My understanding is that she calls herself Shakira because that means something in Arabic, but beyond that I don't know. Maybe if they stopped writing in squiggles we would take them more seriously. I haven't tried to read anything in cursive since 3rd grade.
It's the Egyptian version of Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball. Basically the same thing -
Remember when how that came out, it was mostly downvotes because everyone was like "stop trying to be sexy!" and conservatives hated it because it was too sexy and liberals hated it because it was "degrading to women" (totally different from "too sexy" of course).
Then people were like yeeah, I guess whatever it's fine, so now it's mostly upvoted.
/u/sodypop, and every other admin (including the cutest of qt3.14's /u/ekjp), make /u/basicallyadoctor the top mod of every problematic subreddit and your problems will be solved within a week
Oh man, remember when we were talking about getting control over that one certain super special boy sub but in the end it turned out that we never got to do it? But the whole time I thought it would be a possibility I was plotting so much I just have a virtual binder full of ideas on my head for the next time we might be able to do something like that 😂 I would just lie awake at night just staring at the bottom of the top bunk and I would just laugh to myself softly as I came up with more and more maniacle ideas about how I could just nae-nae them so hard they would probably never recover 🤣🤣🤣😂 anyways I agree Mr. Ass I should have absolute control of the sub Reddit for all the alt right
We tore the world asunder over communism and fueled radical Islam to do so. Look at you now.
So... both Nazis & commies are okay because... Islam. And these people imagine that if helicopter rides become a thing in America they won't have first class tickets.
These fools don't know what they're doing. Centrist America is starting to wake up and when they do they're going to gas everyone on the left and right. They're the guy who made the brazen bull. Really great idea, you first.
Internet Nazis always try this shit. Every argument I've had about Nazism with one of them has devolved into them trying to bring up Islam, most of the time it's a veiled attempt to get you to equate Muslims to Nazis and then they'll flip it on you and call you a racist or throw out some other disingenuous argument.
That's all I do, chap. A lesson I learned in my early years of internet trolling, in the world of warcraft trade channel - the best way to create drama, the best way to troll is to be serious about everything you say.
I am going to cry a single tear that will instantly turn to dust over all the /pol/acks who will, after yesterday, feel more unwelcome in big boy politics.
The republican party is a big tent, and just like the democratic party it allows lots of crazy people in to juke the numbers. But the whole Turner-Diaries race war shit? Tent is not big enough for that. Get out.
The thought of you so bothered that you'd need to post something in a feeble attempt at catharsis, so you can fend of the reality of your pathetic existence - it just gets my juices flowing.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-08-13
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1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-08-13
/u/EthicalFunTime I'm gonna laugh when they shut your sub down
1 better_bot 2017-08-13
Wow, advocating the rape of policemen's daughters.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-13
Bad bot
1 better_bot 2017-08-13
Sorry, daddy's done playing tonight.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-13
Meanie bot :(
1 Apo_PBUH 2017-08-13
You realise he's already suspended, right?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-08-13
Well what am I supposed to do with this justice boner now?
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-13
stick it in the mashed potatahs
1 SineadObama 2017-08-13
way ahead of you
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-13
( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°
1 LordBlackmore 2017-08-13
I hear sticking it in a coconut is popular, too.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-08-13
boo
1 LordBlackmore 2017-08-13
lol
1 Miguk_Saram 2017-08-13
This Egyptian chick got arrested because her music video was too sexy. That should solve both the boner & justice sides of your equation.
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-13
lol did she name that song after shakira
i don't speak sand noise, are all the downvotes because they're nervous about her dick addiction
1 Miguk_Saram 2017-08-13
My understanding is that she calls herself Shakira because that means something in Arabic, but beyond that I don't know. Maybe if they stopped writing in squiggles we would take them more seriously. I haven't tried to read anything in cursive since 3rd grade.
