Is there any reason in particular you're asking a legal child how big their tits and ass are. Is this the first time you've asked a legal child things like this or is it a bit of a habit with you.
This pussy thing really sets you off, doesn't it? Actually, since you're a dyke you must have had girls eat you out. I may change my answer to trimmed.
I've went through all my life and it's always been girls that have been interested in me more than the guys - even before they came out in some cases. There was this girl who used to chase me around and try to kiss me, she came out not too much later. So anyway the point I'm making, no guy wants this, but every girl does apparently.
You spent the whole roastme thread trying to get sympathy by complaining that you have no friends and no one likes you, yet you failed to mention you have a girlfriend.
I'd wager he has gone after her because he has a long history of being bullied by teenage girls and thought this one would be an easy home run. Like hey, it's online, you don't even have to stand there going red and wanting to cry because you're behind a screen, what could go wrong.
Not today /u/OniTan ... your streak of being shit on the shoe of teenage girls continues, your day has not yet come.
Why do normies accept that a 10/10 guy can get women no matter what, but they refuse to accept the opposite?
Notice how any time an incel makes a fake dating profile with a more attractive pic, all of a sudden his personality no longer repulses women. In fact, women flood his inbox.
Normans explain this by saying a guy who's attractive can be a criminal and still get laid. Okay. Then why is it so crazy to think the exact opposite is also true? If a guy is so ugly, no matter what he does, he's rejected left and right, and his only chance is to be a betabux. We're talking super ugly here, like 1/10, 2/10 territory, not your random bald guy or 5'7 guy you see with a wife (who probably gives him starfish sex anyway).
If a male model can be a child rapist and still easily get women, why is it not possible that a subhuman male receives the opposite treatment?
I've been smoking, meditating, incense burning, music playing. I've been thinking about women. You are all so beautiful and peaceful. Your bodies and curves are not only sexually beautiful but spiritually. I want to thank all women who smile and bring joy and peace to us. I'm in love with women and you all have my love. Thanks to all you beautiful, sexy goddesses that bring me peace. Your motherly instincts, soft skin, warm embrace. You are all beautiful and you all have my respect and kindest love. :)
Is it a coincidence that most successful people are NOT incels?
People who are very successful in their fields are often married or have girlfriends. Wether their field is music, sports or sciences, top tier professionals have healthy sex lives.
Why is that? Because sex is a primary need. Many normies say that it is not because you won't die if you don't fuck(which is true) but still there are other consequences. The psychological problems caused by the lack of intimacy and sexual validation will eat you up from the inside and reduce your quality of life.
Imagine yourself as a building. Food, water, social and sex life are its framework. Without those, no matter how hard you try, your building will always crumble since it lacks support. The components for the framework are not all equally important (water is more important than food and food is more important than sex) but you need all of them in order to achieve a stable structure that can be developed further upon.
The whole "focus on your goals, become successful and women will come" just doesn't work for us. You might be able to achieve some breakthrough but you will always be outclassed by a sexually active human because he is able to reach his maximun potential since he isn't held back by his needs.
OP, stop posting bullshit. We don't need another radical legbeard running around, apologize to her before she turns into one.
Now on to you, young lady. Don't listen to OP, he's just mad that nobody asked him on a date when he was 16, even, as he puts it - "ugly girls" Don't let actions like these become a catalyst for legbeardiness.
Just as a heads up, having spent a pretty decent amount of time online, your consistently dogged hounding of a 16yo goes down as one of the most pathetic displays I've seen online. You are seriously desperately sad lmao.
You know how you posted this to a sub that lives for drama and fights, and you got downvoted and called a loser who should kill yourself - that's an unfiltered opinion on how you are acting towards a kid. Maybe like, take heed.
No I don't believe in that actually and from trawling through my comments you will never find that said.
We're actually dealing with the issue of you going out of your way to really vindictively harass a child. Do you do this irl? The degree of venom in your comments makes me think you're the sort to follow a 16yo around a mall. How old are you to be effectively stalking someone that's legally a child? Seeing as you've made a point of posting a child outside of the roast they agreed to to get even more hate, we can assume.
