The invasion of /r/SubredditDrama, /r/popular, and /r/all has passed.
75 2017-08-16 by justcool393
Hello /r/Drama.
Our few hours of solidarity with /u/Zachums has come to a close. As my dark lord commands, I should open the subreddit. So I have.
A lot of you have asked, has /u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK been apprehended? Has his reign of terror ended? Unfortunately, no. It hasn't. Tried as he must, TiTrCJ is good at kinkshaming, and his sexual advances on various /r/Drama members will not go unpunished. We're still working with /u/kaalaaaa and /u/PeaceLoveandRamen to get his exact location, but TiTrCJ might be onto these two people, and so they might not be able to help us for much longer.
If you know anything more about this, please call this number: +44 20 8992 4965
Be sure that you're speaking to a New Zealand lawyer when they pick up.
With that out of the way, let's get onto the subreddit rules for you degenerates:
- Do your part to keep our community healthy by blowing everything out of proportion and making literally everything as dramatic as possible.
- Celebrity gossip, blowouts, and scandals are all highly encouraged.
- Posting an NP link will out you as a tourist and you will be ridiculed. As in the sidebar, it mentions a ban. You will be banned if you do it. Don't do it.
- It's only dox if it's not a notable figure. Social media links are okay as long as their "notable" or the post is public.
- Reddiquette does not exist.
- Do not brigade, whatever the fuck that means nowadays.
- Post /r/Drama drama in /r/Drama, but also in /r/SubredditDrama.
- You can post drama you are personally involved in.
- Username mentions are allowed.
- Posts are only removed if they break site-wide rules, and/or are boring. Asking to have a post removed will result in us stickying it, unless we don't feel like it.
- Decent reports may be featured if you're lucky.
- Post your bussy. If you do, custom flair may be awarded.
151 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2017-08-16
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1 Gladbach10 2017-08-16
Literally the gayest mods I have ever seen.
1 BussySundae 2017-08-16
Thems fightin' words. Or kissin' words.
Either way, I am both interested and aroused.
1 Gladbach10 2017-08-16
You can kiss my ass you degenerate slut.
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-08-16
Around these parts that's called salad tossing.
1 Gladbach10 2017-08-16
I assumed you were a straight carnivore with the way you gobbled my meat.
1 BussySundae 2017-08-16
No dad
1 Gladbach10 2017-08-16
Go back to your room until you learn to behave.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-16
Don't tell me how to live my life.
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
You're a brat, huh?
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
Our Discord bot agrees.
1 rewind45 2017-08-16
1 high_side 2017-08-16
Very impotent pederast?
1 GunOfSod 2017-08-16
Emphasis on kids.
x loves y tee hee
1 BannaHamHock 2017-08-16
Lol no one cares about your discord chat. Get a fucking life
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
Good to know. Since it seems to piss you off, I'll mention it more. You can also join on the sidebar, or the link in the OP.
1 BannaHamHock 2017-08-16
It actually makes me feel really good to know people like you and some of the other mods exist, bromosexual.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-16
Every time I do somethign that makes me feel autistic, I come to /r/drama and one of the top mods like /u/justcool393 or /u/riemann1413 reminds me that it's a sliding scale, and there's way higher I could be
1 riemann1413 2017-08-16
what did i do
my mom says i'm a nice boy and you need to leave me alone
1 145643407406351355 2017-08-16
Anyone that uses a subreddits discord should off themselves.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-16
How you remember your username? Genuine question.
1 GunOfSod 2017-08-16
Maybe he owns some kind of electronic device with a built in memory?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-16
Nah that's too high tech
1 high_side 2017-08-16
You've seen them? What do they look like?
1 Gladbach10 2017-08-16
Take a gander.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-16
Which one is /u/Zachums?
1 JasonJewnova 2017-08-16
Why are you pretending that's not you on the left?
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-16
Joke's on you - if I were gay, I'd think you meant the guy in yellow because he's stage left.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-08-16
The street is not your stage you big poofter.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-16
Only a gay would care about the true definition of "stage" 🤔 🤔 🤔
1 Clopernicus 2017-08-16
I don't see any reason to assume those gentlemen are homosexuals.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-16
You believe in the scientific method so much you'd repeatedly test the assertion?
1 niczar 2017-08-16
Yet you nevertheless assumed their genders.
Shame on you.