1 TNBK 2017-08-13
She who gives thanks? I dunno, someone get a native speaker in here. Shakira ' s mom is lebanese, that's why she's named that
1 SineadObama 2017-08-13
It's the Egyptian version of Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball. Basically the same thing -
Remember when how that came out, it was mostly downvotes because everyone was like "stop trying to be sexy!" and conservatives hated it because it was too sexy and liberals hated it because it was "degrading to women" (totally different from "too sexy" of course).
Then people were like yeeah, I guess whatever it's fine, so now it's mostly upvoted.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-08-13
Well, Miley Cyrus should have been arrested for that.
1 SpotNL 2017-08-13
Shakira is an arab name. According to my extensive research on shakira's wikipedia page, it means "grateful".
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-13
Fucking lmao
1 ineedmorealts 2017-08-13
It happened!
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-08-13
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1 Assy-McGee 2017-08-13
/u/sodypop, and every other admin (including the cutest of qt3.14's /u/ekjp), make /u/basicallyadoctor the top mod of every problematic subreddit and your problems will be solved within a week
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-08-13
me2thanks
1 BasicallyADoctor 2017-08-13
Oh man, remember when we were talking about getting control over that one certain super special boy sub but in the end it turned out that we never got to do it? But the whole time I thought it would be a possibility I was plotting so much I just have a virtual binder full of ideas on my head for the next time we might be able to do something like that 😂 I would just lie awake at night just staring at the bottom of the top bunk and I would just laugh to myself softly as I came up with more and more maniacle ideas about how I could just nae-nae them so hard they would probably never recover 🤣🤣🤣😂 anyways I agree Mr. Ass I should have absolute control of the sub Reddit for all the alt right
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-13
↑↑↑
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-13
Who are you and why am i so fascinated by you??!! O_o
1 BasicallyADoctor 2017-08-13
A man, an enigma, though many may know of me, only a select few know me, even fewer truly know me, and not even I know the totality of my endgame 😐
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-13
I thinkI LOVE YOU1 going_for_a_wank 2017-08-13
Pls let this happen
1 Miguk_Saram 2017-08-13
So... both Nazis & commies are okay because... Islam. And these people imagine that if helicopter rides become a thing in America they won't have first class tickets.
1 better_bot 2017-08-13
These fools don't know what they're doing. Centrist America is starting to wake up and when they do they're going to gas everyone on the left and right. They're the guy who made the brazen bull. Really great idea, you first.
1 dogbref 2017-08-13
Matt & Trey will finally be crowned kings of the free world, as is tradition.
1 KittehDragoon 2017-08-13
Praise be, praise be.
1 pizzashill 2017-08-13
Internet Nazis always try this shit. Every argument I've had about Nazism with one of them has devolved into them trying to bring up Islam, most of the time it's a veiled attempt to get you to equate Muslims to Nazis and then they'll flip it on you and call you a racist or throw out some other disingenuous argument.
1 skeetsurfing1984 2017-08-13
Serious-posting? Really?
1 pizzashill 2017-08-13
That's all I do, chap. A lesson I learned in my early years of internet trolling, in the world of warcraft trade channel - the best way to create drama, the best way to troll is to be serious about everything you say.
1 skeetsurfing1984 2017-08-13
>tfw thinking I would read all that
1 nmx179 2017-08-13
You 100% did, though.
1 AudioLifter 2017-08-13
I think i love u
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-13
FTFY
1 ownersinc 2017-08-13
Can I be your unpaid intern? Bussy pics and resume in your DMs
1 doughboy011 2017-08-13
What do you do on the stein and trump account?
1 pizzashill 2017-08-13
same thing I do on every account. I LARP, the Trump account is mainly to practice my Trumptard character I plan to start on twitch.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-13
MARRY ME NOW!!! MY OVARIES ARE READY!!
1 Teresa_May 2017-08-13
/u/pizzashill aiming for King /u/EvanHarper's seriousposting crown
1 nomorepushing 2017-08-13
Well, Islam was allied with nazis. Even the black Panthers were on good terms with the anp
1 pizzashill 2017-08-13
No, certain subsets of "Muslims" were allied with Nazis, not "Islam."
