You're a seriously mentally damaged individual, your rape post was a gem. Is it any wonder women don't want to be around You? I'm guessing most dudes don't either you worthless little sperg
So you wouldn't mind if a woman stronger than you forced you down and fucked you hard in the ass with an unlubed dildo? Because you know you're more than just orifices?
Having my girlfriend put her tongue in my mouth while we make out is awesome. Some random old or ugly woman overpowering me and forcefully shoving hers in would be disgusting and traumatising. The same applies to girls getting fucked.
Are cels really too dumb to understand that difference?
Are cels really too dumb to understand that difference?
Yes and you cannot possibly overstate how fucking stupid incels are. A random tree frog literally is more intelligent and well adjusted than any /r/Incel poster.
Oh I would love for you to explain to the police how rape isn't that bad. Actually please do, falling down a couple flights of stairs in a one story police station might do you some good.
I feel like we should draw a line at pinging people who are obviously 15 and will either a) grow out of whatever the fuck is wrong with them or b) become Elliot Rodger within the year
1) you're sharing protein
2) you're admiring masculine physique
3) being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone
eating pussy is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.
spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.
all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.
Man I feel this way too some days and I wonder what the fuck is wrong with me. Like, I consider myself compassionate enough. Do what I can to help homeless people and addicts and I don't really care if they put themselves in that situation because they still need help. But when these guys advocate things like rape even I can't feel bad that they're miserable
Same lol. I'm generally highly empathetic to suffering but these people are beyond salvation. I can't feel empathy for someone who doesn't feel it for others and advocates for rape and stuff like that.
You need to realise that sometimes suffering and having to deal with the consequences of your actions can do people a world of good. You may get to feel smug by saving people but often you aren't actually helping them. That guilt could well be just withdraw symptoms from do-gooding hits.
Ive never met anyone close to resebling these people.
Because they don't go outside and when hey do they just never talk to anyone. You've probably seen one before but didn't know it because they make absolutely no impression on anyone IRL.
Elliot Rogers and the 'government give girlfriends' guy are very real. They exist and are retarded enough to actually post a threat if they ever spontaneously grow a backbone and go outside.
Same. I used to try and give them advice but it's always "waaahhhh, women aren't literally throwing themselves at like they they do in my dating sims!!!!" They have no interest in improving themselves or learning the very basic social skills that they are completely lacking in. They think they're perfect as the weird, fucked-up shut ins they are and are far too narcissistic to ever understand that they're actually doing something wrong.
The phrase "dangerously retarded" gets thrown around a lot but incels absolutely are. Ever single one of them is the load their mother should have swallowed.
That subreddit sucks: no tagging, no linking to "hostile subs" (i.e. r/incels), no "low blows" (i.e. calling incels posters what they are and hoping they kys before they go Columbine).
You don't have to call them names when their own posts say worse things about them than anything you could come up with. I also think not attracting incels to your sub is a good idea for any one.
that sub is full of bigger faggots than the sub they're making fun of, who makes a rule on a sub where you mock morons that you can't call someone a retarded autist?
I didn't make it, someone asked for a sub that made fun of incels and I linked it. Go be the biggest faggot of all and make your own if you don't like it
you're young enough to be living at home, which means that you have PLENTY of opportunity to improve yourself and meet somebody who has shared values and interests, or at least plenty of opportunity to get laid in college or beyond. Stop buying into this garbage ideology, because it will genuinely ruin you before you've even had a chance to bloom. Cultivate your hobbies and interests (and join groups related to said hobbies and interests, seriously), get help for your mental illness(es), learn how to cook, stop using others' experiences as a metric for your own (MANY people only start to get laid and find relationships in their 20's), focus on your career, learn more about other cultures, stop using broad excuses for why you're not a ~chad~, and read books on eastern and western metaphysics and philosophy. And stop buying into this toxic incels garbage. Seriously. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. You're holding yourself back. Things will get better if you release yourself from this hateful, external-locus-of-control bullshit and just focus on living a meaningful life.
Real talk bro. You're a senior in high school. Most of your peers are still virgins. I didn't get laid until my freshman year of college and I'm doing just fine in my late twenties.
I post in r/drama. I have a micropenis. I can't get erect unless I'm watching that special video where Bailey Jay fucks the shit out of that random latino guy's ass. Yeah, it's a fetish, but it's my fetish. I own it.
I'm gainfully employed at a gas station in Abilene. I have responsibilities, motherfucker. You think that cash register is going to have a correct count within $2.50 of the receipt total when this hardass isn't on watch? Don't think so, bitchface.
I've fucked a woman or one. Her name was Meredith and she was a total cunt.
"How can you propose to me? We just met at Outback last night.
I don't buy a goddamn bloomin' onion and a two for 25 steak deal for any bitch. This was the one.
Am I sour? The short answer is yes. The long answer is if you're reading this Meredith, the proposal's still on. If not, Meredith is a cunt.