You sound like you've got a screw loose if with zero comedic zest involved you think taunting a kid when they say they were raped is a 'roast'. And then posting it to another sub hoping other people jump on them too. Looking for back-up against a child? Just seems like you want to attack underage girls imo.
I don't want to fuck children, that's what divides me, calling you a freak, and you, pursuing a child online trying to emotionally break them down.
The fact you'd even bring into this sleeping with a 16yo like it's normal says more about your wants and desires - and frustrations - than it zings me. That wouldn't leave most people's mouths yet it leaves yours, only because to you that'd be a rational thought process.
You're not very good at this, are you. Do you think on some level you posted that shit to her roast in order to get roasted yourself. If you're getting off to this tell me now so I can stop replying, I'm not aiding your hate-wank.
I see you've reverted to a sort of primordial 4chan. Do you think these sorts of comments are 'visceral' and will make anyone baulk. I don't care, it's a meaningless image that will never happen.
You know what isn't a meaningless image that will happen? Your parents will die fully and totally disappointed in the time and money wasted bringing you into this world. Apologies if either or both are already dead - augment that to they did die fully and totally disappointed in you.
Who is the cuck here? You want to pursue children irl but can't because ultimately regardless of illegality or immorality you're a coward, so you take opportunities like this to ask legal children whether they have tits or an ass or what their pubic hair is like, under the pretence that you're just edgelording dude, just being dark.
Nobody thinks you're dark or edgy, you're just a paedophilic slob. Nobody is commenting out of anger it's just pity. Honestly? I'm disappointed that with all the vitriol reserved for a child, when adults called you out as a loser you reverted to messages like this or worthless 'K' replies. Honestly, I hoped you'd put up a fight. Like you're really fucked if even online you can only muster courage against a child, when an adult says not 'you can't', but 'this is sad', you shut down. Who is a coward online lmao, what is that. Can we get an AMA on why you can only talk back to kids online and crytype and regurgitate 4channery against adults.
1) They've been upvoted, you're forgetting this sub likes drama and I'm roasting you while you cry over the normies not liking your paedophilic mating ritual - that's drama.
2) Don't be sore about it, this is technically the most attention anyone has shown you in years. I'm practically your step-dad at this point. 'Move out you fucking loser you're ruining your mom's life!!' lol
Your constant long-winded white-knighting of a 16 year old desperately hoping she gives it up to her most goodly gentlesir defender is way more pathetic than anything u/oni-tan has posted, and that's saying something, you ridiculous babyfucker.
Are you really that devoid of empathy?
This is a 16 year old girl. A child. Yeah poke fun at her, don't try and use trauma as a weapon.
You can log off and think "probably shouldn't have said that but whatever" but what you've done has probably genuinely upset another human more than you might ever actually understand.
Change who you are, because the kind of person who can say something like that isn't worthy of love or affection, and deserves to be alone.
The only drama here is the drama that ruined your childhood and turned you into a creepy little MGTOW nihilist, positively brimming with the hot cum of feral pigs and unable to keep a meal down thanks to the perforations in your gut from relentlessly stretching your fetid hole with a homemade dildo with a green frog painted on it.
And what in the the fuck are you posting this shit for anyway? Does your 1999-level trolling need to be publicly acknowledged before the voices in your head stop calling you a ham-flavoured cunt?
Stick to the forums and boards which turned you into this parent's nightmare of a useless wanker. Believe it or not, r/RoastMe is supposed to be a good-spirited sub where the roasts are intended to be funny, it's not a place to disseminate anti-Semitic conspiracy theories or MRA rape denialism or any of your other favourite topics of discussion. Ya absolute fuckin' cunt.
The only drama here is the drama that ruined your childhood and turned you into a creepy little autistic manchild, positively brimming with the hot sperg of feral pigs and unable to keep a meal down thanks to the perforations in your gut from relentlessly stretching your fetid hole with a homemade dildo with a green frog painted on it.
And what in the the fuck are you posting this shit for anyway? Does your 1992-level trolling need to be publicly acknowledged before the voices in your head stop calling you a ham-flavoured gussy?
