Wtf. I love Mark Kaswoitz now. Trump's personal attorney lays down the law for this punk ass bitch, who, of course, went crying to the press & THE FBI when shit got real. "I'm on you now. Your are fucking with me now. Let's see who you are. Watch your back, bitch" This Jew doesn't fuck around.
28 2017-08-11 by jackthebutholeripper
So, this bitch ass motherfucker decides he'll be the voice of reason Donald Trump's personallawyer and alleged alcoholic, Marc Kasowitz, needs to hear regarding security clearances or some shit. Doesn't matter.
Anonymous Peasant:
Marc,
You don't know me. I don't know you.
But, I believe it is in your interest and the long-term interest of your firm for you to resign from your position advising the President re: pending federal legal matters. No good can come from this and, in fact, you name may turn out to be a disparaging historical footnote to the presidency of DJT.
Kasowitz response:
Fuck you
Followed 15 minutes later by a second reply incorporating a tone so menacing it can only be likened to the ominous beats of Bone Thugs N' Harmony
And you don't know me, but I will know you
How dare you send me an email like that
I'm on you now. Your are fucking with me now.
Let's see who you are.
Watch your back, bitch
Bitch boy responds:
Thank you for your kind reply
I may be in touch as appropriate
As appropriate? Party Parrot knows whats up.
Kasowitz really wants this pussy to step to him now:
(phone #) call me (phone #) if you want a conversation. I will have it with you. You are such a piece of shit. Call me. Don't be afraid, you piece of shit. Stand up. If you don't call, you're just afraid. Call me.
How anyone could pass up that opportunity is beyond me
One last ditch effort to get this fucking mongoloid on the phone:
I'm Jewish. I presume you are too. Stop being afraid. Call me. Or give me your number and I will call you. I already know where you live, I'm on you. You might as well call me. You will see me. I promise. Bro.
Excerpt:
The man told us that the email exchange disturbed him so greatly he forwarded it to the FBI so there would be a written record in case Kasowitz followed through on the threat.
FORWARDED TO THE FBI by one retarded agoraphobic asshole
FBI's response?
Grow a pair.
Nancy never called. too disturbed
I e-mailed Mr. Kasowitz, in support of his god given right as an American to make ambiguous threats to strangers over the internet as well as commending his verbal prowess. I suggest you do the same. Political affiliations be damned.
14 comments
1 jackthebutholeripper 2017-08-11
Why did I write this weak ass post. God I suck
1 AntiLuke 2017-08-11
True
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-08-11
A for effort, champ.
1 LemonScore 2017-08-11
I liked it <3
1 LadyVetinari 2017-08-11
I liked it you dummy
1 JohananLiebert 2017-08-11
This is beyond fucking retarded.
1 jackthebutholeripper 2017-08-11
I just want you guys to like me.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-08-11
no read it with the song playing tho
1 jackthebutholeripper 2017-08-11
LPT
1 jajajaja21 2017-08-11
I emailed Sean "Spicey" Spicer on his old personal email address one time. He didn't reply.
1 jackthebutholeripper 2017-08-11
I just hope Kasowitz replies with a song of his own that he thinks captures the essence of his words better and that it's some fucked up Patrick Bateman shit like "let a smile be your umbrella" by bing crosby.
1 jajajaja21 2017-08-11
I asked Spicey to give me all the inside dirt on the Trump White House, or at least take good notes for his inevitable tell-all book.
1 jackthebutholeripper 2017-08-11
The Spiceman Cometh
1 jajajaja21 2017-08-11
The Spice Must Flow
1 aliceunknown 2017-08-11
"YO, YOU'RE JEWING TOO- RIGHT?"
Jew Crew must unite.