Anyway, wait until college and if you haven't gotten laid by junior year, keep yourself safe, hombre.
Wanna know how i know you're a virgin? You put pussy on a pedestal. Having sex will give you a confidence boost for a month or two but you'll go back to being miserable right after. Sex isn't an anti depressant. Sorry to ruin thar for you but it's the truth
can't tell if you are being tongue in cheek or serious... if you are racist though, that could get in the way of you getting laid. racism simply isn't attractive to most folks.
My friend was an ugly 48 year old 5'2 guy and he was having trouble finding a woman who wanted to be with him. Do you think he just sat around and complained about it all day? Fuck no. He improved himself and now he's a tall handsome 20 year old guy and he can get any girl he wants.
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Am I the only one who think that the incels have a point about porn fucking up young guys? I mean there's plenty of studies on it that show it's addictive and leads to a fucked up real sex life.
yup, can confirm. Got some troublesome problems due to watching too much porn, including addiction to it, genital desensitivation (no pleasure from doing anything, so no climax when doing it with your SO => trust issues ensued for both of us), a big lack of energy and motivation.
Took me several difficult month to repress myself from fapping on a daily basis after several years of unaware porn addiction, r/nofap was a real support for me and others.
This is no joke, porn is addictive, and it does have real life consequences. If you want to fap, make sure it doesn't seems compulsive or too often, it's natural but can be dangerous for your health and overall happiness.
Everybody is different, but this was also my average. you should try to stop fapping al together and see if you have some difficulties not doing it, if you feel a need to fap, then you are addicted. That's how I figured it out mysself, I just couldn't stop because I "needed" it.
Seems fine to me, as long you can control yourself from fapping! Better safe than sorry after all! :) didn't knew there was a panda emoji in unicode! I love it! Thanks for the discovery!
Don't be dumb, sexual drive and desire for orgasm are natural. If it's not affecting your life in a negative way, it's not a bad thing, and it's not addiction.
I believe that porn could be addictive, but 'batin is natural and healthy.
Anything can be addictive. I jerk off a decent amount and have sex on a normal basis, I've never had genital desensivation. Even if that was true, how the fuck does that lead to trust issues LOL or energy or motivation?
You ever think your mental illness is the problem, not jerking your dick?
Trust issues : When you are unable to climax with your SO but you still can alone, she/he can think not being attractive enough for you, or being cheated on. That's your SO side. When you are yourself unable to explain that to yourself, you can doubt your own sexuality, just "wtf why can't I take any pleasure, is the problem from my own desire?". Humans are complicated you know? And relationships too.
Lack of energy and lack of motivation is probably due to you having too much serotonin in your blood too often. Because each time you climax, you get a burst of it being released.
Like every addiction, it's a complex issue with multiple symptoms, and I'm glad I got over it. But hey, cool for you not having any problem with it.
My mom cheated on my dad after I was born and out came my brother. No one realizes this except for me. My brother got all of Chads good genes and I fucking hate him for it.
He doesn't. It's his little fantasy so that he can think about his mother fucking and so he can find an excuse for not getting laid like his little brother does.
Why should you care about someone who has no respect for you? Because in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter. Why get worked up over it? Focus on the positive people in your life not the negative ones.
Women don't avoid me because I'm an asshole on the internet. Women avoid me because I'm not chisiled like a God. If I had perfect genes I wouldn't have this problem. Women don't care about personality, it's all about looks, money and status.
As a fat guy who has had relationships, you are wrong.
The funny thing is you are a fucking incel claiming to know anything about women. By definition you don't know jack shit or you wouldn't be in that cancer sub.
Go and buy a hooker already so that you can move on from this pathetic phase you are in.
I mean I hate to not all women at you, but really.
Look at all the disgusting and degenerate poor fat slobs who get laid. Women definitely will bang a useless piece of shit, often with little to no provocation. There must be something extra hideous about you, some glimmer of the serial killer to be, that prevents even the most desperate from considering you a possibility.
Not always true, I am a fat slob with only moderate amounts of money and my wife is a total piece of ass who makes significantly more than I do. I'm going to need more information about you, but I'm confident that if you provide it I can pinpoint your failures.
I'm the most intelligent person in school, maybe even my entire county. I have a great personality. My only flaw is I don't look like Chad. The only thing I don't have in life is pussy but it's the one thing I want the most. I'm completely and utterly hopeless and feel like a fucking loser for being almost an adult and still a virgin. I'm a failure and my parents are also failures.
Fellow fat body, who was broke AF as a teen, didn't really date until 17, and a virgin past 18. I was shy, lacked confidence, but somehow managed to get laid. On top of it, as I've grown and matured, I've realized how many fucking signs I missed from girls back in high school. Oh well. Happily married, own a home, a kid on the way.
One time a girl I was friends with was complaining about wanting to find a casual fwb for the summer. In my defense I was pretty drunk but I was like "GOOD LUCK WITH THAT".
