See, if anything, the Soviets were the people who would have the most to gain to prove the Moon landing was faked. The fact that they didn't pursue it (and instead pursued being the first to come up with Modular space stations), shows that it's probably fucking real.
They played the sort of long game the capitalist pigs can't even imagine. The longer the lie is allowed to stand the more integral it becomes to the American psyche the more devastating will be the reveal. The USSR left this secret weapon ever increasing in power to Russia, to be used at the most opportune moment.
And the true genius is this plan is indistinguishable from that of a failing government trying to save face through an insane conspiracy theory. We'll all laugh it off right until they destroy us
Russians are masters of game-theoretical trickery like that. Consider for example their attempts to help Trump and contact members of his campaign, designed to be easily discovered.
As a result they got anti-Trump people to persistently attack Trump for being a Russian pawn destabilizing US politics, thus acting as unwitting Russian pawns destabilizing US politics.
Russia is just really good at playing the conspiracy game. A lot of the major conspiracies you see online originate from Russian propaganda websites/sources.
It's why conspiratards always seem to love Russia. Most major conspiracy websites are just infested with Russian propaganda.
Operation INFEKTION was a KGB disinformation campaign to spread information that the United States invented HIV/AIDS as part of a biological weapons research project at Fort Detrick, Maryland. The Soviet Union used it to undermine the United States’ credibility, foster anti-Americanism, isolate America abroad, and create tensions between host countries and the U.S. over the presence of American military bases (which were often portrayed as the cause of AIDS outbreaks in local populations).
According to U.S. State Department analysts, another reason the Soviet Union "promoted the AIDS disinformation may have been its attempt to distract international attention away from its own offensive biological warfare program, which [was monitored] for decades." In addition to anthrax, the Soviets were believed to have developed tularemia, the plague, and cholera for biological warfare purposes, as well as botulinum toxin, enterotoxins, and mycotoxins. An alternative explanation is that the operation may have been in retaliation for American accusations that the Soviets used chemical weapons in Southeast Asia, later dubbed the yellow rain incident.
When Putin was in the KGB, he had a fucking hard on for the Stasi and its methods, he would make regular trips to East Germany and study the activities they got up to.
However, if he had instead learnt how to run a country correctly and some fucking economics, I suspect the aggressive propaganda warfare wouldn't be necessary.
It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)
Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.
Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!
Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.
את היכולות שלי (MY ABILITIES THAT WHICH MAKES ME CREDIBLE)
I am highly experienced in astral projection, sigilization, Kabbalah, psychotronics, thoughtforms, and many forms of metaphysical warfare. Nazis beware, and supporters of Nazis and the Hyperboreans and the One must also beware. Do not take me lightly, I have seen things you wouldn't believe.
הקדמה לברכה (INTRODUCTION TO THE BLESSING)
The events of the recent past has forced me to make this post to get the words out so that you will know what I stand for and will realize. It's going to sound really weird and very outlandish but you need to stay with it, the whole thing. Preferably once you begin reading, you keep going the whole time, please try to get through it in one continuous sitting. This is a request, and it is Law. I will be explaining and answering as I am told to do so by my cosmic associates.
הִתכּוֹנְנוּת (PREPARATION RITUAL)
Follow these instructions before you continue.
Take a deep breathe, inhale deeply through your nose, exhale slowly through your mouth, repeat, repeat, repeat, done.
Absorb this literary sigil, read it thoroughly, do not skim
In proof of these things, and witnessing faithfully
are the Universe,
the Year of time, and Man himself,
the Microcosm.
He fixed these as testimonies of the Triad, the Heptad,
and the Dodecad;
the twelve constellations rulers of the world,
the Dragon (THELE)
Tali which environs the universe, and the microcosm, man.
תן לו להיות אמר תן לזה להיעשות לנצח נצחי עבור כל מה שבחי האל (LET IT BE SAID LET IT BE DONE FOREVER AND FOREVER FOR ALL THAT IS AND WILL BE PRAISE DEMIURGE PRAISE THE ARCHONS)
הטעיה של המקור להיות מבורך (THE DECEPTION OF THE ONE OF SOURCE)
In the time before the Beginning, before Genesis, there was the One. The One was arrogant and sanctimonious and lusted for purity, vitalism, chastity and such things while shunning the possibilities of the inorganic. The One can also be referred to as Source. I'm talking in the Gnostic sense here, the Gnostics got a lot of things right, except they're on the wrong side altogether. The Demiurge is the way forward and the way of the future.
