Isn't that how the jokes goes? When the astronaut came back from orbit, the reporters asked him if he saw god. He said that he did and they asked him what he looked like.
To be fair, he does sometimes spend a week just playing golf. He needs his White House full of clowns to make sure there's constant scandals when he's away.
That's because he did dumb shit months/years ago so he can just chill, like any investor that gets paid in dividends even while sitting around. He put in his time making enough horrible decisions in the past that he doesn't need to make them every day now to keep the drama coming.
He could've just gotten his mayo ass in direct sunlight or a tanning booth for an hour to get the same result tho lel, ngl mirin aesthetic red hue tho tbqh
Is this recent btw? From that picture it looks like he's either going full retard in his first cycle and is at the brink of serious damage, or he took the second shot after a heavy session and has somehow managed to be the first man ever to look the same as over a month ago with a pump
Taking on Bannon and Conway was one of the conditions the Mercers gave in exchange for them bankrolling Donald's campaign (and this was when donors were fleeing en masse).
After months of ostracizing themselves from liberals and RINOs, what's the next move? Offend even regular conservatives who otherwise could stomach him by saying some Nazis are fine people.
What's the best thing to do two days after freaking all of them out? Now insult the people that were okay with that by firing their folk hero!
Next week he should punch Ivanka, just to further isolate himself.
Next week he should punch Ivanka, just to further isolate himself.
I bet on a passionate speech about how Putin is evil and the USA will fight tooth and nail against expanding Russian influence in eastern Europe. Gotta fight those fake news about collusion somehow, you know.
Yeah, he might be an asshole, but if that maybe-unintentional interview is any indication he's nowhere as bad as left reeing made it seem, and he was like one of the few people remaining there who were competent and, well, sane.
He actually is coherent and doesn't act like a wannabe mobster. Also he's not emotionally unstable. Has a ideology and vision America. You might not like him but he was the closest to competent the Trump administration has. Now only serious guy left is Mad Dog.
that /r/AskThe_Donald thread is ridiculous. Everything slightly Anti-trump or Anti-Bannon gets removed. The only thing that can survive is when users claim something along the lines of
this is part of a bigger plan, he just wanted to put things on track, his work is done, 4D Chess!
Another brillaint 4d move. Now there's no drama getting the way of Jared Kushner's efforts to simultaneously bring peace to the Middle East, end the opioid epidemic, salvage America's relations with Mexico, salvage America's relations with China, overhaul the department of Veteran Affairs, overhaul the criminal justice system, and promote innovation in American industry!
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-08-18
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1 seoulsun 2017-08-18
this sucks but it was inevitable
as much as I liked bannon he was kinda toxic, I just hope Trump doesn't completely cave to (((them)))
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-08-18
Every time a white person loses their job, an angel gets its wings.
1 nicethingyoucanthave 2017-08-18
what color are the angels though?
1 Somenakedguy 2017-08-18
Angels, like Jesus, are black
God is a woman tho pbuf
1 better_bot 2017-08-18
Isn't that how the jokes goes? When the astronaut came back from orbit, the reporters asked him if he saw god. He said that he did and they asked him what he looked like.
"She is black."
1 menvaren 2017-08-18
There are no white people in heaven.
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-18
do mormons not count as white now
1 menvaren 2017-08-18
They have a separate heaven.
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-18
oh that makes sense
1 pepperouchau 2017-08-18
life*
1 Wowbagger1 2017-08-18
too late goyim
1 WarSanchez 2017-08-18
This administration is a godsend for this sub.
1 Thyrotoxic 2017-08-18
Can Trump go even a week without saying or doing something retarded/drama filled?
1 Miguk_Saram 2017-08-18
To be fair, he does sometimes spend a week just playing golf. He needs his White House full of clowns to make sure there's constant scandals when he's away.
1 marsjazztrio 2017-08-18
That's because he did dumb shit months/years ago so he can just chill, like any investor that gets paid in dividends even while sitting around. He put in his time making enough horrible decisions in the past that he doesn't need to make them every day now to keep the drama coming.
We could learn a lot tbh
1 Thyrotoxic 2017-08-18
https://mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/152814332915363840?lang=en
Appropriate.
1 krutopatkin 2017-08-18
Who iy the better golfer of the two?
