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Poor kid.

She's only 75% black, could be worse.

fuck off

no

To reiterate, It must be a bewildering experience having a mundane school life while being the daughter of a recent former president.

Do they still have secret service detail?

Obama and all former presidents do, not sure if it extends to family though I guess it would.

Bush made it so that former presidents and their immediate family have SS protection for the rest of their lives.

SS protection

Schutzstaffel literally means "protection squadron", you redundant anti-Semite.

I think its bewildering to think that she is even considering working. It's not like she wouldn't be able to live off a trust fund for the rest of her life.

I'm mean she's the one who gets drunk in public and high and fucks whites so who knows

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No.

WHITE OUT

I'm mean

You sure are!

Idolatry is the most destructive crime against your soul.

Doesn't Harvard have lower requirements for black people?

I Googled it and apparently they use a plan that avoids direct quotas but still discriminates

Sounds about right for the "loony left"

Scots spell it "loony," whereas the Irish spell it "looney."

I can hear you saying 'loon-ay' from here you degenerate

It's not a quota to give bonus points until an effective quota is achieved

Interestingly enough because they can be so selective they have a much closer gender split than most american colleges/universities.

Implying Harvard cares about anything other than her being Obama's daughter.

Lol blacks just have to be Obama's children these days to get into Icy Leagues. Goddamn lot of them.

Back when I went to college, we had to earn our 3.0s. Now kids are just being born Obama's daughters and going to Harvard.

Fucking millennials.

Implying Harvard cares about anything other than her being Obama's daughter.

She could be a drooling idiot and Harvard would have admitted her.

No but they greatly value legacy so if your father/grandfather etc went there you have a better chance of getting in. If one of them was a president that doesn't hurt either.

When did they start letting blacks into college?

Now let's get some posted Obama gussy

The only thing I remember about malia is her flashing her butt in some party and it was sub par for an african american, probably her grand mother's genetics.

Pancake ass is the dominant gene.

Lmao why do people worship her she hasn't done shit besides the miracle of being birthed via bussy.

I'll say it. She's ugly.

That'll happen when your mom's a dude

Ok now that's too far.

Melania literally looks like the tranny Bruce Jenner.

Serious man face.

she looks a little bit like butthead from bevis and butthead

I'll second that. She's not attractive at all but she's Obama's daughter so she'll marry well.

http://imgur.com/rgj2LV4

This is actually kinda sad. Imagine never finding a true friend because all of these mouth breathers just want to be your BFF for fame points

She can cry herself to sleep on the pile of daddy's money.

Yeah, never have a true ride and die but be very, very rich and go Harvard. Lucky ass hoe

She really never can have a normal life. Even if she was cool im not sure i would want to be friends with a former presidents kid that seems like a huge fucking hassle

She really never can have a normal life.

Boo fucking hoo.

im not saying i feel bad for her just pointing out it is a strange existence compared to 99.9 percent of the population.

Strangely superior

/u/justcool393 can you give this guy a longer ban for being such a whiny baby

nigga what

You're cute, editing your comment like that.

I edited it because you unbanned me, that's all. If you want me to put it back up there, I can do that.

So if you didn't do it, which mod did? You're not the only mod who hates me, but the most recent.

Well, you're just making up stuff about reddit systems that simply don't exist. You claim you never got a ban message when the third thing in modmail is the "You've been banned" message that's sent to everyone who gets banned if you've participated, and stuff like that.

Well, you're just making up stuff about reddit systems that simply don't exist. You claim you never got a ban message when the third thing in modmail is the "You've been banned" message that's sent to everyone who gets banned if you've participated, and stuff like that.

Unless you didn't get a ban message for whatever reason, which is probably because someone forgot to tape the reddit servers back together, but I've my doubts about that since everyone else got theirs.

No because I literally received no ban message in my inbox. That's why I sent a modmail asking if my phone was bugging because I couldn't submit. If I had known from the start you banned me, I wouldn't have that because it would have been a stupid fucking enquiry.

And there are ways of banning users without them being aware. Plenty of subs (like /r/offmychest) use bots to ban users who comment on other subreddits without the users knowing until they comment on /r/offmychest weeks/months later.

Nice dodging my question tho

That's only because you've not participated on the subreddit before which you've had. How long have you been on reddit?

Why should I tell you who banned you? It's fun to see you sperg out when you got banned, so I'll let you keep thinking it was me.

A very long time. So unless you're accusing me of lying for the most inane reason (why would I claim I hadn't received a ban message when you already admitted to banning me), you're saying there was some huge glitch that resulted in me never seeing the ban message? Bullshit.

Why should I tell you who banned you? It's fun to see you sperg out when you got banned, so I'll let you keep thinking it was me.

nigga I already know it was you, I was just wondering which one of your "comrades" you would be willing to throw under the bus/

...you're saying there was some huge glitch that resulted in me never seeing the ban message?

What's the more likely explanation, that reddit fucked up, I'm some secret reddit admin hellbent on gaslighting you, or there's some secret ban method that mods haven't ever seen before?

Also stop evading the question. What kind of trap porn do you want? You never answered me in /r/dickgirls, and you evaded it last time.

What's the more likely explanation, that reddit fucked up, I'm some secret reddit admin hellbent on gaslighting you, or there's some secret ban method that mods haven't ever seen before?

I don't know, the first and second are seeming kinda likely ngl in that order

What kind of trap porn do you want? You never answered me in /r/dickgirls, and you evaded it last time.

Only the trap getting fucked by a hearty male, anything is else is extra homosexual. Trap sucks dick, never vice versa!

If I were a reddit admin, I'd've suspended or shadowbanned you by now.

What kind of trap porn do you want? You never answered me in /r/dickgirls, and you evaded it last time.

Only the trap getting fucked by a hearty male, anything is else is extra homosexual. Trap sucks dick, never vice versa!

It'll be in your inbox shortly.

If it actually lands in my inbox, I will be filing charges against you for internet rape.

Well, I guess ya better lawyer up then

https://gfycat.com/PlaintiveRightDove

http://i.imgur.com/AQSN8hT.gifv

https://gfycat.com/NiceUntimelyIrishsetter

https://gfycat.com/AllRigidGuppy

https://gfycat.com/DownrightCandidCur

http://i.imgur.com/vNTqP9E.gifv

https://gfycat.com/ImprobableWhimsicalBabirusa

Also, for more:

https://www.reddit.com/r/dickgirls/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tgifs/

https://www.reddit.com/r/transporn/

Sorry I couldn't get more for ya, but I'm feeling kind've lazy right now.

lol doggy style or go home, home boy

I'm sure there are some in the subreddits I linked.

why didn't you post those in /r/dickgirls ? !

btw : [https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-08/23/10/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-6529-1503499381-7.jpg](not passing)

Lol he pasted his RES score and he has rage-downvoted you at least 23 times. Better be careful or he will do it again.

Damn, malia is fucking ugly:

http://i.imgur.com/zvxSBai.jpg

woof