Brave soldiers in the war against virginity find their new hero. SIT DOWN, ELLIOT, YOU'VE BEEN DETHRONED

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Sometimes you gotta put a women in her place

Using Harry Potter instead of Nobita to refer a guy with spectacles

It's current year, come on!

Who? Don't tell me this is some kinda weeb shit again.

Doraemon is normie tier shit

The best part is that those girls will likely go on to live happy, productive lives after this, and boy will lose his virginity in jail.

lucky guy tbh

Why don't they ever idolize rapists? In France, there was a dude who went on a spree of 7 murders (whom he also raped beforehand), and a lot of other rapes.

Once in jail he found a (cute) 23 yo girlfriend, and he's getting out soon.

At least a murdering rapist won't blow his load in 1 second like an incel would. Can't blame the ladies.

It's not just incels who do that :/

Can confirm, i have cam in cuntdestroyer8000's room

We do, just not openly on reddit to avoid getting banned.

Come on, it's not technically worse than Elliot Rodger. But /r/incels is pretty tame lately. To be fair the real crazy was on /r/truecels and /r/incelabode

The really crazy fact is that they can look into the mirror and not immediately kill themselves out of overwhelming shame.

I am still angry that truecels was quarantined. Only place I have ever been able to fully speak my mind. I guess you drama posters were not to blame since you enjoyed having things to mock and laugh at. Was probably the landwhales at SRS that bullied the admins into silencing us.

/r/drama laughs at everyone, but we'd never want any place to get closed, especially not one that gives us so much fodder!

My money is on /r/thebluepill.

Let's be honest, though - you're subhuman and should be exterminated

Right back at you buddy boyo

Man, and you're a racist, too?

Can't be racist against non humans

You're the subhuman, tho.

/u/Cruelcel are you saying we need to reclassify your species? I had you under "almost human" but sounds like you might qualify for subhuman.

Do you normies ever cease your exasperating attempts at being clever?

Exasperating is a big word for a subhuman

unironic use of normie

Below even subhuman 2bh

>greentext quotation style with no meme arrow

>not comprehending the fact that subhuman is a set that includes everything below human so there's no going below it

Sorry, you don't meet the intelligence requirements for this conversation. Have a nice day.

At least I meet the requirements to get laid

Why say mayo in such a roundabout way?

when it comes to demographics i prefer extra mayo and hold the nog, also no kebab pls.

Having genetically superior specimens around just highlights your inferiority, huh?

Nah, that would happen anywhere, but in an all white society at least no one is chimping out on punlic transit

No wonder you're an incel - your inferiority complex is overwhelmingly obvious. Not remotely attractive.

Typical normans

"Lol ur genetically inferior, admit it"

"Yes I am, and?"

"Wtf stop acting genetically inferior its disgusting"

You're not accepting your inferiority, though, or you'd be dead.

Thanks, i hope you kill yourself too

I'm saying you should cease living by some means, and I'm largely indifferent about the particulars.

weasel words

Not really. You should die, and I don't actually care how it happens.

weasel words, lack of conviction, lying to yourself, attempting to bully people over the internet into suicide in some weird extremist form of virtue signalling... all the check boxes on the normie list have been crossed! congratulations, you're thoroughly uninteresting.

Ok, but it'd be best if you ceased living.

Normans are so uncreative. "Kill yourself". 2000 wants its memes back. Whats next "I hope you get cancer"?

Ok, but you should stop being alive now.

Doesn't even have the balls to come out and say "kill yourself"

Are you scared of losing all your internet points or something? Lmao

Ok, but you should stop consuming resources entirely.

this but unironically

So do you look like Harry Potter too?

I wish.

Harry x Ron or Harry x Malfoy?

Answer right or you get the reeeee.

harry x malfoy

how is this even a question

The hatesex makes it just that much hotter.

Harry x Cedric necro you vanilla fucks

I tried to measure your degeneracy level and my scouter blew up.

take me now

Was probably the landwhales at SRS that bullied the admins into silencing us.

No doubt. I really don't give a shit. I barely even believe that other people are real, and that all of this isn't reality nonsense isn't some kind of elaborate prison meant to contain me in some way. I literally don't give a shit what you and yours do, and don't really give a shit about anything but what would get in the way of my experience with this all.

