so the google manifesto guy is also a liar and never got a PhD from hahhhhvahd at all

85  2017-08-09 by Mr_Cryptic

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Lousy normie only has a Master's Degree.

Pfft.

Lousy normie only has a Master's Degree.

That doesn't make what he said any less true...

Well, except for the part where he said he had a PhD.

Of course, but it doesn't make his "manifesto" less valid.

Someone with a Master's degree plus several years of experience is likely going to know more about their field than someone with a PhD and less experience. In other words, there comes a point where there is little practical difference between a college degree/master's degree/PhD...

serious posting? In my /r/Drama?

I'm gay

Me too

Dude, just because Damore's incel manifesto turned you on doesn't mean you need to bend over backwards to defend his unabashed and outright lying on his e-resume.

  • Walter Matthau, LCSW, PhD, 5-time Academy Award Winner

There's a top post right now thats basically a well informed and researched article on why incel/redpill dudes are most likely IRL losers. The basic premise was that if woman get to an equal standing with men, the men already at the bottom of the male hierarchy have the most to lose. I read that not 10 minutes after seeing james demore's face, pretty apropos if you ask me.

Oooh, that sounds like it's going to generate some good drama. Link me!

link

you need to bend over backwards to defend his unabashed and outright lying on his e-resume.

I'm not. I'm just saying that it shouldn't be used as a way to discredit what he wrote.

A few years past graduation and there's little difference in meaning between the different types of degrees.

A few years past graduation and there's little difference in meaning between the different types of degrees.

😂😂😂

Sorry but work experience > classroom experience, especially in a tech field.

But he's not working in biology

>tech field

>biology

Even ignoring how stupid it is to not understand the difference between having a phd and not having one

Did he ever actually claim he had a phd or did it just say so on his LinkedIn?

I'm not sure how the latter isn't the former.

Like update his linkedin 5 years ago when he started the phd program and just never change it, vs. affirmatively represent that he got a phd. like who bothers with his linkedin more than once a decade

You can't claim to have a PhD just because you are in a program, either. It is a lie to say you have a PhD when you don't.

It's all speculation b/c I don't actually know what his linkedin said, but typically if you're IN education in linkedin it says like, University of Iowa, PhD, 2015-2020. Then you change the end date without anything else, it says PhD, 2015-2017. I dunno, like I'm not going to die on the hill of defending this guy, it just seems like a simple oversight/lazy linkeding rather than deliberate deception.

There's a picture in the article

but that's what it says if you're in the progress of getting a degree too, like it will say Harvard University PhD, Systems Biology 2015-2020.

he didn't make the claim, he only SAID so

see?

unironically using spez as an edit

this, but ironically

why do people still care

This is r/drama we stay on a story till it's milked out completetly, then we chew on the dehydrated corpse.

Have you not seen recent gamergate posts here?

Well yeah but I'm confused as to why people cared about some guy and his sexisttm views to begin with.

actually hes a hero of libertarianism please dont disrespect him because if you do youre violating the first amendment and the nap

oh shit sorry didnt realise

He identified as a guy with a PhD

He's trans-educated

Theoretical degree in Physics

You can do that? And get away with it for years until you get fired over something completely unrelated? Brb putting "Harvard PhD" on my resume.

I don't think I've ever had any employer actually check up on my educational background, so probably.

I have. And I've had coworkers get fired or not hired for lying about it. So I wouldn't risk it.

For real, I'm gonna change the school I got my undergrad degree from

I think he was in a phd program which he dropped after getting a job with google.

You take your reasonable explanation and you get RIGHT THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, MISTER!

Can't join a PhD program and drop out and still say you got a PhD, you know.

You can if youre right wing

"Damore was enrolled in the program but hadn't completed the doctorate, though he did receive a master's degree in biology. The representative did not say why Damore left the program, but it's not uncommon for people to pause their doctoral studies."

It's also not uncommon for people to update their LinkedIn profile when they're looking for a new job. It's also extremely common for people to pile on abuse to some poor politically incorrect schlub and that's what is happening here.

What next? Damore's Facebook status?

It's fucking retarded.

He gave that taco joint 2 stars when their average is 4 stars. Mexiphobian.

You think your public Facebook statuses aren't checked? Wow.

Oh, I know they are, I just don't think they're newsworthy.

Because you are not newsworthy.

Today...

