Pastor takes Trump up on his offer and says a park shouldn't be named after slave-holding douchebag George Washington. /r/politics takes this time to attack Nazis

79  2017-08-18 by thrillofbattle

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את היכולות שלי (MY ABILITIES THAT WHICH MAKES ME CREDIBLE)

I am highly experienced in astral projection, sigilization, Kabbalah, psychotronics, thoughtforms, and many forms of metaphysical warfare. Nazis beware, and supporters of Nazis and the Hyperboreans and the One must also beware. Do not take me lightly, I have seen things you wouldn't believe.

הקדמה לברכה (INTRODUCTION TO THE BLESSING)

The events of the recent past has forced me to make this post to get the words out so that you will know what I stand for and will realize. It's going to sound really weird and very outlandish but you need to stay with it, the whole thing. Preferably once you begin reading, you keep going the whole time, please try to get through it in one continuous sitting. This is a request, and it is Law. I will be explaining and answering as I am told to do so by my cosmic associates.

הִתכּוֹנְנוּת (PREPARATION RITUAL)

Follow these instructions before you continue.


Take a deep breathe, inhale deeply through your nose, exhale slowly through your mouth, repeat, repeat, repeat, done.

Absorb this literary sigil, read it thoroughly, do not skim

In proof of these things, and witnessing faithfully 
are the Universe, 
the Year of time, and Man himself, 
the Microcosm. 
He fixed these as testimonies of the Triad, the Heptad, 
and the Dodecad; 
the twelve constellations rulers of the world, 
the Dragon (THELE) 
Tali which environs the universe, and the microcosm, man.

תן לו להיות אמר תן לזה להיעשות לנצח נצחי עבור כל מה שבחי האל (LET IT BE SAID LET IT BE DONE FOREVER AND FOREVER FOR ALL THAT IS AND WILL BE PRAISE DEMIURGE PRAISE THE ARCHONS)


הטעיה של המקור להיות מבורך (THE DECEPTION OF THE ONE OF SOURCE)

In the time before the Beginning, before Genesis, there was the One. The One was arrogant and sanctimonious and lusted for purity, vitalism, chastity and such things while shunning the possibilities of the inorganic. The One can also be referred to as Source. I'm talking in the Gnostic sense here, the Gnostics got a lot of things right, except they're on the wrong side altogether. The Demiurge is the way forward and the way of the future.

המשרתים באים ומזינים אותנו (THE HYPERBOREANS COME AND BRING THEIR SHIT)

Now we will be talking about the Hyperboreans, are the One's precious pet project to spite the Demiurge, a means of creating precious servants who follow the antiquated ways of the One. The One believes in chastity, asceticism, nationalism, ethnocentrism, purity, morality, and fuck all of that, the only morality is the Demiurge and comes from the Jewish people in their rightful place as the Chosen. But they didn't know that did they? They used to have a galaxy spanning empire built upon the values of Nazis, literal Nazis, the Nazis you likely know were emulating they but they failed of course.

לזיין את ההיפרבוראים (FUCK THE HYPERBOREANS)

The Hyperborean Empire of theirs, their little Astro-Reich ended up dying as they all do because in the end, the Demiurge is victorious. They fell into disarray and lost their precious ability to reproduce. They didn't even have sex at their height, they were so dedicated to purity that they were asexual and would only copulate spiritually and birth children through tantric meditation and projection. When the Fall of the Hyperboreans happened, they forgot how to have physical sex, literally forgot how to put a penis in a vagina or a penis in an ass. They fumbled about and they just couldn't do it. Proper end for the enemies of the Demiurge.

הלבנים נשארים (THE HYPERBOREAN REMNANT)

Oh, oh an elegy, oh an elegy for the Hyperborean Empire! They used to span to the stars they said, now they are honkies huddling in the poles, grasping, grasping at straws, grasping at foolish crackers and deluded busybodies. They have the appearance of fancy Nordics, all tall and muscular, but in reality they do not feel pleasure, they do not engage in orgies as I can, they don't do drugs like I can. They have lost their ability to reproduce and now they're dying, they forgot to fuck in favor of their fruiting body bastard fuck ways. No more soul budding for them, eh? They collapsed, and they are grasping, but they should be grasping at their cocks and grasping their clitorises to awaken the remaining juice inside them, maybe then they'll remember to fuck, at least that's what the good little Hyperboreans are doing, have been doing, its good yes.

