You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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It's not yet confirmed if Buzz Aldrin was the perpetrator.

All throughout the video he's just rambling how people don't talk to him and just call him racist. Wah wah wah, basically.

Start at 3:35 for the fun

haha the coffee dumper looks exactly like what I imagined he'd look like.

just two wypipo chimping out on each other in public. smdh

"he looked physically grotesque"

“You can’t even talk, look at you,” Jones said as he seemed to bump his shoulder into the man, who was smiling and making fake laughing noises.

This literally sounds like a 4chan copypasta. Out of all the infinite universes, what did we do to deserve this one?

Wouldn't surprise me if this was as real as 4chan copypasta.

Humanity was not ready for memes.

We delved too greedily and too deep. Once we hit upon the Meme Mana wells, and Meme Magic was unleashed upon the world, there was no going back.

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I’m just ready like Christ to take your savage attacks.

lmfao

Can someone PLEASE stab him to test this theory? I'm not saying kill him, but I mean he is basically saying he's jesus and to test him right?

what if he starts exhibiting stigmata

Wtf I worship Jones now

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To wit: About four minutes after the stream began, Jones was soaked in coffee and out of breath from chasing down pedestrians.

"You flipped me off, come on coward," Jones said to a younger-looking man crossing the street.

Out of breath, the conspiracy theorist-he has many, many conspiracies, but Jones is infamous for claiming the Newtown, Connecticut, mass shooting of 20 first-graders was fake-shortly after greeted another man on the street who was seemingly a supporter.

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"Alex Jones gets coffee dumped on him"

High school-level English skills right there, just like whoever decided on AOL's "You've got mail"... good job Newsweek

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This is pretty typical usage of the present tense for recent past events, as if describing the event while it's happening (especially given that it links to a video).

Prescriptivist will be the first against the wall when the mayocide begins.

I challenge you to find it in an actual piece of journalism

Nice list of FAKE NEWS MEDIA

Fr though it doesn't sound awkward at all to me, just colloquial. Maybe it's regional, we like to abuse language out here in commiefornia.

Yeah it's colloquial, that is what I was getting at. In formal contexts it's a no-no. I forgive you commie

Ohh didn't realize the title was actually from the linked article, yeah that's weird. You win I'll kill myself.

I can never fault a comrade for being willing to start the mayocide

I challenge you to get me to climax

Dude dumping the coffee looks like a literal goblin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY

This is wonderful

By the way, if you liked the tune at the end, I think it was sampled from "Paris" track here. The best track is "hydrogen".

*manlets

http://i.imgs.fyi/img/1743.png

Goblin begone

"physically soul sucked"

methinks Alexi Jonsavitch here doesn't understand ze engleski too well

that guy looks like the average r/drama poster

I gotta be honest, that guy was so over the top it seems like a plant.

Of course he does seem like your average /r/politics user.

Right, and apparently "scalding hot coffee" has no effect on Mr. Vitality. I'm calling absolute bullshit.

He is obviously blessed by the Red God.

I must have read the title at least 5 times now, and it isn't getting any less funny.

I'm surprised this guy has the cardio to pull of running

The more I hear about Alex Jones's exploits the more I'm convinced he belongs in a sitcom.

My lore for Alex Jones is that he's from an alternate universe where everything he talks about (the interdemensional child rapist vampires, goblins etc) are a real threat, and they sent him here to eliminate him as a threat, and he's just trying to warn us because he thinks they're gonna invade our universe.

This is why Jones is the best. Never fails to entertain. I wish he'd be in some sort of wrestling federation where he wrestles goblins and occasionally man in black suits from three letter agencies.

https://twitter.com/SeattlePD/status/898648339293421569

We haven't received any official reports. As far as we know that could be an actor playing Alex Jones.

o i am laffin

*ALEX JONES GETS COVFEFE DUMPED ON HIM

lol covfefe XD

“I’ve got to get to work, where they have more coffee,” the man said.

What a great man

what a clown

“Fuck off,” the man said. “No, you fuck off,” “I am fucking off,” “Hey, fuck you,” “Fuck you,” “Coward,”

A fine dialogue in the streets of Seattle.