In Europe, we regularly have politicians getting caught pulling that kind of shit. People rarely check those things, especially if you have work experience in your field.

But some jobs (where a given diploma is a requirement) will officially check. In some cases, they'll only check after a few months, so if you changed employers very often you might slip between the cracks I guess.

Lie on your LinkedIn profile? Sure. People do it all the time.

BREAKING: Google Dude also has small penis. /s

This but unironically.

/s

i didn't know so many normies had already infested this sub smh

If I don't put the "/s" people accuse me of all sorts of things. I think their sarcasm meter is broken or something. A few times I've been accused of anti-semitism(I'm jewy as fuck) and being anti-white(I'm white as fuck). It's just easier this way.

TBH the most anti-semitic white hating people I know are white jews, so...

But I get what you mean. People online are always trying to witch hunt.

It's just for the lolz, we're a peaceful* and loving people who just want to share the magic of comedy. :(

*Some exclusions apply.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcPqFqqqGj0

if you have to put the /s it probably wasn't a very good troll to begin with

I like you.

get out

BREAKING: Google Dude also has small penis. /s

using autism alert unironically

Have you ever tried dying?

Mate, you're projecting your own insecurities onto others. It's time for you to face your problems and move on. <3

Wat

Don't kill yourself, bae.

I've looked at your history.

Please, do consider it. It's always an option

Stop deflecting. I'm trying to help you. This anger must be coming from somewhere.

Liberals won't be satisfied until he's starving on the streets.

No, i won't be satisfied until you're starving on the streets.

Mission accomplished !

Not for 7 1/2 years until ya'll can elect a commie.

Un;ess u/TheGreatWolfRuss is a burrito-American, then hopefully soon

Why did you ping him when replying to him?

Why not, I was on mobile

filthy mobile casul

I'll never starve with so much dick to suck.

Man can this guy polish a turd or what?

Take notes /r/drama, you're being upstaged by a pro.

Liberals won't be satisfied until he's starving on the streets.

Pretty much.

It doesn't matter if what he wrote is true or not, it goes against the left's need for diversity so they won't rest until he's ruined.

I predict that within 1-2 weeks we'll see a story about a ex-girlfriend who claims that he raped and/or abused her, despite the fact that she never filed a police report and they were together for multiple months/years.

You gotta "prove" the guy is a literal nazi so his position becomes indefensible

You gotta "prove"

I just did. See?

Can't argue with that LOCK EM UP

Companies can easily check a school database to see if you're lying about you're degree. How did Google manage to fuck that up?

because unless it's your first job out of school companies tend to give less than a flying fuck about your education. They take a quick glance to make sure it doesn't say ITT tech or University of Phoenix, see you have already had jobs so you must not be a complete retard, and then reach out to your professional connections.

I'm not sure what kind of chickenshit outfit you're used to, but this absolutely is not true for a lot of science places. Most of our new hire PhDs are hand selected by employee PhDs who personally know the advisor of the potential hire.

I'm kind of curious what part of Google he was working in. There will be plenty of positions where it doesn't matter and he could sneak through, but many others where I can't see how it could have occurred without gross negligence.

Yes sure if your PHD thesis is directly related to the work you're going to be doing in a lab then sure. Since the dude was an engineer I doubt HR gave much of a shit about his supposed biology PHD thesis considering it was completely irrelevant to the field he was working in...

The dude wasn't doing hardcore scientific research, he was a code monkey.

Im kind of curious what he was doing there. It's weird for a PhD to work in something totally unrelated to their field, with some exceptions in finance and data modeling.

Like, you don't go get a PhD at Harvard and then go become a shit-tier "code monkey". Even at google I would assume that's uncommon.

Well it's a bit unfair on my part to say completely unrelated, bio and tech are being merged at a pretty quick rate. Also systems biology is very computational heavy so not too shocking to have a code background as well. Google owns a serious share in that 23 and me company and I wouldn't be all that surprised if they were doing projects relating to genomic mapping. On the flip side though people sometimes do slip through the cracks when it comes to lying on the resume. It's crazy how many people lie about shit on their resume, but HR people tend to be so over worked they really can't research everything.

If he's doing advanced biostatistics or something like that then I wouldn't be surprised if that required a PhD. But I would be surprised that they didn't at least review his dissertation. Again though, I can only speak for my company and ones like it, which are a lot more traditional science companies. From what I'm starting to gather google may be a shit-show.

