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/u/rrrx is pretty angry for a beer maker. You'd think they'd be a lot calmer.

I try to avoid generalizations, but I was at a craft beer festival a few weeks ago helping a friend of mine who had a booth there, and I met a bunch of local craft beer guys - straight up bunch of assholes, to a man. It seemed like their beer snobbery had seeped into all aspects of their personality. This guy fits the bill to a T.

A rising tide is raising all boats and some of them are full of fucking assholes.

It's a weird and frustrating time.

"Now this is podracing"!

What does this mean

More popular = more people who like it are assholes.

You gotta be a real assclown to think that craft beer is some high art luxurious experience. Any beer that costs more than $12 for a sixpack is just a novelty.

Yuppie retards thinking that throwing organic pumpkin spice or cranberry juice in their abominations beats billion dollar companies fucking sicken me

If you really want to trigger one of those craft beer snobs, tell them that their I.P.A. stands for "It's Piss, Asshole"

I triggered one hipster asshole so bad with that, he tried to stab me with a plastic fork.

The big companies' beer mostly sucks, though.

Evne your typical shit-swill 'craft' nonsense will taste better than a coors.

In Europe most are fine

I think /u/rrrx is mad because his 50 year old body can't take the peggings as well as it used to

The day that happens to me I want you to euthanize me

lmao that huge screenshot. /u/rrrx did you fucking really? 4 upvotes in 13 minutes before 5 in the morning? You fucking idiot

Lol, what's the point of that? It's not like I'm gonna go "Huh, others seem to agree with this dude, probably means he's onto something. Better change my mind" if I see he's got upvotes.

It's a super feeble- shit, I might have to shoot myself for saying this word unironically, goddamn it-attempt at gaslighting. Like /u/rrrx wants the people he's arguing with to be like "Fuck, everyone agrees with this guy, maybe I actually AM the crazy one here..."

But how can we see the exact time that a comment was posted? I want to actually see that it was in the predawn hours before I laugh too hard.

before I laugh too hard.

Better laugh too hard and grudgingly admit you were wrong than to never have laughed at all.

I see you, too, have seen Anchorman 2.

Actually I haven't and I'd be deeply ashamed for unknowingly using the same kind of comedy as those writers.

One could almost say he's hopping mad

Hops are high in estrogen

Yet another rich mayo landwhale tries to steal money from black men.

#whitefauxfeminism

Louise? Louise Linton, is that you?

I'm downvoting everybody because you're all retarded.

I'm also downvoting myself for posting this, thereby engaging with this retardation.

Upvoted for honesty

Downvoting myself because it's cool now

Give me gold.

Less begging, more bussy or you'll get a flogging

Thatsmyfetish.tiff

Amy, Ghost busters, and SNL isn't funny.

The best female comedian? Chris-chan.

Chelsea Perreti's stand up is actually fucking hilarious. Also I like Kristen Wiig.

I've always thought Joanna Angel would have a decent career in tv. She's smart and funny, and it shows. It's just that everything she writes isn't sexy.

I couldn't stop laughing when it took her until 2017 to take two dicks in her ass.

Nikki Glaser is pretty funny.

fun fact: ghost busters, the 1984 sci-fi/fantasy film directed by ivan reitman, is actually pretty funny, as well as being generally well-made. check it out, folks!

Whaaaa? How have I never heard of this?

it's very old and obscure. only true cinephiles know about it generally.

amy schumer is essentially the female equivalent of all those old comics who were just like wives right? i never have sex any more

CURSE-YE-HA-ME- HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

u/LascielCoin I agree, more people need to start recognizing that women don't get paid as much because they straight-up aren't as good.

But Amy Shuma is a thief and not funny. It doesn't even matter what gender she is, she sucks

It's called parallel thinking, fuckface. Just an incredible coincidence.

Anyway, has anyone stopped to think that maybe it was Patrice Oneal who stole Amy's jokes.

Sorry, didn't mean to come off as racist. It's just parallel thinking.

Patrice was hilarious but I have no idea why a woman would use his jokes. Even watching one of his bits gets you on that weird part of redpill/MGTOW Youtube. If he was still around he'd be crucified on social media.

FOUND THE DRUMPF SUPPORTER

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K?

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men who act as aggressive self-advocates in the workplace are seen as assertive and confident, while women who do the same are seen as bitchy and entitled.

I'm an egalitarian that way. Y'all are bitchy and entitled. Why can't more people be self-denying, lazy trash like me? :/

turns out when you awkwardly force aggression in order to get a raise you come off as bitchy and entitled. this is clearly a systemic issue.

I think there would be support across the whole political spectrum for female only "how to not act like a bitch"-classes paid by the government. That's how you deal with systemic oppression.

Y'all

kys

Are you really trying to put me down because of my usage of AAVE?

Why the fuck do people suddenly think that y'all is a black thing rather than a redneck thing. Sorry but y'all is literally stereotypical white redneck racist

Oops, I'm a mayo from Sweden so I wouldn't know. Sorry sorry!

No I think that black people have tried to take ownership of "y'all", I'm a mayo from England so I don't know either, it's just stereotypically I think of "y'all" as a white redneck thing which kind of seems the opposite of black culture to me

Oh, I've got a theory

The majority of black people live in the South, so it's a black thing and a redneck thing. The blacks have rallied around it and no one can tell them they hate it because that would be racist, but they are free to tell the white people using it that they're uneducated retards.

Black people tend to use it more in text too, which I've never seen a redneck do even if I've heard them say it.

How about y'allsis? Ya'llsis bitches.

Good to see that miserable ass sub still fucking sucks. It's comforting in a way.

They think just because we call out their wage gap lie, and their bullshit temper tantrums where they burn down cities that we're now REQUIRED to support people like Schumer and Kaepernick for doing things in the "correct" way even though their protests and issues are stupid and disagreeable.

we're now REQUIRED to support people like Schumer

Didn't know the official Netflix account hung out on drama.

Watch our new special, Bill Nye Gets Pegged by Amy Schumer. 99% match

"'Sex junk, my oh oh oh' coming soon"

Feminist cancer. There is no such thing as a feminist society, when they have literally everything they could possibly have, they will feel as if they have nothing, move the goalposts and ask for more.

Who hurt you?

You need an internet time out.

Lol what an absolute fucking liar. 50 years olds don't use lingo like "fuckboys". Every single post they make sounds exactly like your stereotypical buttmad 20-something redditor. Which begs the question; how fucking stupid are they to think a "lucrative 25yr career in the craft beer industry" is a believable lie? To have been making bank off the craft beer industry for 25 years would pretty much require them to have conceived the modern craft beer industry.

Fucking lol.

Amy Schumer sucks tho. I'd rather give the money to Sweet Dee.

Why does every male feminist have a screen name that sounds like it's from some fan fiction, runescape or an AOL account?

The only good female comedian is LaWanda Page but today she'd be called an Auntie Tom

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