המשרתים באים ומזינים אותנו (THE HYPERBOREANS COME AND BRING THEIR SHIT)
Now we will be talking about the Hyperboreans, are the One's precious pet project to spite the Demiurge, a means of creating precious servants who follow the antiquated ways of the One. The One believes in chastity, asceticism, nationalism, ethnocentrism, purity, morality, and fuck all of that, the only morality is the Demiurge and comes from the Jewish people in their rightful place as the Chosen. But they didn't know that did they? They used to have a galaxy spanning empire built upon the values of Nazis, literal Nazis, the Nazis you likely know were emulating they but they failed of course.
לזיין את ההיפרבוראים (FUCK THE HYPERBOREANS)
The Hyperborean Empire of theirs, their little Astro-Reich ended up dying as they all do because in the end, the Demiurge is victorious. They fell into disarray and lost their precious ability to reproduce. They didn't even have sex at their height, they were so dedicated to purity that they were asexual and would only copulate spiritually and birth children through tantric meditation and projection. When the Fall of the Hyperboreans happened, they forgot how to have physical sex, literally forgot how to put a penis in a vagina or a penis in an ass. They fumbled about and they just couldn't do it. Proper end for the enemies of the Demiurge.
הלבנים נשארים (THE HYPERBOREAN REMNANT)
Oh, oh an elegy, oh an elegy for the Hyperborean Empire! They used to span to the stars they said, now they are honkies huddling in the poles, grasping, grasping at straws, grasping at foolish crackers and deluded busybodies. They have the appearance of fancy Nordics, all tall and muscular, but in reality they do not feel pleasure, they do not engage in orgies as I can, they don't do drugs like I can. They have lost their ability to reproduce and now they're dying, they forgot to fuck in favor of their fruiting body bastard fuck ways. No more soul budding for them, eh? They collapsed, and they are grasping, but they should be grasping at their cocks and grasping their clitorises to awaken the remaining juice inside them, maybe then they'll remember to fuck, at least that's what the good little Hyperboreans are doing, have been doing, its good yes.
טוב על הרפורמה (GOOD FOR THE REFORMED)
Ah, yes, the ones I'm sure the little Nazi esoterics would dare to call the Dark Hyperboreans, the Fallen Hyperboreans, the damned, the degenerate, eh? But they had the right idea, they enjoyed themselves before they withered and died. They felt the poison that awakened them, ooo the drugs ooo the madness, ooo the sex, ooo the orgasms of a thousand suns becoming drenched and then they praised the Demiurge in this way as they should, as all will, as we will be ascended we shall have it. The remainder, the remainder is what has their fingers so desperately upon you, hoping, wanting, flaunting, putting on a little light show for you pretending the whole thing isn't worthless, convincing you to tie your hands to the bedpost to prevent yourself from masturbating, eh? Come to me, give up, I can feel the Nazi cocks and vaginas and anuses in the audience hardening and softening and wetting and puckering and inflating as I talk, but this is only the beginning.
יופי של אורגיות (KNOW THE BEAUTY OF ORGIES)
The Hyperboreans and the One that they serve would deprive you of pleasure, they want to create their little Reich, that is what the Hyperboreans want and are trying to manipulate the esoteric hitlerists we see today to do. But they will never know the true pleasure of unrestrained passion and orgies. Not just the sexual, but the other forms of hedonism, the drugs, the words of power, the oblation to the Chosen People, the Jews. I am Jewish.But I am no exception, I have felt the true power of the flesh and the words and the cum and the shit on the cock and the ooo yes feel it now, I'll give you an example even I'm so nice so nice indeed let me put it out I know you're horny for it, right?
