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Group of retards no one wants anything to do with are reviled across the site.(in this case internet Trump fans)
They find a place that tolerates them due to a laissez faire attitude towards moderation.(drama)
They flood in with huge numbers because most of the similar portions of reddit(in this case other metareddits) do not welcome them.
Their influence changes the community.(in this case politicizing it to a ridiculous degree)
Notice how it's no longer expected that there even be drama if it's political? That's because the community has become a left-right battleground, but everyone agenda posting hides behind smug irony as a shield.
The Farmer’s Market on Fairfax and 3rd is a Los Angeles landmark, attracting tourists and everyday Angelinos alike, as well as many famous faces. Among the celebrities I have seen there are Muhammad Ali, Terri Garr, Tyra Banks, Laura Linney, Keenan Ivory Wayans, the guitarist for The Cult, Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs, and Weird Al Yankovic.
But Ann Coulter is the only celebrity I’ve ever spotted at Farmer’s Market that I wound up fucking in the ass, hard.
It would be fair to observe that my feeling obligated to present the list of celebrities above in roughly Black-White-Black-White order is indicative of my own carefully Liberal sensibilities. And that this sort of conscientiousness is more than a little ridiculous, on examination. But what I notice about myself only on reflection, Ann Coulter seemed to recognize and respond to in an instant, like a puma recognizes an injured giselle. For Ann Coulter is a predator. A predator with a hungry asshole.
I first spotted her sitting at a table in front of The Gumbo Pot with another woman who looked not unlike her, but a generation older (I neglected to ask her at any point subsequently whether this had in fact been her mother). I vaguely recognized her—there’s always a lag time placing faces you know from cable when unconfined to a telescreen—and began to notice, stealing furtive glances up from the copy of Steinbeck I was reading, that she was eyeing me with unsettling scrutiny.
The next thing I knew, her companion (mother?) had left and Coulter was standing over me, looking skeptically at my reading material.
‘The Grapes of Wrath, huh?’
‘Yes’ I said, faking composure. ‘It’s fantastic.’
‘It’s a fantastic primer for vacuous proto-Communists everywhere,’ she said dismissively.
‘I don’t know about that..’
She sighed. ‘I don’t have enough ink in my pen to keep a running list of what you don’t know. May I?’
She motioned to the empty chair next to me.
‘Of course.’ It would be fair to say my voice trembled a little.
She sat and said nothing. Ann Coulter evidently takes an unappreciative view of small talk. That she was eager to continue antagonizing me became evident when I re-opened my recently-insulted book to resume reading. A young man passed in a t-shirt proclaiming ‘Iraq Nam’. She stopped him.
‘1. Haircut. 2. Shower. 3. Get a job, you sniveling hippy,’ she glowered. ‘You’re probably too high to remember that, so write it down--if you can write.’
He looked at her with dismay and scampered away like a kicked cat. She turned to me with bloodlust.
‘What do you think of the war: complete success, or very nearly complete success?’ she asked.
‘Well, in no time—barring the strong possibility of Civil War--we’ll have a democratically-elected anti-US Islamicist government in charge of the world’s second-largest oil reserves, so I’d have to say only very-nearly, on the complete success scale, at a hysterically distorted best.’
She showed her teeth. ‘It sounds to me like you don’t support our troops.’
‘I think that ‘Support Our Troops’ business is the most crass, craven cowardice ever to go unquestioned by the allegedly Liberal media.’
‘Yes? Yes?’ There was oddly growing excitement in her voice.
‘It allows the Administration to absolve itself of responsibility for its own flawed policy. It’s no different than if you sent a classroom of 2nd graders into a burning building, and when anyone objects you throw in their face that they "don’t support our 2nd graders"’
‘Where do you live?’
‘A few blocks away.’
‘Take me there.’
When we got to my apartment, she looked around glumly.
‘I was thinking you’d have half-burned American flags up on the wall,’ she said, disappointed.
‘That’s ridiculous. I love my country.’
‘Whatever you think that means,’ she said, rolling her eyes. ‘Don’t you have anything nasty to say about the President?’
‘Like what?’
‘Like he’s an imbecile, or corrupt, or a corrupt imbecile—the usual sore-loser bitter chatter.’