Google also is crazy massive. The New York office alone has something like 10,000 employees and mountainview is even larger. The HR people doing the initial screening are going through thousands of applications a day and rubber stamping who gets through to the next round so not too shocked they don't always do a thorough job. It's way easier to run a tight HR shop at a smaller company for sure.

Maybe I have a myopic view. I work for a company about as big if not bigger than google, but I work in the R&D section, and we have pretty local control over all our hires. It may be that elsewhere in the company it's a little more commoditized like you're describing. I know our contact engineers are more or less interchangeable parts.

Yah the white coats in the R&D lab get vetted quite a bit more I imagine. Same deal the higher up you go. Although I do vaguely remember hearing about some CEO or some title close to that high getting outed as completely lying about all his qualifications and education, but hid it for years. Was an impressive level of swindling that's for sure

he was a code monkey. They are a dime a dozen

More like 1.5 million a year a dozen but yeah.

I'm not sure what kind of chickenshit outfit you're used to, but this absolutely is not true for a lot of science places.

We're not talking science places that circlejerk about amount publications, we're talking IT companies where your practical skills matter more than titles.

Because they didn't, he never claimed to have a PhD

Oh ok. I was just trying to fit in with the cool kids.

Lmao, google can't even google their own employees

smh

Nigga that article ain't proof he lied to google about his education. It just means his linkedin profile wasn't updated. He was in a PhD program, left it when he went to google (probably with a terminal masters) and didn't fix a shitty linkedin. Now that he's unemployed he's updating it. Ya'll niggas need jesus.

Thanks g.

I gotchoo fam

They didn't. The journalistic research was bullshit.

That guy's picture just screams autism. Code monkeys are such fuckin odd balls, they really are better off not seen or heard. There is a reason they are never dragged out in front of a client

There is a reason they are never allowed to interact with clients.

Riiight so all the well-adjusted Patrick Batemans can try to hawk something considerably beyond their intellectual capacity.

I would say you don't know what you're talking about but then again that's a given. Sales positions and account managers aren't filled with suits from the banks. You're not going to get a role in sales at a tech company unless you have a decent understanding of the tech you're trying to sell, if you don't then good luck back in ad sales. Also very rarely when you're pitching a project or product is the salesperson alone. There is usually a whole team involved with technologists, creatives, account managers, ect. that all go on the pitch. You still don't bring the engineers though as "rolling with the punches" is not something autismos do well at all, and you can exactly have them blowing up during the meeting cause the client said something misinformed or had unrealistic expectations.

technologists, creatives, account managers

Don't forget thought leaders!

oh are you a code monkey and this is why you're feeling miffed? Don't worry buddy, you're very special and can never be replaced! Now please get your shit pushed to the test environment before 4pm!

feeling miffed?

Oh dang, you must be HR. Sorry to hear that.

Hah no way, that job is miserable. Is miffed an hr'y word?

Tell em, code monkeys have the most massive egos for being a bunch of easily replaceable autists

You do realise they're all real things right? If you're pitching a product you also want people who sort out operations, marketing and graphic design and the account managers who will be dealing with the customer's buyers. The latter are the ones who will be fixing any business issues, selling more products, cultivating relationships and generally keeping the client happy.

You can have a relatively shit product but if it's marketed well and your business back end is on top of things it'll be massively successful. See Dyson.

I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Is this meant to be ironic? If it's meant to be a joke it's pretty funny but I can't tell with this sub anymore.

It's a quote from Office Space.

Lol sales has the slightest grasp on it. That's why, as you said right after, they have their handlers.

It's a shame that so many developers have shit social skills because those other guys still don't know shit and end up fucking up the scope of the project.

I think it's cognitive dissonance feel you can meaningfully contribute to a project you don't understand the first thing about. The other guys example about Dyson isn't bad but computers aren't vacuums and we've all seen too many tech projects fail because it was just a guy shouting at engineers to "do this" with no understanding of what that entailed.

In my experience, they do take scientists and engineers sometimes to transform them into half-salesman that still have some responsibilities as scientists/engineers. Getting sent around to pitch the product, demonstrating it, consulting, etc. These people are usually the most outgoing and sociable, though.

Code monkeys are such fuckin odd balls, they really are better off not seen or heard.

There is a reason why every major tech company wants to outsource this stuff to the real code monkeys in India. When they are on a different continent, nobody here has to deal with them personally.

