This but unironically...

108  2017-08-15 by Ed_ButteredToast

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This, but unironically.

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Oh snappy, how well you know me surprises me everytime.

This, but unironically.

Fussy cures all.

You meant to spell that with a 🅱 right?

Thanks!

Fu🅱🅱y cursa all.

Oh honey...

My autism can only increase.

🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱 cures all.

But i still love you <3

Astutely and absolutely. <3

You sound like one of those furry queerosexuals. How many animals have you raped?

Animals can't consent. I only get it on with hyoomans. Sure there might be some weird noises involved, but it's all pretty spicy out of 10.

Bussy > Pussy

first, sex is a need and one cannot live a proper life without it. second, being able to have sex will mean that you have fixed whatever was making you subhuman.

Elliot Rogers has returned from beyond the grave...

I laughed at this for some reason.

GOVERNMENT

SUBSIDIZED

SEX SLAVES

Your lips to replicant engineers ears.

This is either:

  1. A shitty SoundCloud in the making.
  2. Elliot Roger 2.0's manifesto.

Even if suddenly i drowned in pussy,the damage is already done.

I can just imagine some guy surrounded by beautiful women servicing his every desire, and he just sits there, pouting about Becky declining his offer to go to the 8th grade ball with him.

He's being honest and self aware. This kind of mentality is /r/incels in a nutshell.

Even if i suddenly drowned in pussy

/u/xenodit luckily you will never have to deal with that reality

To quote the movie 40 year old Virigin:

Stop placing pussy on a pedestal.

The cure is to kill yourself. I'm writing you a prescription for a rope.

Thanks doctor 😘

Or you could get laid. Come on over to my place. I'll give you a special injection.

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Jesus Christ

I actually lol'd good shit 👌🏿

This reminds me of a good sam hyde video.

https://youtu.be/RPfx_jFZQuI

first, sex is a need and one cannot live a proper life without it. second, being able to have sex will mean that you have fixed whatever was making you subhuman.

So, in order to humanize these scum all we hafta do is throw-em each into a cell with a depraved sex-starved cellmate to make the most passionate, filthiest and wild butthole pleasures and that is it, they're cured?

Shit, someone should've told me about these problems sooner. I know I can fix all kinds of problems, what's the next "problem"? 'Peace in the Middle-East'?

Glass it.

NEXT!

I think he means sex with a human girl.

Nah that's crazy talk, I know the next thing you'll be telling me is he wants government-subsidized comfort women/brothels.

My plan is obviously more benevolent and feasible than having another human enduring penetrative sexual acts with a sperg.

But that literally is your plan.

Yea I know, pretty great huh?

No.

Nah, you just dont have sense m8. Kills a lot more birds with one stone.

I really think you could solve the problem more humanely.

Take all the fat SJW girls, clean them up, force them to lose weight, turn them into practice girls. Voila.

NOBODY HAS A RIGHT TO SEX! . . . . . . Pay for my healthcare.

What did he mean by this?