I'll have you know my girlfriend is super neat and likes Usenet drama from 1992 and has a really cool cat suit and let me touch her boobie when I said the Cavs are the greatest team is the history of basketball.
but it's not fair .. i know a woman who is a total looser and. she is 32 and lives with her mom and she works a couple hours a week as a baby sitter .. so she earn very little .. yet she can have fun because she is wanted by many guys even if she is average looking ... instead an average guy that maybe works in a factory and makes much more than a baby sitter is always alone .. in clubs nobody needs him and it's despised by women who want someone with better job
instead an average guy that maybe works in a factory and makes much more than a baby sitter is always alone .. in clubs nobody needs him and it's despised by women who want someone with better job
really though why are women so wanted and treated like queens just because they have a vagina and nobody wants men so they are forced to be needy and on the chase like hungry starving dogs ?
Thanks, always a pleasure to entertain the crowd. ;) And yes, we started talking in PM.
Tbh, I enjoy the irony of me starting a conversation with a woman on a post complaining about how unattainable and picky women are. I doubt there will be anything more than a nice discussion with her, nor do I wish to inflict further distress to /u/deripok . I think mocking or belittling people in his situation will just deepen the gap and make fighting sexism and intolerance in general harder. Yet... well it's really satisfactory to somewhat prove him wrong just by simply being nice, confident and outgoing.
PS: Am I getting banned from some subs for replying to this post btw?
I kind of figured that out, but then I had a choice: getting pissy and defensive, or double down on my little show. And since I chose the latter I'm having a friendly conversation with a stranger instead of bickering and looking like an insecure jock.
I'm strongly extrovert so I talk with a lot of people, men and women. Sometimes the conversation fizzles out because we realize we don't click, sometimes it continues. I imagine this question wasn't innocent and you have a follow up remark, am I correct?
None yet, but who know, /r/offmychest bans people for posting on /r/tumblrinaction so anything is possible. This sub seems based on poking fun at individuals, both on reddit and outside, so I wouldn't have been surprised if it was caught in some inter-subs war.
they'll probably add us to the list eventually, but presumably you're safe for now
oh and i just wanted to see if my hunch was right. i used to find it quite easy to tell how successful a guy was with women by the way he interacts/flirts with them, but i'm getting a little rusty these days
You're trying to figure out if I have conversation behind the bravado?
Well, if you want to know, I met a few women through reddit in the past few month, had great fun talk online but distance is a bitch and I'm not in a point of my life I could romance someone on the other side of the globe. RL... well I don't like nightclubs so it's a matter of creating opportunities to meet new people. I'm planning to push my social circle a bit further but I don't want to spread myself too thin either. All in all, I'm not in a hurry. I know I'm awesome, not because of my track records with women but because of my actions and principles, and I'll eventually meet someone to be awesome together.
u/deripok I'm going to let you in on a little secret. The reason you're not having sex is because women find you unattractive.
First off, you reek of the cologne Desparatíon and no woman likes the scent of that shit. They know you'll be a huge disappointment in bed; that's why you wear a condom so when you cum after three seconds of being in her, you can eat her out without licking up your own cum.
Secondly, "the chase" you don't like usually applies to getting into a serious relationship with a woman. Most of the time there is no chase and she's just not interested in you. Drop your incel bullshit and try talking to a girl like you don't care about getting with her.
Thirdly, you don't have to be good looking to be attractive, you just have to be halfway interesting. Pull your head out of your ass and maybe you'll notice other women who want to date you before they'll sleep with you.
Thirdly, you don't have to be good looking to be attractive, you just have to be halfway interesting. Pull your head out of your ass and maybe you'll notice other women who want to date you before they'll sleep with you.
Imagine being so ugly you actually have to rationalize this.
52 comments
1 AntifaSarqueefian 2017-08-21
This is why we need PATRICIDE.
1 NoRealsOnlyFeels 2017-08-21
Shut up and post front hole
1 subpoutine 2017-08-21
Soliciting gussy will get you banned, bruh.
1 NoRealsOnlyFeels 2017-08-21
I just want to see some sweet, sweet front hole.
1 subpoutine 2017-08-21
/u/HodorTheDoorHolder, please ban.
1 NoRealsOnlyFeels 2017-08-21
You're just mad because no woman would every let you see her fart bag
1 subpoutine 2017-08-21
I'll have you know my girlfriend is super neat and likes Usenet drama from 1992 and has a really cool cat suit and let me touch her boobie when I said the Cavs are the greatest team is the history of basketball.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-08-21
Living the fucking dream.
1 pepperouchau 2017-08-21
Wtf hands off her you chad
1 skivian 2017-08-21
Isn't it unethical to date sub functional retards?
1 AntifaSarqueefian 2017-08-21
Excuse me Sir, this is a "Back Hole Only Zone".
1 NoRealsOnlyFeels 2017-08-21
Are you jealous of your lack of front hole. The superior sex has a front and back hole for maximum efficiency.
#KillAllMen
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-08-21
FRONT HOLE!
FRONT HOLE!
FRONT HOLE!
1 snallygaster 2017-08-21
Don't men have a front hole too? Where do they pee from?? 🤷
1 aqouta 2017-08-21
It comes out of the pores.
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-21
delicious
1 SnapshillBot 2017-08-21
Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.
Snapshots:
I am a bot. (Info / Contact)
1 youcanteatbullets 2017-08-21
Fucking uncanny
1 Neon_needles 2017-08-21
"Sigh... why can't I have all that cock..."
