/u/Physicsismymistress seriousposts all over this thread that men with penises and mental illnesses are actually their delusions - is backed up by tranny girlfriend /u/worksofmemercy

26  2017-08-23 by John_Kvetch

49 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2017-08-23

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1  Deutschbag_ 2017-08-23

Snappy on point.

1  John_Kvetch 2017-08-23

This is what happens when you fap to trap porn and think you're straight, you turn into /u/physicsismymistress, /u/justcool393 and /u/works_of_memercy

1  justcool393 2017-08-23

I'm bi ya know.

1  John_Kvetch 2017-08-23

This is what happens when you try to convince yourself you're bi when really you just like dudes in dresses and are actually just a homo

1  Works_of_memercy 2017-08-23

Idk, I think homos like manly dudes sometimes.

1  justcool393 2017-08-23

dude, just because you're missing out on the best of both worlds down under doesn't mean you have to be so bitter about it.

1  John_Kvetch 2017-08-23

lol I'm way more comfortable in my sexuality than a dude who needs to have his men dress up in skirts and speak in high pitches voices because he could never get over when his high school crush baited out he viewed gay porn.

1  justcool393 2017-08-23

I'm comfortable in my sexuality. For example, I'm perfectly fine telling you that I get off to this and other such things. If I wasn't comfortable, I wouldn't be saying any of this.

1  John_Kvetch 2017-08-23

Put a trigger warning on that shit, I just got out of therapy for being a cannibal and you just reawoke my latent desires.

1  justcool393 2017-08-23

Embrace it and become happy

1  John_Kvetch 2017-08-23

Last time I did that, I ate a nigga alive

1  justcool393 2017-08-23

...and?

1  WarSanchez 2017-08-23

I ate a nigga alive

At least you ain't a booty eating necrophiliac.

1  dogbref 2017-08-23

that spooked me you fuck

1  justcool393 2017-08-23

join my degenerate ways and become happy

1  CucksLoveTrump 2017-08-23

Yeah but that's not gay bi shit. That's just awesome gore porn. Sauce?

1  justcool393 2017-08-23

Well, my degeneracy part of it. I forgot the source (it's in my saved links) and there was no comments on the reddit post, but /u/Mircy may have an idea.

1  Mircy 2017-08-23

I don't

1  justcool393 2017-08-23

Ah, I'd thought since you posted it you may have had one, but it was a while ago now looking at the submission.

1  ironicshitpostr 2017-08-23

FUcking hot

1  justcool393 2017-08-23

I agree. Want some more?

1  ironicshitpostr 2017-08-23

Yah sure

1  Goatsac 2017-08-23

Shibari bloodplay.

Excellent taste.

1  Alt-Bussy 2017-08-23

I can't wait until granddaddy Pence gives you the shock

1  justcool393 2017-08-23

...gives you the shock

That sounds pretty hot, to be quite honest. Is there a sign up sheet?

1  CucksLoveTrump 2017-08-23

Just queue up outside 1600 Pennsylvania Ave on the day of orange daddy's resignation

1  Hellkyte 2017-08-23

How fucking dare you be comfortable with your sexuality

1  TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-08-23

traps can never be gay

1  CucksLoveTrump 2017-08-23

A mouth/asshole is a mouth/asshole

1  ironicshitpostr 2017-08-23

Agreed, the Trap Question can be answered very simply:

Fucking a trap or being sucked off by a trap: NOT GAY

Being fucked by a trap or sucking off a trap: HELLA GAY

1  John_Kvetch 2017-08-23

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/6vkq11/roses_are_red_clouds_are_grey_fucking_a_woman_who/dm12zgl/

lul /u/physicsismymistress actually does have a tranny girlfriend he shares his razor with. i love it when first assumptions are right :)

1  justcool393 2017-08-23

Yeah, well doing something other than ranting about trans people all day usually gets more people than not.

1  John_Kvetch 2017-08-23

If not laughing at trannies gets me a boyfriend, miss me with that gay shit.

1  justcool393 2017-08-23

It's not gonna get you anyone. How you've not realized this is pretty stupid.

1  John_Kvetch 2017-08-23

Yeah, I hope it doesn't get me anyone. Being in a serious committed relationship normally makes you not want that. Virgin won't understand lol

1  justcool393 2017-08-23

I can't wait for the /r/deadbedrooms post.

1  John_Kvetch 2017-08-23

I can't wait for your /r/SuicideWatch post

1  justcool393 2017-08-23

you're too late buddy

1  justcool393 2017-08-23

It's not gonna get you anyone. How you've not realized this is pretty stupid.

1  UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-08-23

A G E N D A P O S T

1  justcool393 2017-08-23

In my /r/Drama? It's more likely than you think!

1  Mircy 2017-08-23

Who tf is memercy

1  Chromebookbitches 2017-08-23

Nobody

1  justcool393 2017-08-23

some drama poweruser or something. I forget who they are, but they've been through a few accounts within the last few years.

1  Hellkyte 2017-08-23

Whose alt is Kvetch? I can't keep up with the meta here.

1  justcool393 2017-08-23

he totally claims he isn't John_Ketch's alt, but he asked for Kvetch to be modded to /r/dickgirls, so make of that what you will.

1  Works_of_memercy 2017-08-23

some drama poweruser or something.

Kms rn.

1  Egg-MacGuffin 2017-08-23

If having sex with a woman with a penis is NOT gay, I guess that means that all you heterosexuals are more than willing to have sex with a big hairy man with a vagina, because that's straight, right?

1  John_Kvetch 2017-08-23

It would be absolutely straight, since I would be having sex with a big hair woman with a vagina. While I don't go for hairy, big women, it would be still straight. INB4 "you don't wanna fuck her blah blah blah". I don't want to fuck my overweight co worker who smells like fries, doesn't mean she's not female.