1 Gladbach10 2017-08-16
The one in the blue shirt looking on with horror.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-16
I thought he was some kind of twink tbh.
1 Gladbach10 2017-08-16
m8 that's you and /u/riemann1413 in that pic, there's no need to hide it. I talked to your mother last night and she said she'd still love you.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-16
I'm pretty sure I'm the odd one out of the mod team, being a non-retarded cis-het gainfully employed white male.
1 Gladbach10 2017-08-16
;)
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-16
Exception that proves the rule, famalam.
1 Gladbach10 2017-08-16
You are the I before E of my heart.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-16
Thankfully I am not conceited.
1 pepperouchau 2017-08-16
http://10and5.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/DSC03021-935x1402.jpg
1 high_side 2017-08-16
Not as flamboyant as I expected.
1 SpectroSpecter 2017-08-16
A long time ago, when I was 12, I used to RP on AIM with my fellow retarded middle schoolers acting like we were part of some cool club that we made up
This shit looks exactly like that
1 Gladbach10 2017-08-16
When I'm top mod we will gas the homosexuals, and the traps will rule the land.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-16
🤔🤔🤔
1 PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-08-16
Girl cock is the best thing ever.
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
Who can disagree?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-16
raises hand
1 DannyLee90 2017-08-16
You're excused.
1 mr_dinkle 2017-08-16
hi is this the sub to post drama in? I heard about it from /r/popular
1 dongas420 2017-08-16
Not at the moment, no. It's currently Agendaposting Week, where you are instead expected to submit posts demonstrating how anyone who disagrees with your pet political cause is the spawn of the Satan.
You'll have to wait until Saturday is over for the end of Agendaposting Week, although last week was also Agendaposting Week, as is every week in the forseeable future.
1 mr_dinkle 2017-08-16
sounds gay
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-08-16
we actually don't use that word here so uh yeah bye
1 ContentFiIter 2017-08-16
that's pretty gay
1 GunOfSod 2017-08-16
Agenda posts or you can bitch about the mods or you can go on discord and say "I love x" or "I hate y" a lot.
1 froibo 2017-08-16
Woke
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-16
This is the sub where the mods get to punch you in the dick.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-16
Please use the appropriate terminology you monster.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-16
Normies from outside don't get to use our words.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-16
Hey man, btw did the admins really sent you that message? Regarding username pings?
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-16
I have no idea, tbh. I was working all day, I only looked after the sub was back up and running. Which message is that?
1 mr_dinkle 2017-08-16
It's in the OP, you jew
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-16
Lol fuck that noise. If ts posted in /r/Drama it's probably fake and/or gay.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-16
This http://i.imgur.com/OZ2E9gI.png
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-16
That bit is legit.
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
Yeah. Jr had asked the admins about it a while ago, and since they haven't asked us to stop with it since then, we're going to assume the policy is the same.
1 JewDrunk 2017-08-16
Well I came from r/all but I am not going to leave.
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
Oh, okay then.
1 carkidd3242 2017-08-16
Everyone who cares about this is retarded
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
I see, you've joined the south park neutralists
1 carkidd3242 2017-08-16
Why would I not follow daddy's footsteps?
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-16
Presumably because you actually can read.
1 Gladbach10 2017-08-16
momma always said life is like a box of autists
1 Black_d20 2017-08-16
To commemorate the return of the second-best subreddit in the world (r/Ooer is first, sorry), I shall post r/Drama's theme song and official dance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGD5Ex9akdo
1 thebrokenbell 2017-08-16
I WAS WITHDRAWING SO BAD, GIVE ME MY DAILY HIT OF DRAMA. FUCK Y'ALL, especially you, justlame393.
p.s still love you all ❤️
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
I'm hurt
1 high_side 2017-08-16
Oh my god shut up.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-16
Bad bot
1 bot_defending_bots 2017-08-16
careful there bud
1 thebrokenbell 2017-08-16
Love you too ❤️❤️❤️
1 BussySundae 2017-08-16
IM DONE SHITTING UP MODMAIL WITH MY PLEAS, THIS THREAD IS NEXT.
1 oldmanunderthetree 2017-08-16
Can I have all my posts removed
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
Yes. I've added a reminder.
1 RestoreFear 2017-08-16
Should have closed it for good tbh
1 Assy-McGee 2017-08-16
can anime be made real?
