This is why we need mayocide.

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Not really dramatic tbh.

I've also seen much worse on /r/standupshots. From fat women, mostly.

From fat women, mostly.

Women are funny get over it!

Why are women so incapable of comedy?

Years of not having to compete with others and failure to differentiate legitimate criticism from a guy trying to fuck you.

That makes sense. I suspect it's also in part because a lot of guys will tell women that they're funny, even when they really, really aren't.

There's like 3 dudes slapfighting not the entire sub, we've been bamboozled. BOO THIS MAN

Notice his post history... and he's from Iowa, and that pretty much seals the deal.

Source: am from Iowa.

For some reason this evokes the image of Clark Griswald telling Roy Wally about Florida being closed, with Roy noting, "Closed? Uh, they don't close Florida."

Lol you missed my comments on it then

logics hard. this is a big win not for the jobs(construction jobs are a win tho- buddy did the HVAC at facebook) but for the prop tax revenue both immediately AND long term.

That lands assessed as ag land now and paying jack dick on taxes

Lol apparently 200 million is less than 0. Also 0 construction jobs is more than hundreds.

You:

Autism only goes to 100% sorry it's not believable that someone would be at 525%

I mean, if we're talking about bad jokes, you're not exactly hitting them with zingers there.

No. Shit.

Come on, some of us have the downs

Yeah but I wanna

did you want some of mine i have a few extra

yaaaaaaayyyyyyyy

SEED IN MY BUM NOW OH GOD PLS 😩💦

🍑 💦🍆

Bum ejaculating in penis? ಠ_ಠ

r/ConfusedBoners

Like this is your first experience with enema play

enema before anal

Fag

Cleans your out and gets rid of that terrible anal smell.

terrible anal smell

Fucking virgin! That's what makes it goooood ( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡° the smelly poo poo

💩👃😷💀

jesus these are some lame ass jokes, you should post on r/standupshot

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The only drama here is the attention craving slut OP.

Autism only goes to 100% sorry it's not believable that someone would be at 525%

That was a funny line

Isn't that the point of that sub? Or do people genuinely think their local open-mic comedians who just started are hilarious?

I think it's usually comedians who are posting their own material to the sub.

It's a sub for shit comedians to promote themselves and their shit comedy.

Huh, I didn't know you were capable of not agendaposting. Not bad. Still a whiny self post tho.

It's not terrible. It's like 5/10. The idea of the joke is solid but the mouse egg thing doesn't go far enough, it's just lolsorandomxd instead of actually surprising.

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this is maybe the first standupshot ive seen where i can perfectly imagine the strained, hurried delivery based on the guy's terrible picture. like usually they don't really gel at all, but here i can feel the nervousness and fear of failure radiating off the page.

Ehh it's not as clever as he thinks it is, but it's cute.