I met my girlfriend on a forum many years ago. I was a broke student then but we kind of got along being nerds and all.
I haven't been fit once in my life, and I didn't have disposable income for many years (and even today, I'm not able to give her gifts because we leave far from each other). So I know for sure there is more to relationships than sex appeal or money.
Take care of your hygiene, try to be less dull (have hobbies, long term goals, study), even exercise may help a little even if you are not going to have ripped abs, and you'll improve your chances.
You are way too young, there is time to fix a lot of stuff in your life. You are just merely giving up and ignoring your own responsability to make your own life better.
I remember the night after Trump got elected. One of my friends who is a very militant feminist made a post saying "I can't trust men anymore" because of the results. Every now and then you get a completely visible display of people's outwardly visible troubled nature. This comment is yours.
Maybe I'm just a romantic at heart, maybe I love too much. Either way, we're all on this ride together in life and we can shine together or we can be dim bulbs alone. I choose to fight. I choose love.
We should start a GoFundMe me to sterilize both groups and let them finally get laid. While they definitely shouldn't be reproducing it might do them some good.
A lot seem to be married and pissed off. Instead of adressing issues in their spousal life, they blame society for them and go complain on the internet.
That those on /r/gendercritical complain and then go into conspiracy theories to explain why their relationships aren't satisfactory. Other people either move on or try to fix things.
Nope based on what is written on their sub. If I see any good thread like that in the next few days I'll post it here, it's a common source of drama (between lesbians, wgtow and straight/married radfems).
I was saying it's more productive to seek couple therapy, or separation, than to complain on the internet. But if that's how you feel about me saying that, guess you're entitled to being retarded.
You don't need that. All you need to know is that /r/gendercritical users are beached landwhales who project the reasons for their problems on men instead of their poor hygiene, anti-social tendencies and general unattractiveness inside and out.
Like, this dude really thinks his beta ass wouldn't have died early? He can't bang a chick in the easiest time in history for people to have sex and this dude thinks he's going to nab a chick back in the caveman days because his inferior genes would make him a top hunter or some shit? Lolololololol
Back when going "clubbing" meant coming back with an unconscious chick draped over your shoulder. Come to think of it I guess things haven't changed much for incels.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-01
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1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-09-01
/u/NewLoadsOfFun
Watching women get fucked is so gay.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
Touched a nerve I see
1 LadyVetinari 2017-09-01
watching femoids get fucked is incredibly gay, I'm glad ur brave enough to say it
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
*pathetic
1 JumbledFun 2017-09-01
You're a seriously mentally damaged individual, your rape post was a gem. Is it any wonder women don't want to be around You? I'm guessing most dudes don't either you worthless little sperg
1 snappleteadrink 2017-09-01
This subreddit is not good for the mind man, I just hope they are all contained on reddit.
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-09-01
This is the future of the maleoid race.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
That's your opinion
Sad it got like no replies, it spitting the truth
Looks probably
I'll ask my friends
1 LadyVetinari 2017-09-01
if you and a sack of dead cats were hanging off a cliff, and I could only save one, I would save the sack of dead cats.
At it has some sort of sex appeal
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
I would use my newfound strength from lifting to save myself then force my way into your bussy and then throw you off the cliff
1 LadyVetinari 2017-09-01
let's be real, you wouldnt even be holding onto that cliff would u?
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
Why not
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-01
you're too feeble and lack any upper body strength
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
False
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-01
you're a fat fuck and lack an upper body strength
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
what makes you think that?
1 18aidanme 2017-09-01
you post on /r/incels
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
you don't have to be fat to post there though
1 18aidanme 2017-09-01
no, you can also be skinnyfat, or borderline bones.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
False
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-09-01
You wouldn't even know what to do with a Bussy once you got access to one you pathetic loser.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
stick my wiener in it
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-01
Might not work well with your impotent rage.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
I'm not impotent so I'm good
1 Very_legitimate 2017-09-01
What would your friends think if they saw your rape post? Would they still be your friends?
1 Lepke 2017-09-01
Anyone who posts trash like that has no friends.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
They'd think it's funny probably
1 Swineflew1 2017-09-01
To be fair, you can make your imaginary friends like or dislike anything you want.
1 Likab-Auss 2017-09-01
"""""""Friends"""""""
1 Ranilen 2017-09-01
(((friends)))
1 Curlgradphi 2017-09-01
So you wouldn't mind if a woman stronger than you forced you down and fucked you hard in the ass with an unlubed dildo? Because you know you're more than just orifices?
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
No but women like that stuff so it's fine for them
1 Curlgradphi 2017-09-01
They like consensual penetration.
Having my girlfriend put her tongue in my mouth while we make out is awesome. Some random old or ugly woman overpowering me and forcefully shoving hers in would be disgusting and traumatising. The same applies to girls getting fucked.
Are cels really too dumb to understand that difference?
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-01
Yes and you cannot possibly overstate how fucking stupid incels are. A random tree frog literally is more intelligent and well adjusted than any /r/Incel poster.