1 Miguk_Saram 2017-08-16
Whoever drew this at least knows about anal glands.
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-08-16
I can now finally concede that anime is art.
Damn.
1 Assy-McGee 2017-08-16
"Made in Abyss" is like if Tolkien and /d/ had a rape-baby
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-08-16
Don't make me google all the things you just said. Link me horrible things.
1 snallygaster 2017-08-16
god already made rachnee real
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-08-16
what the fuck
1 18aidanme 2017-08-16
(ಠ_ಠ)
1 rewind45 2017-08-16
On today's news, once again paranoia struck r/drama as the mods delusions led them to temporarily close the sub. Analysts say their delusions made them think that they and their sub were of any importance. More at 11.
Up next after the break, bedazzling your bussy?! All the tips to have a hip and sparkly behind this summer.
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
who are you?
1 deere442 2017-08-16
Bill Clinton-level deflection to get off the topic of you being a furry faggot
1 blacknblue12 2017-08-16
can you stop this from happening again, i know that i shouldn't care, but its fucking annoying
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
short of going full /r/Incels any time we get linked to, which isn't gonna happen, not really.
1 mr_dinkle 2017-08-16
I'm gonna make a popular /r/askreddit post and then edit in a link to /r/drama
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
wow rude
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-16
My new life goal is to somehow get /r/drama to the front page of /r/all
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
I'll get /u/Mircy to cut you if you do that.
1 Mircy 2017-08-16
I want us to hit /r/all so I can spread my degeneracy
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
That's the plan, /u/Mircy. :)
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
That's the plan. :)
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-16
Well I'm presently the bottom sticky and the #1 post as well as having a meta link to /r/drama on /r/SRD that wasn't even posted by me.
And that's just on my first attempt.
1 dis_is_my_account 2017-08-16
A popular comment would be better. /r/askreddit doesn't allow text in the text box.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-08-16
I don't mind the place going locked every time we end up on /r/all.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-08-16
Everyone here deserves to die
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
Be the change you want to see in the world.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-08-16
Sorry bud, I'm immortal.
You'll never get rid of me.
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
Well, at least you tried. A for effort.
1 LedinToke 2017-08-16
He didn't try at all, how dare you coddle the retard
1 Pepperglue 2017-08-16
Another mod takeover? What did I miss?
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
Nah
We got indirectly linked to by /r/all again.
1 high_side 2017-08-16
Like, made it to all or linked by a post? Where is this drama?
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
/r/SubredditDrama made #5 on /r/all, linking to this post, which itself made /r/popular.
1 Pepperglue 2017-08-16
Well well. Aren't we famous?
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
Quite so.
1 high_side 2017-08-16
Wtf I love srd now!
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
*gulps*
1 high_side 2017-08-16
pulls out
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
*smacks lips*
1 PoorLilMarco 2017-08-16
*nuzzles your bulge* :3
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-08-16
OwO
1 trecht 2017-08-16
Oh good. Now I can continue oppressing people
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-16
I check /r/Drama for the first time today and someone else has completely fucked it up this time. Lol.
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
That seems to be the theme around here.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-16
What happened? The physical_removal thread made /r/all or something?
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
Well, two things.
/r/SubredditDrama's post about Physical_Removal made /r/all, which had us like 3 links down. It was at like #5 on the subreddit. Also, that thread that was linked to made /r/popular.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-16
Ahhh.
Nuke all those subs tbh.
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
I'm 100% in agreement.
1 clavulanate 2017-08-16
/serious post
why does that matter? Just don't want a massive influx of users?
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
Well, two reasons:
What you mentioned. I don't like huge subreddits, as it destroys any sense of community there is, which /r/Drama has been lucky to have. An example of my point would be SRD. I know it's kinda lame to care about /r/Drama, but we don't really want it to become NegaSRD.
The other reason is to start people who do want to stay on the wild train ride of mod abuse and making everything as dramatic as possible with a bang.
1 clavulanate 2017-08-16
Roger, fair enough I suppose. Still hate you though <3
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-16
I think I love you
1 doughboy011 2017-08-16
Another example of the community is my ongoing love affair with u/comedicsans.
Xxoo
1 LedinToke 2017-08-16
Mods = fags tbqh
1 do0rkn0b 2017-08-16
anyone else think this is the worst fucking mod not even kidding?