That and it's kind of amazing having your tech team on the other side of the world. The QA team gets to spend all day ripping the product down and finding all the bugs. You send them over at night to the team in India as they are waking up, they fix everything while you're asleep. Rinse and repeat, super efficient and makes for faster development

My company has (physical) engineering teams in Germany, China and the US for this exact reason. Once one group finishes the next can immediately carry on working.

they fix everything do the needful while you're asleep. Then you wake up to undocumented code that makes no sense.

to outsource this stuff to the real code monkeys in India

Have fun with your shitty, undocumented, unsupported code, then.

Still better than reading some autistic manifesto and dealing with this incels.

I'm sure you'd think the same when your product shits itself, clients are breathing down your neck, and there's no support team while your own guys can't make heads or tails of the codebase.

shitty, undocumented, unsupported code, then.

So, like American code?

Even worse than American code.

Are you kidding? He looks like the zuck when he was young.

Yah and zuk is a fucking sociopath if i've ever seen one. Dude is dead behind the eyes and a complete scum fuck

e d g y

hah you should read more into zuk if you don't think he's anything but a power hungry sociopath, and he's proving he's pretty apt at getting it. He's making quite a name for himself in hawaii right now

Sources pls this is genuinely interesting

He found out the island folk ain't got no time for haoli nonsense

Yeah. His internet.org thing was really fucking weird. He definitely has a hard on for control

idk why but he reminds me of adam lanza

A) Software engineers interact with clients all the time.

B) A linkedIn profile is not a resume.

If you're going to scream about someone being an autist, you should consider not being retarded.

A.) obviously i'm exaggerating, not every engineer is an autist that wears pajamas to work b.) I didn't read the article closely at all and assumed he lied about the resume as well, because I mostly base my opinions off the headline like a normal adult

lol fair enough

not every engineer is an autist that wears pajamas to work

BUT HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET SO ANGRY AND DRAMATIC UNLESS I ASSUME YOU WERE BEING COMPLETELY SERIOUS

not every engineer is an autist

Damn right

that wears pajamas to work

UH EXCUSE ME IT'S "PERFORMANCE CLOTHING FOR GENIUSES" NOT "PAJAMAS".

I love a good case of "Gotcha" journalism!

Except the dude said days ago he didn't have a PhD and the reports saying he did were false.

So why did he include PHD on his linkedIn?

The liberal media

The media hacked his linkedIn?

The deep state really cares about "equality" in tech so they hacked his account.

Rumour has that the liberal media also created the memo and that

James died at birth

that James died at birth

And in the grave was found a skeleton of a female jackal, who apparently died giving birth to him.

The Russians did it

Ahhh Putin. Trump loves Putins penis

Sharia blue trolls out correcting the record in force today, I see.

Yup

It was Seth Rich. This is Hillary killed him.

That and the pedo stuff.

I thought so all along. James was last seen in the pizza joint with a few kids

He included PhD level studies on his Linkedin, which from what I've read isn't in doubt. He just never received his PhD.

Do you have a source for thisv?

The article clearly shows PHD and he also changed it after being exposed.

If you want to berate women for being biologically inferior at least keep your qualifications honest

He did two years towards a PhD at Harvard. Not including that on your resume would be idiotic.

Resume ?

Linkedin or whatever the fuck, like I give a shit.

Two years isn't even remotely close to achieving a PhD, though. If he kept it on his resume then he should have made it absolutely clear that he quit.

I don't doubt he did. I do doubt those claiming he didn't looked very far into it.

LinkedIn isn't really a resume. You should definitely update a resume before sending it out.

But I know plenty of people who don't update their LinkedIn for years and I can't really blame them for that.

The fact is that LinkedIn doesn't obviously distinguish between having a PhD and having been in a PhD program, but that's LinkedIn's fault, not his.

He did two years towards a PhD at Harvard.

Lol, that's called a Master's degree. Typically you get a Master's if you end up not finishing your dissertation.

That's not how it works for all universities, most universities have a seperate masters program, and a seperate PhD program.

did two years towards a PhD

"Two years towards a PhD" means nothing. At best he has a Master's and couldn't hack the PhD program, at worst he's an ABD and deserves all the scorn in the world.

At best he did a summer internship at Google and got offered an obscene amount of money to work there. He's no dope.

People embellishing their linkedin? Impossible!