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-01
and more cuter and more likely to get laid
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
All women have rape fantasies buddy, why do you think they love "bad boys" so much
They want rape
1 ZeitgeistNow 2017-09-01
Then go ahead and try to rape someone, tough guy, see how it turns out for you.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
Sounds good
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-01
please tell us all about how you know exactly what women want
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
Chad
Looks, Money, Status is what they look for in men
They all do have rape fetishes which is why they are pro immigration and love criminals
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-01
I have a fetish for men killing themselves, care to indulge me?
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
Nah
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-01
that's a shame, it'd be the most a female has ever paid attention to you
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
Why do you think that
1 Ranilen 2017-09-01
You can tell by the way he's drowning in snatch.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-01
Oh I would love for you to explain to the police how rape isn't that bad. Actually please do, falling down a couple flights of stairs in a one story police station might do you some good.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
Women want to be raped, why do you thinl they love immigrants from third world and criminals?
Its their fantasy
Hell even the patron saint of reddit Bernie Sanders wrote a paper on it in college
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-01
There are a lot of women who won't date outside of their own race so there goes that idea.
On a scale of 1-10 you're 10/10 retarded. Non-ironically kill yourself.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
Most don't care lol
Broke your image that women are all innocent princesses huh?
1 _narrows 2017-09-01
You don’t have friends. You ought to kill yourself, honestly.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-09-01
huh, lol?
youre *pathetic enough to say it?
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
pathetic not gay
difference
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-09-01
Whenever I watch POV porn I just think of hard man cock filling my bussy. Girls are gross. You coming out of the closet anytime soon?
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-01
I doubt your bussy ever truly feels full, fam....you slack arsed cock whore
1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-09-01
it's true... I always feel empty.. no matter how many people are in my bussy.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-09-01
Straight porn = men fucking wimmenz. Wimmenz = feminine. Therefore, straight porn is feminine.
Gay porn = men fucking men. Men = masculine. Therefore, gay porn is masculine.
Only some kind of fag would watch feminine porn, therefore, straight men should only watch gay porn.
1 Nerdlinger 2017-09-01
So where does pegging porn fit into all of this?
1 nmx179 2017-09-01
In the bussy, obviously.
1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2017-09-01
FUCK HIM RIGHT IN THE BUSSY
1 TardisTechnologist 2017-09-01
I feel like we should draw a line at pinging people who are obviously 15 and will either a) grow out of whatever the fuck is wrong with them or b) become Elliot Rodger within the year
Poor guy has some figuring out to do
1 Infidel6 2017-09-01
This is why I swear by videos of traps fucking women: The least gay porn of them all.
1 glmox 2017-09-01
/u/NewLoadsOfFun, do you actually thinking sucking dick is gay?
1) you're sharing protein 2) you're admiring masculine physique 3) being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone
eating pussy is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.
spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.
all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
Eating pussy is pretty pathetic
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2017-09-01
Yeah but why? At the very least it's a reliable way to get your dick sucked by a woman.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
Of all the times I had my dick sucked I never needed to eat pussy to get it like a beta
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2017-09-01
What's beta about oral sex? Is PIV the only manly sex, missionary style? Lots of women love oral sex, and I like doing it. Mutual benefit.
You're a joke, and if beta males were a real thing you'd be the poster child.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
The woman's job is to please me, I don't go out of my way to please her. My dick is plenty for that
1 ATissu 2017-09-01
I might know why you are an incel but I can't quite put my finger on it
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
https://youtu.be/EFnJMPQow7A
1 bigblackkittie 2017-09-01
it obviously isn't
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
wrong
1 bigblackkittie 2017-09-01
you're getting laid then? consensually i mean
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
Nah, only a few times
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2017-09-01
It's not even enough to keep you happy, how would it ever please a woman? p
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
That makes no sense
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2017-09-01
You are obviously super unhappy, mostly because of your sad dick.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
Why do you think that
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2017-09-01
ahem
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
and?
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-01
Ya know I have gotten way past the point of sympathy for these males and now I am just filled with glee at their suffering.
1 Very_legitimate 2017-09-01
Man I feel this way too some days and I wonder what the fuck is wrong with me. Like, I consider myself compassionate enough. Do what I can to help homeless people and addicts and I don't really care if they put themselves in that situation because they still need help. But when these guys advocate things like rape even I can't feel bad that they're miserable
1 SpinningNipples 2017-09-01
Same lol. I'm generally highly empathetic to suffering but these people are beyond salvation. I can't feel empathy for someone who doesn't feel it for others and advocates for rape and stuff like that.
1 jet199 2017-09-01
You need to realise that sometimes suffering and having to deal with the consequences of your actions can do people a world of good. You may get to feel smug by saving people but often you aren't actually helping them. That guilt could well be just withdraw symptoms from do-gooding hits.