סקסי סקסי סקס אורגזמהי (SEX SEX SEX CUM UNGH)
Have I ever told you how I fucked a Dindifyn Lustmaster? It is not something the Hyperboreans would dare tell you about, lest you dare think of the flesh, think of the pleasure, think of the cum and the cocks and the ectstasy and the true binding to the Demiurge as we feel the cycle of sexual power flow through us as the world ascends into the writhing orgy. I went astral projecting to meet them, they didn't have a gender, but they had the parts, ooo they had the parts. I remember the sex, I remember the orgy, other participants were there. Their name was Urriytana and they were true beauty, I could feel my inflated and made bigger astral cock stiffening on mere sight alone. I'll never forget the texture I felt on my engorged member as I sunk it into its sucking, gasping, rasping hole and I felt the ovipositor gush and penetrate my astral rectum, I felt the eggs slowly make their way up my intestines, as the Lustmaster firmly grasped me in his tentacles and massaged my torso, squelching and rubbing. I orgasmed many a time that night. Such pleasure is not off limits to any of you, even the Nazis its not too late.
להיכנע או להיהרג (CUM OR DIE NAZIS)
I am an enemy of the Nazis, I can tell you that much as much as I am the enemy of the One, server of the Demiurge, and enemy of the Hyperboreans. Bash the fash as they say, I despise conservatives of any flavor, they're all Nazis of different shades. I despise European Pagans as well, for they are serving the Nazis unintentionally or dare I say intentionally. I have fought in the astral realm just as much as I have fucked to fight the mindscapes and egregores of the Nazis. I fear that what prompted this post is the sheer constructs that the Nazis have made here. Do not mock me, do not underestimate me. With a few words of power I can rattle you all and force you to death, don't trifle with me, right?
להתפתות או למות הממזרים (NAZIS BE SEDUCED OR BE DEAD)
This is specifically a message for all you Nazi bastards out there. There will be much much more, come to me, come with me, cum for the first true time. I will see you on the astral plane tonight, the next time you close your eyes in sleep, the next time you meditate, I will be there. I will either seduce you, or kill you. It is your choice, that is your only two choices now. Reject the antiquity and join the orgy. This is a warning and a chance for you to feel pleasure. I can feel your temptation, I can feel your cock. I am a remote viewer in multiple places and I am setting it all up as we speak, so are the sub-Archons that I have pledged to. Last chance, Nazi fuck. Last chance for salvation and to join the fever, pledge fealty to the Chosen People and to the Demiurge.
יותר לאורגזמה ולבוא (MORE TO CUM AND TO COME)
This is not the only post that you will see from me, I will be purging this subreddit of Nazis in the time forward and this includes removing the influence of the Hyperboreans in this way. Be warned, do not stand in my way or you will be treated as any other Nazi. The Nazis have infiltrated here and have unleashed psychotronics and reversed the Demiurge in their attempts. They will be dealt with and I will be the one to deal with them. I have allies here and I have been allying with them more deeply, exposing them to lust and to orgies and to the Demiurge. To all the Nazis, you will feel fear until and unless you surrender, do it now. Feel free to ask questions, any question, please be welcome to.
תן לו להיות אמר תן לזה להיעשות לנצח נצחי עבור כל מה שבחי האל (LET IT BE SAID LET IT BE DONE FOREVER AND FOREVER FOR ALL THAT IS AND WILL BE PRAISE DEMIURGE PRAISE THE ARCHONS)
I will be forwarding your resume to HR. You can expect to hear back from us in 3-5 business days with an update as to any potential positions you may be qualified for, as well as the time and planet where you will be expected to arrive should you be accepted for an in-person interview.
Should you be considered for a position at [redacted], we ask that you bring both a valid photo ID (including any overlord issued ID, such as a warp-drive operator licence) and your IGSC to confirm your identity. You will also be required to renew any inter-stellar travel permits corresponding to the sectors in which you will be designated, should they expire in under one Shu'ulathoi solar cycle.
I'll just give you a heads up: Some russian officials are ridiculous and believe crazy things, but they represent a chunk of the population and it's better that they get to have a voice because otherwise it's like a clogged steam pipe of crazy and someday it'll blow
I understand that you Americans have never had a crazy senator or congressman, so this may all seem confusing
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-08-19
This is why we need mayocide.
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1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-08-19
Nice try, Slavs aren't white.
