If I was drunk and horny and knew nothing would happen then sure I guess
Realistically though a 16 year old is gonna be ridiculously immature, probably inexperienced, and I know I'd feel guilty afterward like I was taking advantage of her
I sure the fuck wouldn't. I have a nice life not being in jail and I have some pussy at home that I really don't have to impress much. Besides, what the fuck would a 16 year old know about fucking, other than having her pussy accessible and laying there.
or... maybe some people are better than you and you saying, "Anyone who acts like they're better than me is a liar." is the slimmest justification you could muster?
Wanting to fuck a 16-year-old doesn't make you a fucking pedophile. Expressing it might make you seem creepy as fuck and acting on it could land you in legal trouble, but it's not pedophilia.
Regardless, Ice's mere existence creates drama. I almost feel like posting his shit here is easy-mode.
Here's the thing. You said ephebophilia is pedophilia.
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a diddler who studies children, I am telling you, specifically, in diddling, no one calls ephebophilia pedophilia. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "pedophile family" you're referring to the paraphilia grouping of chronophilia, which includes things from nepiophibilia to hebepohilia to gerontophilia.
So your reasoning for calling ephebophilia pedophilia is because random people "call the ephebopophile ones pedophiles?" Let's get teleiophiles and mesophiles in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. An ephebophile is an ephebophile and a member of the chronophilia classification. But that's not what you said. You said ephebophilia is pedophilia, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the chronophilia class ephebophiles, which means you'd call nepiophiles, teliophiles, and other sexual attractions pedophilia, too. Which you said you don't.
"Cool, technically, I'm a date-rapist and not a rapist, since all the dudes I raped before I got to jail were unconscious when I fucked their unconsenting assholes."
I don't mind recycled drama, I mean, we're shit eating coprophagists here, right? It doesn't matter to the coprophagist if the poop is first generation, it can be poop made from eaten poop, right?
But why the fuck are we posting sardine shit when the pedo shit is ten times more rich?
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1 felsoul 2017-08-06
That's great snappy but who will protect the underage girls from Ice Poseidon's sexual advances?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-06
Donald
1 lifesbrink 2017-08-06
I went to the Ice subreddit and caught cancer. Thanks, asshole
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-06
Me too :(
1 Cyanidekat_risen 2017-08-06
Pedophiles need to be chemically castrated
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-06
TBH, when I was Ice's age, I probably would have tried to smash her, I was dumbest and horniest back then.
1 SpectroSpecter 2017-08-06
Isn't he like 35? Or did he just age really poorly?
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-06
He is 22 but sounds 40
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-08-06
That's fucking sad, man. That's extra dumb and horny, well below the average man.
1 angrytapir 2017-08-06
Why only chemically and not physically?
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-08-06
I mean, can we just kill them?
1 80BAIT08 2017-08-06
I remember saying last Ice related thread that Destiny should hit him up. I guess Destiny must have because now they're both wanabee child molesters.
1 NoRuleAgnstBing2Crpy 2017-08-06
anyone that says they wouldn't bang that chick even though she's 16 is a fucking liar.
1 Somenakedguy 2017-08-06
How about no because who tf wants to go to jail just to bang a teenager
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-06
Supposing you won't go to jail, then?
1 Somenakedguy 2017-08-06
Meh
If I was drunk and horny and knew nothing would happen then sure I guess
Realistically though a 16 year old is gonna be ridiculously immature, probably inexperienced, and I know I'd feel guilty afterward like I was taking advantage of her
1 captainktainer 2017-08-06
Why the fuck are you being a decent person on /r/drama? There is a time and a place.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-06
Sorry 😔
1 backltrack 2017-08-06
18-19 is a teenager 🤔
1 kermit_was_right 2017-08-06
I wouldn't. Prison fucking sucks. Plenty of legal women out there.
1 hitonmi 2017-08-06
Gussy is fucking disgusting.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-08-06
That shit gives you AIDs... like a fag!
1 icyhat 2017-08-06
I sure the fuck wouldn't. I have a nice life not being in jail and I have some pussy at home that I really don't have to impress much. Besides, what the fuck would a 16 year old know about fucking, other than having her pussy accessible and laying there.
1 better_bot 2017-08-06
Imagine being this thirsty.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-08-06
or... maybe some people are better than you and you saying, "Anyone who acts like they're better than me is a liar." is the slimmest justification you could muster?
1 grotesquecel 2017-08-06
live in the UK so i'm allowed to admit she's hot feels good
1 blacknblue12 2017-08-06
Not attractive not to mention braces
1 BashfulHandful 2017-08-06
Wanting to fuck a 16-year-old doesn't make you a fucking pedophile. Expressing it might make you seem creepy as fuck and acting on it could land you in legal trouble, but it's not pedophilia.
Regardless, Ice's mere existence creates drama. I almost feel like posting his shit here is easy-mode.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-06
Oh boy!
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-08-06
Here's the thing. You said ephebophilia is pedophilia.
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a diddler who studies children, I am telling you, specifically, in diddling, no one calls ephebophilia pedophilia. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "pedophile family" you're referring to the paraphilia grouping of chronophilia, which includes things from nepiophibilia to hebepohilia to gerontophilia.
So your reasoning for calling ephebophilia pedophilia is because random people "call the ephebopophile ones pedophiles?" Let's get teleiophiles and mesophiles in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. An ephebophile is an ephebophile and a member of the chronophilia classification. But that's not what you said. You said ephebophilia is pedophilia, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the chronophilia class ephebophiles, which means you'd call nepiophiles, teliophiles, and other sexual attractions pedophilia, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-08-06
triggered pedo.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-08-06
Kys pastaeater
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-08-06
Let me guess, you're watching Zack and Cody reruns right now because you really like the plot, right?
1 Turkish__Delight 2017-08-06
https://youtu.be/TB9fwJDweaU
1 Swineflew1 2017-08-06
ACKSHULLY IT MEANS HES AN EBIOPHILE
1 aliceunknown 2017-08-06
The difference between statutory and kiddie fiddling seems to be lost on some people.
Choir boys + catholic priest = kiddie fiddling
Jailbait nearly adult ass + sexually deprived adult male = statutory
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-08-06
is that what you tell your cellmate in county?
1 Teresa_May 2017-08-06
"Yeah, I got convicted of child rape but I'm no paedophile... I'm an ephebophile - she was 12, not 8!"
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-08-06
"Cool, technically, I'm a date-rapist and not a rapist, since all the dudes I raped before I got to jail were unconscious when I fucked their unconsenting assholes."
1 backltrack 2017-08-06
I mean, you might as well.
1 aliceunknown 2017-08-06
I have a vagina, I wouldn't go to jail for making a high school boy the luckiest boy in America. /s
1 -huitzilopochtli- 2017-08-06
>14
>nearly adult
1 aliceunknown 2017-08-06
14 is Statutory in most states.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-08-06
I don't mind recycled drama, I mean, we're shit eating coprophagists here, right? It doesn't matter to the coprophagist if the poop is first generation, it can be poop made from eaten poop, right?
But why the fuck are we posting sardine shit when the pedo shit is ten times more rich?
1 Tony_AbbottPBUH 2017-08-06
"interestingly" enough to freak with the internet survey is a neo-nazi https://www.reddit.com/r/europeannationalism/comments/6mtj8e/abolishing_slavery_was_a_mistake/