1 ProphetRith 2017-09-01
I pray one of them livestream a "Chad goodbye" just got the shitstorm
1 axeheadroad 2017-09-01
Are they real though? Ive never met anyone close to resebling these people.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-01
Because they don't go outside and when hey do they just never talk to anyone. You've probably seen one before but didn't know it because they make absolutely no impression on anyone IRL.
Elliot Rogers and the 'government give girlfriends' guy are very real. They exist and are retarded enough to actually post a threat if they ever spontaneously grow a backbone and go outside.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-01
Same. I used to try and give them advice but it's always "waaahhhh, women aren't literally throwing themselves at like they they do in my dating sims!!!!" They have no interest in improving themselves or learning the very basic social skills that they are completely lacking in. They think they're perfect as the weird, fucked-up shut ins they are and are far too narcissistic to ever understand that they're actually doing something wrong.
The phrase "dangerously retarded" gets thrown around a lot but incels absolutely are. Ever single one of them is the load their mother should have swallowed.
1 Plexipus 2017-09-01
Dude it says right there in the r/incels sidebar that they bathe occasionally, what more could a roastie whore want?
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-01
Just kill the omegas and the nu-males and start over.
1 ThatMormonMike 2017-09-01
And the Transexual Furries!
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-01
Well, obviously.
1 Gothmog26 2017-09-01
We need a subreddit just to hate on incels.
1 nmx179 2017-09-01
I would be shocked if there weren't (at least) one already.
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-01
/r/IncelTears
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-09-01
That subreddit sucks: no tagging, no linking to "hostile subs" (i.e. r/incels), no "low blows" (i.e. calling incels posters what they are and hoping they kys before they go Columbine).
What's the point?
1 jet199 2017-09-01
You don't have to call them names when their own posts say worse things about them than anything you could come up with. I also think not attracting incels to your sub is a good idea for any one.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-09-01
but drama...
drama
1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-01
that sub is full of bigger faggots than the sub they're making fun of, who makes a rule on a sub where you mock morons that you can't call someone a retarded autist?
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-01
I didn't make it, someone asked for a sub that made fun of incels and I linked it. Go be the biggest faggot of all and make your own if you don't like it
1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-01
/r/PussMonster_tears
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-01
k
1 Fisherman_B8 2017-09-01
lol pussmonster btfo
1 xenokilla 2017-09-01
There is /r/incelsinaction
1 Very_legitimate 2017-09-01
We do it's /r/incels
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-01
/r/Drama
1 NoRealsOnlyFeels 2017-09-01
Chad fucks her ass
1 snallygaster 2017-09-01
/u/NewLoadsOfFun:
you're young enough to be living at home, which means that you have PLENTY of opportunity to improve yourself and meet somebody who has shared values and interests, or at least plenty of opportunity to get laid in college or beyond. Stop buying into this garbage ideology, because it will genuinely ruin you before you've even had a chance to bloom. Cultivate your hobbies and interests (and join groups related to said hobbies and interests, seriously), get help for your mental illness(es), learn how to cook, stop using others' experiences as a metric for your own (MANY people only start to get laid and find relationships in their 20's), focus on your career, learn more about other cultures, stop using broad excuses for why you're not a ~chad~, and read books on eastern and western metaphysics and philosophy. And stop buying into this toxic incels garbage. Seriously. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. You're holding yourself back. Things will get better if you release yourself from this hateful, external-locus-of-control bullshit and just focus on living a meaningful life.
1 ATissu 2017-09-01
He said he is still 17... It it that weird to be virgin at 17? Damn M I L L E N I A L S
1 Shootzilla 2017-09-01
Fuck you, us millennials are all too busy fucking virtual bussy in Waifu Simulator: VR.
1 ATissu 2017-09-01
Is that halal?
1 Shootzilla 2017-09-01
No it isn't, but Goat Fucker: VR is completely halal.
1 0987654231 2017-09-01
being a virgin by the time highschool ends pretty much cause to join the incel community
1 DAM1313 2017-09-01
Only if you're a pathetic sack of shit
1 HothOurYou 2017-09-01
My life will be over if I'm still a virgin in 2 months.
1 Chanchumaetrius 2017-09-01
Fucking LOL m8 no it won't.
1 shaneoffline 2017-09-01
Not to tell you that you're wrong on the risk that you'll try to maneuver into an I-told-you-so leap off of a bridge, but you're wrong.
You'll survive because you're healthier than you believe and you're still maturing into that brain of yours.
1 ProphetRith 2017-09-01
1 Swineflew1 2017-09-01
Will you livestream the suicide?
1 JumbledFun 2017-09-01
Stop whining, nobody feels sorry for you. Grow the fuck up and stop debasing yourself in such an unbelievably pathetic manner dumbass
1 5e84d5539181a3fd3287 2017-09-01
Kek, why? I'm a full Chad normie now but I had sex later than most people.
1 Dino_Guy_II 2017-09-01
lol
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2017-09-01
Real talk bro. You're a senior in high school. Most of your peers are still virgins. I didn't get laid until my freshman year of college and I'm doing just fine in my late twenties.