‘To be honest, I didn’t like the nasty things that were said about Clinton, and I’ve decided to have respect for the Office, no matter who holds it. I don’t think President Bush is corrupt or an imbecile anyway. Would you like something to drink?’
‘I think maybe this was a mistake,’ she said, starting to go.
‘That’s not to say I don’t disagree strongly with many of his policies and objectives.’
She seemed to reconsider. ‘Like what?’
‘I don’t know. Name one.’
‘Get me a drink first.’
With every point I expressed that ran counter to a view she held, she removed one article of clothing. Soon she sat on my couch naked, gently pulling at her untrimmed pubic hair, staring intently but not quite invitingly at me. The growing hard lump in my throat was just outpaced by the one in my pants. I was a little nervous because we had agreed on the last two points—the need to reconsider the option of nuclear energy, and drilling in the Arctic—and I noticed her oversized nipples were no longer hard. Luckily, she was, by this point, determined.
‘What do you think,’ she began provocatively, ‘of the President’s plan to privatize Social Security?’
I sighed with relief; this was as sure a promise to seal the deal as her asking if I had a condom.
‘I think it’s a payoff to the Americans the President has always been most intent on pleasing: the richest 1%.’
‘What do you mean?’ she cooed. I noticed her nipples hardening once more. She dropped to her knees in front of me. She pushed me backwards and positioned my legs up in the air.
‘A stock’s value is even now only partially tied to the actual value of any publicly traded company. But who’s going to profit from inflated valuations when stock prices swell irrationally from the forced, artificial injection of capital?
Her breath was hot on my ‘taint as she lifted my scrotum. ‘Yes? Yes?’
‘You might as well shoehorn billions of dollars into the Baseball Card market. The price of a Derek Jeter rookie will be driven up to hundreds of thousands of dollars—before the bubble bursts and the whole market crashes massively.’ It was getting hard to stay on point as she tongue-fucked my shitter vigorously.
‘Don’t..Stop!!’ her contorted mouth pled from my butthole.
‘The top 1% will sell stocks at the inflated valuations to the novice investors-by-necessity, the market will swell and crash, and the same 1% will come back and re-purchase their holdings at pennies on the dollar. Meanwhile, Social Security will go bankrupt and all the novice investors will be eating catfood for the duration of their "golden years,'’ barring a massive Federal bailout several hundred times in excess of what the Savings & Loan scandal cost us.’
She sprung up on the couch on all fours and looked over her shoulder at me. She pointed to her twitching, puckered anus. ‘See this?’
I nodded eagerly.
‘I want you to wreck it.’
I spit on my skeezer-pleaser and, prying her ass cheeks apart like a hot dinner roll, drove it home, into the biggest browneye I had ever seen. She gurgled contentedly. Every thrust of my babymaker was met with a wrenched squeal as I grabbed her by the hips and began really leaning into it.
‘Harder!’ she begged, ‘Harder!! Tell me what you think of Chomsky!’
‘I..think..he’s..brill..iant..but..I..don’t really agree with much of his stance on Israel, and--’
‘You’re slowing down!’ she snapped. ‘DON’T SLOW DOWN!’
I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe. She was babbling now, as out of a delirious reverie.
‘Feed it,' Ann Coulter rasped. 'Feed my hungry asshole!'
I buried her face in a throw pillow and she swiveled her hips back on my fuckstick with obvious appreciation. My pace quickened as my man-magma built towards eruption.
‘Wait!’ she gasped, sensing the fuse on my yogurt cannon was burning quick. ‘I want to take you ass-to-mouth!’
I withdrew from her puckerhole with an audible ‘pop’ and she scrambled around, gulping at my wang-dang-doodle as though the lives of all her loved ones hinged on her marks for enthusiasm. Her eyes rolled up pleadingly as she threw her head down again and again on my magic johnson. I knew what she wanted.
‘There is a specter haunting Europe,’ I began, and she started to convulse spasmodically with her own thrashing orgasm, her head now dribbling in a blur against my groin. I repeated every Karl Marx quote I could think of until I reached my own ‘historic inevitability’ and launched surge after surge from my hairy boda bag. I ejaculated with what seemed like enough force to blow out the back of her head--but her head was made of stronger stuff. She sputtered, gobbled and gulped what I’d have to call a very liberal, even radically so, quantity of hot splooey.