1 cimarafa 2017-08-21
Aren't the overwhelming majority of people, including actual losers, in relationships?
1 XavGrav 2017-08-21
Who was OP talking about here?
1 Neon_needles 2017-08-21
He tried to hook up with a babysitter two doors down by talking about his sweet job at the PepsiCo bottling plant.
Alas, she was not impressed.
1 tot22 2017-08-21
/u/deripok getting laid isn't hard lmao.
1 TSA_Precheck 2017-08-21
Haha yeah dude I have sexual intercourse with lots of females regularly too lol haha
1 tot22 2017-08-21
aw, buddy :(
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2017-08-21
Fucking disgusting bruh
1 Thulean-Dragon 2017-08-21
http://i.imgur.com/Uu657O8.jpg
1 _something_478 2017-08-21
r/incels is leaking
1 TenGallonBat 2017-08-21
Lmao how can all those people get so triggered at a few terribly typed posts by a teenager Pajeet?
1 Tony_AbbottPBUH 2017-08-21
i hope some muslim will run you over
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-21
pajeenager
1 newcomer_ts 2017-08-21
New copypasta?
1 Tony_AbbottPBUH 2017-08-21
must be nice being born with a front hole and always mate without efforts
1 ay_what_up 2017-08-21
that's a lame copypasta
1 Tony_AbbottPBUH 2017-08-21
really though why are women so wanted and treated like queens just because they have a vagina and nobody wants men so they are forced to be needy and on the chase like hungry starving dogs ?
1 doughboy011 2017-08-21
Reeeee
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-08-21
To improve the species
1 snallygaster 2017-08-21
Because life sucks and is unfair. Deal with the hand you've been given.
1 TinyJibble 2017-08-21
I suggest looking in a mirror.
1 nomad1c 2017-08-21
/u/MrAkaziel attempt's at flirting are the real highlight of that thread
1 MrAkaziel 2017-08-21
Thanks, always a pleasure to entertain the crowd. ;) And yes, we started talking in PM.
Tbh, I enjoy the irony of me starting a conversation with a woman on a post complaining about how unattainable and picky women are. I doubt there will be anything more than a nice discussion with her, nor do I wish to inflict further distress to /u/deripok . I think mocking or belittling people in his situation will just deepen the gap and make fighting sexism and intolerance in general harder. Yet... well it's really satisfactory to somewhat prove him wrong just by simply being nice, confident and outgoing.
PS: Am I getting banned from some subs for replying to this post btw?
1 GDJT 2017-08-21
Only if you are lucky.
1 MrAkaziel 2017-08-21
Damn, it's better worth attentionwhoring here then.
1 nomad1c 2017-08-21
i'll be honest, i may have said that sarcastically
do you find your conversations with women tend to go nowhere and fizzle out a lot?
1 MrAkaziel 2017-08-21
I kind of figured that out, but then I had a choice: getting pissy and defensive, or double down on my little show. And since I chose the latter I'm having a friendly conversation with a stranger instead of bickering and looking like an insecure jock.
I'm strongly extrovert so I talk with a lot of people, men and women. Sometimes the conversation fizzles out because we realize we don't click, sometimes it continues. I imagine this question wasn't innocent and you have a follow up remark, am I correct?
None yet, but who know, /r/offmychest bans people for posting on /r/tumblrinaction so anything is possible. This sub seems based on poking fun at individuals, both on reddit and outside, so I wouldn't have been surprised if it was caught in some inter-subs war.
1 nomad1c 2017-08-21
they'll probably add us to the list eventually, but presumably you're safe for now
oh and i just wanted to see if my hunch was right. i used to find it quite easy to tell how successful a guy was with women by the way he interacts/flirts with them, but i'm getting a little rusty these days
1 MrAkaziel 2017-08-21
You're trying to figure out if I have conversation behind the bravado?
Well, if you want to know, I met a few women through reddit in the past few month, had great fun talk online but distance is a bitch and I'm not in a point of my life I could romance someone on the other side of the globe. RL... well I don't like nightclubs so it's a matter of creating opportunities to meet new people. I'm planning to push my social circle a bit further but I don't want to spread myself too thin either. All in all, I'm not in a hurry. I know I'm awesome, not because of my track records with women but because of my actions and principles, and I'll eventually meet someone to be awesome together.
1 explohd 2017-08-21
u/deripok I'm going to let you in on a little secret. The reason you're not having sex is because women find you unattractive.
First off, you reek of the cologne Desparatíon and no woman likes the scent of that shit. They know you'll be a huge disappointment in bed; that's why you wear a condom so when you cum after three seconds of being in her, you can eat her out without licking up your own cum.
Secondly, "the chase" you don't like usually applies to getting into a serious relationship with a woman. Most of the time there is no chase and she's just not interested in you. Drop your incel bullshit and try talking to a girl like you don't care about getting with her.
Thirdly, you don't have to be good looking to be attractive, you just have to be halfway interesting. Pull your head out of your ass and maybe you'll notice other women who want to date you before they'll sleep with you.
1 GDJT 2017-08-21
Talk more about front holes. Everyone loves front holes.
1 aqouta 2017-08-21
Imagine being so ugly you actually have to rationalize this.
1 OniTan 2017-08-21
Will there be good animals?
1 aqouta 2017-08-21
This is just sad.