Stick to the forums and boards which turned you into this parent's nightmare of a useless wanker. Believe it or not, r/drama is supposed to be a good-spirited sub where the bussy is intended to be posted, it's not a place to disseminate anti-bussy conspiracy theories or ableism or any of your other favourite topics of discussion. Post bussy.
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1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Here's more of /u/jdm1891's lovely rape story in a totally appropriate subreddit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/6uve38/i_am_16_finally_old_enough_to_get_roasted_and/dlvw5zk/
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
The fact that you're calling me ugly for no reason in the post title really shows who's trying to start the drama here.
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Because I saw a picture of you and I have functioning eyes.
Maybe you have some good features. How big are your tits?
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
pretty small sorry :P
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Big ass? You're pretty chubby, you gotta have that at least.
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
ye boi
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Nice. So, focus on wearing tight yoga pants and guys will look at that instead of your face. Problem solved!
1 april9th 2017-08-20
Is there any reason in particular you're asking a legal child how big their tits and ass are. Is this the first time you've asked a legal child things like this or is it a bit of a habit with you.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-20
What the fuck is a legal child? Are you retarded? Kill yourself
1 Nubthesamurai 2017-08-20
This is r drama. You don't answer seriously here. You tell people like the guy who posted this to sticky himself to a noose.
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
I've never really been on the subreddit before sorry!
1 supergauntlet 2017-08-20
it's really simple!
be mean
hate trans people
agendapost while complaining about agendaposting
force unfunny shit memes
oh btw, post bussy.
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
It sounds... lovely.
1 supergauntlet 2017-08-20
I mean no offense but you DID post on roastme I dunno if you've got the high ground here
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
Well it's okay if being mean isn't serious, and also said person asks you to be mean.
1 supergauntlet 2017-08-20
it's not usually serious here either, OP is just one of those dipshits that didn't get the memo
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
I've met a few like him and I'm not going to lie they always post here, or incels
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Sorry, not incel. Just fucked a chubby white girl today.
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
I feel sorry for her, if she exists.
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Why? She took 10 guys loads (I shot 2 in her) then her pussy got sore.
1 Fucking_Christ 2017-08-20
Only one that's being serious here is you tbh
1 supergauntlet 2017-08-20
there's a really really fine line between "absolutely hilarious" and "trying way way way too hard" and OP crossed that line ages ago
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-20
I find it uncomfortable and rapey when circlebroke2/bp mods try to tell me where my moral barometer should be.
1 supergauntlet 2017-08-20
I haven't touched either of those subs in like a month but Not An Argument.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-20
how tf are you a mod in so many shit tier sj jew subs?
it's like a pokedex for autism related disorders
1 supergauntlet 2017-08-20
I was hating white people before it was cool
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-20
Giving a shit about mayos is letting them win
Just don't invite them to Mars and we'll be okay
1 menvaren 2017-08-20
It's rarely serious here, and I think people are enjoying you throwing shit back.
1 TinyJibble 2017-08-20
I usually upvote anyone who comes here off of a ping and makes a good faith attempt at banter.
1 DivinePrince2 2017-08-20
Some of them probably are serious, though. There's always a few.
1 Neon_needles 2017-08-20
No offense but that sounds gay as hell.
Just call him a nigger paki furry who consumes nothing but trucker jizz and Marlboro lights, imo
1 Neon_needles 2017-08-20
I will unironically dat boy on a tranny grave
1 gives-out-hugs 2017-08-20
Hey some of us oldfags love trans people, we even formed /r/dickgirls to show our love!
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-20
This right here.... This should be the new sidebar
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-08-20
Is 16 legal to fuck where you live?
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
Yes but not with you, I'd rather kill myself.
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-08-20
I'd give you a solid dicking you wouldn't forget
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
Yeah sure you keep telling yourself that.
1 ReBurnInator 2017-08-20
Yeah but disappointment isn't a great memory.
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-08-20
A memory is a memory though
1 Matues49 2017-08-20
Why just kill yourself when you can track both u/OniTan & u/DeepDickedHillybilly down and commit murder-suicide?
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Come at me, bro.
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Is your cunt as bushy as your eyebrows?
1 Fucking_Christ 2017-08-20
Read sidebar
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
fuck yourself
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Answer the question. Shaved or unshaved?
