Why the hell didn't your husband man up and get a better job or work two jobs? Does he have no morals or work ethic? Alas, I guess it's easier to whore yourself out for rent and other "donations" than actually work like a real man. I would not be proud of my husband for this. You fuck her, you stay there because I'm gone. Work hard like a man or get out. You both are pretty disgusting people. I hope your children don't adopt your shitty morals. Or have you taught them it's easier to fuck your way out of a tough situation?
Just man up and get fucked by your boss like a true American!
All this talk of reverse-cucking has me hot and bothered.
But seriously, I think it should be socially acceptable to use sex as currency. Want a chocolate bar from the corner store? One third of a handjob. Want a six-pack of beer? Titty-twisting and bit of the ol' poka-poka. I could get into this.
Good trolling /u/offmychest65 but might I suggest you make the woman in her 40s, that way your husband could accidentally knock her up and you could have cuckqueen drama.
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1 hexane360 2017-08-17
Just man up and get fucked by your boss like a true American!
1 Soupforbrunch 2017-08-17
I don't know why they didn't put that lazy fucking baby to work.
1 MakeYogurtGreekAgain 2017-08-17
Yeah, time to pull your own weight baby!
1 ATissu 2017-08-17
Work like a grunt for years while your your wife gets a proper education you stupid fuck!!
1 eating_aint_cheating 2017-08-17
All this talk of reverse-cucking has me hot and bothered.
But seriously, I think it should be socially acceptable to use sex as currency. Want a chocolate bar from the corner store? One third of a handjob. Want a six-pack of beer? Titty-twisting and bit of the ol' poka-poka. I could get into this.
1 MakemeorIwont 2017-08-17
Sounds useless.
1 eating_aint_cheating 2017-08-17
Well it would naturally be the last third
1 cheers_grills 2017-08-17
Maybe a piece of paper, with 3 of those being exchangable for handjob.
1 Thestateyest 2017-08-17
Careful there, we've just circled back to a pre-inflation dollar bill there
1 ThatMormonMike 2017-08-17
Maybe you could make that paper colorful and put pictures of important people on it.
1 cheers_grills 2017-08-17
Oh man, I'd love to exchange Trumps and Bushes for blowjobs.
1 ThatMormonMike 2017-08-17
And Obamas get you bussy
1 453265436354654 2017-08-17
But how do you tax this?
1 DudeCat 2017-08-17
Dear Penthouse,
You would not believe the story I'm about to write...
1 SpotNL 2017-08-17
Sounds like a shitty remake of Indecent Proposal.
1 OniTan 2017-08-17
Good trolling /u/offmychest65 but might I suggest you make the woman in her 40s, that way your husband could accidentally knock her up and you could have cuckqueen drama.
1 take_a_dumpling 2017-08-17
I would definitely not sleep with my landlady, unless my landlord was really cute, like Pearl.
1 nanotech23 2017-08-17
I finally learned that r/drama corrupted my soul because my first reaction wasn't to feel bad but to laugh my ass off.
1 Karma-Means-Nothing 2017-08-17
It's when you've finally breached the last border and can see retardation for what it is.
Your next step is to apply it... ironically.