I should send you a picture of the remains of my dinner. Rubs with the meat stripped off the bone with my teeth. Mmm. Delicious, juicy, dead pig flesh.
It means you are a one line joke. You have an issue and I suppose you believe it excuses your behavior. It no more does for you than any other adherent who believes their righteousness justifies their awfulness.
Your attitude is fed by your fundamentalism which you believe justifies your words and actions. With that kind of outlook you likely have a very narrow social circle of similar adherents who all reinforce each others' ideological purity.
I'm saying that your friends probably don't like you. You're all just a cult, enforcing your cult rules and shunning all the outsiders and dirty unbelievers.
Your worldview is myopic. Your righteousness and behavior is self-reinforcing isolation. To the point where you believe your vanishing selection of doctrine-adhering restaurants are actually keeping parity in quality to the traif, haram, unclean, impure, heretical etc restaurants who do not cater to your particular religion.
Fuck your religion. Imma eat some brisket, bitch.
If only he ended that with some party parrots, that'd be best mic drop ever.
No, being fat ages you faster. Proper calories and sunscreen are my secret weapon. Oh and tasty meats. Bison is very good too as red meat goes as its very lean.
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1 transgender_vampire 2017-08-31
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1 thikthird 2017-08-31
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1 Deutschbag_ 2017-08-31
I should send you a picture of the remains of my dinner. Rubs with the meat stripped off the bone with my teeth. Mmm. Delicious, juicy, dead pig flesh.
1 thikthird 2017-08-31
except you won't.
1 Deutschbag_ 2017-08-31
Indeed, because I already threw it in the trash three hours and I don't feel like digging it out. I'll send you tomorrow's.
1 NoRealsOnlyFeels 2017-08-31
Did you know that a pound of meat is better for you than a pound of vegetables
1 thikthird 2017-08-31
I know the opposite, but don't particularly care.
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-08-31
If only he ended that with some party parrots, that'd be best mic drop ever.
1 BomberGTR 2017-08-31
long time lurker, first drama post and its only to say that this post gave me a fucking semi
1 Chicup 2017-08-31
/u/thikthird Its people like you that makes me so glad I had 3/4ths a pound of beef for lunch.
1 thikthird 2017-08-31
it's people like you that make me so glad to know you'll be dead before you're 35.
1 Chicup 2017-08-31
I'm 46, nice try. Plus I can kick your ass still since my muscles have complete proteins.
1 thikthird 2017-08-31
you're a third of that, tops.
1 Chicup 2017-08-31
Why thank you, meat keeps my collagen supple.
1 thikthird 2017-08-31
nah it ages you faster.
1 Chicup 2017-08-31
No, being fat ages you faster. Proper calories and sunscreen are my secret weapon. Oh and tasty meats. Bison is very good too as red meat goes as its very lean.
1 thikthird 2017-08-31
your secret weapon is that you can say whatever you want because you're lying.
1 Chicup 2017-08-31
You aren't worth lying to.
1 thikthird 2017-08-31
i'm the only thing that made your day worthwhile.
1 Chicup 2017-08-31
Wife is on the tag so it's bj night. You standing in for her?
1 thikthird 2017-08-31
You're not married.