Is making sure your employees don't get fired for reckless dick sucking homophobia? Opinions vary.

18  2017-08-05 by TNBK

16 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2017-08-05

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1  StrongerThroughFaith 2017-08-05

https://www.reddit.com/r/army/comments/6rjv2q/what_is_the_best_safety_brief_you_ever_received/dl5lcol/?context=1

It's not that difficult, people.

1  TNBK 2017-08-05

Do I look like I give a fuck about your bullshit

1  StrongerThroughFaith 2017-08-05

your big sparkly cocksucker flair screams "yes"

1  TNBK 2017-08-05

I just want that cock daddy not your opinions.

1  scatmunchies 2017-08-05

Don’t suck dick, fam

1  TNBK 2017-08-05

Too late fam.

1  scatmunchies 2017-08-05

Well then you be the best little cocksucker you can.

1  TNBK 2017-08-05

o7

1  HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-08-05

My MOS doesn't have dumb fucks that fuck up on the weekends, so my weekends are pretty peaceful.

/u/jdc5294 I don't believe you

1  TNBK 2017-08-05

Literally the most unbelievable shit imaginable

1  felsoul 2017-08-05

It's a joke and not a dick so I don't see why you're taking it so hard

hah

1  oss_spy 2017-08-05

That was me

1  IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-05

u/jdc5294 being a fag was always a douche move.

1  ComedicSans 2017-08-05

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Agreed.

1  nomorepushing 2017-08-05

The military is just one giant in-joke. It's hilarious