To piss and poopoo for open field dey common for villages for India. The government don set target to give every house toilet by 2019, but dat work never really get head.
Yeah, I had read that. The article doesn't justify this fucked up idea. They are effectively assuming that they need to lower their standards so that the Africans can keep up.
Now let me repeat this comment slowly and clearly for the BBC journalists who might be browsing /r/Drama:
Diversification of dialects is bad for global communication. How are we going to be able to communicate when everyone is speaking a different language in our increasingly networked world?
probably less because they're bastards (which they are, français québécois is the french version of hillbillyspeak-proper), and more because they're fucking french
Yea man the wheel that thing that requires large draft animals and open, flat land to be truly useful. Totally would have done work in the dense rainforest of West Africa.
Societies don't adopt technologies for shits and giggles. There has to be an immediate use for it to gain any traction. Both the Olmec and Inca had primitive wheels, but they didn't bother developing them because it wasn't worth the effort.
A Roman inventor developed a precursor to steam power. The Romans didn't do shit with it because they didn't have steel good enough to make something useful with the idea.
The only significant uses for a wheel that a Bronze age civilization would have would be transportation and the potter's wheel. Without a ceramic tradition and lacking draft animals there was no immediate purpose for a wheel that wasn't handled by log rollers or sledges.
Societies don't adopt technologies for shits and giggles. There has to be an immediate use for it to gain any traction. Both the Olmec and Inca had primitive wheels, but they didn't bother developing them because it wasn't worth the effort.
This isn't true at all, as the Aztecs had no wheels, and yet they had a perfect concept of a circle including its mathematical proportions, showing that civilisations will still invent because it is the nature of man to invent
Well the bit about the Inca and Olmec having primitive forms of wheels(on rolling children's toys for example) is definitely true.
But a circle is not the same thing as a wheel and neither is required for the other. Can you not see the difference between mathematics such as Geometry and physical tool like a wheel?
The Aztecs developed and retained these ideas because they found them useful. They didn't develop wheels because they were not useful. Mathematics would have been immediately applicable to things like building roads and designing planned cities and constructing pyramids and organizing logistics. All incredibly practical needs.
It's not fucked up, it's not a lower standard. It's just a different dialect of a language. There is no "true language" and people who don't speak the way people speak the "true language" aren't retards. People adapted to a foreign language and communicate with it, BBC saw a market and rolled out a news service for them.
It's not fucked up, it's not a lower standard. It's just a different dialect of a language. There is no "true language" and people who don't speak the way people speak the "true language" aren't retards.
The """""dialect""""" we are talking about evolved from people making spelling and grammar errors. If you will leave Ebonics unchecked for a century or two, future idiots will call it a legitimate dialect too.
evolved from people making spelling and grammar errors
Like every language in history? Why aren't you using ye olde english boy? Doth thou have nigger genes in thy bloodline? Shakespeare would have called you an idiot if he was you, yet you're here doing the same thing.
A language changing, as its original version becomes forgotten and rarely used, isn't the same thing as people making spelling and grammar errors while the proper version of the language is alive and well and evolving separately. No, it's not the same thing. If the people who now use proper English adopt Pidgin, and modern correct English becomes forgotten, then modern English would be analogous to Shakespearean English.
if people just used proper ye olde englishe then we wouldn't be speaking dipshit-English right now. we must protect and preserve a future for dipshit-English. if we don't the negroes and their pigeon language will corrupt us and we'll get cucked by the Jews if we ever introduce new words or concepts into dipshitese
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-08-26
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1 makes_people_cringe 2017-08-26
1 DodgeIvan 2017-08-26
Wtf is this article lmao
1 cavides 2017-08-26
How is this a thing? Holy fuck, Britain!
1 flipkt 2017-08-26
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40975399
1 cavides 2017-08-26
Yeah, I had read that. The article doesn't justify this fucked up idea. They are effectively assuming that they need to lower their standards so that the Africans can keep up.
