I mean... that really must be a pretty shitty feeling, hearing "Oh you're pregnant!" when you're not. And it doesn't seem like most of them were blaming the guy there, rather they seem to be admitting that they have a big stomach, or big boobs and poorly tailored clothes.
I once had a lady offer me her seat on a crowded subway and gesture to my stomach.
Serious question: You're expected to offer your bus seat to a strange preggo, which requires you to make an educated guess as to whether that belly is filled with a baby or a big breakfast. What exactly are we supposed to do in this situation?
I was in the lunchroom one time and overheard a girl say she was 5 months preggo and just found out. She was some kind of Samoan or something tho so you still couldn't tell, whether it was a month or 9 months.
So this can go both ways. That is how bathroom babies are born.
Fucking genius why did I never think of that. Thank you for solving all my problems (because what you think of my weight, random rude internet stranger, is at the forefront of my mind at all times) using one data point and sarcasm!
By golly, why did I never think of that? Thank you for solving all my problems (because what you think of my weight, random internet stranger, is at the forefront of my mind at all times) using one data point and sarcasm!
'I wanted to cry all afternoon and I skipped lunch'
this is a troll post. i know we joke a lot but no one is that sensitive outside of troll posts. if you don't believe me, go call someone fat at work tomorrow.
I love how they all say "I bloated because of my period" or "I have a larger belly due to recent surgeries," when it's evident that they're bloated landwhales who couldn't get pregnant if they tried, due to the lack of men who can't look at them more than once, and not reflexively thinking of switching to bussy.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-08-07
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1 felsoul 2017-08-07
I mean... that really must be a pretty shitty feeling, hearing "Oh you're pregnant!" when you're not. And it doesn't seem like most of them were blaming the guy there, rather they seem to be admitting that they have a big stomach, or big boobs and poorly tailored clothes.
1 kermit_was_right 2017-08-07
Really low on drama, too.
1 SmurfPrivilege 2017-08-07
Serious question: You're expected to offer your bus seat to a strange preggo, which requires you to make an educated guess as to whether that belly is filled with a baby or a big breakfast. What exactly are we supposed to do in this situation?
1 StrongerThroughFaith 2017-08-07
ummm maybe stop the misogyny and check your privilege??
1 jacksfilmsbot 2017-08-07
me me big disappointment
1 cheers_grills 2017-08-07
Kill yourself, or the lady in question.
1 ragazzo_soup 2017-08-07
Also take every white person there with you.
1 heavenlytoaster 2017-08-07
You make it obvious what you're doing. If they're preggers that's good, and if they're not they deserve the shame.
1 ProphetRith 2017-08-07
You let them stand because a ~10 minute bus ride is not strenuous to anyone who weighs less than 300 lbs
1 bareballzthebitch 2017-08-07
I was in the lunchroom one time and overheard a girl say she was 5 months preggo and just found out. She was some kind of Samoan or something tho so you still couldn't tell, whether it was a month or 9 months.
So this can go both ways. That is how bathroom babies are born.
1 menvaren 2017-08-07
Give the nigga a break, he's Samoan.
1 OniTan 2017-08-07
/u/LastOfTheMoohanicans /u/fluffykittenheart
Have you two ever thought of, I dunno eating less and getting some exercise instead of coming up with comebacks for fat jokes?
1 LastOfTheMoohanicans 2017-08-07
Fucking genius why did I never think of that. Thank you for solving all my problems (because what you think of my weight, random rude internet stranger, is at the forefront of my mind at all times) using one data point and sarcasm!
1 LastOfTheMoohanicans 2017-08-07
By golly, why did I never think of that? Thank you for solving all my problems (because what you think of my weight, random internet stranger, is at the forefront of my mind at all times) using one data point and sarcasm!
1 Koshbiel 2017-08-07
Do you have a weight problem?
1 SuperiorExcess 2017-08-07
It clearly is. You can spot an insecure lardham from a mile away on Reddit.
1 LastOfTheMoohanicans 2017-08-07
:rofl:
1 OniTan 2017-08-07
Because you'd rather stuff your face? I honestly don't see what's so hard about "put less stuff in my mouth every day."
1 LastOfTheMoohanicans 2017-08-07
:lol:
1 SuperiorExcess 2017-08-07
Now you're a literal lolcow. Congratz.
1 LastOfTheMoohanicans 2017-08-07
:thumbs-up:
1 holy_black_on_a_popo 2017-08-07
Good. Harder to eat that way.
1 LastOfTheMoohanicans 2017-08-07
¯_(ツ)_/¯
1 LastOfTheMoohanicans 2017-08-07
¯_(ツ)_/¯
1 DivinePrince2 2017-08-07
If you didn't care, then why did you almost start crying when someone happened to point it out to you?
1 LastOfTheMoohanicans 2017-08-07
lol wrong person in that thread. ltr
1 DivinePrince2 2017-08-07
don't drink and type, gaiz
1 neutralvoter 2017-08-07
'I wanted to cry all afternoon and I skipped lunch'
this is a troll post. i know we joke a lot but no one is that sensitive outside of troll posts. if you don't believe me, go call someone fat at work tomorrow.
1 fluffykittenheart 2017-08-07
Oh wow I got my own spin-off show! This must be what it's like to be a Kardashian!!!!!
1 DivinePrince2 2017-08-07
lmfao.
1 Ennui2778 2017-08-07
I love how they all say "I bloated because of my period" or "I have a larger belly due to recent surgeries," when it's evident that they're bloated landwhales who couldn't get pregnant if they tried, due to the lack of men who can't look at them more than once, and not reflexively thinking of switching to bussy.