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like I want the approval of a carnist

Them giving me their "respect" is insulting. They are scum.

/u/ApexHypocrisy you kinda sound like you're racist against carnists my dude. What's it like being so racist?

/u/ApexHypocrisy is proof that not eating meat like we're designed to turns you into a retard.

/u/ApexHypocrisy

Omnis are so insecure and triggered they have to try to troll us whenever a post gets to r/all. Except, we see the same boring shit from wanna-be edgy lads all the time.

There's nothing to be insecure about when you've got a fridge full of bacon, fam.

Lol did OP delete his about over vegan drama? Some people just don't respect the online violence of a vegan. Guy prolly got, like,a bajillion death threats

Could've at least posted them before bussying out.

It's an insult to the seriousness of our movement.

pfffffff

MOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU GET THE SOY MILK?!?!?!?! I TOLD YOU I'M ON A SUPER SPESHUL VEGAN DIET! MAAAAAN, OMNIS DON'T GET IT.

/u/ApexHypocrisy you have my utmost "respect" and tacit approval.

u/ApexHypocrisy how dare you use slurs to describe eating delicious animals you faggot. If evolution didn't want me to eat meat i wouldn't find a juicy steak so delicious

I know you think you're being "edgy," but think about what you're defending.

You're defending the right to murder a living being so you can eat its flesh.

Think about that. You're literally passionate about murdering a living creature.

I have thought about it and it's making my mouth water right now.

If you eat the animal while it is screaming, it makes the meat extra tender and juicy

That's a common misconception. Screaming and immediate fear does add a little flavour but it's nowhere near as much as if you terrorize it for at least 24 hours before hand. The meat is at its best if the animal dies from a fear induced heart attack.

😋👅💦💦💦

Murder only applies to humans, it's a human construct. Ever seen a sow eat its babies?

You're literally passionate about murdering a living creature.

If that creature is delicious and contains all of the proteins and fats my body needs then I don't see the issue here. You vegan types are super passionate about murdering plants and stuffing your bodies with shitty processed carbohydrates. What is the difference?

You're defending the right to murder a living being so you can eat its flesh.

You do realize that plants are alive too right? I know there's not the same level of intelligence at play but you're still taking the life of something to sustain yourself.

If you're really progressive you should just starve yourself to death.

Not my fault bunnies are delicious.

Oh god, my wife refuses to believe me. Rabbits are like chicken raised to the power of bacon. Pan-fried with salt, pepper and a tiny bit of garlic.

Invent me an eggplant with that much protein, no carbs and that tastes as good and I’ll help you kill rabbitovores in the streets. Until then, I’m eatin Bugs and Peter Cottontail and having the Easter Bunny for dessert.

You're defending the right to murder a living being so you can eat its flesh.

That's fine. Not everything is sunshine and rainbows. You don't have to dramatize it like that.

Nothing better than coming home after a long day of fishing and gutting some catfish. You should try it, makes a hell of a meal.

Sounds delicious

Evolutionary LPT: don’t be delicious.

I wear shirts made by Asian slaves, buy flowers picked by South American slaves, and I bought my fiancee a diamond mined by African slaves. But yeah, I should take the moral high ground when it comes to not eating a cow.

You're defending the right to murder a living being so you can eat its flesh.

So? It's a fucking cow, it doesn't have any thoughts or feelings. Same with pigs, chickens, fish, etc, they're just animals.

"Murder" only applies to human, as it's our construct as a species. You can't "murder" a cow, nor are they even remotely on the same level as humans

TIL that eating steak is edgy.

/u/boogdd Look brother, someone's gotta say it. /u/lord_nimon was completely right. None of that food looks appetizing. That picture is not of "pizza." It's bread with some green shit on it.

Why don't you alpha the fuck up and have your gf fry you up a steak like a real man

"None" is a little harsh.

Pesto fries with grilled tofu burger: =

Pesto Pizza: -

Freshly-baked Sourdough: +

Polenta with Veggies 'n' Stuff: +/=

Overnight Oats with HELLA FRUIT: +/=

Bruschetta: +

Mac 'n' Cheese: ----------, vegan cheese is a horrible lie

Grilled Peaches with Coconut Creme and Espresso Vinaigrette: -

Mixed Berry Muffins: -

Shepherd's Pie: =

Focaccia: -

Chilaquiles: - Corn tortillas not fried in lard are also a lie

Mac 'n' Cheese: ----------, vegan cheese is a horrible lie

Why do they do this? They don't insist on calling a tofu burger a 'Cheeseburger', so why the fuck do they insist on calling something with no cheese in it Macaroni and cheese?