Now let me repeat this comment slowly and clearly for the BBC journalists who might be browsing /r/Drama:
Yeah... I... had... read... th
1 none_to_remain 2017-08-26
It's a second, third, fourth language for communication across language boundaries where there are a shit ton of different languages.
1 kanadskiy 2017-08-26
I really, really hate to seriouspost, but I kinda like it tbh
I like seeing other dialects of a language other than a prestige dialect being published
1 Chicup 2017-08-26
Its like a window into the world of people with lower Q's. Its magical.
1 ankensam 2017-08-26
Diversification of dialects is bad for global communication. How are we going to be able to communicate when everyone is speaking a different language in our increasingly networked world?
1 kanadskiy 2017-08-26
Don't be American and just learn other languages my guy
It's not that hard
1 ankensam 2017-08-26
I'm Canadian, and currently learning French.
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-26
I snooped around through "Other Discussions," why is it only Canadians are afraid of this?
it's not like you guys have shyed away from creating bastard languages before, so I don't get that, but why are your standards any higher for the guys who thought "apples and pears" is an ok thing to call a staircase
1 ankensam 2017-08-26
Because we have a lot of problems with our French population. Always have, probably always will.
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-26
probably less because they're bastards (which they are, français québécois is the french version of hillbillyspeak-proper), and more because they're fucking french
1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-08-26
You mean people who couldn't invent the wheel need lowered standards in reading it's shocking i tell you
1 OhNoHesZooming 2017-08-26
Yea man the wheel that thing that requires large draft animals and open, flat land to be truly useful. Totally would have done work in the dense rainforest of West Africa.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-08-26
Sure the wheel isnt useful for any other things like transporting goods
1 OhNoHesZooming 2017-08-26
Societies don't adopt technologies for shits and giggles. There has to be an immediate use for it to gain any traction. Both the Olmec and Inca had primitive wheels, but they didn't bother developing them because it wasn't worth the effort.
A Roman inventor developed a precursor to steam power. The Romans didn't do shit with it because they didn't have steel good enough to make something useful with the idea.
The only significant uses for a wheel that a Bronze age civilization would have would be transportation and the potter's wheel. Without a ceramic tradition and lacking draft animals there was no immediate purpose for a wheel that wasn't handled by log rollers or sledges.
1 AManYouCanTrust 2017-08-26
This isn't true at all, as the Aztecs had no wheels, and yet they had a perfect concept of a circle including its mathematical proportions, showing that civilisations will still invent because it is the nature of man to invent
1 OhNoHesZooming 2017-08-26
Well the bit about the Inca and Olmec having primitive forms of wheels(on rolling children's toys for example) is definitely true.
But a circle is not the same thing as a wheel and neither is required for the other. Can you not see the difference between mathematics such as Geometry and physical tool like a wheel?
The Aztecs developed and retained these ideas because they found them useful. They didn't develop wheels because they were not useful. Mathematics would have been immediately applicable to things like building roads and designing planned cities and constructing pyramids and organizing logistics. All incredibly practical needs.
1 AManYouCanTrust 2017-08-26
what /u/OhNoHesZooming pictures Africa to look like
1 flipkt 2017-08-26
It's not fucked up, it's not a lower standard. It's just a different dialect of a language. There is no "true language" and people who don't speak the way people speak the "true language" aren't retards. People adapted to a foreign language and communicate with it, BBC saw a market and rolled out a news service for them.
1 cavides 2017-08-26
Yah, and fixin da spellin is raysist!
1 flipkt 2017-08-26
Can't tell if you're pretending to be retarded or actually retarded, but a language's dialect is different from spelling errors in the language.
1 cavides 2017-08-26
The """""dialect""""" we are talking about evolved from people making spelling and grammar errors. If you will leave Ebonics unchecked for a century or two, future idiots will call it a legitimate dialect too.