I post in r/drama. I have a micropenis. I can't get erect unless I'm watching that special video where Bailey Jay fucks the shit out of that random latino guy's ass. Yeah, it's a fetish, but it's my fetish. I own it.
I'm gainfully employed at a gas station in Abilene. I have responsibilities, motherfucker. You think that cash register is going to have a correct count within $2.50 of the receipt total when this hardass isn't on watch? Don't think so, bitchface.
I've fucked a woman or one. Her name was Meredith and she was a total cunt.
I don't buy a goddamn bloomin' onion and a two for 25 steak deal for any bitch. This was the one.
Am I sour? The short answer is yes. The long answer is if you're reading this Meredith, the proposal's still on. If not, Meredith is a cunt.
Anyway, wait until college and if you haven't gotten laid by junior year, keep yourself safe, hombre.
1 jkbpttrsn 2017-09-01
Wanna know how i know you're a virgin? You put pussy on a pedestal. Having sex will give you a confidence boost for a month or two but you'll go back to being miserable right after. Sex isn't an anti depressant. Sorry to ruin thar for you but it's the truth
1 HothOurYou 2017-09-01
I guarantee you I wouldn't be miserable if I was fucking a model every night.
1 jkbpttrsn 2017-09-01
Yes you would
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
What makes you think I'm not in clubs/out of my room alot?
1 ineedmorealts 2017-09-01
You're an incel.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
Depends on your definition of it, currently I am
Regardless plenty of incels are in clubs and have hobbies
1 ThatMormonMike 2017-09-01
Pokemon GO! and Magic the Gathering tournaments don't count.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
Sounds like things reddit numales play
1 ThatMormonMike 2017-09-01
The ven diagram of NuMales and Incels is a circle.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
Numales are feminists
1 ThatMormonMike 2017-09-01
If that's the way you want to define them.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
The way they are
1 zozbot2 2017-09-01
Feminism is good for society
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
Good for destroying it
There is a reason islam is taking over
1 damn_it_so_much 2017-09-01
can't tell if you are being tongue in cheek or serious... if you are racist though, that could get in the way of you getting laid. racism simply isn't attractive to most folks.
1 NewLoadsOfFun 2017-09-01
Nothing racist about it friend :]
Islam will take over the west thanks to you normies and we will put women in their rightful places
1 TinyJibble 2017-09-01
My friend was an ugly 48 year old 5'2 guy and he was having trouble finding a woman who wanted to be with him. Do you think he just sat around and complained about it all day? Fuck no. He improved himself and now he's a tall handsome 20 year old guy and he can get any girl he wants.
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1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-01
zoz
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2017-09-01
zle
1 OniTan 2017-09-01
You forgot to tell him to LIFT!
Also, have you done your part by taking incels' virginities?
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2017-09-01
I was with you until this.
t. formerly sexless philosophy major
1 normie_girl 2017-09-01
Am I the only one who think that the incels have a point about porn fucking up young guys? I mean there's plenty of studies on it that show it's addictive and leads to a fucked up real sex life.
1 PM_US_YOUR_KOALAS 2017-09-01
yup, can confirm. Got some troublesome problems due to watching too much porn, including addiction to it, genital desensitivation (no pleasure from doing anything, so no climax when doing it with your SO => trust issues ensued for both of us), a big lack of energy and motivation.
Took me several difficult month to repress myself from fapping on a daily basis after several years of unaware porn addiction, r/nofap was a real support for me and others.
This is no joke, porn is addictive, and it does have real life consequences. If you want to fap, make sure it doesn't seems compulsive or too often, it's natural but can be dangerous for your health and overall happiness.
1 im-a-koala 2017-09-01
So how many times per day is normal?3?
1 PM_US_YOUR_KOALAS 2017-09-01
Everybody is different, but this was also my average. you should try to stop fapping al together and see if you have some difficulties not doing it, if you feel a need to fap, then you are addicted. That's how I figured it out mysself, I just couldn't stop because I "needed" it.
1 im-a-koala 2017-09-01
I was just curious, I personally only do it twice a week or so.
🐨🐨🐨🐨
1 PM_US_YOUR_KOALAS 2017-09-01
Seems fine to me, as long you can control yourself from fapping! Better safe than sorry after all! :) didn't knew there was a panda emoji in unicode! I love it! Thanks for the discovery!
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2017-09-01
Don't be dumb, sexual drive and desire for orgasm are natural. If it's not affecting your life in a negative way, it's not a bad thing, and it's not addiction.
I believe that porn could be addictive, but 'batin is natural and healthy.
1 PM_US_YOUR_KOALAS 2017-09-01
Read my other replies, it was affecting my life in a negative way and was an addiction.
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2017-09-01
Fapping or porn?