Enjoy all of the raping and murdering.

wait does quarantining actually do something now?

and yeah i'm sad about truecels too, that place was horrifying

i'm sad

Here's a picture/gif of a cat, hopefully it'll cheer you up :).


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lol fuck those niggas

Ah, that makes sense.

Still, I'd just go with a hooker. Maybe if the hookers won't fuck you, then go on to rape. Who the hell am I to judge? I hang out in /r/drama FFS.

Why not both

What's a serial rapist that's known as much as Ted Bundy or others?

He got the maximum penalty in France (life with the possibility of parole after 22 years, he might get out in 5 or 6 years).

He was known in France because when he killed it took a long time to catch him, he got a lot of media attention (plus all the speculation whether it was a lone rapist, several ones, copycats...).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Georges

Guy Georges

Guy Georges (born Guy Rampillon, 15 October 1962) is a French serial killer, dubbed "The Beast of the Bastille", who was convicted of murdering seven women between 1991 and 1997.


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the serial killrapist is gonna make parole?

Hasn't Manson had parole hearings already? Or will do soon? I think he's been a good inmate (enough to make parole), but his public declarations and reputation mean no parole board will ever risk letting him out.

but his public declarations and reputation mean no parole board will ever risk letting him out

🤔🤔

Manson is now an old guy who litteraly never killed anybody. But he enjoyed his reputation. You can't declare you're the devil to the press every 6 months and get a swastika tattoo on your forehead and pretend you're rehabilitated.

Although it's likely those things will get more and more acceptable in the next few months, if things continue going the same way in the USA.

Thanks for the new anime_smug_face.jpeg

He looks almost as rapey as he really is.

Once in jail he found a (cute) 23 yo girlfriend, and he's getting out soon.

Fucking french...

Serial killers in the USA have the same kind of success with women. But in France, there's no death penalty, and you always get a chance at parole after 22 years tops (we don't have "life without the possibility of parole" sentences). So he could get out in his forties or fifties.

/u/111boringlife

What the fuck did you say about society? Where do you live so I can stab & smash your worthless midget face!?!

Well Well , we are so smart!!! Youre pathetic. Midget face? You just call people this way and you think everything is fine? No. And if you see , I mentioned later that they deserved that if he was bullied for years. Thanks.

Keep yourself safe fam

I wasn't bullied , but also I don't bully others too. I don't say that this guy is not mental Ill or he have done right by doing that, but the thing is that while bullies, other violence against ugly, social retarded people happens , people should expect crimes like this. My English is poor , so I can't say it clearly. Nevermind.

violence against ugly, social retarded people happens , people should expect crimes like this

We can't help it if we're sick of having to look at you virginal autists. You bum us all out, man. We're just trying to speed along the process of you killing yourselves. Bullies are actually very good people, we're trying to make the world a more beautiful place.

So where is the problem? You bully ugly people, ugly people stabs you? If you dont wanna be stabed , just dont bully. The way you think is bs. People should not bully others and then they will not do anything. Crimes like this happens very rarely , while bullies happens all the time.

Being called a popular magical wizard must really hurt the feels!

Man, I said later that I dont justify him if it happened one time.

When is the cutoff for being able to face stab a bully? 3x? 4x? Just asking for a friend.

From childhood to adulthood, so poor man can't develop like others. I dont have enough time to reply to your BS, so Thats it.

You can't just go around stabbing all your problems m8

An odd thing to say in something that is objectively a reply to his BS.

69x

But you deserve it because you're ugly and you smell bad. Don't you understand that? We're trying to rid the world of evil. We are good people.

I understand you. Funny thing is that ugly people are equal to others. That girl face will be deformed, so she is ugly and will be bullied. :)

Yeah but she'll still get laid and no one wants your crusty bussy

Im not virgin ;)

Lol. I can play piano, draw, design , create 3D models and develop games, was in HS sport team as a runner too. And you know what? I was pretty successful with girls in HS. It's coincidence that once I lost my hair and started age really bad girls rejects me one after another? Even people my age ignores me . Probably I have much more hobbies than u ,but u understand what I mean. Once I thought the way you think, u have to taste it by yourself to understand how the world works.