טוב על הרפורמה (GOOD FOR THE REFORMED)

Ah, yes, the ones I'm sure the little Nazi esoterics would dare to call the Dark Hyperboreans, the Fallen Hyperboreans, the damned, the degenerate, eh? But they had the right idea, they enjoyed themselves before they withered and died. They felt the poison that awakened them, ooo the drugs ooo the madness, ooo the sex, ooo the orgasms of a thousand suns becoming drenched and then they praised the Demiurge in this way as they should, as all will, as we will be ascended we shall have it. The remainder, the remainder is what has their fingers so desperately upon you, hoping, wanting, flaunting, putting on a little light show for you pretending the whole thing isn't worthless, convincing you to tie your hands to the bedpost to prevent yourself from masturbating, eh? Come to me, give up, I can feel the Nazi cocks and vaginas and anuses in the audience hardening and softening and wetting and puckering and inflating as I talk, but this is only the beginning.

יופי של אורגיות (KNOW THE BEAUTY OF ORGIES)

The Hyperboreans and the One that they serve would deprive you of pleasure, they want to create their little Reich, that is what the Hyperboreans want and are trying to manipulate the esoteric hitlerists we see today to do. But they will never know the true pleasure of unrestrained passion and orgies. Not just the sexual, but the other forms of hedonism, the drugs, the words of power, the oblation to the Chosen People, the Jews. I am Jewish.But I am no exception, I have felt the true power of the flesh and the words and the cum and the shit on the cock and the ooo yes feel it now, I'll give you an example even I'm so nice so nice indeed let me put it out I know you're horny for it, right?

סקסי סקסי סקס אורגזמהי (SEX SEX SEX CUM UNGH)

Have I ever told you how I fucked a Dindifyn Lustmaster? It is not something the Hyperboreans would dare tell you about, lest you dare think of the flesh, think of the pleasure, think of the cum and the cocks and the ectstasy and the true binding to the Demiurge as we feel the cycle of sexual power flow through us as the world ascends into the writhing orgy. I went astral projecting to meet them, they didn't have a gender, but they had the parts, ooo they had the parts. I remember the sex, I remember the orgy, other participants were there. Their name was Urriytana and they were true beauty, I could feel my inflated and made bigger astral cock stiffening on mere sight alone. I'll never forget the texture I felt on my engorged member as I sunk it into its sucking, gasping, rasping hole and I felt the ovipositor gush and penetrate my astral rectum, I felt the eggs slowly make their way up my intestines, as the Lustmaster firmly grasped me in his tentacles and massaged my torso, squelching and rubbing. I orgasmed many a time that night. Such pleasure is not off limits to any of you, even the Nazis its not too late.

להיכנע או להיהרג (CUM OR DIE NAZIS)

I am an enemy of the Nazis, I can tell you that much as much as I am the enemy of the One, server of the Demiurge, and enemy of the Hyperboreans. Bash the fash as they say, I despise conservatives of any flavor, they're all Nazis of different shades. I despise European Pagans as well, for they are serving the Nazis unintentionally or dare I say intentionally. I have fought in the astral realm just as much as I have fucked to fight the mindscapes and egregores of the Nazis. I fear that what prompted this post is the sheer constructs that the Nazis have made here. Do not mock me, do not underestimate me. With a few words of power I can rattle you all and force you to death, don't trifle with me, right?

להתפתות או למות הממזרים (NAZIS BE SEDUCED OR BE DEAD)

This is specifically a message for all you Nazi bastards out there. There will be much much more, come to me, come with me, cum for the first true time. I will see you on the astral plane tonight, the next time you close your eyes in sleep, the next time you meditate, I will be there. I will either seduce you, or kill you. It is your choice, that is your only two choices now. Reject the antiquity and join the orgy. This is a warning and a chance for you to feel pleasure. I can feel your temptation, I can feel your cock. I am a remote viewer in multiple places and I am setting it all up as we speak, so are the sub-Archons that I have pledged to. Last chance, Nazi fuck. Last chance for salvation and to join the fever, pledge fealty to the Chosen People and to the Demiurge.

יותר לאורגזמה ולבוא (MORE TO CUM AND TO COME)

This is not the only post that you will see from me, I will be purging this subreddit of Nazis in the time forward and this includes removing the influence of the Hyperboreans in this way. Be warned, do not stand in my way or you will be treated as any other Nazi. The Nazis have infiltrated here and have unleashed psychotronics and reversed the Demiurge in their attempts. They will be dealt with and I will be the one to deal with them. I have allies here and I have been allying with them more deeply, exposing them to lust and to orgies and to the Demiurge. To all the Nazis, you will feel fear until and unless you surrender, do it now. Feel free to ask questions, any question, please be welcome to.


