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You and snappy should get married tbh

Ah yes, "black men" from blackpeopletwitter.......

What is it that is good, fellow brothers!

hello my fellow niggro. how is the street? deadass fam

Do you know what I am saying?

It is your boy, De'shauhn.

It is your boy, De'shauhn.

Finninah, brother. Clap backs! Word and bonds, homely!

That sub is so much fun when you're picturing every comment being typed by a 15 year old white boy.

It is what it is. Niggas getting of tired of this BS every other day. How we suppose to respect the sistas if they the ones who make fun of us?

-Bradley, sophomore at Whitesville private high school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoCOg8ZzUfg

I'm black. Sooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyqe8n-pbqQ

Ok i never seen that song before but that is cool af.

Wait am I missing something did he just post a random song or is there a joke

Idk, i just like the song.

I'm black, sooo

Yeah right

K

post your black bussy then

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Nah

Then get out and stay out

K

fucking mayo get off my sub

Wat

u heard

Lmao

Sure Bradley

K

You just responded with three K’s, you know that, right?

Lol just noticed

Clayton bigsby confirmed

/ctcp get BBC_Blind_lol.jpg

/fsend on

/pdcc 200000

LmAo

Hey im Irish too!

K

Hahaha gross dude

:(

Post a picture of your dick, it's the only way to be sure.

No

you're also a subhuman incel. Who cares what u think

Fuck you

>15

I think you're aiming about 5 years too high.

No 15 is about right. At 10 boys are still pretty normal, you need that testosterone surge to start acting this wacky and edgy.

It's a better sub to role play in than the bird people or the one where you pretend real life is a video game.

always remember, 92% honky by their own poll

Well they DO seem to like white women.

You gotta admit /u/universalfapture that "sweet shit" is pretty corny. If your life goal is to get that girl then your bar is a little bit too low.

It's 2017 my nigga we out here respecting our women now.

And /u/wildblackguy you're right. It is current year and this year's trend is to respect the women we own.

What do you mean "Sweet Shit" ?

The tweet that started your argument.

Oh. That? Yeah, it was completely corny. But that gave her no right to blast him for it. Thats how we ended up with places like r/TheRedPill

male fragility really is a killer man

I suppose

Man, your history sure is confusing me.

Tgirls, USMC, TheRedPill, rule34, LadyBoners, NoFap.

Damn, son.

So fucking what? Why do people care whats in my history? Focus on the discussion in front of you

I just like to see what people are interested in, just like people can see I'm a human trash can since most of my posts are in /r/drama.

Who cares. I browse r/Subredditdrama

I wouldn't write that for everyone to see 'round these parts.

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The locals 'round there don't take too kindly to SRDine types.

I was banned. So its whatever

Put that in the first time you mention SRD and you might get modded.

welcome home

unrequited love, so sweet

Lol

19 year old white liberal dude confirmed

18 Black liberal*

You should consider not supporting the Democratic Party for historical reasons buddy

I'm aware

Don't listen to that old ass cuck

You do you. Stay away from SRD tho they're bad news and really mean

Ikr

Awwww can we keep him?!

-___-

Whoopty fucking do

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Niggas getting of tired of this BS every other day. How we suppose to respect the sistas if they the ones who make fun of us?

this is literally black face

Not sure how my two phrases are related. I'm talking about a totally different situation here.

Nice try, fool.

fool

You mean jive foo', right?

I pity the foo who's a wigger on the internet

K

K

Mmm... could be Wesley Snipes, Circa New Jack City or Demolition Man.

What’s YOUR boggle?

I do this compulsively

https://snoopsnoo.com/u/UniversalFapture

I mean, does your girlfriend know of your tranny obsession? does the corps? I mean, I'm cool with it, feminine penis did nothing wrong, but you owe it to her to tell her you wish she had a 12 incher hangin' low.

who knows, it may work out for you. plus, just think, a strapon and this gains a whole 'nother meaning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

I have no girlfriend. Why would i tell her about my porn taste?

come on dude you're supposed to rage and cry and shit and then i can be witty and post some epic burn. you're totally not going with the program here

sadface

K

What MOS?

Aiming for Cyber Intelligience.

Should have been a space shuttle door gunner like me. We were sniping gooks from a lightyear away back in Nam.

https://www.thebalance.com/marine-corps-enlisted-job-descriptions-3345355

https://www.thebalance.com/marine-corps-enlisted-job-descriptions-3345355

I was told i have till my senior year of college to decide anyway. But good job on your mos! :)

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Intelligence Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

https://www.thebalance.com/marine-corps-enlisted-job-descriptions-3345355

wanting to do signals even once ever

Holy shit marine rethink live

Marines can't think. They are all retard. Army is where it's at.

