Onision drama flares up like his awful skin condition after he lures another victim into the House of Horrors without his wife's knowledge.
67 2017-08-08 by snallygaster
For more info on Onision, search for his username in this sub. The results will not disappoint.
Quick rundown:
- after one internet girl rejected him because she has a bf, Greg seems to have invited a rebound to fly to the household to ''''collab''''''
- leaked texts show that Greg's wife Taylor was unaware of this
- Taylor has been trying to avoid having another girl over after the fiasco with Billie and their reduced income due to Youtube demonetization and an active IRS investigation into tax fraud committed by the couple
- Greg and the girl already made a video together and got on attention-whoring platform YouNow to talk to fans without Taylor
Taylor is currently on YouNow threatening suicide and refusing to spin her fidget spinnerswas on YouNow and ragequit after someone sent her likes or someshit under an offensive username while the girl isin the bathroom after breaking the toilet trying to fix a clog with her handstatus unknown after breaking the toilet and showering- farmers called the pigs and contacting YouNow to report the suicide threat, no sign of the couple since then
- alleged leaker of Taylor's alleged texts is claiming to have seen Greg's dick and that he brags about possessing a mighty 5.6 inches
Follow along as things unfold on lolcow.farm!
67 comments
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1 80BAIT08 2017-08-08
Onion boy needs to kill himself.
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-08-08
Why kill the goose that lays the golden drama egg?
1 icyhat 2017-08-08
Lets try to predict how he's going to die. I think it's going to be a semen overdose.
1 snallygaster 2017-08-08
he does, but then all the amazing happenings would stop :'(
1 caffienatedjedi 2017-08-08
I think its better for everyone that this level of degeneracy is removed from the world, even at the cost of drama.
1 Nicholai_Dimitri 2017-08-08
Nothing is worth the loss of drama
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-08
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1 yesiamcorrect 2017-08-08
Kill yourself race traitor
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-08
I WILL NOT YEILD TO TERRORISTS
1 a_jill_sandwich 2017-08-08
He has a son, right? Give us 20 years and the next generation will start.
1 snallygaster 2017-08-08
Hopefully his kids will be the type to reject their parents' behavior rather than emulate it.
1 EternallyMiffed 2017-08-08
I wish he'd get struck by lightning tbh
1 kane4life4ever 2017-08-08
I wish he would get raped and someone live stream t.
1 kane4life4ever 2017-08-08
wife snaps cuts his dick off
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-08-08
so you're saying we should buy him a ticket to southside chicago?
1 kane4life4ever 2017-08-08
nah man kagney lynn karter keeps those brothers busy
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-08-08
BLACKED
1 kane4life4ever 2017-08-08
I feel so bad for kendra sunderland. Like she was going to school all to end up as a washed up fuck doll for da brotha's
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-08-08
She's just your run of the mill ho tbh
1 kane4life4ever 2017-08-08
it's weird i see her face and you can just see the regret. I always wonder were did this girls parents go wrong, and what if they didn't what if the media brain washed this women into being a common whore.
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-08-08
When the entirety of society was engineered to keep women faithful, they still managed to become whores. I wouldn't blame the parents that much
1 backltrack 2017-08-08
Nooooooo wtf
1 glmox 2017-08-08
this is maybe the first time i, a left-wing cuck, have entirely unironically agreed with you
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-08-08
Why did the toilet break? She pooped a big poop? Is she also underage btw?
1 snallygaster 2017-08-08
She clogged the toilet with poop when she went to go poop, then tried to contact Taylor and Greg so that they'd give her a plunger, but they didn't answer, so she tried to break up the poop with a shampoo bottle and then her hands. The best/worst part of the ordeal is that she took pictures of it and put it on the Onision discord. Sadly Greg is disgusting but also repulsed by anything involving shit, so this has probably ruined her changes with him unless he's SUPER desperate.
Not sure how old she is, but I think late teens to early 20's.
1 wootfatigue 2017-08-08
She touched the poop?
1 snallygaster 2017-08-08
She seems to have touched the poop. I didn't look at the pics cuz who needs that in their lives?
1 wootfatigue 2017-08-08
When I was two or three my mom was giving my older sister and I a bath and she left the room to answer the phone. While she was gone I pooped in the tub and my sister freaked the fuck out. Not wanting to get in trouble I did what I had to do and hid the evidence by eating it.
1 snallygaster 2017-08-08
http://imgur.com/q1c6RLy
1 FieryChickenSkeleton 2017-08-08
Did it taste a bit nutty
1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2017-08-08
Man all she had to do was ask me, I'd have been more than happy to take care of it.
I do.
1 snallygaster 2017-08-08
d/w, one day you will find a nice young lady who'll make you her sissy toilet slave.
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-08-08
Wow, she didn't look like she had it in her. Literally. I've pooped my fair share of poop, but I've never broken a toilet.
I'd just go home at that point if it was a normal date. Love, sex or whatever Onision's girls are after shouldn't be worth it at that point. Not sleeping with him is probably a blessing in disguise though. I'd rather break up my own shit with my hand than live through a night with that creepo.
1 snallygaster 2017-08-08
The problem is that she's stuck there on Greg's dime unless he changes the plane tickets, so she can't sneak out and disappear. idk why she posted poop pics for the world to see instead of creeping outside to try and find a coat hanger or stick or something.
Yeah, but not for us! It means less drama. Greg might be desperate enough to still hit it, though, unless Taylor's distracting them with her suicide threats. He seems pretty desperate for new cunny.