1 flipkt 2017-08-26
Like every language in history? Why aren't you using ye olde english boy? Doth thou have nigger genes in thy bloodline? Shakespeare would have called you an idiot if he was you, yet you're here doing the same thing.
1 cavides 2017-08-26
A language changing, as its original version becomes forgotten and rarely used, isn't the same thing as people making spelling and grammar errors while the proper version of the language is alive and well and evolving separately. No, it's not the same thing. If the people who now use proper English adopt Pidgin, and modern correct English becomes forgotten, then modern English would be analogous to Shakespearean English.
1 bleepis 2017-08-26
1 captainpriapism 2017-08-26
pretty sure english is more of a true language than the rip off of it
1 bleepis 2017-08-26
English is a Frankenstein language made of like four different languages tho lol
1 SirTossAside 2017-08-26
It absolutely is a lower standard you hippie faggot. It's simplified English spoken by low IQ simple people.
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-26
there's no single standard english, we're not commies like the French
1 AManYouCanTrust 2017-08-26
Pidgin is not English, it's a bastardisation thereof.
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-26
Hwæt sǣdest þū efne ymb mē, þū litel bicce? Iċ forlǣte þē witan, þæt ic fōr ēhst on mīnre mæġðe on þām Sǣferdes Seohlum, ond ic nam dǣl on maniġum diernefeohtum wið Æl-Cæġdan, and ic acwealde ofer CCC weras. Iċ cann gorillacampdōm ond iċ eom se besta fyrdrinc on þæra GRA fird. Þū eart mē nān þing, būtan ōðre targe. Iċ fucking ofslēa þē mid þisse ēorðan unġecūðum cræfte, þis fucking swere iċ. Þū belīfest, þæt þū mē mæġst secgan þā scite on weoruldwidum webe? Edþenċe, þū fuckere. Amang þæm þe wit spreċað, iċ spreċe mid mīnum diernesæterum and þīn IP wierð nū huntod, þus scoldest þū þē gegearwian for þǣm storme, þū maða. Se storm þe ofslīhð þæt lytel þing þe þū þīn līf nemnest. Þū fucking eart dead, ċild. Iċ mæġ wesan on ǣniġre stōwe on ǣniġre tīde, ond iċ mæġ þē seofonhundtēontiġ þēawa ofslēan, ond þæt is ǣnliċe mīnum barum hondum. Iċ ne cann ǣnliċe wel orlege, iċ geāgnie ēac hāl GRA fird on mīnum folmum and iċ brūce hit fylle for þīnne brōclīċ ears of lande tō ofsleanne, þū lytel scite. Ġif þū ānfalde cūðest witan, hwelċe unhāliġe ageldung þē cwōme of þīnum lytlum “geapum” bēote, hit mæġ wesan þæt þū hine ne sæġde. Ac þū sæġdest hine, and nū þū agildest, þū Godaniðerod unwita. Iċ ġescitie graman on þē and þū besencest on him. Þū eart fucking dead, ċildoc
1 AManYouCanTrust 2017-08-26
This doesn't prove a point, this just makes you look like an autist
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-26
Duguð môdsefa wist êow ârfæstnes word−cwide weargbr¯æde cifesboren ðêode êow mis-englisc wana
1 bleepis 2017-08-26
they say made up shit like "colour" all the time
1 Chicup 2017-08-26
Mmm tax dollars and TV licenses at work!
1 tomato_man123 2017-08-26
Maximum degeneracy
1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-08-26
Truly a superior people, definitely need to bring more of this into the west
1 G_Regular 2017-08-26
Shoulda pood in the loo.
1 DudeCat 2017-08-26
I read this with a Jamaican accent.
1 megadeadly 2017-08-26
Wait... this is legit BBC ?? What the fuck lol
1 a_normal_human 2017-08-26
>noy being able to poo in the loo
1 captainpriapism 2017-08-26
if you ever needed proof that england is fucked
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-26
holy shit this is amazing