A 52-year old man in Paducah, Kentucky was taken by surprise after a prostitute he hired through a website turned out to be his own wife of the past 19 years.
The man had been using the site for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas. Last weekend, the man told his wife he was going out drinking with work colleagues, when in reality he was travelling to a motel on the outskirts of town.
Upon checking into the motel the man used his phone to access his regular website used to book prostitutes. According to a statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new “27-year old” woman who caught his attention.
The photo only showed the woman from her neck down, but the man said he liked her body so he sent her a message to see if she was free later that night. She said she was, and they arranged for a liaison at the motel.
Guests in adjoining rooms called the front desk to report a disturbance at around 8 pm after the woman arrived and found that her client was none other than her husband of the last 19 years.
It emerged that the prostitute was actually the man’s 43-year old wife. She was furious to learn her husband had been hiring sex workers, although he was equally angry to learn his wife had been freelancing as a prostitute. The pair have said to be considering a divorce in the aftermath of the incident.
For those that want to copy and paste the article.
That's not a normal thing for a website to do. I've seen sites do things like preventing right-clicking, stopping you from saving images etc. But not allowing you to highlight text? What the fuck is the reasoning behind that?
honest question, which do you find worse? The spouse who has sex with prostitutes or the spouse who is a prostitute? Weighing all characteristics, I honestly can't come up with an opinion either way. I'm leaning towards the prostitute but only slightly. The money out vs money in thing also makes it difficult.
It's easier for wonen to catch stds so I think that's worse, although I am sympathetic to the money in money out argument. Mostly it's just romantic in a hilarious and trashy way
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1 justcool393 2017-08-28
For those that want to copy and paste the article.
1 SnapshillBot 2017-08-28
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1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-08-28
While that website is cancer incarnate that's pretty hilarious
1 Che_Gueporna 2017-08-28
Adblock. Prevents site cancer like sunblock prevents skin cancer.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-08-28
Not on mobile unfortunately.
1 Che_Gueporna 2017-08-28
I have adblock on mobile.
1 RichEvansSextape 2017-08-28
Firefox Mobile + uBlock or Brave browser.
1 SamWhite 2017-08-28
Weirdly when I wanted to copy-paste a quote from there, I found that they'd somehow prevented me from highlighting and copying text.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-08-28
It also prevented me from copying and paced
1 SamWhite 2017-08-28
That's not a normal thing for a website to do. I've seen sites do things like preventing right-clicking, stopping you from saving images etc. But not allowing you to highlight text? What the fuck is the reasoning behind that?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-08-28
He was really looking for his wife this entire time. It's sweet and romantic when you think of it that way.
1 ThatMormonMike 2017-08-28
Until you think about the fact that they've both been going behind each other's backs and having sex with strangers.
1 SmurfPrivilege 2017-08-28
I think you're missing the point that fate brought them back together. This is a romance for the ages.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-08-28
It's a tale as old as time.
1 shawa666 2017-08-28
It's the circle of Life.
1 cleverseneca 2017-08-28
Its under the sea?
1 Che_Gueporna 2017-08-28
Honestly, i dont see why they'd get a divorce?
Shit, if i was him, i'd just negotiate a bulk discount. He saves money, she gets a steady paycheck, they both get laid.
1 babybopp 2017-08-28
I would still bang her to get my money's worth. I hired a prostitute by god she will fuck me or I will give her a one star.
1 BussySundae 2017-08-28
I, too, am a professional Yelp Escort reviewer
1 RichEvansSextape 2017-08-28
There's really is hooker review sites somewhere on the internet, though.
Technology is amazing.
1 imjgaltstill 2017-08-28
theeroticreview.com
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-28
backpage.com/feedback
1 tomato_man123 2017-08-28
It's the plot of the pina colada song 🍹
1 explohd 2017-08-28
🎶🎶_If you like penis colliding..._🎶🎶
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-08-28
This is what happened.
1 sirbadges 2017-08-28
This is literally the pina colada song
1 Notthehalf 2017-08-28
I saw that family guy episode too
1 versalina 2017-08-28
If you like piña coladas...
1 Honk4Tits 2017-08-28
If you like Piña Coladas.....
1 barblaheysboots 2017-08-28
And getting caught on backpage... 🎶
1 JumbledFun 2017-08-28
If you're not into dating
1 FieryChickenSkeleton 2017-08-28
Anal's all the rage.
1 WorldStarCroCop 2017-08-28
THERE'S THE VIETNAMESE HOOKER THAT BIT MY NOSE OFF
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-08-28
If you're not into grindcore
If you have half a brain...
1 JumbledFun 2017-08-28
Trump country is truly paradise
1 SamWhite 2017-08-28
I have faith those crazy lovebirds will work things out.
1 Kumdogmillionaire 2017-08-28
Neither of them have the right to be mad at the other. People like that deserve each other
1 eightysixed86 2017-08-28
It was meant to be!
1 skeetsurfing1984 2017-08-28
It's basically a 21st-century version of O. Henry's "The Gift of the Magi."
1 neutralvoter 2017-08-28
honest question, which do you find worse? The spouse who has sex with prostitutes or the spouse who is a prostitute? Weighing all characteristics, I honestly can't come up with an opinion either way. I'm leaning towards the prostitute but only slightly. The money out vs money in thing also makes it difficult.
1 JumbledFun 2017-08-28
Banging hookers. At least she's bringing cash back into the household he's just sending it out
1 tomato_man123 2017-08-28
It's easier for wonen to catch stds so I think that's worse, although I am sympathetic to the money in money out argument. Mostly it's just romantic in a hilarious and trashy way
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-08-28
Obviously the guy banging hookers. If he'd just have left a 20 on the nightstand this could have been avoided!
1 InsectThinker 2017-08-28
/u/thereasontrumpwon OP can't recognize fake news.
1 eightysixed86 2017-08-28
I want to believe.
1 WorldStarCroCop 2017-08-28
It's like a rom com
with whores
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-08-28
Top ten anime betrayals
1 EvanHarper 2017-08-28
and that man's name was Rod Serling
1 gimlic 2017-08-28
If you like pina-coladas...
1 Cake_eater666 2017-08-28
Typical American relationship.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-08-28
delete this
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-28
what a thumbnail
1 Notthehalf 2017-08-28
Remind me again how degeneracy is unique to gay people?
1 diversity_is_toxic 2017-08-28
Women.