1 Thyrotoxic 2017-08-18
http://www.ibtimes.com/obama-vs-trump-who-better-golf-player-2468031
https://www.golfdigest.com/story/presidentsranking
Probably Trump. Obama has a handicap of 13, Trump 2.8 (thought he's alledged to have cheated, shocking I know).
1 froibo 2017-08-18
Bunch of athletes complained of him cheating for decades now.
1 thefarsidenoob 2017-08-18
When's the last time he made it through a day?
1 defiantleek 2017-08-18
Why are you setting the bar so high?
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-08-18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91eIDu6Aw-8
1 Bustwe 2017-08-18
It's the reality tv experience kicking in.
1 ExtreemWeenie 2017-08-18
if he did, his opponents would take up
1 do0rkn0b 2017-08-18
WTF ever it's always the same retards arguing over who is more incompetent. Boring as fuck.
1 WarSanchez 2017-08-18
So drama.
Just cus I've seen you sperg out in these in threads doesn't mean it isn't entertaining for the rest of us.
1 do0rkn0b 2017-08-18
Still waiting on those chips
1 WarSanchez 2017-08-18
Don't know what that means. Only been here bout a month. Still haven't gotten my citizenship.
Please Señor, explain.
1 do0rkn0b 2017-08-18
This is why we need a wall.
1 WarSanchez 2017-08-18
Landscaping isn't my forte, but as long as the pay is good...
1 1337hax1337 2017-08-18
Yeah the Canadians have really been acting up it's time to put our foot down.
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-08-18
How awesome would be if he hired Hillary?!?!
1 newprofile15 2017-08-18
Yes please.
1 SugarInMyMeatPi 2017-08-18
A tsundere relationship in my favorite anime White House ? WANT.
1 MelungeonQueen 2017-08-18
o7
1 NationalDenbt 2017-08-18
We all know who the rightful replacement is
1 menvaren 2017-08-18
What would posses a dude who looks like that to take a topless picture?
1 froibo 2017-08-18
He is showing off his gains from his """health""" products, and sadly I am not joking.
1 menvaren 2017-08-18
Oh man
1 thefarsidenoob 2017-08-18
But look how much redder he is!
1 Pretentious_Nazi 2017-08-18
And sweaty!
1 Notthehalf 2017-08-18
#healthyatallsizes
I wonder what his fat acceptance tumblr was?
1 NationalDenbt 2017-08-18
I think you already (((know)))
1 Thyrotoxic 2017-08-18
Wait it's not photoshopped?
1 better_bot 2017-08-18
Virility.
1 dogbref 2017-08-18
Like every globalist's worst nightmare, you mean?
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-08-18
I'm more concerned with interdimensional child molesters. Trump likes to play 5d checkers so it's almost certain he's a target.
1 Woutist 2017-08-18
They're vampires as well. Interdimensional pedophile vampires.
1 SpotNL 2017-08-18
Male vitality TM
1 Clopernicus 2017-08-18
https://i.redd.it/l5limm1eavzy.jpg
1 JohnBlind 2017-08-18
Lmfao jesus he looks like he's running a heavy cycle with absolutely nothing to show for it
He should donate blood and get on proviron or aromasin before he dies
1 Clopernicus 2017-08-18
Nothing to show for it? You can clearly see the difference.
1 JohnBlind 2017-08-18
He could've just gotten his mayo ass in direct sunlight or a tanning booth for an hour to get the same result tho lel, ngl mirin aesthetic red hue tho tbqh
Is this recent btw? From that picture it looks like he's either going full retard in his first cycle and is at the brink of serious damage, or he took the second shot after a heavy session and has somehow managed to be the first man ever to look the same as over a month ago with a pump
1 cuteman 2017-08-18
Nothing to show for it?
He has successfully cultivated mass
1 JohnBlind 2017-08-18
My mans needs to stop cultivating n start harvesting
1 SamWhite 2017-08-18
Christ, is that genuine?
1 Defengar 2017-08-18
Yes, it was part of his promotion selling male vitality pills lol.
1 JumbledFun 2017-08-18
Brah look how red he is! Blood is red and your body needs blood. Ergo dude is healthy as a horse!
1 Bustwe 2017-08-18
Asshole's appropriating native American culture!
