r/drama: "My cat has better communication skills than you and a better understanding of the subject."

"My cat has better communication skills than you and a better understanding of the subject."

28 2017-08-21 by goofylimp

7 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2017-08-21

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1 mehforeverybody 2017-08-21

Dogs are better pets, but kitten in the picture is cute. I would imagine that to our pets we look like complete idiots and this cat is looking at you anf me and thinking " Humans are twats".

1 aliceunknown 2017-08-21

Cats are manipulative little bastards who use their unearthly cuteness to control our wee human brains. It's all a massive conspiracy to get extra lunch.

1 pvijay187 2017-08-21

(((cats)))

1 toynbeeidea16 2017-08-21

I have no illusions that if I die alone in my house, my cats will eat me pretty quickly.

I still like them though, because its fun to have their attention, and sometime they catch mice.

1 ThatMormonMike 2017-08-21

I like cats, they make challenging targets.

1 realShitAtUsernames 2017-08-21

I love retards fighting each other