The thick wife shithead is getting pounded on Twitter.
24 2017-08-05 by MargarineIsEvil
The story started in the middle of the week when this lizard person, male feminist went viral for publicly congratulating himself for marrying a woman who isn't thin: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4758024/Man-pens-moving-tribute-wife-s-curvy-body.html
Obviously, people started going through his Instagram for more laughs and found he's basically THE argument for the mayocide: https://mobile.twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/893503808361316352
Unsurprisingly, his detractors found dodgy racist shit he and his wife tweeted: https://mobile.twitter.com/sarah_jwh/status/893578843033817088
Being a textbook basic bro, he has now started whining about "haters": https://mobile.twitter.com/iamrobbietripp/status/893885126341304320
36 comments
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1 HillaryClinton-Trump 2017-08-05
So are we mad because he has a wife who's thick and likes that? Or are we mad because his brother-in-law is a maybe potential not really racist?
1 MargarineIsEvil 2017-08-05
He's just a massive arsehole.
1 MargarineIsEvil 2017-08-05
His wife's comments about Mexicans are pretty dodgy.
1 scatmunchies 2017-08-05
Mexicans are pretty dodgy, tho.
1 snappleteadrink 2017-08-05
Cunt I write worse shit than that on here every 5 mins. But honestly I just go to drama to see new interesting ways someone could be fucked up and this post delivered imo.
1 newcomer_ts 2017-08-05
Funny thing is, if George Lopez said the same joke - version of which is his whole show tbqh - it would be hilarious.
And that brings us to the point of having a thread 180 degrees opposite of /r/drama should be about.
Pretty soon it will be re-linked but this time for a reason.
1 backltrack 2017-08-05
That's a joke I've mainly heard from mexicans.
1 lefedorasir 2017-08-05
Fucking wypipo ruined the word thick, y'all should be ashamed 😡😡
1 Chicup 2017-08-05
The word is fat.
1 itsaboyffxiv 2017-08-05
I think we're mad this retard who married someone ever so slightly overweight is acting like he's a hero.
Also, he seems hilariously unselfaware and posts extremely dumb things.
Basically, a lolcow was found.
1 Crowsworth 2017-08-05
Hmm, I am not sure he is a lolcow. Most lolcows on some level know they are fucked, which is why they go apeshit from time to time.
This guy just seems a boring cunt, and unlikely to jizz in a priests hat or some other crazy shit we can laugh at.
1 nomad1c 2017-08-05
i'm steaming mad at something, that's for damn sure!
1 heavenlytoaster 2017-08-05
Were mad because shes smallfat and this is still rampant fatphobia.
1 TSA_Precheck 2017-08-05
I'd like to give her an Alabama rooftop. She thicc.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-05
Nah
1 Hitlery_Clinton 2017-08-05
tbh it must be nice to be a chubby chaser and have so much to choose from with so little competition
1 blackbluegrey 2017-08-05
He's an American too. Like a kid in a candy shop.
1 redux44 2017-08-05
All fun and games till you go for a reach and grab a chunk of fat instead
1 Chicup 2017-08-05
I bet hes into that.
1 Hitlery_Clinton 2017-08-05
That's kind of the point
1 mehforeverybody 2017-08-05
Well she is thicc, not obese, so ain't nothing wrong with that, but if that idiot did all this for attention he might have made the biggest fuck up in his life to date - made his wife mad - my predictions: She will either make his life a living hell with passive aggresive bullshit, or cheat with a......( I'm not gonna leave the ending for your imagination).
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-08-05
Ugh. Thanks for making me feel guilty for liking All Saints.
1 neutralvoter 2017-08-05
his wife sitting at home eating a bucket of fried chicken ice cream, finally hits her, I'm so fat my husband virtue signaled a goddamn news paper by throwing me a bone
1 neutralvoter 2017-08-05
'the rest of the world may find my wife hideous but I don't' now those are some wedding vows if i've ever heard them
1 bleasehalb 2017-08-05
This seems worse than just being called fat and ugly straight to one's face.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-08-05
You really consider those two tweets racist? God damn people are such fucking pussies these days.
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2017-08-05
But did you read the one where he considers himself the white Kanye West? Disgusting.
1 bobbybonnadouchey 2017-08-05
Seriously, he's trying to be friends with Jake Paul?
Mayocide now.
1 afr2000 2017-08-05
People are...interesting.
1 PolishPugLady 2017-08-05
If my husband wrote shit like that, I would have mayocided him on the spot.
1 FieryChickenSkeleton 2017-08-05
You're a good wife
1 PolishPugLady 2017-08-05
Thank you. I'm merciful.
1 backltrack 2017-08-05
It's actually incredible that's she's cool with this. It's not like she's on my 600lb life. She's not like huge just moderately chubby. But she is cool with "hahaha my wife is an ugly cunt but I see the good in her! Retweet if she's a disgusting slob even though I think she's great!"
1 PolishPugLady 2017-08-05
I don't get that either. It's an extremely cuck move.
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-05
my thought exactly. maybe she complains about it constantly. or they're both on heavy drug cocktails
1 backltrack 2017-08-05
I usually don't use this term but maybe she's in an abusive relationship or being gaslighted. Idk honestly but that doesn't seem like shit people would normally put up with. Hell, morbidly obese women tend to have more self esteem. Or it's her fetish.
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-05
Honestly yeah this "heartwarming" speech screams dysfunction
But hey maybe they're perfect complements
1 backltrack 2017-08-05
lol the left has set their standards for being a horrible racist human being supppppper low.
1 Notthehalf 2017-08-05
holy fuck that sara chick needs to get a life