>not covering them in honey and dropping them in a dune sized ant hill for 20 minutes then suspending them above the hill in the sun and dunking them again once ever 2 hours until dead.
Scaphism, also known as the boats, was an ancient Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death. The name comes from the Greek σκάφη, skáphe, meaning "anything scooped (or hollowed) out". It entailed trapping the victim inside two boats, feeding and covering them with milk and honey, and allowing them to fester and be devoured by vermin.
Head Executioner: "Well we're the firing squad, but we like to see our target to show we're not such bad guys, we like to have a laugh! Now is there anywhere you'd like us to aim?"
Blackadder: "How about three or four inches above my head?"
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-08-22
This, but unironically.
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1 pepperouchau 2017-08-22
>no mayocide quote
You're slipping, snappy
1 WarSanchez 2017-08-22
This is why we should have never got rid of firing squads.
1 pepperouchau 2017-08-22
>not gas chambers
Why are you so soft on crime?
1 aqouta 2017-08-22
>not covering them in honey and dropping them in a dune sized ant hill for 20 minutes then suspending them above the hill in the sun and dunking them again once ever 2 hours until dead.
1 WarSanchez 2017-08-22
I really gotta study up on my old time punishments, reading your post gave me a justice boner.
1 80BAIT08 2017-08-22
Look up the brazen bull.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-22
I CAN ONLY GET ERRECT SO MUCH!
1 Wordshark 2017-08-22
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
1 WikiTextBot 2017-08-22
Scaphism
Scaphism, also known as the boats, was an ancient Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death. The name comes from the Greek σκάφη, skáphe, meaning "anything scooped (or hollowed) out". It entailed trapping the victim inside two boats, feeding and covering them with milk and honey, and allowing them to fester and be devoured by vermin.
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1 scatmunchies 2017-08-22
They're still legal in Utah, but the condemned person has to choose it.
1 Randydandy69 2017-08-22
Firing squads are way more humane than lethal injections or hanging.
It's literally over in a flash.
1 WarSanchez 2017-08-22
Not of you knee cap em with a .22 and finish them off with a roll of quarters in a sock.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-08-22
You'd need a bigger caliber than .22. I could probably still walk after getting hit with that pea-shot
1 Thhueros 2017-08-22
Browning .50 cal
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-08-22
Ok well my leg is now gone from the hip. Thanks bud
1 Whaddaulookinat 2017-08-22
Head Executioner: "Well we're the firing squad, but we like to see our target to show we're not such bad guys, we like to have a laugh! Now is there anywhere you'd like us to aim?"
Blackadder: "How about three or four inches above my head?"
1 yesiamcorrect 2017-08-22
u/whatsupcuzo how big is your dong? Follow up question: on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being very and 10 being extremely, how much do you like bussy?
1 frozenflameinthewind 2017-08-22
I too would like to know the answer to this question
1 transgender_vampire 2017-08-22
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-22
how come no pedophiles are black? 👄