Same, and my disgust tolerance is incredibly low
1 wootfatigue 2017-08-08
1 RicardusAlpers 2017-08-08
Rorge quote lmao
1 wootfatigue 2017-08-08
I bought my dad a toilet that can suck down sixteen golf balls and he still managed to plug it with poop.
1 pigeondoubletake 2017-08-08
It's Onision, is there any other kind?
1 ahbslldud 2017-08-08
quick rundown
not followed by bogpost
I'm disappointed in you Snally.
1 kane4life4ever 2017-08-08
I hope the IRS fucks this guy in the worst way possible
1 Miguk_Saram 2017-08-08
Guys like this make me wonder what Charles Manson would have done if they had social media back then.
1 snallygaster 2017-08-08
he probably would have been a lot more successful :/
1 Miguk_Saram 2017-08-08
Maybe he would have gotten access to a lot more recruits through the internet. Or maybe his weird charisma only works in real life, and all the cult groupies would be too busy chasing after youtube dorks to notice him?
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-08
Charles Manson would have been the king of the Nigerian mail scams, though.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-08
What is this emoticon/smiley :S suppose to mean?
1 pigeondoubletake 2017-08-08
I tried making it irl and shattered my jaw
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-08
Rip
1 SpotNL 2017-08-08
Confusion
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-08
Awww that's so cute :3
1 a_jill_sandwich 2017-08-08
Doesn't ol' Charlie still have a pretty substantial following, or is that BS?
1 Miguk_Saram 2017-08-08
Maybe. But I can't imagine how he would compete when he has to use snail-mail and there's an infinite number of psychos out there in freedom who have internet access.
1 a_jill_sandwich 2017-08-08
There was that chick he was going to marry a few years back, I wonder where she is these days? I think it was even called of by him in the end.
1 snallygaster 2017-08-08
He's still huge just by virtue of how much of a pop figure he's been for decades. Plus the internet allows more potential cult leaders to peddle their bullshit and target members more effectively, but they seem to tend to target much more narrow ranges of people and in many cases don't even leave the online sphere, which makes them less likely to be widely known with all of the information saturation we now have. For the most part you really have to dig to find them, and even when they do blow up online communities, they're forgotten fairly quickly because the internet has a short memory span.
1 snallygaster 2017-08-08
Yeah, it's as big as ever. He'll always be the OG ~cool~ cult leader.
1 JohnBlind 2017-08-08
Getting your ass beat by a Beach Boy isn't cool at all tho
1 -Banana_Cake 2017-08-08
Charles Manson Circa 2015, Colourized.
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1 Pepperglue 2017-08-08
I... I don't get it.
This person seems to be a train wreck. How in the world does he have any fans at all?
1 snallygaster 2017-08-08
He seems to attract the type of edgy teen girls and extremely damaged adult women who are into school shooters
1 Pepperglue 2017-08-08
And he can keep abusing them, since he can always move on to the next one.
What a world we live in.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-08
He is also a banana.
1 Pepperglue 2017-08-08
As in, Asian outside, but White inside?
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-08
As in annoying YouTube video from its early days, parodied on Family Guy.
1 Pepperglue 2017-08-08
Oh, okay.
1 RicardusAlpers 2017-08-08
Charisma and youthfulness - still looks like 20 when he's over 30. No mystery at all.
1 lurker093287h 2017-08-08
He has (squashy) overly masculine facial features but is also a twink/emo, he is feminine/childish and sinister 'dark triad-y'. He is controling/domineering but his content (from what I understand) is often moralistic pandering to teen/20s girls and he is apparently rich and e-famous.
He's like a squashy faced non vampire version of a YA novel character who takes the archetypical null/boring misunderstood teen girl on adventures etc. Look at him and see the dark side of female desire or something.
1 snallygaster 2017-08-08
nailed it.
1 Pepperglue 2017-08-08
So it's Twilight, but much worse than that because he's real.
1 pigeondoubletake 2017-08-08
Onision: "The Air Force was too hard and made me cry"
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-08-08
Damn thats some bad makeup
1 wabbit_1444 2017-08-08
What a fag. My 91 year old granny could probably make it through Chair Force bootcamp.
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-08-08
Onision should change genders. It would make even more drama, and then nobody could say anything bad about him. Giving that kind of narcissist the option to ignore every attack against his shitty behavior as "transphobia" would make his mind explode.
1 snallygaster 2017-08-08
His wife is a transtrender, so he already gets to use her for that purpose.
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-08-08
But he's still a creep though. Mark my words, someday he'll realize he was a "woman" all along (he already wears makeup).
1 pigeondoubletake 2017-08-08
Goddamn snally just write a book already and I'll buy it
1 Tony_AbbottPBUH 2017-08-08
i dont get it
1 a_jill_sandwich 2017-08-08
I really thought he giant shits clogged the toilet, but it turns out the dumb fuck flushed baby wipes. To be fair though, it's probably a house rule and all of the dumb fucks there have been flushing wipes.
Enjoy replacing that toilet system, Gurg.
1 Teresa_May 2017-08-08
Do these people make money off of this?
Maybe I need a career change cos this really doesn't sound that difficult...
1 TheEyeThatSeesAll 2017-08-08
I mean, this guy probably also sent maggots to a woman he was infatuated with, and to that woman's boyfriend.
This guy is just mentally insane. The shit he has done over the years to the women he has been involved with is literal emotional abuse.
1 crumpzilla 2017-08-08
skin disease according to gerg