/u/xNotch is a Pizzagate / Clinton Body Count guy lmao

53  2017-08-28 by EvanHarper

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who isn't

Not I.

I wonder (((why)))

(((we know)))2

cheese pizza

when two girls and one guy take off their clothes. one girl bends over onto the bed face first while the other girl and the guy fuck hard,really hard. the guy pulls out before he can cum to let the girl he was just fucking gush out blood all over the girls ass who was laying on the bed the guy then cums on the girls ass creating a cheese pizza

jesus

delet this

ayyy 👽

Thanks

why

thanks urban dictionary

Did this come from urban dictionary

OK, who let spacedicks out of the basement?

This gets said a lot but imagine being a billionaire and doing this with your time lol

The American dream

Swedish Delight

Seems awesome tbh

Everyone needs a hobby.

I'm exactly the same as this guy, except I'm not bilionare.

Imagine having so much money that you don't even have to wash your fucking underwear anymore. You can pay people to do absolutely everything to the point where you have 16 hours of complete free time every single day. Add onto that the fact that you have zero repercussions for anything that you do legally. I'd be screaming at people in grocery stores for fun.

why would you go to the grocery store if you even have someone washing your underwear

Because you can cause scenes and nothing will happen to you? You can finally get revenge on all the fat people who take up the entire aisle and don't realize that even though they are stopped reading the ingredients list on the no-Bake Reese's Peanut Butter dessert, there are other people who'd like to move past their corpulent tissue.

but if in this situation ur notch, u ARE those fat people

In that case, I'd just buy the fucking grocery store. Make it open only to me 1 hour a day. Then just walk up and down the aisles sampling the food and rubbing the coconut oil on your balls.

youre finally getting the hand of being ridiculously fucking rich. im so proud

isn't this mentality why Shkreli is now going to jail

Thats why I added "zero repercussions for anything that you do legally."

Shkreli didn't think he was doing anything illegal either, and he may well have been right in the sense that quiet polite people would have gotten away with it

Okay well if Notch does time for cussing out an annoying lady at the grocery store, I'll revise my stance.

Getting away with fraud and keeping a low profile just go hand in hand.

He has a lot of monies so he must be right

He was baited in /r/neoliberal because of that too: source

If Pizzagate is proven then neoliberalism will be completely discredited in the eyes of the Western public, too many high-profile neoliberals are implicated.

Too late. The illuminati control everything.

but who controls the illuminati?

Other Illuminati

I wonder (((who)))

The Stonecutters

The BBC was proven to be an organization devoted to helping child molesters find prey. They're not discredited at all in the eyes of most people. If Pizzagate was real, nobody would give a shit anyway. You're overestimating how much empathy people have for kids who get raped.

what

Jimmy Saville fucking little kids on BBC property over the course of decades. Everyone in Britain knowing that he was chimo but keeping it hushed up. Does this not ring a bell?

I remember the saville thing, but I didn't know it was on BBC property. I thought it happened at a childrens hospital he was involved with.

Shit you got us, everyone knew but it took a wily team of an attractive blond American male and his younger blonde American female sidekick with a black cop to sus us out

yeah there was a massive pedo ring of celebrities and politicians fucking sick and even dead children and doing all sorts of fucked up shit at the highest levels

but no way that could happen in america!

> pedophilia accusations with no evidence
> public pressure forces investigation
> investigation widens exponentially as publicity around accusations generates new accusations
> media reports new accusations as if they are facts, confirmed by the fact that they're being investigated
> investigation ultimately collapses under its own weight

yet again the giant pedo rings have gotten away with it

no evidence

lol aka "i havent looked because it lets me continue being glib"

public pressure forces investigation

no because funnily enough a lot of media pedos are in the media, and americans are easily influenced enough to just say some shit like "he doesnt even have a basement" and youll all eat it up

investigation widens exponentially as publicity around accusations generates new accusations

keep in mind a lot of people are as oblivious and smug as you, and refuse to even entertain the idea because then their opponents might "win"

yet again the giant pedo rings have gotten away with it

this but unironically

i mean england had a massive conspiracy where entertainers and politicians got away with raping babies for half a century or more but im sure washington is spotless and above reproach despite being full of convicted pedos

every country nowadays experiences a mass hysteria about occult pedo rings every few decades or so. it's always happening somewhere. it always turns out to be either nothing at all, or at most a disturbing but localized case of elite pedophilia that was allowed to spiral out into ever-widening accusations

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it always turns out to be either nothing at all, or at most a disturbing but localized case of elite pedophilia

lol yeah jimmy saville what a character eh, im sure the people that gave him access to the cancer ward to fuck terminally ill kids had no idea

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see, this is exactly what i'm talking about. no-one "gave jimmy saville access to the cancer ward to fuck young kids." that hasn't been alleged even in the crazy sensationalistic media reports. you are taking media conflations and then conflating them further and the result is a compeltely distorted picture.