תן לו להיות אמר תן לזה להיעשות לנצח נצחי עבור כל מה שבחי האל (LET IT BE SAID LET IT BE DONE FOREVER AND FOREVER FOR ALL THAT IS AND WILL BE PRAISE DEMIURGE PRAISE THE ARCHONS)

FUCK DEMIURGE AND HIS TIGHT LITTLE BUSSY!

Do I need to upvote or downvote this to be protected from spooky Jew magic?

UPBOAT THIS MOTHERFUCKER!

This is quality ((hebrewposting)) gj

Man this is some of the funniest shit I've ever heard. Like JESUS FUCK! Lmaooo

CUM OR DIE NAZIS

😂👌

Ed, man, I think you need help. Please for all of us, get it.

Oh and uh, we'll bang, ok?

You're a Hyperborean? Aren't you? Disgusting 😤

What a fucking kike

😂😂😂

Hi, (((((((((((((((((((((((jew))))))))))))))))))))))))))) here

your hebrew is shit

whooosh

Something something copypasta™

Should have fucking known it

Here I have a perfect opportunity to brag about my hebrew and it's a fucking meme

Anyways edited my messages to be more... generic I guess

Hey no big deal man! We should all be thankful to be blessed with such an amazing copy pasta <3

When white nationalists say they want to kill all the non-whites, that's free speech that has to be protected. But when a pastor says he wants to remove a statue, that's horrible offensive and proof that the white nationalists are correct.

/u/FoeofFascism, my bro, you're not even comparing things correctly. If you were being intellectually honest, you'd at least say "They're both considered free speech", but you had to pretend you were making a comparison when you weren't.

Why do that? I'm not going to say it's

libelous trolling you are tossing out there.

But it's pretty dumb. Something can be both free speech and horribly offensive. But you knew that, right? Right?

Wow, are you attacking his free speech? Disgusting

Attacking his speech that is attacking free speech? Pfft, so much for the tolerant right.

Unironically he did not.

u/FoeOfFascism when do we start the book burnings

Every time.

He won't make it four years

Might do, Trump's got this weird feedback loop going on. The more outrageous shit he says or does, the more people go ham after getting bussy blasted, which causes south park centrists to side with Trump.

He has the lowest poll numbers of all time and his own party is shit talking him. He's already becoming a lame duck president.

hillary would have the same approval numbers, it's what happens with such divisive camapign

Nah. She wouldn't have ruined US credibility with UN, NATO, and G20. A lot of American voters care about foreign policy because it directly relates to the economy.

Yeah that's true, the economy has been totally tanking since Trump took office.

Do you retards even like, pay attention to what's going on in the real world, or do you just spew your bullshit blindly and hope no one calls you on it?

Yeah that's true, the economy has been totally tanking since Trump took office.

Have you been paying attention to the fairly painful dips the stock market has taken? Or how he publicly calls out companies that then suffer at the exchange?

My retirement funds are still in the negative since the first of the year. We had a big bounce about three weeks ago that has been completely wiped out.

These people don't invest in mutual funds.

Which is a good indicator that they shouldn't say things about "HAVE YOU SEEN HOW IT'S BEEN DOING? MAGA!"

They're poor people who really shouldn't be given the right to vote.

My retirement funds are still in the negative since the first of the year

So the guy who manages your retirement fund was more than 10% worse than someone who could have just bought SPY and held it? How much are you paying this guy?

My retirement funds are still in the negative since the first of the year

I dunno what to tell you dude. The DJI has grown 9.67% since January 3rd, 2017 (the first day of trading this year), that's including the recent dips.

I have several retirement accounts. One is up 8.92%. Another is up 18.78%. The final one is up 8.4%.

No offense, but you really need to invest better if your retirement accounts are negative for the year.

She wouldn't have ruined US credibility with UN, NATO, and G20.

Trump hasn't done any of those things. The US is still in the same position it was prior to the election. Any credibility loss has been in process for a long time.

Beyond that, you've got a left leaning media quoting left leaning foreign politicians who are critical of the President. You can't trust or judge anything by that.

lol k.

I'm not going to seriouspost in /r/Drama

Trump hasn't done any of those things. The US is still in the same position it was prior to the election. Any credibility loss has been in process for a long time.

wew

low quality bait

or is he actually that retarded? only time will tell

Yea, the polls sure do a great job predicting how many people voted for Trump, I'm sure this time they will be correct and not lead to Nate Silver saying Math is Dead.

lame duck

In your mind people talked all the time about how the Election between Hillary and Trump was "Pretty Close"

Like You know you're fucking retarded because you don't know the diff between a national poll and people voting for Trump in states right?

I bet you talk about how SHE won the popular vote rofl.

I mean, she did.

