President is fired

155  2017-08-18 by icefourthirtythree

145 comments

Promoting anarchofascism for 5 years and counting.

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this sucks but it was inevitable

as much as I liked bannon he was kinda toxic, I just hope Trump doesn't completely cave to (((them)))

Every time a white person loses their job, an angel gets its wings.

what color are the angels though?

Angels, like Jesus, are black

God is a woman tho pbuf

Isn't that how the jokes goes? When the astronaut came back from orbit, the reporters asked him if he saw god. He said that he did and they asked him what he looked like.

"She is black."

There are no white people in heaven.

do mormons not count as white now

They have a separate heaven.

oh that makes sense

job

life*

This administration is a godsend for this sub.

Can Trump go even a week without saying or doing something retarded/drama filled?

To be fair, he does sometimes spend a week just playing golf. He needs his White House full of clowns to make sure there's constant scandals when he's away.

That's because he did dumb shit months/years ago so he can just chill, like any investor that gets paid in dividends even while sitting around. He put in his time making enough horrible decisions in the past that he doesn't need to make them every day now to keep the drama coming.

We could learn a lot tbh

Who iy the better golfer of the two?

http://www.ibtimes.com/obama-vs-trump-who-better-golf-player-2468031

https://www.golfdigest.com/story/presidentsranking

Probably Trump. Obama has a handicap of 13, Trump 2.8 (thought he's alledged to have cheated, shocking I know).

Bunch of athletes complained of him cheating for decades now.

When's the last time he made it through a day?

Why are you setting the bar so high?

It's the reality tv experience kicking in.

if he did, his opponents would take up

WTF ever it's always the same retards arguing over who is more incompetent. Boring as fuck.

retards arguing

So drama.

Just cus I've seen you sperg out in these in threads doesn't mean it isn't entertaining for the rest of us.

Still waiting on those chips

Don't know what that means. Only been here bout a month. Still haven't gotten my citizenship.

Please Señor, explain.

This is why we need a wall.

Landscaping isn't my forte, but as long as the pay is good...

Yeah the Canadians have really been acting up it's time to put our foot down.

How awesome would be if he hired Hillary?!?!

Yes please.

A tsundere relationship in my favorite anime White House ? WANT.

o7

What would posses a dude who looks like that to take a topless picture?

He is showing off his gains from his """health""" products, and sadly I am not joking.

Oh man

But look how much redder he is!

And sweaty!

#healthyatallsizes

I wonder what his fat acceptance tumblr was?

I think you already (((know)))

Wait it's not photoshopped?

What would posses a dude

Virility.

looks like that

Like every globalist's worst nightmare, you mean?

I'm more concerned with interdimensional child molesters. Trump likes to play 5d checkers so it's almost certain he's a target.

They're vampires as well. Interdimensional pedophile vampires.

Male vitality TM

Lmfao jesus he looks like he's running a heavy cycle with absolutely nothing to show for it

He should donate blood and get on proviron or aromasin before he dies

Nothing to show for it? You can clearly see the difference.

He could've just gotten his mayo ass in direct sunlight or a tanning booth for an hour to get the same result tho lel, ngl mirin aesthetic red hue tho tbqh

Is this recent btw? From that picture it looks like he's either going full retard in his first cycle and is at the brink of serious damage, or he took the second shot after a heavy session and has somehow managed to be the first man ever to look the same as over a month ago with a pump

Nothing to show for it?

He has successfully cultivated mass

My mans needs to stop cultivating n start harvesting

Christ, is that genuine?

Yes, it was part of his promotion selling male vitality pills lol.

Brah look how red he is! Blood is red and your body needs blood. Ergo dude is healthy as a horse!

Asshole's appropriating native American culture!

It literally just shows him getting redder. They just changed the colour saturation. Aside from how obvious that is, why would that be desirable?

You shouldn't expect much thinking from people buying male vitality pills from Alex Jones.

BUT WHY DO THEY WANT TO BE RED?

Red means maximum blood pressure. High blood pressure means your heart is ALPHA!

Almost no difference except he is red from being on the verge of a heart attack in the later picture.

ideal male body

Super Male Vitality™

I would trade all the bussy in the world for this.

What exactly is he flexing? The lard?

hey now, he's totally got a left bicep there

please daddy make this happen

Cropped out his moobs I see

"that alex jones guy sure is nutty, but sometimes he's right!" -TD users on quality journalism.

Please make it happen.

ALEX JONES FOR 2024. Only question is the running mate. Kid rock? Joe Rogan? That creepy old guy with the Nixon tattoo that's always on?

How can Trump be so retarded as to let someone who is associated with the far-right be his strategist?