Once she caught her breath, she wiped her mouth, stood, and took me by the hand.
‘Let’s go to the bathroom.’
‘Why?’
She seemed surprised I had to ask. Her tone was that of someone reminding another of something too obvious to need mention.
‘Uh, so I can get in the tub and you can piss all over me?’
I sat in a robe and watched her as she dressed.
‘Will I see you again?’ I asked tentatively.
‘Sure,’ she said, pointing to the TV. ‘On that.’
Some moments passed. I tried to dispel the awkward silence.
‘Well, nice meeting you,’ I offered.
‘You’ve really got a gift for tedious small talk,’ she shot back.
I was a little hurt and, recognizing this, she softened just a shade as she reached for her purse to leave.
‘Hey.’
‘Yes?’ I asked.
‘Thanks for not staring at my adam’s apple.’
‘No problem.’
She let herself out without another word, and I sat in the late afternoon silence alone. I considered how it felt to be a disposable instrument in someone’s personal debasement fantasy.
I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe. She was babbling now, as out of a delirious reverie.
'Feed it,' Ann Coulter rasped. 'Feed my hungry asshole!'
I buried her face in a throw pillow and she swiveled her hips back on my fuckstick with obvious appreciation. My pace quickened as my man-magma built towards eruption.
this was where I came for the third and most spectacular time. shit's fucking hot
youre not remembering correctly. well get like a month of nonstop agenda then a good day, then a month of nonstop agenda again. its the lifecycle of r/drama
The headline states current members can continue to serve. People who have been following the story already knew Mattis had put the admittance of transgenders on hold.
As Defense Secretary, Mattis has emphasized that he has little tolerance for policies that detract from military readiness or the Pentagon's effectiveness on the battlefield. At the last moment in June, he delayed the Pentagon's plan to accept new transgender troops. His reasoning: He demanded more study to determine the effect of recruiting them on the Pentagon's ability to fight and win wars.
the same sort of study has already been conducted under a previous administration. Mattis only cares about fighting wars and winning, his findings will be in line with that. Contrast this with Trumps tweet where he said outright that he wanted to ban trannies from serving altogether.
What i expect is youve never been in the service, so.... while i got bdus hanging in the closet that have done more for this country than you i'll leave you to being a clueless ass
Sounds like you're pretty bias against them, so I'm willing to believe that you've probably got similar minded folks around you. Plenty of people in r/military don't give a fuck as long as the job gets done.
I have plenty of eleven bang bang as friends that don't give a shit about trannies serving. Funny how experiences vary on an individual basis. Your bias is pretty clear dude, put the Green Weenie back in your mouth and shush.
hold on LT, 1-1 bravo's SAW gunner needs to use his medically issued dildo to reopen the gaping wound between his legs that he calls a vagina, we'll get that bof up right afterwards though!
I was in the Army you fucktard, lol. You shot yourself in the foot and got called on it. Cry harder for me, buttercup. Your tears give my popcorn the perfect amount of salt. You talk like someone that washed out of MEPS right down to the generic insults and pompous stupidity.
Lol, how have I been "beating around the bush" when you never even asked what my MOS was? I know grunts aren't always the smartest people around but you're really fucking dumb. I was a 15E btw. Before you say it though, no, the word of a POG is not any lesser than that of some random 11B blue falcon. I know you can't help that your ego is as over inflated as Chelsea Charms' tits but I assure you that no one gives a fuck about how hard you think you are. You're still just another cog in the machine like everyone else. Army green is Army green, fuckstick, deal with it.
The real study was already done and was positive for trans troops, that's they were supposed to allow hiring in June. A delay won't change the study, just find more evidences to enforce the results.
Implying the military doesn't already contain mentally ill weirdos.
Seriously, who gives a fuck if the shitbag sitting in front of a computer all day not doing their job is an actual chick or a dude pretending to be one? It's not like most of them are going to pass the combat arms test anyway.
