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if everyone heres a dude then why is no one posting their bussy smh

Why aren't you?

i am, so far.

Nope, I have a vagina.

Shut up dr*mpftard women don't post on /r/drama

I do, too, just not attached to my body.

Ah the Frankenstein gussy.

Yeah, and it's probably a cold cavernous mineshaft, unlike /u/Neon_needles's snug horizontal Toyota of a gussy.

Pfff.. not a jap. More like a Ford 150 covered in cat hair, fuck boi

I do have standards, yes. Mouth breathers who live in their mother's basement and republicans are not allowed entry.

That's not a very long list. I breath through a respirator and can't vote as a felon so I qualify. When's the next time you'll be in the Chicago land area?

Omfg, are you gonna jump me? ;_; Idk, sometime next month probably. What'd you do lol?

Nothing quite as romantic as what I would do for a bussy but something more fun than an evening of booze and chicken wings.

I disrespected daddy's hair hat. It's a felony now.

Story plz

The first thing you need to know about me is that I have fantastic hair, the rest of me is nothing to write home about but I have glorious flowing ubermench blonde hair. Walking home from the Chicago loop one day I cut through the AMA plaza right by Trump tower. Across the street who else do I see but Trumpldor himself greeting a group of Russians that I would later learn were a political delegation that would approve construction on a Moscow hotel. As I passed by I couldn't help but stare at the noticeably unfomfortable man that would become the president of our United states, he had already began to sweat. He was looking straight past the Russian delegation right at me, no not me, my hair. There was a jealousy in his eyes that road the fence between envy and pure hate.

He began to walk towards me, completely ignoring his guests. He didn't even look up the street as he crossed, a taxi skidded to a halt as he approached me. Just now grasping the magnitude of this situation I stood up straighter and stopped looking into his eyes, and instead into his hair. It was a truly wretched weave, like what a blind and bald man might imagine hair to look like, there was no life in that hair. I looked down, he was now standing directly in front of me. Mere inches separated us. I noticed for the first time that tears were pooling at the corners of his eyes. He opened his mouth as if to sing all the secrets of the universe but no words came to his lips.

I could tell that a great wind was rippling past us only because of effect it was having on my perfect hair. I could not break free from the moment. I noticed for the first time that we were both crying openly. Then the rain came, washing away our tears and clensing the world, there was no longer thoughts of escaping, the whole world might as well have only existed to bring us to this precipice. The rain has become torrential, it is coming down almost horizontally. Lighting strikes Trump tower, bathing us in light. I noticed we had both collapsed to our knees although I had no memory if it happening.

Another flash, Trump is now me, he runs a single hand through the hair he never had, his face is pure bliss.

A third flash he has returned to the monster he has always been, the hair in his hand turns to straw.

A fourth flash, the moment has passed. The rain becomes a trickle and then stops. The wind is now dead. I stand up and begin to leave, now knowing the beast that lies within my own soul.

As I walk away I turn to see the husk of a man that is trump pointing at me, still incapable of speech, but it didn't matter. The look in his eyes communicated everything. I continued home not looking back once.

Several months later, the day after Trump is sworn into office, I hear a knock at the door. I open it to find trump smiling that reptilian smile only he is capable of. He is with a group of goons that promptly take me away. I spent the next 3 months in prison and have gotten out on good behavior but I'm a felon to this day.

ROASTIE BEGONE!

Pft, liar! Just another bussy!

Why are females so entitled?

I got on the plane today and a Stacy came up next to me while I was already seated. She looked extremely bitchy, had a lot of botox and wore those yoga pants that have "juicy" written across the ass. She was carrying a bag which was clearly too heavy for her and a drink and phone at the same time. The other passengers hadn't arrived yet so there was no beta cuck to carry her stuff. She was giving me a slutty look and staring intently in the hopes that I would rush to her aid (proof that females objectify themselves). When she realized I wasn't moving a finger she asked me "excuse me, could you help me out?". I ignored her of course, this dumb whore is used to people doing favors for her. She groaned loudly and muttered "oh my god". Around a minute later a cabin crew member came while she was struggling and helped her out.

Why did she feel so entitled? The mere fact she has a pussy made her think I would break my back to assist her. We sat near each other for the rest of the flight and made eye contact a couple of times. She was practically glaring at me and I couldn't help but chuckle. Entitled roastie.