These people are worse than /r/keto

Vegan burgers defeat the purpose of being vegan. It's like "I am vegan and still want to eat a burger but a vegan form of a burger." A burger is supposed to resemble meat. Why eat it? I thought anything meat related or is living is against a vegan's beliefs. Plants are living things too so maybe don't eat that either. Fucking vegans

There are a lot of recipes that happen to be vegan and are great. India in particular has a huge amount of vegan foods that are great on their own.

It's only the western vegans that have to go retarded with fake hotdogs and burgers because god forbid you ever eat anything that doesn't resemble flash frozen children's food.

Why is there faux fur and faux leather?

Why do people vape when they can smoke cigars?

Why a bussy instead of a pussy?

Maybe it's about the taste, how it looks or feels.

I don't understand how it could be so odd that a vegan likes the taste of a burger, but doesn't like that a cow has to be born,raised and slaughtered for it.

Faux fur and faux leather is just cheaper to make and can look good on its own. Obviously it isn't real and no one would claim that it's superior or even equivalent to the real counterpart.

People vape instead of smoke because they want to advertise the fact they're really good at sucking. People who vape are always bottoms.

As for bussy see above.

Maybe it's about the taste, how it looks or feels.

Literal styrofoam would taste better than vegan 'cheese'.

I don't understand how it could be so odd that a vegan likes the taste of a burger, but doesn't like that a cow has to be born,raised and slaughtered for it.

It's odd in the same way it's odd for a pedophile to buy a child sized sex doll. Sure maybe they don't want to commit harm but they're still fucked up.

Why a bussy instead of a pussy?

finally terms I can understand

so mostly bad

Pic 11 looks like she opened a can of Fancy Feast and put potatoes on it.

If we poison the semen supply, all vegans will die out

BONUS VEGAN DRAMA: If given the opportunity, would a pig eat you and everyone you've ever loved? Yes, yes he would. That's why you must devour him before he gets the chance.

BONUS VEGAN DRAMA: If given the opportunity, would a pig eat you and everyone you've ever loved? Yes, yes he would. That's why you must devour him before he gets the chance.

BONUS VEGAN DRAMA: If given the opportunity, would a pig eat you and everyone you've ever loved? Yes, yes he would. That's why you must devour him before he gets the chance.

BONUS VEGAN DRAMA: If given the opportunity, would a pig eat you and your baby? Yes, yes he would. That's why you must eat him first.

"If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"

Sort by controversial, apparently all meat eaters are psychopaths.

"I don't think thing is good but I'm glad you think thing is good"

REEEEEEEEE, GET OUT OF OUR SAFE SPACE WITH YOU OPINIONS!

Tbh nobody asked him.

three simple steps to being a successful vegan:

1. be vegan
2. don't be a preachy cunt
3. be respectful of people who don't want to partake in your lifestyle

Or you could just reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I guess

But being vegan is not a lifestyle choice, it's closer to being pro-life. You don't expect pro-lifers to be "respectful" of other people's decision to murder and eat babies, do you?

I'm vegan and I think we should abort all babies. I also don't care if people eat meat. For me it's a lifestyle (diet) choice.

So you do use non-food products that aren't vegan?

nah. So I guess in that respect I'm not truly vegan. But god knows when I go out for dinner and don't order meat I hear all about it all the same.

I can understand that there isn't another way to identify yourself to others, cause let's be honest, there's people that think vegetarians eat fish and that condiments like mayo are vegan.

I do think it makes it harder for ideological vegans to get their points across, since you are technically only on a plant-based diet.

All the new ''vegans'' make it harder as well. Those that do it for other reasons beside ethics or those that are ''vegan-lite'' or ''veggans'' (those eat eggs).

To stay in the realm of drama.

There's some incredible drama when it comes to black vegans, intersectionality in veganism and inclusivity in veganism.

I hear all about it all the same.