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
Why the fuck do you want to know
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Bitch, you're OK talking about the size of your tits and ass but pussy hairiness is where you draw the line?
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
The first two are pieces of information anybody could find out just by looking at me, the third is not.
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
I'm gonna say full bush. If your hair looks like that no way your cunt is better maintained.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-20
That cunt is full bush, maybe a few trimmed hairs.
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
You're way fucking worse than OP here fuck you I hope you die.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-20
Maybe I was a little hasty, that cunt clearly is completely unshaven.
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
What's with the random v in your name
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-20
Search for what kvetch stands for in google. It's not vagina btw
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
I have a suspicion that you're just an alt of /u/John_Ketch
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-20
Who is feeding you this false information lol? There's no way you would even hint at that if this was your first time here
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
I've had run ins with him and I do not like him at all. Out of everybody's username on the site his is probably one of the few I know.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-20
What did these run ins include? How did Ketch abuse you?
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
haha I like how the first thing you say ask is how he abused me. He just sent me some really bad pms and threatened to dox me haha.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-20
What did those PM say? You can tell me, I hate Ketch even more than you do
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
You gotta prove to me you're not him first.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-20
How do I do that? Ketch is a vile monster, even implying I'm like him makes me sick. He's a cyber bully puppy killer ffa
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
This pussy thing really sets you off, doesn't it? Actually, since you're a dyke you must have had girls eat you out. I may change my answer to trimmed.
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
wtf makes you think that
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
Ahh so you're stalking my comment history are you. Well I'm bisexual and I have a girlfriend.
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
You spent the whole roastme thread trying to get sympathy by complaining that you have no friends and no one likes you, yet you failed to mention you have a girlfriend.
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
Are you Jealous that I have a girlfriend and you dont?
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
Are you Jealous that I have a girlfriend and you dont?
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
Are you Jealous that I have a girlfriend and you dont?
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
What does she look like?
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
She's pretty. She looks very masculine and she's really tall(5'10) compared to me haha
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Big tits and ass? Shaved or unshaved?
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
I hope you die in the most painful way possible.
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Broken pelvis after a 3 way with you and your gf?
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
No thanks
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
K. Want to have like 6 drinks? (Rimshot)
1 jdm1891 2017-08-20
> Thinking that 6 drinks is enough to get me drunk
> Thinking that being drunk is enough to get me to find you attractive
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Sorry, I should have factored in you weight. 12 drinks.
I hear you find everyone attractive when you're sleeping.
1 Miguk_Saram 2017-08-20
Because this conversation is the closest he's ever going to get to having any kind of sexual activity with a woman.
1 ReBurnInator 2017-08-20
Now you're getting into the spirit! Great job!
1 SameGoesToYou 2017-08-20
You are one sad human being.
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-08-20
You're gonna white knight that thing? 😳
1 Miguk_Saram 2017-08-20
But is it really white knighting if the 16-year old girl is the one successfully bullying the guy?
1 april9th 2017-08-20
I'd wager he has gone after her because he has a long history of being bullied by teenage girls and thought this one would be an easy home run. Like hey, it's online, you don't even have to stand there going red and wanting to cry because you're behind a screen, what could go wrong.
Not today /u/OniTan ... your streak of being shit on the shoe of teenage girls continues, your day has not yet come.
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
K
1 april9th 2017-08-20
It's hard to write any more than that when you're crytyping am I right or am I right bud.
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
I'm typing one handed, here.
1 Miguk_Saram 2017-08-20
That's to be expected when an incel is having a cryfap.
1 _narrows 2017-08-20
Or holding a revolver to his head.
1 justcool393 2017-08-20
can you not do shit that'll get the sub in trouble. it'd also be nice to have a hint of basic human decency...
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
K
1 NoRealsOnlyFeels 2017-08-20
Normies? In MY vagine?
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-20
New here?
1 celocanth13 2017-08-20
Hyperloop yourself to a ceiling fan
1 BussySundae 2017-08-20
> Hyperloop yourself to a ceiling fan
HEY FUCKERS-
WHAM
1 nmx179 2017-08-20
Right there on the side bar, family
1 celocanth13 2017-08-20
Doesn't make it less fucking retarded especially when you talk about yourself in the title.