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no-one "gave jimmy saville access to the cancer ward to fuck young kids."

yes, they really did, unless you think he snuck in there like solid snake

you are taking already sensationalized and confabulated media reports and then adding your own extra layer of sensationalism and confabulation.

no, youre just really really uninformed and rely on media reports rather than reading things for yourself

jimmy saville fucking cancer patients and dead kids in the morgue has been verified and is 100% objective fact

hes was also great friends with prince charles but im sure he knew nothing at all about it

a large percentage of rich and powerful people are pedophiles, thats always been the case

cap'n. please.

they gave saville access to hospital wards because he was a recognized volunteer at the hospitals and had been appointed to public outreach and fundraising roles at the hospitals.

saville absolutely raped little cancer kids and even their dead bodies. but nobody intentionally, knowingly enabled him to do this.

a large percentage of rich and powerful people are pedophiles, thats always been the case

do you have any remotely credible evidence to show that rich and powerful people are more likely to be pedophiles than anyone else

how could there be a dramatically strong association between pedophilia and social class when there's strong evidence that pedophilia has neurobiological causes, like a sexual orientation

but nobody intentionally, knowingly enabled him to do this.

that seems like a pretty convenient thing to be able to claim after hes dead

you dont think any of the kids objected or told any of the staff if saville was acting alone and in secret? you dont think its odd that nobody ever noticed? no "oh theres a bunch of jizz in this kids corpse"?

it might not be nice to think about but its very much systemic and still happens with people in high places express knowledge

do you have any remotely credible evidence to show that rich and powerful people are more likely to be pedophiles than anyone else

have you ever read anything about hollywood by chance, its fucking rife

id be genuinely surprised if theres a child actor since the 80s that wasnt molested repeatedly by executives and actors

really makes 90's movies depressing tbh

how could there be a dramatically strong association between pedophilia and social class when there's strong evidence that pedophilia has neurobiological causes, like a sexual orientation

obscenely rich and connected people can get away with it, thats literally it

dont try and pretend its natural variation, thats fucked

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If, by this point, you don't think Hillary is connected with any of the triple-digit murder/suicides of people investigating her, you have to be willfully retarded.

Are you named after a Dos Passos novel?

"In 1969, Tim Hauser formed a vocal group in New York City called the Manhattan Transfer after the novel by John Dos Passos."

Oh, so you're second generation. Funny how that all works, novel->band->user

It was more like novel->band->degeneracy->even more insane degeneracy->pun->user

You ever think all those deaths aren't part of some conspiracy but just people offing themselves because they had to spend time around Queen Mayo?

That thought has crossed my mind.

i think the most damning one is that random un official who was accused of taking bribes from a guy who tried, twenty years ago, to give fraudulent donations to bill clinton's campaign which identified the donation as suspicious and refused it

that was clearly the guy to murder to prevent exposure of her horrible crimes

u u u u

lol

Why are we down voting the lolcows

They can't help it, mate, it is reflex.

I like them when they come to visit as tourists, but not when they try to settle here.

triple-digit murder/suicides of people investigating her

Downvotes = # people killed by the Clintons

But you only have 17 downvotes. So which is it? Triple digits or 17

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>Using pleb gif instead of master race streamable

"heated pool party"

"Now do they mean 'heated' as in 'heated' or 'heated' as in 'sex with minors?'" - /u/xNotch, probably

are you just ignoring the listing of children by age as entertainment for said party or havent you read any of the emails

Do you really want me to answer that or do you wanna go back to that sexy kid chained up in your basement? Go on. I won't tell nobody!

WOOO still goin huh

Child traffickers use headshots for their catalogs, not ages. Haven't you ever seen an anime?

You post reads like the manifesto of a child rapist tbqh

lmao of course the hands-down dumbest conservative on /r/drama is a pizzagate guy

im not a conservative lol what the fuck are you even talking about

gj commenting on something youre entirely uninformed about

whether you consider yourself "a conservative" or not you're the embodiment of that J.S. Mill quote that stupid people naturally gravitate towards conservative beliefs

why dont you go ahead and tell me what conservative beliefs i have

i wasnt aware "not liking pedos" was conservative but im interested to learn

personally id say stupid people make baseless assumptions about peoples political opinion because they think beliefs are like sports teams

nevermind /u/EvanHarper he's our resident agendatard that thinks this sub is the anti-conservative shitfest that most of the rest of Reddit is

lmao i bet you're one of these guys who thinks politicians are silly and should just work together properly instead of bickering, aren't you

huh thats an odd way to explain your bold assertions in the previous post, its almost as though youre just talking shit because you dont really understand the situation or anyone elses beliefs

politicians should just work together properly instead of bickering

nah i just think american style nazis vs communists larping is hilarious, and that everyone involved is a bit of an idiot

why do you insist on this self-image as some kind of leftist when your main political beliefs are demonstrably right wing

you're at best, like, a Bannon-esque guy naive enough to think the "economic nationalism" / fake populism shit isn't an obvious con

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your main political beliefs are demonstrably right wing

remember like 2 posts above this when i asked you what my right wing beliefs were and you blustered and started calling me names

naive

lol dont you believe russians and nazis are going to take your country over

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you have fucking posts about how great Trump's Muslim ban is and how great it is that liberal tears can't stop it. for fuck's sake, why are you lying about this shit, who are you trying to impress