She just wanted to suck your dick in the on flight lavatory. Sheesh, you're giving off the faggot vibe.

Eh, I couldn't find a good incel pasta to respond to this. This is the best I got, let's just pretend it's funny and appropriate:

I was at home alone, slightly drunk so I said fuck it and posted an ad on the m4m section. I put a photo of me and a description of my shitty life.

This morning my inbox had blown up. I got messages ranging from people who wanted to talk and cuddle to people saying that they would fuck the sadness out of me.

Apparently getting laid in the gay community is way easier than I thought.

Now I'm freaking out. I'm seriously considering doing this, but on one hand I'm afraid I'll hate myself even more if I do and maybe even catch some disease. On the other hand I really need human contact, even if it means I'll have to suck some dick to get it.

Any thoughts?

Edit: I added one guy on kik, we messaged and I got a couple of dick pics for my effort. He says he doesn't necessarily want sex though, we can just hang out. The dick pics were just for context I suppose.

Edit2: I doubt anyone is still reading this, but I'll edit anyway. I'm supposed to meet the kik guy today. So far I've learnt that he has a dick and that he's not afraid to use it. We went from chatting about going for a beer together and seeing where things went to him wanting to pound my ass in the roughest way possible. I'm not sure I'm ok with this.

Edit3: I might just go to the red light district and visit one of the window girls. Fuck this shit.

Edit4: it seems that it's going to happen in the end. We're meeting this evening (well in a few hours actually). If there's interest I'll update you guys on how it goes.

How come I'm not surprised?

In an industry filled with thirsty kissless old virgins, of course that group will feel threatened by the arrival of more women. More people who will be able to tell them they suck, that they are without remedy, that they are disgusting to normal people? I'd feel threatened. Then again, they should feel threatened, because they are the kind of people (these pasty-white, socially inept, inexperienced neckbeards) that shouldn't be hired to begin with! Not women, but them! Their toxic personalities, which got them where they are now, and their disgusting hygienic standards (not to say anything about their unattractive looks) is the stuff that drove people away from them in the first place.

As a woman in tech, I'm sick and tired of dealing with social outcasts in an everyday basis. None of my non-STEM friends deal with things like this. Every time I talk to them about having to work with people with zero social skills, that don't share any interest in normal social events, that have zero social experience, that get creepy, that are the epitome of the neckbeard, I'm treated as though as I did work in some sort of hospice for the mentally challenged. They get to work and collaborate with normal, well-adjusted coworkers, which makes their work more fulfilling, makes them want to improve and get involved, and even have repercussions in their social lifes. Me? It's like dealing with freshmen from high school. And I dread the possibility of encountering them outside work. Like, fear-for-my-life level of dread.

The real problem with IT? It's filled with socially inept white men. Get rid of them, and see the industry boom. You think the Knuths, the Dijkstras, the Hamiltons, the Shockleys, the Moores or the von Neumanns of the past were socially unadjusted? They were normal people. They managed to get along with normal people. Chat, keep a conversation, date, get laid, party, go out on weekends. It's impossible to work with people who are better described as "androids trying too hard to forget they are in part humans". It simply doesn't work like that. Maybe in the future, when AI manages to take over the software industry, such an entity can be useful. But this industry basically demands that any newcomer becomes maladjusted. That is bound to backfire.

And you are seeing the backfire already. China is gaining ground. So does Europe. Places where the neckbeard, socially inexperienced virgin stereotype of an IT worker doesn't really exist. I've worked there with amazing and talented people who also knew how to relate to people, how to collaborate, how to work in groups, how to socialize. They were creative. That's why you see a drop in quality in Silicon Valley: they are hiring robot-wannabe, academics-obsessed manchildren who have known (or worse: cannot know) any other life than coding/software/engineering. Of course they are going to stunt. There's nothing new. No new ideas, no new worldviews. The same always-repeated mantras, dogmas, rule-of-thumbs and "deities"/idols they worship.

Again, the solution? It's not "hire more women/black people". It's stop hiring socially stunted, inexperienced, kissless virgins. Then women and minorities will flock back to you and you'll get several new sets of fresh eyes.

I do not identify as a man. I'm a demigender pansexual who just happens to be in a relationship with a straight CIA-woman.

fake, no /r/drama user could ever get into a relationship

Speak for yourself. Me and u/Cummybot2000 are happily married 💞

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