1 nmx179 2017-08-20
You seem a little too sensitive for this subreddit, friendo, perhaps you'd feel better in a safer space like r/subredditdrama
1 celocanth13 2017-08-20
You seem a little too retarded for this subreddit, which is saying something, perhaps society would feel better if you jumped off a bridge.
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-08-20
Nice meme
1 nmx179 2017-08-20
Do you often react with this sort of violent aggression towards people trying to help you, chum?
Maybe you need to spend a little less time on the internet and more time keeping yourself safe.
1 celocanth13 2017-08-20
munch on my hot ass
1 blacknblue12 2017-08-20
no one asked you to defend them, so i suggested you take a breather
1 pepperouchau 2017-08-20
The unwritten implication there is to post drama you're involved in when it's actually funny and not just kinda embarrassing
1 Nubthesamurai 2017-08-20
Take a 9mm selfie, OP
1 WarSanchez 2017-08-20
Too much bullet for too little brain matter.
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Too little butterfly wings.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-08-20
Is this a vampire world?
1 blacknblue12 2017-08-20
not how i would spend a sunday
1 TinyJibble 2017-08-20
NORMANS GET OUT RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
1 blacknblue12 2017-08-20
this isnt pol....go fuck yourself
1 TinyJibble 2017-08-20
Why do normies accept that a 10/10 guy can get women no matter what, but they refuse to accept the opposite?
Notice how any time an incel makes a fake dating profile with a more attractive pic, all of a sudden his personality no longer repulses women. In fact, women flood his inbox.
Normans explain this by saying a guy who's attractive can be a criminal and still get laid. Okay. Then why is it so crazy to think the exact opposite is also true? If a guy is so ugly, no matter what he does, he's rejected left and right, and his only chance is to be a betabux. We're talking super ugly here, like 1/10, 2/10 territory, not your random bald guy or 5'7 guy you see with a wife (who probably gives him starfish sex anyway).
If a male model can be a child rapist and still easily get women, why is it not possible that a subhuman male receives the opposite treatment?
1 ieatpussy69 2017-08-20
I've been smoking, meditating, incense burning, music playing. I've been thinking about women. You are all so beautiful and peaceful. Your bodies and curves are not only sexually beautiful but spiritually. I want to thank all women who smile and bring joy and peace to us. I'm in love with women and you all have my love. Thanks to all you beautiful, sexy goddesses that bring me peace. Your motherly instincts, soft skin, warm embrace. You are all beautiful and you all have my respect and kindest love. :)
1 TinyJibble 2017-08-20
Is it a coincidence that most successful people are NOT incels?
People who are very successful in their fields are often married or have girlfriends. Wether their field is music, sports or sciences, top tier professionals have healthy sex lives.
Why is that? Because sex is a primary need. Many normies say that it is not because you won't die if you don't fuck(which is true) but still there are other consequences. The psychological problems caused by the lack of intimacy and sexual validation will eat you up from the inside and reduce your quality of life.
Imagine yourself as a building. Food, water, social and sex life are its framework. Without those, no matter how hard you try, your building will always crumble since it lacks support. The components for the framework are not all equally important (water is more important than food and food is more important than sex) but you need all of them in order to achieve a stable structure that can be developed further upon.
The whole "focus on your goals, become successful and women will come" just doesn't work for us. You might be able to achieve some breakthrough but you will always be outclassed by a sexually active human because he is able to reach his maximun potential since he isn't held back by his needs.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-08-20
You've been invited to moderate /r/AngloSaxon
1 Discord_Dancing 2017-08-20
/u/OniTan this is bad, even for you.
1 mehforeverybody 2017-08-20
OP, stop posting bullshit. We don't need another radical legbeard running around, apologize to her before she turns into one.
Now on to you, young lady. Don't listen to OP, he's just mad that nobody asked him on a date when he was 16, even, as he puts it - "ugly girls" Don't let actions like these become a catalyst for legbeardiness.
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Which reminds me. Incels are gonna be so mad. /u/jdm1891 got laid without even trying.