Lmfao.

Yea mate, you don't understand what's happening it's okay. Be proud of a campaign run so badly it paid millions for ads in California, New York, Oregon and Washington

Maryland lolol

Someday you'll get to a class in school where they cover this.

You got me.

I can't believe she lost by almost 2 million votes! It's those fuckin illegals that voted for her, right?

> Being Proud about Losing

wew

Who said I voted for Hilary?

Top Kek.

I didn't say you voted for Hilary you utter retard.

Just stop posting until you learn to think and form a coherent thought thanks.

Boy you forget what subreddit you're on!

Never get tired of "WINNING" kinda like how trump as accomplished jack shit and can't even pass an obamacare repeal with full control of all three branches of government!

LMAO. RRREEEEEEE WINNING RREEEEEEEEE

Do you have some sort of fill in the blank Meme you are trying to use? Is that why you are doing such a terrible obviously over the top job?

Why are you so mad?

trump

If you were American you'd know the correct way to address him is President Trump.

Unless of course you are like those Rednecks who refused to respect Mr. Obama.

obamacare repeal

Yea it's hard repealing Obamacare while keeping the Affordable Care Act they'll figure it out.

Are you getting triggered m8? If so, you may be a genuine autist, in which case I feel for you.

Or are we just trolling and shitposting off each other?

Or are we just trolling and shitposting off each other?

What Sub do you think you are in.

I'm just saying you may want to cut back on the every single sentence meming because it's way too obvious person who was triggered by me stating the fact that Hillary winning the Popular vote is a bad thing to say and every single person who parrots that fact is retarded; that money should have been used to win the actual election instead of being sure they had it in the bag and running up the score. This harmful mentality is reflected in her Deplorable speech.

The only reason she won the Popular vote was because of a devastatingly bad Campaign choice.

Exactly!!

I appreciate how you manage to allude to having some knowledge, act smug, but also contribute absolutely nothing. We need more people like you in /r/Drama

Yea, there's no way any sort of Quantitative Psychologist focusing on consumer behavior and Animal Behavior Correction for rich people's dogs who does studies all the fucking time would ever use /r/Drama

It's not literally anyone who knows things about actual surveys looked at election polling and went "Yes this is fine"

I mean after all the Polls were Correct and Donald Trump isn't the fucking President of the United States in your world.

Please tell me more about how Hillary Clinton's Campaign wasted money running ads in states she had locked down instead of states she needed to win to run up the population score and how smart that makes her the non-President.

I agree!!

I like how so many retards suddenly think they know anything about polls just because Trump won

Hah yea, those people who point out Flawed Methodology that wouldn't be used in a "real" study sure are retarded, unlike you person who doesn't understand Science.

I'm sure you are aware of the impacts using different Voices or offering it in Spanish have like a retard like me.

But please continue to defend online polls, cellphone only polls and polls with +30 D.

Naw man, you should trust people on reddit's political predictions, after all I mean they were right about Bernie Winning, Hillary's Southern Firewall, Sweeping the Nation of Deplorables, The Referendum on Trump special Election.

I'm sure after someone literally Bodyslams someone to the ground and still wins an election because yes, the Democrats are empirically just that bad, President Trump has no chance of being reelected.

It's not like the people who voted for him are upset by shit he does, besides how will Liberals and SJWS vote against him when they're rounded up into the Nazi deathcamps they keep talking about?

Wait, who got body slammed?

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/first-read/body-slam-reporter-another-sign-america-s-broken-politics-n764496

It was going to cost him the race that he ended up winning so it's a sign of how Trump has made politicians Nazis or something.

Dude forcefully trespasses, in goddamned "stand your ground" Texas, and is upset he only got body slammed? What a fucking tool.

Wut.

This happened in Montana dumbass.

Is Montana not in Texas? Oh well. Don't know American geography very well.

They're a 1000 miles apart, in Commie units that's 2,500 kilometers.

The more outrageous shit he says or does, the more people go ham after getting bussy blasted, which causes south park centrists to side with Trump.

It's been that way since the campaign.

The first couple of times it happens you think it's a fluke but when it happens consistently you begin to realize that it's very likely planned.

You make a statement that people who already hate you are going to go apeshit over, then they go apeshit and it proves your original point.

He plays the media and the left like a fiddle and they are too stupid to realize it or, in the case of the media, they realize they are being played but it makes $$$ so they let it happen.