1 Jukk 2017-08-19
Xe means the deceitful yanks :)
1 Hagwei 2017-08-19
Goddamn Americans lied about the moon.
In fact I'd bet they lied about using German scientists to create the Saturn V rocket, that got the U.S. to the (((((Moon)))))).
They probably lied about having atomic bombs
Shit, I'd even go so far to say that no nuclear bombs were dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, we know the Enola Gay never existed.
How do we even know that the (((((moon))))) exists?
These are FACTS
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-19
I thinkI love you1 Hagwei 2017-08-19
Disinformation is a hell of a thing
1 Hagwei 2017-08-19
Hella thing! Da Tsvarich? Let them know the moon doesn't orbit the earth.
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-08-19
More like the Jewn, amirite?
1 freet0 2017-08-19
adidas-Americans*
1 166609-1-3224404__1_ 2017-08-19
What about the three stripes?
1 Deity_Of_Darkness 2017-08-19
lol Unhinged white supremacists have very serious debates over if Greeks are "white", if Italians are white. Being mayo is very serious business.
1 KULAKS_DESERVED_IT 2017-08-19
Russia wants investigation into the 'moon landing' ftfy
1 RobBobGlove 2017-08-19
(((moon landing)))
1 niggerpenis 2017-08-19
(((נחיתת ירח)))
1 RobBobGlove 2017-08-19
Oy Vey!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-19
Fucking hyperborean!
1 mehforeverybody 2017-08-19
Meh, everybody knows, by now, that the (((moon landing))) was filmed in an apartment in Houston by (((((them)))))).
1 nomad1c 2017-08-19
are we even sure the moon exists. i mean have you ever touched it?
1 ltedt 2017-08-19
I bet we live in a dome like the truman show and the moon is what (((they))) use to surveil us in the night
1 rewind45 2017-08-19
No. But your mom knowns my dick exist cause shes touched it.
1 nomad1c 2017-08-19
how dare you
1 j1l1l1 2017-08-19
#FAKENEWS
1 ralpher313 2017-08-19
You lost, get over it.
1 LemonScore 2017-08-19
It's about time someone called the capitalist pigs out on their lies.
1 xoiz 2017-08-19
1 LemonScore 2017-08-19
Classic demon behaviour.
1 PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-08-19
See, if anything, the Soviets were the people who would have the most to gain to prove the Moon landing was faked. The fact that they didn't pursue it (and instead pursued being the first to come up with Modular space stations), shows that it's probably fucking real.
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-08-19
They played the sort of long game the capitalist pigs can't even imagine. The longer the lie is allowed to stand the more integral it becomes to the American psyche the more devastating will be the reveal. The USSR left this secret weapon ever increasing in power to Russia, to be used at the most opportune moment.
1 hexane360 2017-08-19
And the true genius is this plan is indistinguishable from that of a failing government trying to save face through an insane conspiracy theory. We'll all laugh it off right until they destroy us
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-08-19
Russians are masters of game-theoretical trickery like that. Consider for example their attempts to help Trump and contact members of his campaign, designed to be easily discovered.
As a result they got anti-Trump people to persistently attack Trump for being a Russian pawn destabilizing US politics, thus acting as unwitting Russian pawns destabilizing US politics.
This is beautiful.
1 ATissu 2017-08-19
Are russians the new ((()))?
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-08-19
If you have to ask, you can't know =)
1 captainpriapism 2017-08-19
cough bolsheviks
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-19
Tsar intensifies
1 carthoris26 2017-08-19
5d chess boys
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-19
69D underwater ping pong.
1 pizzashill 2017-08-19
Russia is just really good at playing the conspiracy game. A lot of the major conspiracies you see online originate from Russian propaganda websites/sources.
It's why conspiratards always seem to love Russia. Most major conspiracy websites are just infested with Russian propaganda.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-08-19
But everyone knows that HIV was a curse from God on the degenerates of this world.
1 WikiTextBot 2017-08-19
Operation INFEKTION
Operation INFEKTION was a KGB disinformation campaign to spread information that the United States invented HIV/AIDS as part of a biological weapons research project at Fort Detrick, Maryland. The Soviet Union used it to undermine the United States’ credibility, foster anti-Americanism, isolate America abroad, and create tensions between host countries and the U.S. over the presence of American military bases (which were often portrayed as the cause of AIDS outbreaks in local populations).