Booo

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I'm a poolee

Good luck bitch.

Thanks asshat! :)

Seeee

To be fair everyone has their kinks as long as it's not hurting anybody he can like/post whatever he desires.

Agreed.

Just an fyi it's a joke on Twitter.

Oh so it's self aware? Sorry I haven't had my coffee yet. You could say I'm not "woke" yet. I'll show myself out now.

Personally, I have a day job, which precludes me from “keeping it real”, as it were.

My reason is that I'm not 15 and am not invested in a dying platform like Twitter. I guess it's not "real nigga hours".

You don't deserve that username tbh 😡😤

Are you jealous of my puns?

Subcaribe and camment? Remember? You're not as nice as the real Hodor :(

I miss my sista u/tayyaba052

I didn't ban the girl. You want Indian films? Go watch Monsoon Rain.

I'm kidding btw :p

Indian films

NOPE!!!

I've seen 3 idiots and Lagan (?) because of my brown friends and both of them were pretty good but that's about it. They themselves avoid it mostly lol.

Just watch Monsoon Rain. It's a great film.

It better not be a bamboozle motherfucker. I'm on a fucking long streak of bad movies that i'm unable to break. It's been ages since i watched some good shit :(

It's about family drama that takes place during a wedding. Sounds lame but it's actually very good.

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Just fyi, the real joke was your haughty seriousposting in BPT.

I'm aware I looked like a fucking idiot but I can stomach so much of that minstrel show.

I'm aware I looked like a fucking idiot

Welcome to your new home

Sorry I'm already pledged to SRD.

Sorry I already promised a different bunch of white kids I'd be their pet Black

But if you stick with us we'll walk you and feed you and play with you everyday, Mister, promise!

God just ew

Eww that sub is full of mayos.

I think you should just go

Bring your porn alt over here then.

Did someone call a WOKETOR?

too bad they ain't out there respecting the english language

Heck, laugh if you want. Maybe I'm too much of a kid. Maybe I'm young at heart. Maybe I'm just a little superstitious. But every now and then, right around dusk, I'll look out my back window as the sun falls slowly to sleep. And I'll chuckle a little when I catch myself. I just can't stop believing that Negroes exist!

I never doubted the existence of Negroes as a kid. My parents smiled knowingly and said nothing. But at night, lying in bed, I could imagine that Negroes really might be chirping and fluttering across the nearby countryside, scouring the foliage for the secret ingredients of Negro Stew. And of course I believed the legend that a young child, pure of heart, could make a Negro appear. If I was a good boy, perhaps I might see one tip his top hat and give me a wink!

It was Mark Twain's classic novel on Negro life, Yassuh, Massuh Clements, Whatevuh Yuh Say, Suh, that hatched an ill plan of mine to actually see a Negro in person. In that immortal piece of Americana, Twain recounts the old legend that a young lad can summon a Negro. He must stand outside at dusk, face southeast, hold a tooth that has just fallen out, and sing:

Cah Loo, Cah Lee, Tra Loo, Tra Ley,

A Negro song today!

Come hear my call, come one and all,

Tra Lee La Negro, hey!

If ye be keen to come along

And sing the magic Negro songs,

Then Tra Lee La, Tra True La Ley,

T'will be a Negro day!

If all goes well, the young boy will hear a voice singing in the distance:

A taste of stew, and Negro Pie,

Oh who will break my fast with me?

For me it is a weary life,

But I will sup with thee.

For tales, I'll tell you of a lass,

My Negress love at distant shore.

We'll sing beneath an apple tree,

A merry Negroling and thee,

Until the dawn is born.

And, after suddenly appearing with a flash of light and burst of smoke, the Negro will exchange the tooth for a bag of silver dimes.

Well, when I was seven, I was ready to try it out. Sneaking out of my bedroom, I crept down the stairs and into the backyard. I was certain that I would actually see a Negro! What would he be like? Would he be mean or friendly? Would he show me the magic sword used to fend off the Irish?

After singing into the night as loudly as I dared, I stood with an expectant grin. The grass was soft under my pajama feet. There seemed to be a sparkle in the air!

But after several hours of waiting, I slumped with disappointment. No Negroes for me.