Because those mentally ill weirdos have a tend to cry about microagressions and all sorts of other stupid shit. the culture that follows them is the problem, not the people themselves
No they don't. Fat chicks who have a trans friend are the one doing that. Most trans people I know just want to be fucking normal and could give 2 shits about microagressions. They deal with real aggressions regularly.
My battles and I never gave a shit about your sexuality or gender as long as you pulled your weight. This attitude has been around for years and it'll stay that way long after we're all dead. Don't speak for all of us, please.
Last year, the Pentagon commissioned a study by the non-partisan RAND Corp. to examine the effects on military readiness of allowing transgender troops to serve openly and the cost of providing them medical treatment. The study estimated that a few to several thousand transgender troops are on the active duty force of 1.3 million. Researchers found that paying for their health care needs would amount to about $8 million per year and their effect on readiness would be negligible.
i can't wait until the report finds that (no fucking brainier) letting mentally ill trannys into the military hurts combat effectiveness and the ban goes through.
You know they were supposed to allow hiring trans people in June after the results of the study, but they postpone the decision, right? The result of the study is positive for trans troops. Mattis is just gaining time until midterms.
On today's episode of "When Agendaposting Goes Too Retarded, Too Fast..." Whatafuxup weighs his very insightful professional assessment with other internet experts across several retarded posts.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-08-30
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1 xbettel 2017-08-30
Let the adults make the decisions, ignore the orange toddler.
1 lint-roller 2017-08-30
That's ageist.
1 scatmunchies 2017-08-30
Did the sub become nonstop agenda posting because of mod coup bullshit, or what? I don't remember it being like this before.
1 ownersinc 2017-08-30
Found one of daddy's dipshits
1 scatmunchies 2017-08-30
Nah, Trump’s a dumbshit.
1 ownersinc 2017-08-30
Can you just pretend to like Trump so my earlier comment looks funnier 😥
1 scatmunchies 2017-08-30
nah
1 extratooth 2017-08-30
it's reddit.
every board here is just naturally on the verge of going full /r/politics.
if a board ever got too bad goy it would get shut down anyway.
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1 SperglockHolmes 2017-08-30
gay
1 HydroDragon 2017-08-30
Thanks!!!!!!!!!
1 rewind45 2017-08-30
This comment is art. Someone print it and frame it.
1 HydroDragon 2017-08-30
In truth you could fill in every blank with an adjective and be correct, it like a worksheet and shiat.
1 HydroDragon 2017-08-30
Are you fucking kidding me. Trump is the biggest drama llama on the planet in current year. That fuck stick delivers the spaz bro.
1 Clopernicus 2017-08-30
This sub seems to go both ways, like a bisexual.
1 Ls777 2017-08-30
Tell me about it, its fascinating
1 OhNoHesZooming 2017-08-30
Places like /r/drama are doomed to fail.
Group of retards no one wants anything to do with are reviled across the site.(in this case internet Trump fans)
They find a place that tolerates them due to a laissez faire attitude towards moderation.(drama)
They flood in with huge numbers because most of the similar portions of reddit(in this case other metareddits) do not welcome them.
Their influence changes the community.(in this case politicizing it to a ridiculous degree)
Notice how it's no longer expected that there even be drama if it's political? That's because the community has become a left-right battleground, but everyone agenda posting hides behind smug irony as a shield.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-08-30
More of a left-right hatefuck if u ask me
With cuddling after
1 BussySundae 2017-08-30
The Farmer’s Market on Fairfax and 3rd is a Los Angeles landmark, attracting tourists and everyday Angelinos alike, as well as many famous faces. Among the celebrities I have seen there are Muhammad Ali, Terri Garr, Tyra Banks, Laura Linney, Keenan Ivory Wayans, the guitarist for The Cult, Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs, and Weird Al Yankovic.
But Ann Coulter is the only celebrity I’ve ever spotted at Farmer’s Market that I wound up fucking in the ass, hard.
It would be fair to observe that my feeling obligated to present the list of celebrities above in roughly Black-White-Black-White order is indicative of my own carefully Liberal sensibilities. And that this sort of conscientiousness is more than a little ridiculous, on examination. But what I notice about myself only on reflection, Ann Coulter seemed to recognize and respond to in an instant, like a puma recognizes an injured giselle. For Ann Coulter is a predator. A predator with a hungry asshole.