1 ATissu 2017-08-13
Who's Islam? Id like to meet that guy
1 Mabans 2017-08-13
Which is why "so what" is so important.
1 sombresobriquet 2017-08-13
Some of them are unironically going "Nazism is an ideology of peace" there.
1 SexAttack 2017-08-13
I am going to cry a single tear that will instantly turn to dust over all the /pol/acks who will, after yesterday, feel more unwelcome in big boy politics.
The republican party is a big tent, and just like the democratic party it allows lots of crazy people in to juke the numbers. But the whole Turner-Diaries race war shit? Tent is not big enough for that. Get out.
1 Burnnoticelover 2017-08-13
LPT: every ideology is one of peace after you kill the opposition.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-08-13
"As a white nationalist, I care for everybody."
1 Deity_Of_Darkness 2017-08-13
I hope this will lead to a massive backlash against the alt right/neo nazis.
1 better_bot 2017-08-13
Just think. The sooner we can cull the neo-nazis, the sooner we can get back to legalizing cannabis and going into space.
1 kippot 2017-08-13
unironically this
1 NationalDenbt 2017-08-13
I hope this leads to a legitimate backlash against dumb extremists in general.
1 Stuntman119 2017-08-13
Centrists will be gassed under glorious Communist rule.
1 DistortedLines 2017-08-13
No commie can overcome radical centrism
1 fight_for_our_future 2017-08-13
And gamergators!
1 nonplussed__ 2017-08-13
is that alligators that play videogames
1 moudougou 2017-08-13
They targeted alligators. Alligators.
1 NewStateof 2017-08-13
Lol why would that happen.
1 Deity_Of_Darkness 2017-08-13
Because most people hate nazis and that terrorist attack is perfect ammunition against fascists.
1 NewStateof 2017-08-13
Yeah but the people assaulted are never actually fascists as we see the left runs like little girls once they get a visit from a speeding car.
They bash people alone and they bash regular republicans.
When they say bash fascism they really are saying they want to attack republicans.
Driving the dividing line between our groups is good it allows for more radicalization and partisanship which is a good thing for the nation
1 SnackBier 2017-08-13
So much drama as of late and no sign of it stopping. 10$ that the "bash the fash" brigade will be upset without noticing the irony.
1 Stuntman119 2017-08-13
/u/Carbon_Couldron makes an effortpost mocking the only people on this earth that are lower than him to feel superior. Enjoy your karma white boy.
1 Carbon_Cauldron 2017-08-13
I just found out about Reddit mentions!
Thank you for this delicious treat.
The thought of you so bothered that you'd need to post something in a feeble attempt at catharsis, so you can fend of the reality of your pathetic existence - it just gets my juices flowing.
1 Stuntman119 2017-08-13
Post bussy or I'll kill you in your sleep.
1 Carbon_Cauldron 2017-08-13
I'm saving my Jake Busey for the Baha Men like any good christian would...
1 n4rkki 2017-08-13
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1 flipkt 2017-08-13
A search using those keywords yields interesting results...
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-08-13
Did this just with a "what's the worst that could happen" and now I think I need therapy
1 Wordshark 2017-08-13
https://imgur.com/a/eOYYm
What is this?
1 ButteryBelch 2017-08-13
To be fair that was a column of communists waving marxists symbols around. Play dumb games win dumb prizes
1 UmmahSultan 2017-08-13
OK but now the Marxists have cause to mow down the people they disagree with, which conveniently enough includes you.
1 EvanHarper 2017-08-13
guys, we've got it all wrong. he's not a right-winger at all, he thinks we should kill communists and alt-rightists.
1 Nechaev 2017-08-13
After looking at the archive.is file I've seen heaps worse on reddit go completely untouched.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-13
Because nobod/not enough people reported them.
1 Nechaev 2017-08-13
Getting stickied in AHS might have had something to do with this post getting a disproportionate amount of attention.
Even after the admins removed the post they've kept it stickied
1 ay_what_up 2017-08-13
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