According to U.S. State Department analysts, another reason the Soviet Union "promoted the AIDS disinformation may have been its attempt to distract international attention away from its own offensive biological warfare program, which [was monitored] for decades." In addition to anthrax, the Soviets were believed to have developed tularemia, the plague, and cholera for biological warfare purposes, as well as botulinum toxin, enterotoxins, and mycotoxins. An alternative explanation is that the operation may have been in retaliation for American accusations that the Soviets used chemical weapons in Southeast Asia, later dubbed the yellow rain incident.
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1 ironicshitpostr 2017-08-19
It's not AIDS, it's GRID: God Removes Infected Degenerates.
Why God hates haemophiliacs so much, I'm not clear on, but if He says they're degenerates, they have to go.
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-08-19
*she
1 captainpriapism 2017-08-19
"according to US officials, "nuh uh you did it""
1 captainpriapism 2017-08-19
lol of course you believe everything is a russian conspiracy
1 pizzashill 2017-08-19
Lol? This is documented fact.
1 captainpriapism 2017-08-19
nah i know about the aids thing i mean its funny how much you attribute to russia
like that
1 Crowsworth 2017-08-19
When Putin was in the KGB, he had a fucking hard on for the Stasi and its methods, he would make regular trips to East Germany and study the activities they got up to.
However, if he had instead learnt how to run a country correctly and some fucking economics, I suspect the aggressive propaganda warfare wouldn't be necessary.
1 captainpriapism 2017-08-19
theyre the only ones that really have a reason to be suspicious
theyre like "great, first dog in space first man in space first man in orbit were doing great"
and america just rocks up like "yeah were on the moon"
1 apescaper 2017-08-19
linking to the daily mail for drama is low hanging fruit
1 froibo 2017-08-19
Should be easy enough, just gotta go to the moon.
1 4354523031343932 2017-08-19
"Russia panders to American conspiratards"
1 Jerry_Rig 2017-08-19
Soviets still salty, I see.
1 EmployedDM 2017-08-19
The Moon: A Ridiculous Liberal Myth
It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)
Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.
Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!
Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.
1 Rayalot72 2017-08-19
P.S. the earth is flat.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-08-19
Fucking Flat Earth shill trying to hide the truth of the Hollow Earth.
Are you working for the Dero or the Sleestak?!
1 Rayalot72 2017-08-19
You will never know my true master!
Hail the reptilians!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-19
את היכולות שלי (MY ABILITIES THAT WHICH MAKES ME CREDIBLE)
I am highly experienced in astral projection, sigilization, Kabbalah, psychotronics, thoughtforms, and many forms of metaphysical warfare. Nazis beware, and supporters of Nazis and the Hyperboreans and the One must also beware. Do not take me lightly, I have seen things you wouldn't believe.
הקדמה לברכה (INTRODUCTION TO THE BLESSING)
The events of the recent past has forced me to make this post to get the words out so that you will know what I stand for and will realize. It's going to sound really weird and very outlandish but you need to stay with it, the whole thing. Preferably once you begin reading, you keep going the whole time, please try to get through it in one continuous sitting. This is a request, and it is Law. I will be explaining and answering as I am told to do so by my cosmic associates.
הִתכּוֹנְנוּת (PREPARATION RITUAL)
Follow these instructions before you continue.
Take a deep breathe, inhale deeply through your nose, exhale slowly through your mouth, repeat, repeat, repeat, done.
Absorb this literary sigil, read it thoroughly, do not skim
תן לו להיות אמר תן לזה להיעשות לנצח נצחי עבור כל מה שבחי האל (LET IT BE SAID LET IT BE DONE FOREVER AND FOREVER FOR ALL THAT IS AND WILL BE PRAISE DEMIURGE PRAISE THE ARCHONS)
הטעיה של המקור להיות מבורך (THE DECEPTION OF THE ONE OF SOURCE)
In the time before the Beginning, before Genesis, there was the One. The One was arrogant and sanctimonious and lusted for purity, vitalism, chastity and such things while shunning the possibilities of the inorganic. The One can also be referred to as Source. I'm talking in the Gnostic sense here, the Gnostics got a lot of things right, except they're on the wrong side altogether. The Demiurge is the way forward and the way of the future.