I first spotted her sitting at a table in front of The Gumbo Pot with another woman who looked not unlike her, but a generation older (I neglected to ask her at any point subsequently whether this had in fact been her mother). I vaguely recognized her—there’s always a lag time placing faces you know from cable when unconfined to a telescreen—and began to notice, stealing furtive glances up from the copy of Steinbeck I was reading, that she was eyeing me with unsettling scrutiny.
The next thing I knew, her companion (mother?) had left and Coulter was standing over me, looking skeptically at my reading material. ‘The Grapes of Wrath, huh?’ ‘Yes’ I said, faking composure. ‘It’s fantastic.’ ‘It’s a fantastic primer for vacuous proto-Communists everywhere,’ she said dismissively. ‘I don’t know about that..’ She sighed. ‘I don’t have enough ink in my pen to keep a running list of what you don’t know. May I?’ She motioned to the empty chair next to me. ‘Of course.’ It would be fair to say my voice trembled a little. She sat and said nothing. Ann Coulter evidently takes an unappreciative view of small talk. That she was eager to continue antagonizing me became evident when I re-opened my recently-insulted book to resume reading. A young man passed in a t-shirt proclaiming ‘Iraq Nam’. She stopped him. ‘1. Haircut. 2. Shower. 3. Get a job, you sniveling hippy,’ she glowered. ‘You’re probably too high to remember that, so write it down--if you can write.’ He looked at her with dismay and scampered away like a kicked cat. She turned to me with bloodlust. ‘What do you think of the war: complete success, or very nearly complete success?’ she asked. ‘Well, in no time—barring the strong possibility of Civil War--we’ll have a democratically-elected anti-US Islamicist government in charge of the world’s second-largest oil reserves, so I’d have to say only very-nearly, on the complete success scale, at a hysterically distorted best.’ She showed her teeth. ‘It sounds to me like you don’t support our troops.’ ‘I think that ‘Support Our Troops’ business is the most crass, craven cowardice ever to go unquestioned by the allegedly Liberal media.’ ‘Yes? Yes?’ There was oddly growing excitement in her voice. ‘It allows the Administration to absolve itself of responsibility for its own flawed policy. It’s no different than if you sent a classroom of 2nd graders into a burning building, and when anyone objects you throw in their face that they "don’t support our 2nd graders"’ ‘Where do you live?’ ‘A few blocks away.’ ‘Take me there.’
When we got to my apartment, she looked around glumly. ‘I was thinking you’d have half-burned American flags up on the wall,’ she said, disappointed. ‘That’s ridiculous. I love my country.’ ‘Whatever you think that means,’ she said, rolling her eyes. ‘Don’t you have anything nasty to say about the President?’ ‘Like what?’ ‘Like he’s an imbecile, or corrupt, or a corrupt imbecile—the usual sore-loser bitter chatter.’ ‘To be honest, I didn’t like the nasty things that were said about Clinton, and I’ve decided to have respect for the Office, no matter who holds it. I don’t think President Bush is corrupt or an imbecile anyway. Would you like something to drink?’ ‘I think maybe this was a mistake,’ she said, starting to go. ‘That’s not to say I don’t disagree strongly with many of his policies and objectives.’ She seemed to reconsider. ‘Like what?’ ‘I don’t know. Name one.’ ‘Get me a drink first.’