1 PM_US_YOUR_KOALAS 2017-09-01
porn, fapping was a consequence of it
1 Swineflew1 2017-09-01
Anything can be addictive. I jerk off a decent amount and have sex on a normal basis, I've never had genital desensivation. Even if that was true, how the fuck does that lead to trust issues LOL or energy or motivation?
You ever think your mental illness is the problem, not jerking your dick?
1 PM_US_YOUR_KOALAS 2017-09-01
Trust issues : When you are unable to climax with your SO but you still can alone, she/he can think not being attractive enough for you, or being cheated on. That's your SO side. When you are yourself unable to explain that to yourself, you can doubt your own sexuality, just "wtf why can't I take any pleasure, is the problem from my own desire?". Humans are complicated you know? And relationships too.
Lack of energy and lack of motivation is probably due to you having too much serotonin in your blood too often. Because each time you climax, you get a burst of it being released.
Like every addiction, it's a complex issue with multiple symptoms, and I'm glad I got over it. But hey, cool for you not having any problem with it.
1 Unicorn_Abattoir 2017-09-01
You are describing clinical depression with a psychomotor component. You don't get that from too many orgasms.
Go see a doctor.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-01
How many times did you beat it that your dick lost sensation? Were you literally beating it like it owed you money?
1 PM_US_YOUR_KOALAS 2017-09-01
Way too much xD Like I said, it could be from 1 masturbation per day to 3-4, sometimes more when I couldn't for a "long time" (1-2 weeks)
And yeah, damned lebowski, have you ever heard of the death grip?
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2017-09-01
Hahaha look at this fucking n00b
1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-01
probably not but it's still a fucking retarded thought to have, and agreeing with incels JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
1 normie_girl 2017-09-01
I'm allowed to agree with some of the things they say if they're right. They're not right on much...give them credit where it's due.
1 fernguts 2017-09-01
Somehow those guys even manage to drain all of the pleasure out of whack in off.
1 HothOurYou 2017-09-01
My mom cheated on my dad after I was born and out came my brother. No one realizes this except for me. My brother got all of Chads good genes and I fucking hate him for it.
1 doughboy011 2017-09-01
Imagine being so pathetic that you are jealous of your 14 year old brother's game.
1 HothOurYou 2017-09-01
Who said anything about being jealous?
1 doughboy011 2017-09-01
Your entire post?
1 twinksteverogers 2017-09-01
How did you even know this?
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-09-01
He doesn't. It's his little fantasy so that he can think about his mother fucking and so he can find an excuse for not getting laid like his little brother does.
1 0987654231 2017-09-01
Hit the gym and learn to be funny and you can become chad
1 HothOurYou 2017-09-01
I already have a great personality.
1 0987654231 2017-09-01
Maybe you do, but i didn't say you needed a great personality, I said you needed to be funny.
As a followup, stop giving a shit. looking through your post history you say things like this.
shit like this so is irrelevant and the less you care about it the better your life will be.
1 HothOurYou 2017-09-01
Why wouldn't I care about a girl I like ignoring me? Shit hurts especially when you give your heart to someone who has no clue how you feel.
1 0987654231 2017-09-01
Why should you care about someone who has no respect for you? Because in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter. Why get worked up over it? Focus on the positive people in your life not the negative ones.
1 Swineflew1 2017-09-01
You have a mental disability that makes you think you have a great personality.
If you had a great personality you wouldn't be posting on incels about how your life is over because good genes chad jr is smashing pussy already.
Go talk to a shrink.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-01
People who write the comments you've been writing don't have great personalities. You sound like a toxic loser
1 HothOurYou 2017-09-01
I'm a loser because I don't have good genes. My mom should have cheated on my dad before I was born so I could look as good as I am intelligent.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-09-01
Intelligent people don't think this way, they see a problem and get over it
1 HothOurYou 2017-09-01
I'm not socially intelligent because everyone ignores me.
1 jet199 2017-09-01
Even your mom doesn't realise it?
That's some sly cheating.
1 Chester_Harvester 2017-09-01
Fact: Chad's semen produce airborne pregnancies
1 doughboy011 2017-09-01
He types out as he wonders why women avoid him like the plague.
/u/HothOurYou
1 HothOurYou 2017-09-01
Women don't avoid me because I'm an asshole on the internet. Women avoid me because I'm not chisiled like a God. If I had perfect genes I wouldn't have this problem. Women don't care about personality, it's all about looks, money and status.
1 doughboy011 2017-09-01
As a fat guy who has had relationships, you are wrong.
The funny thing is you are a fucking incel claiming to know anything about women. By definition you don't know jack shit or you wouldn't be in that cancer sub.
Go and buy a hooker already so that you can move on from this pathetic phase you are in.
1 HothOurYou 2017-09-01
Are you rich? Because women love nothing more than money. Put yourself in our position then tell me women care about personality.
1 doughboy011 2017-09-01
I'm a poor piece of shit who lives in a closet.
1 TinyJibble 2017-09-01
> Arguing with an incel
This doesn't work fam.