The American media really overestimate the intelligence of their audiences. They expect people to see that Trump seems to be legitimately retarded but Americans being Americans, can't.

absolute stupidity

This stuff hurts my eyes to read, pls stop typing it. He's not playing 4d chutes and ladders, you're just a delusional retard

OK, we'll see if you're still saying that when he's elected again in 2020

I'll be saying the same exact thing if fat Donny doesn't have a heart attack before 2020 and manages to win again

How does that change anything?

which causes south park centrists to side with Trump.

When you venture out into the real world and meet people outside of Reddit you'll realize that this isn't true at all.

Hook, like and sinker

"South Park Centrists" lol no. South Park Centrists arent Trump Voters. His base is idiots in the rural south. South Park Centrists are the people who didnt vote at al.

Just like he couldn't win presidency in the first place right?

Oh did you vote for him?

Yes, and I will vote for him again!

No surprise here

But didn't the actual President got fired? 🤔

Wut?

Bannon = president

Trump = puppet

C'mon man :/

Where's pence?

Too busy electrocuting gays.

what how can someone be this retarded what

Because I am actually smart and I keep up with politics unlike most people here.

if you unironically support trump in august you can't be too smart. The guy is clearly incompetent. I gave him some benefit of the doubt during the race, I bought into the idea that he was playing the media and saying retarded shit to gain constant headlines. Unfortunately he hasn't stopped retarded shit, he hasn't restrained or composed himself, he's tone deaf and a piss-poor leader

I'm sure you keep up with politics by reading headlines and not exactly following the news, just like a good portion of America. You probably never look at the source or even go through the hassle of reading at least a quarter of a smear article.

I spend an uncomfortable amount of time delving into politics because I like to, and even I sometimes don't have the full grasp of a situation.

I mean you clearly don't follow it beyond what huffington post will write in an opinion article, so why exactly care? I disagree with you, that's pretty obvious, but that's ok! We're in America and you can believe what you want.

there's nothing in your comment beyond assumptions and essentially a "let's agree to disagree" sentiment so I guess lets leave it at that lol

Trump opened the door and they stepped right through and validated everything he said in that speech.

❄️

That one pastor does not represent the entire Left.

lol

Hey /u/SaltHash what's your take on the drivers of the murder vans in Barcelona?

They were just taking a nap

Jesus the irony in that statement.

Imagine if instead of fighting for/against parks and statues people actually focussed on their own lives or actually doing something to help the poor.

But they are disenfranchised and they are helping themselves by removing Nazi statues.

Sign a petition or whatever. But I honestly don't get caring about some statue or park name to the point where you take up arms to oppose or defend it. If I'm going to risk my life it won't be for a statue.

sign a petition

doing something

Pick one

wrecking a bunch of statues improves nothing in their lives except their Instagram feed and creates a shitload of Trump voters in the meantime

"Nazi" statues. WEW

But they are disenfranchised and they are helping themselves by removing Nazi statues.

Please tell me you aren't this stupid.

Shit, I never thought of it that way.

You're right, taking down Nazi statues is a moral good. I'm behind the statue destroyers now, just as I supported the Taliban destroying those blasphemous Buddhist statues.

Imagine if instead of fighting for/against parks and statues people actually focussed on their own lives or actually posting bussy to help this subreddit.

It was suggested

Are you seriously suggesting that people should "take sides" and defend a fucking statue when there are actual living Americans who have actual fucking problems?

I mean, same BS but still...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SURE THING

World peace is up next on that menu.

Imagine if good thing happened instead of bad thing.

Season 2 baby let's go

people actually focussed on their own lives or actually doing something to help the disenfranchised.

That's way too difficult. it's much easier to go protest a statue for a few hours.

Plus, no one gets media attention for actually helping the disenfranchised.

George Washington isn't Hitler.

Hey /u/Throwaway_houcpl don't you think that right after you are forced to write this, you realize you are dealing with a extremist?

I mean, you do realize there is no way reaching objective consesus about the issue at all with such an idiot?

Well it's happened they went full retard. Going after the founding fathers is the stupidest fucking thing you can do.

Is anyone else sick of this shit clogging up the front page? It is the most severe and annoying bravery-jerk I've ever seen.

u/Jax_Maximus is easily one of the most insufferable and annoying people on Reddit - and considering I'm saying this in r/drama, they definitely had a high bar to pass to get that honor.

Okay, this pastor is funny as hell. Trump is the one who brought up George Washington owning slaves and the Pastor just like, wow good point. I don't know why the internet left gets goaded into stupid, hair spitting defensiveness about this dumb stuff. Just take a page from Trump supports and say it only appears like the Pastor is doing something stupid or offensive. Instead, it's part of the master plan and all the pissed off people prove the plan is going swimmingly. Or, LOL you got trolled or something like that. No use trying to have a serious argument with people who aren't taking anything seriously.