With every point I expressed that ran counter to a view she held, she removed one article of clothing. Soon she sat on my couch naked, gently pulling at her untrimmed pubic hair, staring intently but not quite invitingly at me. The growing hard lump in my throat was just outpaced by the one in my pants. I was a little nervous because we had agreed on the last two points—the need to reconsider the option of nuclear energy, and drilling in the Arctic—and I noticed her oversized nipples were no longer hard. Luckily, she was, by this point, determined. ‘What do you think,’ she began provocatively, ‘of the President’s plan to privatize Social Security?’ I sighed with relief; this was as sure a promise to seal the deal as her asking if I had a condom. ‘I think it’s a payoff to the Americans the President has always been most intent on pleasing: the richest 1%.’ ‘What do you mean?’ she cooed. I noticed her nipples hardening once more. She dropped to her knees in front of me. She pushed me backwards and positioned my legs up in the air. ‘A stock’s value is even now only partially tied to the actual value of any publicly traded company. But who’s going to profit from inflated valuations when stock prices swell irrationally from the forced, artificial injection of capital? Her breath was hot on my ‘taint as she lifted my scrotum. ‘Yes? Yes?’ ‘You might as well shoehorn billions of dollars into the Baseball Card market. The price of a Derek Jeter rookie will be driven up to hundreds of thousands of dollars—before the bubble bursts and the whole market crashes massively.’ It was getting hard to stay on point as she tongue-fucked my shitter vigorously. ‘Don’t..Stop!!’ her contorted mouth pled from my butthole. ‘The top 1% will sell stocks at the inflated valuations to the novice investors-by-necessity, the market will swell and crash, and the same 1% will come back and re-purchase their holdings at pennies on the dollar. Meanwhile, Social Security will go bankrupt and all the novice investors will be eating catfood for the duration of their "golden years,'’ barring a massive Federal bailout several hundred times in excess of what the Savings & Loan scandal cost us.’ She sprung up on the couch on all fours and looked over her shoulder at me. She pointed to her twitching, puckered anus. ‘See this?’ I nodded eagerly. ‘I want you to wreck it.’ I spit on my skeezer-pleaser and, prying her ass cheeks apart like a hot dinner roll, drove it home, into the biggest browneye I had ever seen. She gurgled contentedly. Every thrust of my babymaker was met with a wrenched squeal as I grabbed her by the hips and began really leaning into it. ‘Harder!’ she begged, ‘Harder!! Tell me what you think of Chomsky!’ ‘I..think..he’s..brill..iant..but..I..don’t really agree with much of his stance on Israel, and--’ ‘You’re slowing down!’ she snapped. ‘DON’T SLOW DOWN!’ I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe. She was babbling now, as out of a delirious reverie. ‘Feed it,' Ann Coulter rasped. 'Feed my hungry asshole!' I buried her face in a throw pillow and she swiveled her hips back on my fuckstick with obvious appreciation. My pace quickened as my man-magma built towards eruption. ‘Wait!’ she gasped, sensing the fuse on my yogurt cannon was burning quick. ‘I want to take you ass-to-mouth!’ I withdrew from her puckerhole with an audible ‘pop’ and she scrambled around, gulping at my wang-dang-doodle as though the lives of all her loved ones hinged on her marks for enthusiasm. Her eyes rolled up pleadingly as she threw her head down again and again on my magic johnson. I knew what she wanted. ‘There is a specter haunting Europe,’ I began, and she started to convulse spasmodically with her own thrashing orgasm, her head now dribbling in a blur against my groin. I repeated every Karl Marx quote I could think of until I reached my own ‘historic inevitability’ and launched surge after surge from my hairy boda bag. I ejaculated with what seemed like enough force to blow out the back of her head--but her head was made of stronger stuff. She sputtered, gobbled and gulped what I’d have to call a very liberal, even radically so, quantity of hot splooey. Once she caught her breath, she wiped her mouth, stood, and took me by the hand. ‘Let’s go to the bathroom.’ ‘Why?’ She seemed surprised I had to ask. Her tone was that of someone reminding another of something too obvious to need mention. ‘Uh, so I can get in the tub and you can piss all over me?’
I sat in a robe and watched her as she dressed. ‘Will I see you again?’ I asked tentatively. ‘Sure,’ she said, pointing to the TV. ‘On that.’ Some moments passed. I tried to dispel the awkward silence. ‘Well, nice meeting you,’ I offered. ‘You’ve really got a gift for tedious small talk,’ she shot back. I was a little hurt and, recognizing this, she softened just a shade as she reached for her purse to leave. ‘Hey.’ ‘Yes?’ I asked. ‘Thanks for not staring at my adam’s apple.’ ‘No problem.’ She let herself out without another word, and I sat in the late afternoon silence alone. I considered how it felt to be a disposable instrument in someone’s personal debasement fantasy.
All in all, it didn’t feel too bad.
