Five months later an Iraqi hijacker bumped into him in the canteen and did not apologise. After a long period of brooding he then took two Iraqi hijackers, along with another inmate named Jason Greasley, hostage in a cell. By his own admission he was "losing it badly" and ranted about his dead father, saying that any "funny business" would result in him "snapping necks". He sang and laughed and forced the Iraqis to tickle his feet and call him 'General'. He demanded a plane to take him to Libya, two Uzi sub-machine guns, 5,000 rounds of ammunition, and an axe. He released Greasley, but began chanting "I want ice cream". He felt guilty after hitting one of the hostages with a metal tray and therefore insisted the same hostage hit him over the head four times so as to call it 'quits'. He slashed himself four times with a safety razor, but agreed to release the hostages and walk back to the segregation unit.
From what I've read and seen about him the guy basically oozes charisma. If he was born a bit later he could have been a star in pro wrestling or combat sports.
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1 Miguk_Saram 2017-08-27
No need to be so hash about that old spinster.
1 MajorPrick 2017-08-27
I'd like to know how the (((incels))) feel about this. Maybe they should try growing awesome staches and going to prison for a few decades.
1 scatmunchies 2017-08-27
He's changed and doesn't savagely beat/murder people anymore
1 MajorPrick 2017-08-27
So, you're saying there is hope for them?
1 Ponkers 2017-08-27
He''s never murdered anyone, he really just has extreme impulse issues and enjoys a fight.
1 TIP_FO_EHT_MOTTOB 2017-08-27
Man, he looks pretty good for having been dead for almost 14 years. Maybe we'll get a Death Wish reboot.
1 jubbergun 2017-08-27
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1 jubbergun 2017-08-27
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1 I_SHOT_TWICE_ONCE 2017-08-27
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1 bleasehalb 2017-08-27
From what I've read and seen about him the guy basically oozes charisma. If he was born a bit later he could have been a star in pro wrestling or combat sports.
1 lifesbrink 2017-08-27
Why didn't you just copy their title instead of providing us this awful r/titlegore, OP?
1 shitpost953 2017-08-27
theirs isn't much better tbh
1 ManOfBored 2017-08-27
How dare he besmirch the name of Charles Bronson
1 RichEvansSextape 2017-08-27
Besmirch my ass! The man is a deranged legend. Go look up the movie Bronson to see how fucking amazing this asshole is.