How can Trump be so retarded

Dude.

Yeah I know he's retarded but surely someone would have pointed it out to him?

I would imagine someone did, but Daddy isn't just a normal level of stupid.

He didn't know, dude! Lizard people are shapeshifters and can assume the form of anyone they have previously touched!

Taking on Bannon and Conway was one of the conditions the Mercers gave in exchange for them bankrolling Donald's campaign (and this was when donors were fleeing en masse).

Somehow this makes the administration slightly less sane.

After months of ostracizing themselves from liberals and RINOs, what's the next move? Offend even regular conservatives who otherwise could stomach him by saying some Nazis are fine people.

What's the best thing to do two days after freaking all of them out? Now insult the people that were okay with that by firing their folk hero!

Next week he should punch Ivanka, just to further isolate himself.

Next week he should punch Ivanka, just to further isolate himself.

I bet on a passionate speech about how Putin is evil and the USA will fight tooth and nail against expanding Russian influence in eastern Europe. Gotta fight those fake news about collusion somehow, you know.

this is just crazy enough to work

Yeah, he might be an asshole, but if that maybe-unintentional interview is any indication he's nowhere as bad as left reeing made it seem, and he was like one of the few people remaining there who were competent and, well, sane.

He can form a semi coherent thought, sadly that's all it takes to be the adult in the room at the White House.

08/16/2017 - """unintended""" interview. 08/18/2017 - Bannon out. Coincidence???

He actually is coherent and doesn't act like a wannabe mobster. Also he's not emotionally unstable. Has a ideology and vision America. You might not like him but he was the closest to competent the Trump administration has. Now only serious guy left is Mad Dog.

He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn.

That administration has so much batshit optics that you'd need a new branch of physics to deal with it.

Lol, I saw this meme on /pol/, where'd it start?

Now instead we'll have the calm and collected behaviour of Trump without the side show Bannon was.

RIP in pastamania Steve "The Knoxville Killer Klansman" Bannon.

Over at r/the_donald, there's not a single post about it except a locked announcement and instructions to head to a different sub.

THE LAST BASTION OF FREE SPEACH ON REDDIT

1) Create new account.

2) See how fast you can get banned from /r/the_donald.

😉👉

I'll have you know that ban evasion is against the reddit rules and the admins take them very, very seriously.

If you care to give a little more context, they are linking to their "discussion" sub.

"Discussion". Top comment - removed. Loads of other comments also removed. Seems like the mods are against any discussion taking place.

I'm just saying.

I'm just saying I can't believe its not butter

Because he peed in the butter dispenser.

If you care to give a little more context

Absolutely not

RIP in pee pee Steve Banana.

that /r/AskThe_Donald thread is ridiculous. Everything slightly Anti-trump or Anti-Bannon gets removed. The only thing that can survive is when users claim something along the lines of

this is part of a bigger plan, he just wanted to put things on track, his work is done, 4D Chess!

All I see is 2D Delusion.

Anime?

Kek works in mysterious ways!

It took the mods 2+ hours to get their shit together and make a sticky lol.

It's sticky because of bannon's cummies

Seriously. If your going to be a circle jerk sub then fine but at least stand by that.

His comment is older than that thread. By several hours...

When he had commented they were still waiting for marching orders on how to spin this.

SALT-LEFT

I can get on board with that.

Reminder: We are only 7 months into the Trump presidency.

I was thinking more Bowser and the Koopa Kids.

That should have been spicer peeking out behind the bushes.

Poor Spicer, doesn't even get featured in the failure memes anymore

I jist cropped a meme and added extra red exes. Sorry bro.

Nah you're just obviously a shill for dip n dots

Ya got me!

I'll never tell you how they stay frozen!

NOT THE ICE CREAM OF THE FUTURE

Shits like the nemesis system from shadow of mordor

And it's felt like 700 years

Only 89 more to go.

Actually this is day one.

when i woke up this morning, sigmund freud was still in medical school

im unironically so tired of all of this i just want trump to stop doing things

Whew it's going to be an interesting 7 years, 5 months

Another brillaint 4d move. Now there's no drama getting the way of Jared Kushner's efforts to simultaneously bring peace to the Middle East, end the opioid epidemic, salvage America's relations with Mexico, salvage America's relations with China, overhaul the department of Veteran Affairs, overhaul the criminal justice system, and promote innovation in American industry!

This is bad for /r/drama

You're assuming he'll go quietly into the night

oh boy, a scapegoat!

There's zero posts about it on /r/The_Bussy

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A Bannon ship?

This is good for Trumpcoin

Tfw Bannon is promising to go to war for the president against the lying press http://imgur.com/leQHD0s

Don't mind the nose