Only if you're a cunt about it. My friends don't even notice when I order salad or squash ravioli or whatever.

Nah I don't draw any attention to it, people just harp on about "why not? don't you miss it? Is that healthy? oh man i couldn't live without steak how do you do it" etc and I just explain that I feel healthier without animal products. And try leave it at that but often I keep getting poked and prodded on the topic. tbh it's mostly from older people, younger friends are just like oh yeah sweet as

That's called "vegetarian".

vegetarian includes dairy which I don't eat. Vegan is a much simpler term for me to use because most people understand it. I've tried saying 'plant based' in the past only to be asked if that means I eat fish too.

All that said, I do think factory farming animals is shitty and we should strive to move on from it. But I also hunt and kill animals, I just give away the meat.

Yeah, I dare you to try and tell other vegans that you hunt and kill animals. They'll crucify you.

I think it's literally impossible to be a vegan and not at least violate step #2

I bet oyu were one of those kids who loved it when their mom kissed htem. Well spoiler alert retard your dad fucked your mom. Every time you got a smoochie from mommy you were getting a hot indirect dosage of daddy dick. No wonder you turned out ot be such a fag.

can't disagree with any of that tbh

Do you see how viciously they turn on their own? No doubt they're so hungry for meat they're on the verge of a cannibalistic frenzy.

u/vegan_hope what say you?

(BTW, that's u/unwordableweirdness new account!!)

Like staving piranhas in a shallow pool.

Being vegan means swift, clean shits; the bussy benefits alone should convert this sub tbh

If only the food didn’t taste like shit.

The food tastes like shit

I suppose that would make eating ass seem less of chore?

It only tastes like shit if you're not a good cook and just try replicating meat-based dishes with tofu n stuff. If you hate some of the fundamental ingredients then it's pretty hellish too.

That said, there's a significant quality gap between a vegetarian and vegan diet.

Vegetables just taste like shit. I gotta force myself to eat broccoli like once a week so I can take good shits and not die from deficiencies or something stupid

If you take a vegetable and drown it in gravy, it tastes like gravy.

Just make sure your gravy is made with beef broth!

Yeah, I remember that part of growing up as well.

oh babe...you need to learn how to cook.

Here are some good vegans foods:

• bread
  
• vegetables
  
• fruit
  
• water
  

That's it.

Here are some good vegans foods:

• bread
  
• vegetables
  
• fruit
  
• water
  

That's it.

2edgy4me

Imo it wasn't edgy enough

if you eat non vegan ass are you a carnivore?

Pic 1: fries are good

Pic 2: bread is p good

Pic 3: ewww no

Pic 4: same as 3

Pic 5: never really liked mac and cheese. Also since when is cheese vegan?

Pic 6: fuck no

Pic 7: OK except for the blueberries

Pic 7: muffins are cool

Pic 8: I don't know why you would grill the peaches but I guess it would still taste OK

Pic 9: meh I'll eat it

Pic 10: idk what the brown mushy stuff is but sure, good enough

Pic 11: no refried beans plz

fries are only good if you fry them in lard

Vegetable oil works too, but bacon grease is definitely better.

Leave tofu alone!!!!

"I applaud the feminist lifestyle, even though I find it unpalatable." - you, probably

"I love to drag my personal pet issue into every discussion for upvotes on reddit" - /u/ApexHypocrisy probably

Thanks for the reminder vegans are unbearable faggots

Thanks for the reminder vegans are unbearable faggots

FTFY

OP needs a tasty salad srsly

u/lord_nimon I don't know homes, you kind of leapt from zero to calling people twats in two comments. Almost like that's what you were looking for an excuse to do.

People acting like twats get called twats. Who would have guessed that someone trying to be nice to strangers and gets met with hostility doesn't actually give a fuck about those strangers.

this is pretty boring drama wise tbh

All this thread did was re-affirm my hate for carnists.

You mean normal people?

If abusing, raping, and murdering animals for your own benefit is considered normal, yes.

I think we all agree that raping animals is a bad thing and is not normal. Breeding animals is not raping them.

Educate yourself please. Cows are raped and their children are murdered for the dairy industry.

I've actually worked on a farm, you don't know what you're talking about.

hahaha okay

I own a farm. This isn't what happens.