Just because you had sex that one time doesn't mean that you're not still a loser now

I had gf and regular sex

Your parents dog doesn't count as a girlfriend. Neither does your left hand.

My parents dont have dog.

They had to get rid of it after they caught you fucking it, huh?

Say that youre under 14.. because if youre older..its really sad. Good luck!

I'm actually 109, but at least I don't fuck dogs.

This is a lie, and the fact that you need tell it is sadder than the reality it's meant to hide.

You know better.

You just admitted I know better, so I'll believe the truth.

THE RED PILL THEN

I'll report you to the incel mods.

This is some cock hiding level shit.

ugly people are equal to others

no

Bullying is the modern day Spartan throwing his deformed baby off a cliff. Not facing any real hardship in life makes you a degenerate waste of space (source: me)

BringBackBullying

Try to bully some muscular 6.8ft man in the bar and post results here.

You misspelled "bussy".

Muscular, tall men don't get bullied, they get pussy. They don't have to spend all day on an internet forum whining about how Stacy won't even look at him.

you don't "bully" that guy. you make him think your his friend. you ply him with drinks until he tells you his innermost secrets. you take him back to your place. you smoke some weed and play xbox. you get him to the verge of consciousness. you have sex with him. you wake up the next morning and ask "did that really happen?". he can't quite remember but he remembers cumming 3 times last night. you slowly turn him into a twink. you enter into a secret homosexual relationship with him. you discuss your future together. you move in together. you buy a dog and talk about having a surrogate baby together. you wait ten months for your child to be born.

then you fuck his sister and leave him with the kid, dog and mortgage. that's how you do it.

You're an inspiration

/u/ComedicSans

Mod this man or I leave.

Seconded

Why are you still here?

Where else would I be?

With your maker (IE waiting on your mom to deliver tendies

Who r u?

I am absolutely shocked that you would deny our relationship in public.

You are gonna get a spanking later.

Yes, let's have more bullying. Would result in more school shootings and less normies in the world.

Jesus, what is it with you incels and having no command of the English language? You all write at a lower level than an autistic chimpanzee.

English isnt my native. I would like to see How you wrote in my language

Why would anyone bother with any language besides English? Being able to talk shitspeak isn't an achievement.

I'm calling bullshit because even FOB's make more sense than you. The random capitalization and weird shit like "English isnt my native." Screams 'I'm just pretending to be foreign because I'm illiterate'

That feel when the incel poster calls someone else pathetic.

I can't believe I ever felt sorry for incels.

was the 23849283924th time the final straw?

I just took the word at face value tbh, never actually saw the shit they post until it was linked here.

Reading some of the comments in that thread is the best cure for that. Pretty sure these guys just need to join the military and go fuck up some third world shithole for a while tbh

Can we convince them to "take over" central antartica?

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Stacy fucks everyone but MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Where's my rifle?!"

His confident gaze is honestly kind of unsettling

hes not even ugly hes average

he probably has a mental illness

He looks more like McLovin than Harry Potter anyways

hes not even ugly hes average

True for like 90% of incels. They need to pretend that they're too ugly to get girls so they can have an excuse to not even try.

lol body image

Excuse me. One human won a fight against 2 other humans.

They titled their thread, "mess with the bull; get the horns."

Shouldn't that be, "mess with the steer; get the horns?"

Man, I can't read more than 2 incel comments before I get annoyed with how retarded they are.

Harry Potter is a compliment- I've always had a massive crush on Harry Potter.

lol gay

How

the harry potter lads get mad pussy

i knew a guy who worked in the hotel where all the stars stayed during the premiere and press events, he said there was a constant stream of girls coming in and out of their rooms.

Except Ron

tl;dr:

Guy (now 19) who got bullied at school for being a wimp.

Some strange girls call him Harry Potter.

Instead of offering to show his wand (like they probably wanted) he goes into a beta rage, armed with a vegetable knife (it's the UK).

Incels talk about how oppressed to poor boy was.

Gotta keep your pimp hand strong.

u/deathtoallnormies

imagine being so retarded that you compare some autist being called a name to being kidnapped and tortured.

Elliot can't sit down he's already on his back