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You'd be angry too if your husband was gay.

LOL, she accuses someone of being passive aggressive while calling them cute and adorable.

I R O N N Y

When people on high positions use LOL....

This is so sad. Like bitch, you married into a life where you can just wear dresses all day and go to fancy balls and shit. And yet here you are, on Instagram, manually effortposting.

💪😗You're adorably out of touch.

🍆💦😘

it's fab

Which is funny b.c her "memoir" is currently being roasted for being not so adorably out of touch.

It's easy to be successful. Just follow a few simple steps;

1) Be hot

2) Be female

3) Marry an old rich guy

4) Have sex in the dark for the rest of your life

5) Enjoy the wealth you acquired through sucking dick your own hard work.

And yet here you are, on Instagram, manually effortposting.

That's a good idea btw, that rich people should realize that manual shitposting is bad. It also gives a watertight excuse for any sort of accidents, "Oh, it was my shitposter, I fired him and got a new one already".

BUT THE NEW GAME OF THRONES WASN'T "FAB", IT FUCKING SUCKED!!!

White people were a mistake.

I thought it was entertaining, just batshit crazy and completely unrealistic. Just like all of the Trump administrations plans.

Look man, I don't care how wild this ride gets at this point, I'm stickin' with it, but holy shit some of this stuff is retarded:

"AND THEN HE'LL THROW A MAGIC ICE SPEAR AND THE DRAGON WILL ESPLODE"

"AND THEN THEY'LL PULL THE DRAGON OUT OF THE ICE WITH MASSIVE FUCKING CHAINS, AND HIS EYES WILL TURN BLUE"

"AND THEN WE'LL BUILD A GIANT WALL ACROSS THE BORDER BETWEEN MEXICO AND AMERICA"

Nah man. Night King had to have some anti-dragon shit up his sleeve otherwise the final battle would've been dragons just lighting shit on fire.

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLOT HOLES

Eh, tbf getting that job probably requires you to do a lot of child fucking while letting the jews watch and record you. That cant be pleasant.

Yeah those jews really creep me out

my sides

That’s strange, they creep out my entire bod

ya stretched it a bit thin there

Damn, treasury secretary really fucking out of his class

I guess money does make your dick longer

GIS is showing me a woman who has had some very obvious, very bad plastic surgery to cling to her fading youth, so I'm not sure what you're on about

Is that the wife from House of Cards?

Not enuf neck hole

Yikes, she's only 36.

Yikes

#elbows2pointy

All the plastic makes her look like a 50 year old trying to look 30. But i am judging off that one pic.

More like #tooplastic4me

in all seriousness why is her neck like that

In all seriousness how about you fucking leave my waifu alone.

your waifu is SHIT!! get outta here!!!

Auto-erotic asphyxiation is like any other hard drug. You either OD or you build up a tolerance. Heroin users get shakey veins and Auts(as I affectionately call them) get those bulging neck muscles.

Then they inevitably die alone in a dark room to be discovered by local neighborhood kids.

brain damage from being choked out or being high as fuck both explain her overdramatic reaction tbh

Same tbh

I thought the same thing!!!! She looks at least 42.

definitely thought "what the hell? She looks pretty good for being late 40s, early 50s. Imagine what 25 year old Farrah Abraham will look like. I mean she's already a plastic fuckpiece but she's gonna be bogdanoff level by 35.

I just realized who Steve Mnunchin reminds me of.

She looks like every basic white girl with rich parents ever.

Well, isn't she a bit of a cunt.

that 40 year old black man comment was /r/cringeanarchy

/r/AsABlackman

just a working man and a striving entrepreneur

If you have a day job, you're not an entrepreneur. My barista's not a screenwriter, either.

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Money didn't buy you brains. Spell check you famous idiot! Hunanity?