/u/Sammich_Monster has been frustrating the nerds of /r/starcitizen for 4 months. Does nothing but ask stupid questions.

75  2017-08-13 by APE_CHRIST

20 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2017-08-13

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1  APE_CHRIST 2017-08-13

DAE XD

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-13

No

1  OniTan 2017-08-13

Will the mayocide be on every planet?

1  UTAutism 2017-08-13

Who's more autistic. Him for asking stupid questions for four months, or you for noticing the four month pattern of an autist? 🤔

1  Works_of_memercy 2017-08-13

The answer is you.

1  Lamza 2017-08-13

just sent this to a SC developer

1  Lamza 2017-08-13

Response:

:/

1  HillaryClinton-Trump 2017-08-13

That's dedication.

1  BigBrainsonBradley 2017-08-13

Devoting himself to the craft.

1  80BAIT08 2017-08-13

will there be good animals.

My sides. Something about this is hilarious.

1  HillaryClinton-Trump 2017-08-13

I'm totally reading this in the voice of a 3 year old because my 3 year old asks ridiculous questions like this.

1  OniTan 2017-08-13

No, there's only bad animals.

1  Works_of_memercy 2017-08-13

This is art.

1  WyrmSaint 2017-08-13

Will sunsets be seen from space?

This guy's great.

1  1337hax1337 2017-08-13

Beautiful

1  MR_Flarg 2017-08-13

This is really fucking cute fuck anyone that says this is stupid

1  chaosakita 2017-08-13

Is star citizen ever going to come out?

1  APE_CHRIST 2017-08-13

If by "come out" you mean there is a playable tech demo that's riddled with bugs that you can pour literal tens of thousands of real dollars into, that has already happened. Don't feel bad for not knowing about it, I've never seen a more confusing combination of business model and marketing strategy at work than with this game and studio.

1  mohkohnsepicgun 2017-08-13

You mean will there ever be a normal videogame which normal people would want to play?

Fuck no: StarCitizen is a cult. The people involved have invested too much time and money to admit they have been scammed.

1  OniTan 2017-08-13

This is what we live for.