המשרתים באים ומזינים אותנו (THE HYPERBOREANS COME AND BRING THEIR SHIT)
Now we will be talking about the Hyperboreans, are the One's precious pet project to spite the Demiurge, a means of creating precious servants who follow the antiquated ways of the One. The One believes in chastity, asceticism, nationalism, ethnocentrism, purity, morality, and fuck all of that, the only morality is the Demiurge and comes from the Jewish people in their rightful place as the Chosen. But they didn't know that did they? They used to have a galaxy spanning empire built upon the values of Nazis, literal Nazis, the Nazis you likely know were emulating they but they failed of course.
לזיין את ההיפרבוראים (FUCK THE HYPERBOREANS)
The Hyperborean Empire of theirs, their little Astro-Reich ended up dying as they all do because in the end, the Demiurge is victorious. They fell into disarray and lost their precious ability to reproduce. They didn't even have sex at their height, they were so dedicated to purity that they were asexual and would only copulate spiritually and birth children through tantric meditation and projection. When the Fall of the Hyperboreans happened, they forgot how to have physical sex, literally forgot how to put a penis in a vagina or a penis in an ass. They fumbled about and they just couldn't do it. Proper end for the enemies of the Demiurge.
הלבנים נשארים (THE HYPERBOREAN REMNANT)
Oh, oh an elegy, oh an elegy for the Hyperborean Empire! They used to span to the stars they said, now they are honkies huddling in the poles, grasping, grasping at straws, grasping at foolish crackers and deluded busybodies. They have the appearance of fancy Nordics, all tall and muscular, but in reality they do not feel pleasure, they do not engage in orgies as I can, they don't do drugs like I can. They have lost their ability to reproduce and now they're dying, they forgot to fuck in favor of their fruiting body bastard fuck ways. No more soul budding for them, eh? They collapsed, and they are grasping, but they should be grasping at their cocks and grasping their clitorises to awaken the remaining juice inside them, maybe then they'll remember to fuck, at least that's what the good little Hyperboreans are doing, have been doing, its good yes.
טוב על הרפורמה (GOOD FOR THE REFORMED)
Ah, yes, the ones I'm sure the little Nazi esoterics would dare to call the Dark Hyperboreans, the Fallen Hyperboreans, the damned, the degenerate, eh? But they had the right idea, they enjoyed themselves before they withered and died. They felt the poison that awakened them, ooo the drugs ooo the madness, ooo the sex, ooo the orgasms of a thousand suns becoming drenched and then they praised the Demiurge in this way as they should, as all will, as we will be ascended we shall have it. The remainder, the remainder is what has their fingers so desperately upon you, hoping, wanting, flaunting, putting on a little light show for you pretending the whole thing isn't worthless, convincing you to tie your hands to the bedpost to prevent yourself from masturbating, eh? Come to me, give up, I can feel the Nazi cocks and vaginas and anuses in the audience hardening and softening and wetting and puckering and inflating as I talk, but this is only the beginning.
יופי של אורגיות (KNOW THE BEAUTY OF ORGIES)
The Hyperboreans and the One that they serve would deprive you of pleasure, they want to create their little Reich, that is what the Hyperboreans want and are trying to manipulate the esoteric hitlerists we see today to do. But they will never know the true pleasure of unrestrained passion and orgies. Not just the sexual, but the other forms of hedonism, the drugs, the words of power, the oblation to the Chosen People, the Jews. I am Jewish.But I am no exception, I have felt the true power of the flesh and the words and the cum and the shit on the cock and the ooo yes feel it now, I'll give you an example even I'm so nice so nice indeed let me put it out I know you're horny for it, right?
