Please help... how do I let the guy know?

15  2017-08-15 by [deleted]

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74 comments

Sounds like she needs to get over her ex. Introduce her to someone new?

She doesn't seem like getting satisfied with anyone

Well I don't think kink-shaming her is the answer.

What would you suggest me to do?

throw acid on her face. then the joke will be on the ex cause he has to fuck burnt pork

Her face looks like acid's been thrown. God's done the work already :))

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I'm kinda turned on

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Seems like she gets pretty satisfied with her ex tbqh fam

you know what kind of photo I'm talking about. not sure actually, what kind are you talking about?

She was spotted at a white nationalist rally.

Haha well. That might be a better photo. But I was talking about her in sexy lingeries, breast and leg photos.

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Getting there! :)

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Post bussy pls. Thanks.

Easy: stage a "fake" robbery at the bank she works at. In her brush with death, she will realize that she is unhappy with her current fiance. She will then dump him and move on to the next guy. Then, she will cheat on the next guy with her current fiance. When that happens, you just need to stage another heist. And so the cycle continues

In the mean time, you will have made off with thousand of dollars, you can quit your job and live the good life that the rest of us NEETs wish we could lead.

Godspeed and goodluck

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Got her on Facebook? Should be easy to find him then. Definitely let him know, it's nosey and really none of your business but who gives a fuck? Cheaters suck, this is coming from a serial cheater. It's a shitty thing to do.

Make sure to screenshot everything and post it here.

Too bad I haven't added her on Facebook and nor do I want to. And the worse part - she doesn't post public engagement photos as other girls did so it's not easy for me to trace down the poor guy.

You said you know her name and workplace. It's child's play to find someone with that info and she'll probably have him listed as "engaged to" or whatever.

I know her Facebook page - they don't show anything. Not a single bit of personal information viewable to the public. I'd probably have to hack into her account to see who that guy is

Or just add her?

I'll try now

Cheaters suck

DONT KINK SHAME ME YOU BASTARD!!!

I for one fucking love cucks. And shaming them is actually what they want. You're the one shaming now fuckboi. Go make someone happy by making him eat your cummies out of his wife's gash or gtfo with that sex negative bullshit.

This but unironically

This.

I will never understand why so-called Alpha Chads are so butthurt that dudes literally want them to fuck their wives.

It's baffling. I love it man. I think it's that the "chads" you see online are more like guys who hate themselves and get off on pretending they are different.

Text him EVERYTHING. Make sure you make it obvious it is real.

Then wait five minutes before texting:

"Oh shit, that was my friend, sorry about that"

Oopsie! 👀

Mind your own business you cunt

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Switch the genders and post to Two-X.

Literally do the exact opposite of what they recommend.

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Have you considered putting all of this on social media and letting the storm come instead of quietly informing her?

I haven't. Mainly because I don't want myself to have anything to do with this woman, but I am willing to let her fiancé be aware of the situation. Hard choice, huh?

Text her your bussi and see if there's any possibility of a 4-way with you sandwiched between the two other guys and her recording it and not participating.

Classic combo

The only thing to do is post the exes bussy for all to see. Then make sure you link it to drama, for uh, drama purposes.

I'll try my best