I think I speak for a lot of people on this, but a beard grows from my face naturally, and I don't have the time or patience to shave every day.
It's easy for you to throw shade, but some of us (like u/inuvash255 and me) are far too busy to worry about the bird's nest growing on our faces. In fact, sometimes I don't even shower. That's just how things are when your schedule is as packed as mine.
u/zozbot improved the quality of conversation here, but someone shut him down. Btw, did you know telling inside jokes to people who don't get them is a sign of autism?
I think it went something like they said somethinf retarded, realized they said something retarded, and then pretended to be retarded in hopes that people would think they are just a troll.
I was meaning put a different tire on a vehicle and not a different tire on a rim. I just went with it and fucked with people. Apparently I've offended many a man's masculinity. Must be my womanly beard that they're jealous of.
I was meaning put a different tire on a vehicle and not a different tire on a rim.
To put a different tire on a vehicle you need to take the old tire off the rim and replace it. Yes when people say things like 'winter tires' they usually mean putting winter tires already on steelies on but wheel is the proper term for the whole tire on rim assembly. The fact you don't know that really shows you still don't know what you're talking about, and yet you still keep up the "I know what I'm saying but I'm just trolling" thing. You can't use a crowbar to take of lug nuts but you can use a tire iron. A tool so well known that even an old lady would know what it's called.
Just accept you said something stupid about something you knew little about. People who know how to change a tire don't mix up tire irons with crowbars. Trying to save yourself like this is exactly why you got posted to /r/Drama.
So you're telling me you sit there like a dumb fuck when your tire blows out on on you in the middle of the road? And instead of changing your flat to your spare you hitch a ride to the tire store so you can mount your tire in the middle of traffic? Or are you telling me you don't carry a spare? Because that's what I'm talking about. Changing a flat to your spare. I'm very glad I had to spell that out for such a thick self absorbed douche.
Are you actually retarded? You literally didn't know the difference between a crowbar and a tire iron and now somehow you think I'd just not change my tire if I got a flat? I know how to mount a spare wheel, I also know how to actually change a tire and the proper terminology, something you knew none of before you started your weird gatekeeping and resultant temper tantrum. Please though, tell us all more about how you'll expertly change a tire with a crowbar instead of a tire iron. I bet you also got some great tips on how sugar in your gas tank is beneficial.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-08-31
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-08-31
I get it. If you can't change a tire then you're not a man. Only men grow beards.
1 PussMonster_ 2017-08-31
everyone knows the simple act of changing a tire increases your testosterone 400% and thickens beard hairs over 9000%
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-08-31
Agreed unironically.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2017-08-31
Who the fuck can't change tires?. I was changing tires on cars when i was fucking 10.
1 Neon_needles 2017-08-31
Beards are gross.
1 PussMonster_ 2017-08-31
that's a terrible thing to say about Liza Minnelli
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-08-31
It's easy for you to throw shade, but some of us (like u/inuvash255 and me) are far too busy to worry about the bird's nest growing on our faces. In fact, sometimes I don't even shower. That's just how things are when your schedule is as packed as mine.
1 inuvash255 2017-08-31
Weird, I've never been here before, lol.
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-08-31
It's terrible. It was better when we had zozbot
1 inuvash255 2017-08-31
I don't know what that means.
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-08-31
u/zozbot improved the quality of conversation here, but someone shut him down. Btw, did you know telling inside jokes to people who don't get them is a sign of autism?
1 Bonzalez 2017-08-31
And now you never will. RIP zozbot
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-08-31
Oh this is good. They just keep digging themselves deeper and deeper.
1 Sober_Sloth 2017-08-31
I think it went something like they said somethinf retarded, realized they said something retarded, and then pretended to be retarded in hopes that people would think they are just a troll.
1 thechairinfront 2017-08-31
I was meaning put a different tire on a vehicle and not a different tire on a rim. I just went with it and fucked with people. Apparently I've offended many a man's masculinity. Must be my womanly beard that they're jealous of.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-08-31
To put a different tire on a vehicle you need to take the old tire off the rim and replace it. Yes when people say things like 'winter tires' they usually mean putting winter tires already on steelies on but wheel is the proper term for the whole tire on rim assembly. The fact you don't know that really shows you still don't know what you're talking about, and yet you still keep up the "I know what I'm saying but I'm just trolling" thing. You can't use a crowbar to take of lug nuts but you can use a tire iron. A tool so well known that even an old lady would know what it's called.
This or [this](http://www.quinntire.com/img/2313/253.png] are tire irons.
This is a crowbar, it's also called a wrecking bar.
[This](www.reddit.com/u/thechairinfront) is a retard who won't accept their mental deficiencies.
Just accept you said something stupid about something you knew little about. People who know how to change a tire don't mix up tire irons with crowbars. Trying to save yourself like this is exactly why you got posted to /r/Drama.
1 thechairinfront 2017-08-31
So you're telling me you sit there like a dumb fuck when your tire blows out on on you in the middle of the road? And instead of changing your flat to your spare you hitch a ride to the tire store so you can mount your tire in the middle of traffic? Or are you telling me you don't carry a spare? Because that's what I'm talking about. Changing a flat to your spare. I'm very glad I had to spell that out for such a thick self absorbed douche.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-08-31
Post gussy
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-08-31
Are you actually retarded? You literally didn't know the difference between a crowbar and a tire iron and now somehow you think I'd just not change my tire if I got a flat? I know how to mount a spare wheel, I also know how to actually change a tire and the proper terminology, something you knew none of before you started your weird gatekeeping and resultant temper tantrum. Please though, tell us all more about how you'll expertly change a tire with a crowbar instead of a tire iron. I bet you also got some great tips on how sugar in your gas tank is beneficial.
Please Keep Yourself Safe.
1 thechairinfront 2017-08-31
Sigh... This is the wrong sub and only got notifications because y'all mentioned my name. Well, have fun circle jerking!
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-08-31
Of course we mentioned your name, we summon all the tards to this party, and today you're the guest of honour.
I see you're into homesteading. Do you know the difference between a chicken and a pigeon dear? Or do you get those two confused too?
1 do0rkn0b 2017-08-31
my fucking 2 year old can put a donut on a car, jesus people are dumb.