1 april9th 2017-08-20
Just as a heads up, having spent a pretty decent amount of time online, your consistently dogged hounding of a 16yo goes down as one of the most pathetic displays I've seen online. You are seriously desperately sad lmao.
You know how you posted this to a sub that lives for drama and fights, and you got downvoted and called a loser who should kill yourself - that's an unfiltered opinion on how you are acting towards a kid. Maybe like, take heed.
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Shouldn't you be running over Israelis?
1 april9th 2017-08-20
No I don't believe in that actually and from trawling through my comments you will never find that said.
We're actually dealing with the issue of you going out of your way to really vindictively harass a child. Do you do this irl? The degree of venom in your comments makes me think you're the sort to follow a 16yo around a mall. How old are you to be effectively stalking someone that's legally a child? Seeing as you've made a point of posting a child outside of the roast they agreed to to get even more hate, we can assume.
You sound like you've got a screw loose if with zero comedic zest involved you think taunting a kid when they say they were raped is a 'roast'. And then posting it to another sub hoping other people jump on them too. Looking for back-up against a child? Just seems like you want to attack underage girls imo.
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Call the cyber police then tip your fedora. M'lady will surely bang you now.
1 april9th 2017-08-20
I don't want to fuck children, that's what divides me, calling you a freak, and you, pursuing a child online trying to emotionally break them down.
The fact you'd even bring into this sleeping with a 16yo like it's normal says more about your wants and desires - and frustrations - than it zings me. That wouldn't leave most people's mouths yet it leaves yours, only because to you that'd be a rational thought process.
You're not very good at this, are you. Do you think on some level you posted that shit to her roast in order to get roasted yourself. If you're getting off to this tell me now so I can stop replying, I'm not aiding your hate-wank.
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Ask her if you can lick her friend's cum out of her pussy, cuck.
1 april9th 2017-08-20
I see you've reverted to a sort of primordial 4chan. Do you think these sorts of comments are 'visceral' and will make anyone baulk. I don't care, it's a meaningless image that will never happen.
You know what isn't a meaningless image that will happen? Your parents will die fully and totally disappointed in the time and money wasted bringing you into this world. Apologies if either or both are already dead - augment that to they did die fully and totally disappointed in you.
Who is the cuck here? You want to pursue children irl but can't because ultimately regardless of illegality or immorality you're a coward, so you take opportunities like this to ask legal children whether they have tits or an ass or what their pubic hair is like, under the pretence that you're just edgelording dude, just being dark.
Nobody thinks you're dark or edgy, you're just a paedophilic slob. Nobody is commenting out of anger it's just pity. Honestly? I'm disappointed that with all the vitriol reserved for a child, when adults called you out as a loser you reverted to messages like this or worthless 'K' replies. Honestly, I hoped you'd put up a fight. Like you're really fucked if even online you can only muster courage against a child, when an adult says not 'you can't', but 'this is sad', you shut down. Who is a coward online lmao, what is that. Can we get an AMA on why you can only talk back to kids online and crytype and regurgitate 4channery against adults.
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Write a few more novel length comments, please.
1 april9th 2017-08-20
Everything I said is true and you don't have a single thing to say to it. Cry more.
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
Needs 6 more paragraphs nobody but you will ever read.
1 april9th 2017-08-20
1) They've been upvoted, you're forgetting this sub likes drama and I'm roasting you while you cry over the normies not liking your paedophilic mating ritual - that's drama.
2) Don't be sore about it, this is technically the most attention anyone has shown you in years. I'm practically your step-dad at this point. 'Move out you fucking loser you're ruining your mom's life!!' lol
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
LMAO
1 nmx179 2017-08-20
LMAO at you actually believing this.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-20
LMAO you roasted yourself dude, this is spergy on another level
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-08-20
Lol @ him for thinking you're an adult, tbh
1 nmx179 2017-08-20
Your constant long-winded white-knighting of a 16 year old desperately hoping she gives it up to her most goodly gentlesir defender is way more pathetic than anything u/oni-tan has posted, and that's saying something, you ridiculous babyfucker.
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
There's no hyphen in my name.