My father rushed downstairs upon hearing me come in. At first he was worried, but his concerned frown turned into a gentle smile when he heard what I had been up to.

"Son," he said, somberly. "There are no such things as Negroes."

A little bit of my childhood died that day. But not completely. Whenever the dusk falls on a clear summer day, I look out to the southeast and dream of a bite of Negro Pie.

No one is going to read that shit.

You got that shit right.

You're missing out cause that was hilarious

Source?

The most cringy white people on reddit can be found in r/BlackPeopleTwitter.

We know you're white as fuck, bitches.

I don't think literally all of them are

just like 98, 99%

Black by the 1% rule

Are those words in the op image supposed to form a thought in English?

\ > It is what it is. Niggas getting of tired of this BS every other day. How we suppose to respect the sistas if they the ones who make fun of us?

\ > the sistas

whoever this guy is, he sounds like he wrote the dialogue from the movie, "The Blindside"

Not sure if thats a compliment. Never watched it

It's about a white family that gets cuckolded by a black teenage football player

What?

LMFAO.

... *Adds to Plan To Watch List*

You unironically post in r/incels lmaooooo

And?

Silence. Fuck you

Can anyone understand what the image is trying to say? It's literal gibberish to me. I don't get who diddy is, why he wants you to write your goals down or why it's funny, and what WCW is, even less why that would make a race unattractive to you. Just completely incomprehensible and I can find a fuck in a foreign country with a gay man, not knowing the language and I still can't understand what is words in english are meant to mean.

Gays are a problem, we need a solution.

HIV beat you too it.

It beat me to being able to live an active, healthy life too! Ha! Haha!

Isn't the opposite true. It makes it more important to live an active healthy lifestyle?

The guy's been told to write down his goals. He writes down his crushes name since his goal is to be with her. Said girl puts him on blast on twitter.

You kids and your lingo, get off my lawn.

K

L

....

yeah it's pretty obvious if you're not like 50 years old. Fuck off my net grandpa

Yeah I agree I don't see how the gradient of a curve would carry any information the tangent wouldn't.

^Actually makes more sense then the tweet to me.

Man who cares about that. u/chocolateisnice is fine as.

Haha I knew that'd happen.

Thanks btw 😊

I think UniversalFapture and I have to fight over you now.

Well considering that lil babe is only 18... lol

I'm too old for that noise

It doesn't. I'm 276 years old

Truth, both me and the gf think so too

Huh?

That you are fine af!

Oh, haha. Thank you! Tell your gf to sit in my face.

(If she's hot)

Well I think she is hot. Sexy and petite at 5'1

Awwww thanks bb 😘

You are nearly as great as Powdered Toast Man.

as great

Bitch he's toast when it comes to my magnificence 😎

Won't believe it until I see you two fight. Toast fights always make me sploosh

She's only taller than me by an inch lol

5 feet? Mmm, nice, that gives me some nice mental pics in my head of you two. Yes, I'm a perv

I see

Yes.

Back off.

Naw pal.

👌🏾

My phone is too terrible to load the last emoji thing. What is it?

Ignore it

I wanna know what it is too!

Check your PM

Nae danger.

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No problem.

Yup

Nah. They started it

She definitely has it going on. I am most definitely black.

Thanks babe 😄yall are boosting my ego big time. I consider myself average (especially after publicly posting online ) but yall are blessings 😂

I think you got a rocking body. I'll definitely keep an eye out for more posts from you in the future.

Well Beckys are getting EXTRA THICC.

This

I whole penisly agree!

NSFW

http://i.imgur.com/woA3SZt.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/DPrNacK.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/REtfAm4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/9KZF30K.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/zmKYF1l.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/HdiBhl8.jpg

This is your first good comment

Awww :3

Thanks bb 😘

Everyone needs to hop off. Some of you are missing the entire point of what i said.

And yes, i'm black.

How much do you lift tho

Enough. Currently in a cutting phase. Theres a mile run i must complete at IST

Whines about how mean black women are.

Posts in /r/incels and /r/traps.

Don't worry /u/UniversalFapture, gussy is not in your future regardless of skin color.

What? Whats with you motherfuckers digging up someones history instead of having a decent discussion

Don't stress, bussy is better anyway.

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Bussy is what's for dinner when you love cock.

Nah

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Niggas in the tenth grade can calculate the gradient, tangent, normal and y-intercept of this curve

Going out on a limb and guess that a black person definitely made that thread.