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-30
this was where I came for the third and most spectacular time. shit's fucking hot
1 TNBK 2017-08-30
you have my attention
1 LadyVetinari 2017-08-30
pick your poison
1 TNBK 2017-08-30
this is how we need to explain the political spectrum to our children
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-30
you say that like it's a BAD thing
1 baaaaby 2017-08-30
youre not remembering correctly. well get like a month of nonstop agenda then a good day, then a month of nonstop agenda again. its the lifecycle of r/drama
1 Obskulum 2017-08-30
It's not a safe space for T_D outliers, if that's what you're asking.
1 Namenamenamenamena 2017-08-30
Didn't he not plan on kicking out current ones? Also the article says mattis stopped letting new ones in over a month ago lol.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-08-30
You're not supposed to read the article just the headline.
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-08-30
But if I do that the agenda posting doesn't work.
1 shakirapadthai 2017-08-30
The headline states current members can continue to serve. People who have been following the story already knew Mattis had put the admittance of transgenders on hold.
1 OniTan 2017-08-30
All this did was create a new DADT.
Get into military. Wait like a year. Go to doc. "I think I'm a tranny."
"Well, luckily you're a current service member. Here's your hormones."
1 captainpriapism 2017-08-30
like its hard to tell
1 Namenamenamenamena 2017-08-30
You can't just jump right to gassing them
1 TheGhostOfRichPiana 2017-08-30
More of Trumps 'winning' in action I see.
1 Whatafuxup 2017-08-30
did u read the article my dude?
1 TheGhostOfRichPiana 2017-08-30
the same sort of study has already been conducted under a previous administration. Mattis only cares about fighting wars and winning, his findings will be in line with that. Contrast this with Trumps tweet where he said outright that he wanted to ban trannies from serving altogether.
1 Whatafuxup 2017-08-30
Letting mentally ill weirdos has a direct negative impact on morale. Ask any soldier current or retired, the real study is going to find this.
1 xrayjones2000 2017-08-30
As a vet i dont give a fuck, so...... try not to speak for everyone. Thanks
1 Whatafuxup 2017-08-30
POG detected
1 xrayjones2000 2017-08-30
What i expect is youve never been in the service, so.... while i got bdus hanging in the closet that have done more for this country than you i'll leave you to being a clueless ass
1 Whatafuxup 2017-08-30
yeap, chairforce confirmed, thanks
1 grungebot5000 2017-08-30
haha nerds
1 Hellkyte 2017-08-30
Have you ever served in anything other than as your dads catcher?
1 Whatafuxup 2017-08-30
11B, don't know a single person who would want trannys in the military. sorry it hurts your fee fees
1 TheGhostOfRichPiana 2017-08-30
A N E C D O T A L M E M E S
Sounds like you're pretty bias against them, so I'm willing to believe that you've probably got similar minded folks around you. Plenty of people in r/military don't give a fuck as long as the job gets done.
1 Whatafuxup 2017-08-30
1 TheGhostOfRichPiana 2017-08-30
Your comment is just as anonymous as theirs is, friendo.
1 Whatafuxup 2017-08-30
exactly, it still makes your reply pointless
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-08-30
I have plenty of eleven bang bang as friends that don't give a shit about trannies serving. Funny how experiences vary on an individual basis. Your bias is pretty clear dude, put the Green Weenie back in your mouth and shush.
1 Whatafuxup 2017-08-30
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-08-30
W E W
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1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-08-30
Faggot who got sock parties confirmed.
1 Whatafuxup 2017-08-30
the fact that you were in the chairforce and typing like this is so painful
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-08-30
I was in the Army you fucktard, lol. You shot yourself in the foot and got called on it. Cry harder for me, buttercup. Your tears give my popcorn the perfect amount of salt. You talk like someone that washed out of MEPS right down to the generic insults and pompous stupidity.
1 Whatafuxup 2017-08-30
what was your MOS, stop beating around the bush
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-08-30
Lol, how have I been "beating around the bush" when you never even asked what my MOS was? I know grunts aren't always the smartest people around but you're really fucking dumb. I was a 15E btw. Before you say it though, no, the word of a POG is not any lesser than that of some random 11B blue falcon. I know you can't help that your ego is as over inflated as Chelsea Charms' tits but I assure you that no one gives a fuck about how hard you think you are. You're still just another cog in the machine like everyone else. Army green is Army green, fuckstick, deal with it.