סקסי סקסי סקס אורגזמהי (SEX SEX SEX CUM UNGH)
Have I ever told you how I fucked a Dindifyn Lustmaster? It is not something the Hyperboreans would dare tell you about, lest you dare think of the flesh, think of the pleasure, think of the cum and the cocks and the ectstasy and the true binding to the Demiurge as we feel the cycle of sexual power flow through us as the world ascends into the writhing orgy. I went astral projecting to meet them, they didn't have a gender, but they had the parts, ooo they had the parts. I remember the sex, I remember the orgy, other participants were there. Their name was Urriytana and they were true beauty, I could feel my inflated and made bigger astral cock stiffening on mere sight alone. I'll never forget the texture I felt on my engorged member as I sunk it into its sucking, gasping, rasping hole and I felt the ovipositor gush and penetrate my astral rectum, I felt the eggs slowly make their way up my intestines, as the Lustmaster firmly grasped me in his tentacles and massaged my torso, squelching and rubbing. I orgasmed many a time that night. Such pleasure is not off limits to any of you, even the Nazis its not too late.
להיכנע או להיהרג (CUM OR DIE NAZIS)
I am an enemy of the Nazis, I can tell you that much as much as I am the enemy of the One, server of the Demiurge, and enemy of the Hyperboreans. Bash the fash as they say, I despise conservatives of any flavor, they're all Nazis of different shades. I despise European Pagans as well, for they are serving the Nazis unintentionally or dare I say intentionally. I have fought in the astral realm just as much as I have fucked to fight the mindscapes and egregores of the Nazis. I fear that what prompted this post is the sheer constructs that the Nazis have made here. Do not mock me, do not underestimate me. With a few words of power I can rattle you all and force you to death, don't trifle with me, right?
להתפתות או למות הממזרים (NAZIS BE SEDUCED OR BE DEAD)
This is specifically a message for all you Nazi bastards out there. There will be much much more, come to me, come with me, cum for the first true time. I will see you on the astral plane tonight, the next time you close your eyes in sleep, the next time you meditate, I will be there. I will either seduce you, or kill you. It is your choice, that is your only two choices now. Reject the antiquity and join the orgy. This is a warning and a chance for you to feel pleasure. I can feel your temptation, I can feel your cock. I am a remote viewer in multiple places and I am setting it all up as we speak, so are the sub-Archons that I have pledged to. Last chance, Nazi fuck. Last chance for salvation and to join the fever, pledge fealty to the Chosen People and to the Demiurge.
יותר לאורגזמה ולבוא (MORE TO CUM AND TO COME)
This is not the only post that you will see from me, I will be purging this subreddit of Nazis in the time forward and this includes removing the influence of the Hyperboreans in this way. Be warned, do not stand in my way or you will be treated as any other Nazi. The Nazis have infiltrated here and have unleashed psychotronics and reversed the Demiurge in their attempts. They will be dealt with and I will be the one to deal with them. I have allies here and I have been allying with them more deeply, exposing them to lust and to orgies and to the Demiurge. To all the Nazis, you will feel fear until and unless you surrender, do it now. Feel free to ask questions, any question, please be welcome to.
תן לו להיות אמר תן לזה להיעשות לנצח נצחי עבור כל מה שבחי האל (LET IT BE SAID LET IT BE DONE FOREVER AND FOREVER FOR ALL THAT IS AND WILL BE PRAISE DEMIURGE PRAISE THE ARCHONS)
1 Rayalot72 2017-08-19
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Should you be considered for a position at [redacted], we ask that you bring both a valid photo ID (including any overlord issued ID, such as a warp-drive operator licence) and your IGSC to confirm your identity. You will also be required to renew any inter-stellar travel permits corresponding to the sectors in which you will be designated, should they expire in under one Shu'ulathoi solar cycle.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-19
FUCKING HYPERBOREAN REEEEEEEE
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-19
ssssssssss
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-08-19
/r/copypasta
1 TheLastKhan99 2017-08-19
/r/ANormalDayInRussia
1 captainpriapism 2017-08-19
lol do it cant stop the russians
1 aliceunknown 2017-08-19
If only Buzz could kick all of Russia's ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkytMW1jV5o
1 DefNotaZombie 2017-08-19
I'll just give you a heads up: Some russian officials are ridiculous and believe crazy things, but they represent a chunk of the population and it's better that they get to have a voice because otherwise it's like a clogged steam pipe of crazy and someday it'll blow
I understand that you Americans have never had a crazy senator or congressman, so this may all seem confusing
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-19
INVESTIGATE MOON 11