How many wine coolers have you had today young lady

I'm taking your dad's keys that you stole and having your parents come pick you up

Fuck if I know. If his PhD is still in progress then it doesn't seem that weird to list it on his profile page under education. It's Linkdin man. It's Facebook for professionals who think people care about their opinions on business things.

So why did he bother change it if what is posted on "facebook for professionals" has little to no bearing.

In fact many redditors were duped into thinking this guy had a PHD from Harvard. He also proclaimed being a Senior developer which is also a lie. This guy seems to be stretching the truth fairly often for insignificant stuff

k

At least you're self aware enough to know how embarrassing it is to be this butt blasted so you hopped on an alt before going on your multi subreddit crusade.

Because he'd have a years long employment gap on his resume otherwise you fucking troglodyte

Maybe he stopped doing his PHD, those things are pretty lengthy.

Linkedin asks you in the education section what education programs you've pursued; there is nothing about whether or not you completed the degree. I have my grad school on there, even though I never finished, because it would be fucking retarded not to list at all.

Once again, more hard-hitting journalism from Business Insider to really get the old noggin' joggin'.

Ikr? It's amazing how many people thought that article was in any way valid.

TL;DR is he has a Masters in Biology but has not completed a PHD program.

More like a masters in getting himself fuckin canned

apparently the science behind the sex differences described in the google memo are accurate: https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/no-the-google-manifesto-isnt-sexist-or-anti-diversity-its-science/article35903359/

Sciemce is meaningless without interpretation, and its his interpretation people have issues with.

What interpretation did he give?

The short version is that what he says engineers need as skills is bunk (There is a nice article dismantling this there, but I can vouch, I'm engineer myself), and needs "femenine" traits or something so even if his citations are all fine (as it seems) his theory is bad from the beginning.

Also, it's bad statistics (I'm not going to say that biologic issues are not important, but he definitively didn't show cultural issues are unimportant), there is a /r/badeconomics thread that explains this stuff, but the TL;DR version is that you cannot know for sure because of omitted variable bias.

Overall, I'd say it's nice sophistry. That guy may be misguided rather than malicious though. Not sure if Google made the right thing firing him. It's particularly annoying because it doesn't seem wrong at first glance and it's circlejerk material.

I agree with this

Debra Soh writes about the science of human sexuality and holds a PhD in sexual neuroscience from York University.

Well let's hope that one is better.

it would be the perfect twist if shes not

Globe and Mail

Accuracy

What has this sub have gone to

Man if you are gonna write an anti narrative manufesto, nigga you better get your ducks in a row beforehand. 😂😂😂😂

Because saying that men and women are different is so heresy that you have to be a mother theresa if you want to survive that.

Nigga whatever, im just gonna dab on you real quick.

<o/

Top milkdude

Now he's going to be attacked for that and arguments will escalate between his defenders and attackers

So it didn't say he had a phd right?

Here's what almost certainly happened: started bio phd and updated LinkedIn. Didn't like it/got good offer from google so left after two years. Most phd programs give you a masters if you get to abd.

Meanwhile, like any normal person he never logged into LinkedIn after that first time. Now that he's in the news he thinks "I bet ppl will Google me" and updates his online presences.

The end

What is this fuckin logic. Only the most baseless of conspiracies about how this guy is the literal reincarnation of twenty separate Hitlers combined into one.

Yeah, I personally don't think the guy lied about anything either. But, people were all over the place getting huffy that a "Harvard Phd" was being questioned about his conclusions, so I guess it did need to be clarified.

You can't claim to have a PhD just because you are in a program, either. It is a lie to say you have a PhD when you don't.

This dude looks exactly how I pictured him in my head.

Just for once I want the see an anti diversity screed come from a fat queer black lesbian women. The fallout from the drama would sustain me for months.

Remember Caitlyn Jenner? Her coming out as a Republican caused more controversy than coming out as a tranny. Law of averages, it's got to happen eventually.

All of that and much more would be forgotten if he invents something cool. Sort of a get out of jail free card.

You're tearing me apart, Damore!

SYSTEMIC BIOLOGY

Shit, I aint mad at him. If I was enrolled in a doctoral program I'd put that shit up there. If you're enrolled, it's really worth mentioning on your linkedin. As long as he didn't lie to google about completing it or boast about it that way. This is some crazy backlash for maybe we shouldn't have percentages for people we hire.

Oh that is juicy.

Bonus for him looking exactly like expected.