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-08-30
How much money would the military save if they stopped giving camos to the air force?
1 HydroDragon 2017-08-30
All enlisted are mentally ill weirdos, THAT'S WHY THEY ENLIST!
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-08-30
This ^
1 xbettel 2017-08-30
The real study was already done and was positive for trans troops, that's they were supposed to allow hiring in June. A delay won't change the study, just find more evidences to enforce the results.
1 OniTan 2017-08-30
Seriously, who gives a fuck if the shitbag sitting in front of a computer all day not doing their job is an actual chick or a dude pretending to be one? It's not like most of them are going to pass the combat arms test anyway.
1 Whatafuxup 2017-08-30
Because those mentally ill weirdos have a tend to cry about microagressions and all sorts of other stupid shit. the culture that follows them is the problem, not the people themselves
1 baaaaby 2017-08-30
Spending More Time on the Internet Than With Real People, a case study on /u/Whatafuxup
1 EloeOmoe 2017-08-30
Dat projection
1 Whatafuxup 2017-08-30
you'll find that in real life, most enlisted would agree that keeping trannies out of the military is a good thing, not that you would know or care
1 TheGhostOfRichPiana 2017-08-30
damn son you're speaking on behalf of 1.2 million soldiers? Are you professor X or some shit?
1 baaaaby 2017-08-30
he knows them all personally from browsing r/military
1 jminds 2017-08-30
No they don't. Fat chicks who have a trans friend are the one doing that. Most trans people I know just want to be fucking normal and could give 2 shits about microagressions. They deal with real aggressions regularly.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-08-30
My battles and I never gave a shit about your sexuality or gender as long as you pulled your weight. This attitude has been around for years and it'll stay that way long after we're all dead. Don't speak for all of us, please.
1 OniTan 2017-08-30
Did you?
1 EloeOmoe 2017-08-30
RIP.
1 keepittropical 2017-08-30
Lol i wish you had created this username before his inevitable overdose. Still funny though.
1 Whatafuxup 2017-08-30
i can't wait until the report finds that (no fucking brainier) letting mentally ill trannys into the military hurts combat effectiveness and the ban goes through.
the salt mining is going to be fantastic.
1 xbettel 2017-08-30
You know they were supposed to allow hiring trans people in June after the results of the study, but they postpone the decision, right? The result of the study is positive for trans troops. Mattis is just gaining time until midterms.
1 HydroDragon 2017-08-30
Dude you are way late to this party.Hint: Trannys have ben around since the dawn of time.
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-08-30
Al Gore is FtM.
1 BussySundae 2017-08-30
On today's episode of "When Agendaposting Goes Too Retarded, Too Fast..." Whatafuxup weighs his very insightful professional assessment with other internet experts across several retarded posts.
1 Whatafuxup 2017-08-30
its common sense
something people who think trannies belong in the military lack
1 StingAuer 2017-08-30
Apparently your common sense disagrees with objective and impartial analysis.
So, feels before reals, then?
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-08-30
Oh fuck yes this is going to be great. 🍿
1 waquasy 2017-08-30
Mattis is defying him
Sessions and him not talking
Tillerson saying he speaks for himself and distancing himself from him
The house hates him for making them vote on a bill he later sht talked and now they are on record for those votes
In the Senate Mconnell hates him for laying all the blame on healthcare on him
Record low approval ratings for this amount of time in office
He is pretty much a lame duck president already lol
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-08-30
3rd generation incestuous golf!
1 Hellkyte 2017-08-30
It's all a part of the chess game. First step is losing all of your resources.
1 TruthPains 2017-08-30
Thats how I Starcraft 2
1 FalmerbloodElixir 2017-08-30
The only involvement trannies should have with the military is when they are being lined up against the concrete wall.
1 captainpriapism 2017-08-30
the main thing is that it pisses off american liberals
1 Clopernicus 2017-08-30
I get the feeling this is the only reason Trump did it. Evidently none of his advisers told him this is a good idea.