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anti trump people are dumb as all fuck and easy to rile up into a frothing rage at the mere mention of his policy, its funny to me

you can support actual leftist policy without being a raging faggot about it and protesting in a pink knitted hat

unlike a lot of americans i understand how much this current brand of bullshit turns people off of potentially good ideas, its so bland and pandering

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holy shit, keep yourself really safe centipedo

so you havent read any of them either hey, gj commenting on it

u/xNotch can you please send me 1,000,000? I'll expose clinton if you do

Yeah, fund our investigation pls.

my favourite thing is when stupid people act all smug and say there isnt a basement for whatever reason

There isn't a basement. There isn't a pedo ring. You are fucking delusional. You'd believe Hillary Clinton was performing Satanic rituals on Gitmo prisoners as long as someone posted enough paragraphs on /r/conspiracy or /r/the_donald

No, we just think Obama spent a huge amount on a pizza party (maybe with hookers and blow, maybe not, who cares) and they won't defend it by saying "yeah, um, we actually just wasted a few tax dollars on a big party because fuck you".

lol yeah the basement he repeatedly referenced and that theres published photos of doesnt exist, because the tv said so

There isn't a pedo ring.

yep no pedos in dc you got me, case closed

You'd believe Hillary Clinton was performing Satanic rituals on Gitmo prisoners

still more realistic than russian hacking

/r/conspiracy or /r/the_donald

well at least low information fags like you cant put stormfront in that list now

/u/captainpriapism unironically calling other people "low information," my god

i literally just finished replying to a guy who repeated "theres no basement" because the tv told him so, so yeah, literally low information, just like people who used to blame stormfront brigades for being downvoted

the pizza place 100% objectively has a basement, its a good way to show people how easily influenced they are

jesus christ dude how are you this dumb

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feel free to let me know what ive said thats wrong, or alternatively keep doing whatever this is

for someone with an airtight argument you sure resort to calling people dumb a lot and not actually refuting anything

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/u/xNotch, buy Infowars and Breitbart. Then write all the content.

Get that Twitter source out of here.

yeah everybody knew this already, where you been

this is the most serious I've seen him be about it though lol

Is this one of those """ironic""" things or does this nigga actually believe in that retarded ass conspiracy.

A lot of the emails are weird as fuck, like can someone explain why politicians are emailing John Podesta and a bunch of other people something like this

"We plan to heat the pool, so a swim is a possibility. Bonnie will be Uber Service to transport Ruby, Emerson, and Maeve Luzzatto (11, 9, and almost 7) so you’ll have some further entertainment, and they will be in that pool for sure."

Like that clearly implies the young children are the entertainment.

dude even if it was weird, which I really don't think it is (isn't he just saying children's antics are entertaining) jumping to IT'S A PEDO RING is baffling

You don't find it weird that politicians are emailing each other about children, specifying their young age, and the fact they'll be in bathing suits in a pool as entertainment?

There's also the fact that John Podesta talked about his close personal relationship with convicted pedophile Dennis Hastert, former speaker of the house.

There still also wasn't any explanation for the weird email about the "map that seems pizza-related" on a handkerchief of his. Another example would be ""I'm dreaming about your hotdog stand in Hawaii..."

These are just a couple examples too of the countless emails referencing food in weird cryptic ways. If you have an explanation I'd love to hear it.

most of this stuff is obviously innocuous as soon as you look at the actual context instead of the carefully curated "context" you've created for it

do you really think it's astonishing that peoples emails would reference things from previous conversations that don't make any sense unless you know the particular context

and why the hell would talk of "maps that seem pizza-related" and "hotdog stands in hawaii" be in any way useful to operating an international pedophile ring, like think about this shit for a moment, why would high level satanic pedophiles need to slip lightly coded messages (supposedly about easily decipherable pedo slang like some handkerchief code or whatever) into mundane emails about other topics, what would this accomplish

jesus christ dude what is wrong with your brain that you believe this shit

most of this stuff is obviously innocuous

fucking lol

What kind of a fucked-up family do you come from that you read that as the kids being molested?

do you specifically invite other peoples children around to bathe with you for entertainment at an adults party

Podesta got a text message saying: "Your package is in the mail."

Clearly, he's a drug dealer.

You know most invitations regarding kids include their ages? Because a child even between the age of 7 and 8 can be hugely different? So the needs regarding ages of a 11, 9 and 7 year old can be vastly more important than the needs regarding ages of a 41, 39 and 37 year old.

/u/xNotch

Can I come do your drugs with you?

Credit to Notch for remaining as retarded as the average redditor despite his massive achievements and wealth, I guess.

he wish it was true so he can get in on the action

Hes right yo.

/u/xNotch /u/ManhattanTransFur

I';ve got some pizza gate evidence nobody is wanting to talk about:

Check out my work I've done in the past on Papa John's and Little Ceasars'. I think there's something big here nobody is talking about.