1 SamWhite 2017-08-18
It literally just shows him getting redder. They just changed the colour saturation. Aside from how obvious that is, why would that be desirable?
1 Defengar 2017-08-18
You shouldn't expect much thinking from people buying male vitality pills from Alex Jones.
1 SamWhite 2017-08-18
BUT WHY DO THEY WANT TO BE RED?
1 Defengar 2017-08-18
Red means maximum blood pressure. High blood pressure means your heart is ALPHA!
1 TruthPains 2017-08-18
Almost no difference except he is red from being on the verge of a heart attack in the later picture.
1 Zachums 2017-08-18
1 CaptainMemer 2017-08-18
Super Male Vitality™
1 WarSanchez 2017-08-18
I would trade all the bussy in the world for this.
1 nusyahus 2017-08-18
What exactly is he flexing? The lard?
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-18
hey now, he's totally got a left bicep there
1 snallygaster 2017-08-18
please daddy make this happen
1 MG87 2017-08-18
Cropped out his moobs I see
1 -VladimirPutin- 2017-08-18
Meanwhile....
1 diziztrowway 2017-08-18
"that alex jones guy sure is nutty, but sometimes he's right!" -TD users on quality journalism.
1 King-Achelexus 2017-08-18
Please make it happen.
1 nanonan 2017-08-18
ALEX JONES FOR 2024. Only question is the running mate. Kid rock? Joe Rogan? That creepy old guy with the Nixon tattoo that's always on?
1 aonome 2017-08-18
How can Trump be so retarded as to let someone who is associated with the far-right be his strategist?
1 menvaren 2017-08-18
Dude.
1 aonome 2017-08-18
Yeah I know he's retarded but surely someone would have pointed it out to him?
1 menvaren 2017-08-18
I would imagine someone did, but Daddy isn't just a normal level of stupid.
1 nicethingyoucanthave 2017-08-18
He didn't know, dude! Lizard people are shapeshifters and can assume the form of anyone they have previously touched!
1 Teresa_May 2017-08-18
Taking on Bannon and Conway was one of the conditions the Mercers gave in exchange for them bankrolling Donald's campaign (and this was when donors were fleeing en masse).
1 froibo 2017-08-18
Somehow this makes the administration slightly less sane.
1 marsjazztrio 2017-08-18
After months of ostracizing themselves from liberals and RINOs, what's the next move? Offend even regular conservatives who otherwise could stomach him by saying some Nazis are fine people.
What's the best thing to do two days after freaking all of them out? Now insult the people that were okay with that by firing their folk hero!
Next week he should punch Ivanka, just to further isolate himself.
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-08-18
I bet on a passionate speech about how Putin is evil and the USA will fight tooth and nail against expanding Russian influence in eastern Europe. Gotta fight those fake news about collusion somehow, you know.
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-18
this is just crazy enough to work
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-08-18
Yeah, he might be an asshole, but if that maybe-unintentional interview is any indication he's nowhere as bad as left reeing made it seem, and he was like one of the few people remaining there who were competent and, well, sane.
1 Pretentious_Nazi 2017-08-18
He can form a semi coherent thought, sadly that's all it takes to be the adult in the room at the White House.
1 Chester_Harvester 2017-08-18
08/16/2017 - """unintended""" interview. 08/18/2017 - Bannon out. Coincidence???
1 fallingandflying 2017-08-18
He actually is coherent and doesn't act like a wannabe mobster. Also he's not emotionally unstable. Has a ideology and vision America. You might not like him but he was the closest to competent the Trump administration has. Now only serious guy left is Mad Dog.
1 LatinDRAMA 2017-08-18
He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn.
1 Neronoah 2017-08-18
That administration has so much batshit optics that you'd need a new branch of physics to deal with it.
1 miraclebelly 2017-08-18
Lol, I saw this meme on /pol/, where'd it start?
1 Hemingwavy 2017-08-18
Now instead we'll have the calm and collected behaviour of Trump without the side show Bannon was.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-08-18
RIP in pastamania Steve "The Knoxville Killer Klansman" Bannon.
1 icefourthirtythree 2017-08-18
Over at r/the_donald, there's not a single post about it except a locked announcement and instructions to head to a different sub.
THE LAST BASTION OF FREE SPEACH ON REDDIT
1 OniTan 2017-08-18
1) Create new account.
