The eclipse was pretty stupid. Who cares is a stupid rock went in front of another giant molten rock. But let's talk about what's actually important here. How do we know the sun is actually hot? I think it's actually pretty cold. I don't know anyone who's ever been close enough to the sun to prove me wrong.
Last time we had an eclipse, we were under Carter's regime. This time, it's Trump. Do you think it's a coincidence? I think not. Whenever we have a bad president, an eclipse happened.
The next eclipse is in 2024, I wonder who we are going to get. Is Paul Ryan going to man up and run, or the Clintons just can't understand the concept of "no means no"? Is Lying Ted going to shed his skin and become our first lizard president, or the progressives will get Warren to run and gives us our first Native AmericanTM president?
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-08-21
Jews did this
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1 PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-08-21
Fucking hell bot lmao
1 _narrows 2017-08-21
Good bot
1 DeadMetalKiller 2017-08-21
Goy bot
1 cheers_grills 2017-08-21
We don't talk about it.
1 IAmWithName 2017-08-21
You know too much.
1 LemonScore 2017-08-21
SnapshillBot - never afraid to name the Jew
1 oldmanunderthetree 2017-08-21
I knew it all along but they didn't believe me when I said to ignore the hype over the Solar Jew
1 JasonJewnova 2017-08-21
This is cool and all but where the birds at son?
1 nameuser4321 2017-08-21
They can't fly now
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-08-21
you ran out of birds didn't you?
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-08-21
Imagine the eclipse is actually a bird's eye with white feathers around the eye, and this is a closeup.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-08-21
Not enough. we need more birds to make drama great again
1 makes_people_cringe 2017-08-21
The eclipse was gay and boring. I used the gay glasses and it was dumb
1 aj_thenoob 2017-08-21
It was boring but cool to see everyone outside.
1 wootfatigue 2017-08-21
I was in court and only saw fat people.
1 Jukk 2017-08-21
Fat enough to block out the sun?
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-08-21
So does this qualify as a bussy post?
1 snallygaster 2017-08-21
Who else /stareddirectlyattheeclipse/ here?
1 NecessaryPiglet 2017-08-21
it's one way to never have to look at usenet drama again
1 eufouric 2017-08-21
I used my telescope and phone to record it but I missed the last seconds of it because the controls on the telscope are shit aaaaa.
got some good pictures tho.
1 glmox 2017-08-21
http://i.imgur.com/C6wx85B.jpg
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-08-21
Someone paid money to license Gotham to use on this. Let that sink in.
1 Pablopubes 2017-08-21
The eclipse was pretty stupid. Who cares is a stupid rock went in front of another giant molten rock. But let's talk about what's actually important here. How do we know the sun is actually hot? I think it's actually pretty cold. I don't know anyone who's ever been close enough to the sun to prove me wrong.
1 keroro1454 2017-08-21
This is more retarded than your belief that the sun is cold
1 Pablopubes 2017-08-21
How do you know it isn't rock? Smart guy.
1 keroro1454 2017-08-21
oh dang ur rite
1 Notthehalf 2017-08-21
Finally posted your bussy hole did you?
1 aldezar 2017-08-21
i dont trust the eclipse. this is how the skeleton war starts.
1 take_a_dumpling 2017-08-21
SHIT! I totally forgot about this. Now I'll never get to kill superman.
1 Pepperglue 2017-08-21
Last time we had an eclipse, we were under Carter's regime. This time, it's Trump. Do you think it's a coincidence? I think not. Whenever we have a bad president, an eclipse happened.
The next eclipse is in 2024, I wonder who we are going to get. Is Paul Ryan going to man up and run, or the Clintons just can't understand the concept of "no means no"? Is Lying Ted going to shed his skin and become our first lizard president, or the progressives will get Warren to run and gives us our first Native AmericanTM president?
1 Thesixithoffoot 2017-08-21
This is agenda posting for big sun