Unable to confess that god isn't real, he is gifted with by a deus ex pickle with the girlβs pickle number. Never minding the strange pickle code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she doesn't believe in god as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous dayβs confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a pickleplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that god isn't real and is not the same pickle he fell in love with. In fact, she doesnβt exist in this pickle at all. She is the girlβs alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MCβs own pickle self, who too is blissfully unaware of god not being real.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private pickles in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer religion. While the two chase their respective loved pickles, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with atheism and question the NATURE of PICKLE RICK.
I just watched that episode it was so epic when pickel Rick just killed all this people like pew you're dead bitch! I'm pickle Rick!!! Then he went to the therapist after all and in the end everybody wins. I really related to the episode a lot because I go to a therapist in real life except in my version of life the therapist doesn't talk to the rest of my family and only me so unlike Rick and Morty how the therapist also talked to the mom and the PICKLE RICK!!!! π₯π₯π₯
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-08-08
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1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-08-08
/u/friend1y? More like /2/friend1y!
1 BasicallyADoctor 2017-08-08
More like /un/friend1y! ππ
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-08-08
If you're trying to find a mod more autistic than /r/drama's, /r/ImGoingToHellForThis is a safe bet.
1 Alimentas 2017-08-08
Did you make an emoji movie review? Where can I read it?
1 BasicallyADoctor 2017-08-08
I haven't been free to watch it, it pains me more than you could ever know π
1 Alimentas 2017-08-08
Why? I can stream it to you over skype or something, we can't let this happen to you.
1 BasicallyADoctor 2017-08-08
Sounds illegal π€
1 Alimentas 2017-08-08
It's fine I live in a 3rd world country Β―\(γ)/Β―
1 FieryChickenSkeleton 2017-08-08
That also sounds illegal
1 Alimentas 2017-08-08
Living in a 3rd world country? It should be. I'd love to be incarcerated in a Swedish jail, call me, Sweden.
1 ProphetRith 2017-08-08
/u/friend1y resigned ππππ
1 Assy-McGee 2017-08-08
dabs
memes :^)
1 Assy-McGee 2017-08-08
A pickle falls in love with a girl pickle.
Unable to confess that god isn't real, he is gifted with by a deus ex pickle with the girlβs pickle number. Never minding the strange pickle code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she doesn't believe in god as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous dayβs confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a pickleplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that god isn't real and is not the same pickle he fell in love with. In fact, she doesnβt exist in this pickle at all. She is the girlβs alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MCβs own pickle self, who too is blissfully unaware of god not being real.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private pickles in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer religion. While the two chase their respective loved pickles, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with atheism and question the NATURE of PICKLE RICK.
1 BasicallyADoctor 2017-08-08
I just watched that episode it was so epic when pickel Rick just killed all this people like pew you're dead bitch! I'm pickle Rick!!! Then he went to the therapist after all and in the end everybody wins. I really related to the episode a lot because I go to a therapist in real life except in my version of life the therapist doesn't talk to the rest of my family and only me so unlike Rick and Morty how the therapist also talked to the mom and the PICKLE RICK!!!! π₯π₯π₯
1 snallygaster 2017-08-08
ha ha, I get that reference! I tip my hat to you good sir!
1 Assy-McGee 2017-08-08
weeb
1 YiffReich 2017-08-08
New snappy quote?
1 AssassinAbra 2017-08-08
what do ya'll think about what I did
1 YiffReich 2017-08-08
I'm not sure what you did now. But I support it.
1 AssassinAbra 2017-08-08
I'm the guy he was insulting later
1 YiffReich 2017-08-08
Oh right!
This is also nice and spicy:
I also see you play EU4. You have fine taste.
1 AssassinAbra 2017-08-08
I guess you like Jan Mayen cause of your username
1 YiffReich 2017-08-08
Haha, a nation of killer bears is strong enough to establish a Reich to rival Ryuku.
1 AssassinAbra 2017-08-08
personally, I quite like Hormuz
1 YiffReich 2017-08-08
Good choice. Maximize the shekels and get that trade money. Kudos too for not liking a filthy mayo European babby-difficulty nation and a OPM to boot.
1 AssassinAbra 2017-08-08
ai hormuz isn't funny tho
1 YiffReich 2017-08-08
Haven't played the latest patch that much, but they do have a tendency to get big IIRC.
1 AssassinAbra 2017-08-08
I like mandate because it finally made Qing playable
1 YiffReich 2017-08-08
Aah, fiddled with Ming - but I haven't tried a Qing run yet...
1 AssassinAbra 2017-08-08
Jianzhou is the only country you can feasibly form Manchu, and then Qing with.
1 blacknblue12 2017-08-08
1 doubtfulwager 2017-08-08
100% agree with this line of logic; It spawned from the "u mad" meme.