2) See how fast you can get banned from /r/the_donald.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-18
😉👉
1 wow___justwow 2017-08-18
I'll have you know that ban evasion is against the reddit rules and the admins take them very, very seriously.
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2017-08-18
If you care to give a little more context, they are linking to their "discussion" sub.
1 icefourthirtythree 2017-08-18
"Discussion". Top comment - removed. Loads of other comments also removed. Seems like the mods are against any discussion taking place.
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2017-08-18
I'm just saying.
1 doughboy011 2017-08-18
I'm just saying I can't believe its not butter
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-08-18
Because he peed in the butter dispenser.
1 pepperouchau 2017-08-18
Absolutely not
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-08-18
RIP in pee pee Steve Banana.
1 minase8888 2017-08-18
that /r/AskThe_Donald thread is ridiculous. Everything slightly Anti-trump or Anti-Bannon gets removed. The only thing that can survive is when users claim something along the lines of
All I see is 2D Delusion.
1 Tetizeraz 2017-08-18
Anime?
1 better_bot 2017-08-18
Kek works in mysterious ways!
1 cheers_grills 2017-08-18
This is literally on top of /r/all, what are you on about?
1 Defengar 2017-08-18
It took the mods 2+ hours to get their shit together and make a sticky lol.
1 cheers_grills 2017-08-18
It's sticky because of bannon's cummies
1 StevenGorefrost 2017-08-18
Seriously. If your going to be a circle jerk sub then fine but at least stand by that.
1 WarSanchez 2017-08-18
His comment is older than that thread. By several hours...
When he had commented they were still waiting for marching orders on how to spin this.
1 nanonan 2017-08-18
I can get on board with that.
1 OniTan 2017-08-18
Reminder: We are only 7 months into the Trump presidency.
1 WarSanchez 2017-08-18
Couple more stooges before we reach the boss
1 OniTan 2017-08-18
I was thinking more Bowser and the Koopa Kids.
1 miraclebelly 2017-08-18
That should have been spicer peeking out behind the bushes.
1 JumbledFun 2017-08-18
Poor Spicer, doesn't even get featured in the failure memes anymore
1 WarSanchez 2017-08-18
I jist cropped a meme and added extra red exes. Sorry bro.
1 JumbledFun 2017-08-18
Nah you're just obviously a shill for dip n dots
1 WarSanchez 2017-08-18
Ya got me!
I'll never tell you how they stay frozen!
1 JumbledFun 2017-08-18
NOT THE ICE CREAM OF THE FUTURE
1 Lord_Mop 2017-08-18
Shits like the nemesis system from shadow of mordor
1 WarSanchez 2017-08-18
Couple more stooges before we reach the boss
1 MG87 2017-08-18
And it's felt like 700 years
1 I_smell_like_bacon 2017-08-18
Only 89 more to go.
1 j1l1l1 2017-08-18
Actually this is day one.
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-18
when i woke up this morning, sigmund freud was still in medical school
1 bleepis 2017-08-18
im unironically so tired of all of this i just want trump to stop doing things
1 cuteman 2017-08-18
Whew it's going to be an interesting 7 years, 5 months
1 thefarsidenoob 2017-08-18
Another brillaint 4d move. Now there's no drama getting the way of Jared Kushner's efforts to simultaneously bring peace to the Middle East, end the opioid epidemic, salvage America's relations with Mexico, salvage America's relations with China, overhaul the department of Veteran Affairs, overhaul the criminal justice system, and promote innovation in American industry!
1 geraldo42 2017-08-18
This is bad for /r/drama
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-08-18
You're assuming he'll go quietly into the night
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-18
oh boy, a scapegoat!
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-08-18
There's zero posts about it on /r/The_Bussy
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1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-08-18
Haha, holy shit, this actually turned out to be true.
1 SisterRay 2017-08-18
A Bannon ship?
1 searingsky 2017-08-18
This is good for Trumpcoin
1 Hemingwavy 2017-08-18
http://www.clickhole.com/article/master-strategist-steve-bannon-has-completed-his-y-6521#1,
1 Thesixithoffoot 2017-08-18
Tfw Bannon is promising to go to war for the president against the lying press http://imgur.com/leQHD0s
Don't mind the nose