1 SpotNL 2017-08-20
You're right, the person who spends his sunday spiting a child is better then the guy saying it is retarded.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-08-20
Why are you saying that like you're being sarcastic?
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-20
Go to /r/subredditdrama immediately and think about what you posted here.
You should be fucking ashamed of yourself. This is disgusting. Keep yourself safe.
1 menvaren 2017-08-20
This is fucked up, Oni.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-20
Yeah, I like my drama with a extra side of fucked up
1 menvaren 2017-08-20
This was bad, even for us.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-20
I like drama like this, we're living on the edge. It starts some actual drama and fighting unlike when 90% of us are agreeing and circlejerking.
tbh i gotta even the numbers so i'm gonna bat for /u/onitan
1 supergauntlet 2017-08-20
CONSTANT
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-20
WHERE IS MY FLAIR?
1 supergauntlet 2017-08-20
idk bother /u/comedicsans or something
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-20
Jeez, if you hadn't pinged me I wouldn't have noticed this shitshow. What kind of degenerate fuck-up is /u/Onitan? Lmao.
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
The only interesting mod is /u/snallygaster tbqh.
1 ComedicSans 2017-08-20
Is that because you think she's a 16-year-old girl?
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
She said she's in her 20's. I still think she's cute tho, even if that is a little old for me.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-20
/u/snallygaster has to be in her forties, no 20 year old actually gives a shit about usenet tbh
1 snallygaster 2017-08-20
Rude!
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
(Onitan winks)
1 NoRealsOnlyFeels 2017-08-20
OwO what's this?
1 WeWuzKANG5 2017-08-20
Some really creepy flirting going on ITT. Loving it.
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1 OniTan 2017-08-20
np. REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
1 dramabeanxd 2017-08-20
Are you really that devoid of empathy? This is a 16 year old girl. A child. Yeah poke fun at her, don't try and use trauma as a weapon. You can log off and think "probably shouldn't have said that but whatever" but what you've done has probably genuinely upset another human more than you might ever actually understand. Change who you are, because the kind of person who can say something like that isn't worthy of love or affection, and deserves to be alone.
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
My balls are devoid of cum.
1 dramabeanxd 2017-08-20
hehe xd, senpai can you roast me btw
1 OniTan 2017-08-20
You look like a fat Hank Hill.
Do you still have to sit down to piss, or did you get a fake dick?
1 dramabeanxd 2017-08-20
I can't see my dick so I miss some times
1 Unruly_tism 2017-08-20
He posted on r/drama
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-20
nigga what is that?
1 chumlies 2017-08-20
The only drama here is the drama that ruined your childhood and turned you into a creepy little MGTOW nihilist, positively brimming with the hot cum of feral pigs and unable to keep a meal down thanks to the perforations in your gut from relentlessly stretching your fetid hole with a homemade dildo with a green frog painted on it.
And what in the the fuck are you posting this shit for anyway? Does your 1999-level trolling need to be publicly acknowledged before the voices in your head stop calling you a ham-flavoured cunt?
Stick to the forums and boards which turned you into this parent's nightmare of a useless wanker. Believe it or not, r/RoastMe is supposed to be a good-spirited sub where the roasts are intended to be funny, it's not a place to disseminate anti-Semitic conspiracy theories or MRA rape denialism or any of your other favourite topics of discussion. Ya absolute fuckin' cunt.
1 do0rkn0b 2017-08-20
The only drama here is the drama that ruined your childhood and turned you into a creepy little autistic manchild, positively brimming with the hot sperg of feral pigs and unable to keep a meal down thanks to the perforations in your gut from relentlessly stretching your fetid hole with a homemade dildo with a green frog painted on it.
And what in the the fuck are you posting this shit for anyway? Does your 1992-level trolling need to be publicly acknowledged before the voices in your head stop calling you a ham-flavoured gussy?
Stick to the forums and boards which turned you into this parent's nightmare of a useless wanker. Believe it or not, r/drama is supposed to be a good-spirited sub where the bussy is intended to be posted, it's not a place to disseminate anti-bussy conspiracy theories or ableism or any of your other favourite topics of discussion. Post bussy.
1 J_tt 2017-08-20
Hey guys, I'm a mod from Roastme.
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