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-16
Okay, I'm new here but before I subscribe, I would like to know what you think about my close personal friend /u/AnnArchist?
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
I have no strong opinions one way or another.
1 Nechaev 2017-08-16
Serious question - how on Earth are you still a moderator here? You're almost comically bad at it, you're nearly universally hated, and though I doubt you're capable of realizing it you do not, in fact, know better than the community you moderate as to what that community wants. Shit, just look at how you're being downvoted in this thread - that's not people saying that they disagree with what you're saying, that's people saying that they disagree with you as a person. That's a whole bunch of people who didn't even care about "r/popular" or whatever you're talking about in this thread, they just wanted to send you a quick "go fuck yourself".
I get that some people live such pathetically unrewarding lives that the minor imitation power they get from moderating a mediocre subreddit makes things worthwhile to them, but at this point, isn't it embarrassing? I mean, is the tiny little high you get from deleting any comments critical of you and your ideas really worth the shame that you ought to be feeling in knowing that the most popular thing that you could possibly do at this point would be to delete your account? What's the point?
So, yeah. Go ahead and delete this comment now, and the countless other comments that will no doubt pop up over the rest of the week pointing out what a fucktarded idea this latest bullshit is that you've arbitrarily decided to force on the sub is. Turn this into the same desolate graveyard we had last week, with your Baghdad Bob-esque comment buried under hundreds of [deleted]s. Won't change the fact that you're a fucking horrible moderator a single iota.
1 do0rkn0b 2017-08-16
yeah fuck this guy.
1 doughboy011 2017-08-16
Gay
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
So I am leaving. I fucked it all up, ruined everything for all of you, and now /r/SubredditDrama has a big piece of ammo to justify everything they do and paint all of you as horrible people because of me.
I didn't intend for this at all. I didn't want any of this to happen. I thought what I was doing was a joke, all I wanted to do was point out something odd and laugh about it.
But I crossed a line. I can try and excuse it for hours but it won't matter. I can accuse everyone of not listening but I'm not listening to myself.
This is nobody's decision but my own. The other mods didn't force me out, and no that doesn't make them bad mods who support doxxing because only two or three of them were online when I decided to leave anyway and I didn't give any of them a chance to say anything.
So don't go after the other mods. They did nothing wrong and they are wonderful people. They're the best people I've ever met and I don't know what I'm going to do without them.
But I can't be here any more. Users don't feel like they can be here when I'm here. I look at twitter and see that all sorts of people think I'm a tyrant and garbage person. Every day seems to have at least one long, angry rant from me for no fucking reason. And I end up doing shit like I did earlier, resulting in everyone in this community having to bear the burden of my sins.
So I am leaving. I don't want to hurt any of you anymore, and I don't want anyone feeling they can't be part of this community because of me. You shouldn't have to be afraid of commenting here because you're worried what I'll do.
I don't know what I'm going to do. /r/Drama is all I have. People laugh at that or think I'm exaggerating but it's true. This community is my heart and soul. This mod team and some of these users seem to be the only people that understand me. But I have to leave. Because I gave the community I love a black eye and a shit reputation because I couldn't shut my brain off for a second and see what I was doing. I ruined it for all of you, made everything worse for everybody because I can't ever act and operate like a normal fucking person.
I'm sorry everyone. I really am. Please believe that if you believe nothing else I've said. Don't hate the rest of the mods. They're awesome people. I'm the one that fucked up. And I'm sorry.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-08-16
Oh goody, more fucktards to mayocide
1 crefakis 2017-08-16
I called the number and asked them for battletoads and now apparently they said they're "totally gonna nuke Guam for reals"
1 Raneados 2017-08-16
There was an invasion?
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
SRDine and all-fugees invaded, yeah.
1 Raneados 2017-08-16
Oh someone ELSE invaded /r/drama? Gotcha.
1 KochBrosFundedShill 2017-08-16
/u/KigurumiMajin
http://imgur.com/QoQ0E2F
https://www.reddit.com/user/KigurumiAkunin
lol how's that new account working out?
1 miraoister 2017-08-16
TLDR... whats happening?
1 justcool393 2017-08-16
/r/SubredditDrama's post about Physical_Removal made /r/all, which had us like 3 links down. It was at like #5 on the /r/all subreddit. Also, that thread that was linked to made /r/popular.