1 Curlgradphi 2017-09-01
Women care about personality.
1 ProphetRith 2017-09-01
Come on now niggah give your meat a good ol' rub and let go of this inferiority complex
1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-01
no one wants to put themselves in your position. we're all chiseled gods here.
1 EffOffReddit 2017-09-01
I mean I hate to not all women at you, but really.
Look at all the disgusting and degenerate poor fat slobs who get laid. Women definitely will bang a useless piece of shit, often with little to no provocation. There must be something extra hideous about you, some glimmer of the serial killer to be, that prevents even the most desperate from considering you a possibility.
1 HothOurYou 2017-09-01
Fat slobs have a lot of money.
1 EffOffReddit 2017-09-01
Not always true, I am a fat slob with only moderate amounts of money and my wife is a total piece of ass who makes significantly more than I do. I'm going to need more information about you, but I'm confident that if you provide it I can pinpoint your failures.
1 HothOurYou 2017-09-01
I'm the most intelligent person in school, maybe even my entire county. I have a great personality. My only flaw is I don't look like Chad. The only thing I don't have in life is pussy but it's the one thing I want the most. I'm completely and utterly hopeless and feel like a fucking loser for being almost an adult and still a virgin. I'm a failure and my parents are also failures.
1 damn_it_so_much 2017-09-01
A likelier possibility is he hasn't spoken to any women
1 Baltorussian 2017-09-01
Fellow fat body, who was broke AF as a teen, didn't really date until 17, and a virgin past 18. I was shy, lacked confidence, but somehow managed to get laid. On top of it, as I've grown and matured, I've realized how many fucking signs I missed from girls back in high school. Oh well. Happily married, own a home, a kid on the way.
1 doughboy011 2017-09-01
One time a girl I was friends with was complaining about wanting to find a casual fwb for the summer. In my defense I was pretty drunk but I was like "GOOD LUCK WITH THAT".
1 Baltorussian 2017-09-01
As they say, "here's your sign".
1 doughboy011 2017-09-01
Idk if bashing me in the face with it is clear enough.
1 Neronoah 2017-09-01
I met my girlfriend on a forum many years ago. I was a broke student then but we kind of got along being nerds and all.
I haven't been fit once in my life, and I didn't have disposable income for many years (and even today, I'm not able to give her gifts because we leave far from each other). So I know for sure there is more to relationships than sex appeal or money.
Take care of your hygiene, try to be less dull (have hobbies, long term goals, study), even exercise may help a little even if you are not going to have ripped abs, and you'll improve your chances.
You are way too young, there is time to fix a lot of stuff in your life. You are just merely giving up and ignoring your own responsability to make your own life better.
1 doughboy011 2017-09-01
Did you take jobs in different cities?
1 Neronoah 2017-09-01
No. I'm in my first job (I did an internship though).
1 doughboy011 2017-09-01
So what is it like being in a lesbian relationship?
1 Neronoah 2017-09-01
;)
1 ineedmorealts 2017-09-01
No they avoid you because you're an asshole afk.
Ha lol. Women settle to m8. Go to a bar, flirt around and wait till last call. Someone will settle for you (Or you for someone)
1 hopelessloser24 2017-09-01
Using autism as an insult I see. I hope you're a woman cause I'd love to see a guy smash in your face
1 Mircy 2017-09-01
Spergout??
1 hopelessloser24 2017-09-01
Proving my point on societies cruelty
1 Mircy 2017-09-01
You said you'd smash my face in...
1 hopelessloser24 2017-09-01
Doesn't excuse you for using autism as an insult
1 Mircy 2017-09-01
this is ironically an incredibly autistic exchange on your part
1 hopelessloser24 2017-09-01
Autism is not retardation. That's something you have to realize but society is too caught up in its slutty ways
1 Mircy 2017-09-01
so you're saying you're actually retarded then?
1 hopelessloser24 2017-09-01
No I'm just saying sluts deserve abuse
1 Mircy 2017-09-01
just like downs and autists deserve abortions
1 hopelessloser24 2017-09-01
I know I wish I was aborted lol
1 Mircy 2017-09-01
I wish you were too
1 hopelessloser24 2017-09-01
How does it feel knowing females will always be worthless and hated?
1 Mircy 2017-09-01
I wouldn't know, I'm not worthless or hated by my bf or friends
1 hopelessloser24 2017-09-01
You will always be an ugly worthless slut
1 Mircy 2017-09-01
Single digit partners and a hot boyfriend
What have you got
1 hopelessloser24 2017-09-01
My Xbox, and my family but I'm banned from owning a firearm sadly. I love guns
1 Mircy 2017-09-01
Banned cuz you tried to hurt someone I presume
1 hopelessloser24 2017-09-01
No just myself
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-01
k
1 Swineflew1 2017-09-01
I'm sure you like to watch guys smash all kinds of things.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-01
That's a lot of tough talk coming from a guy who can't look a waitress in the eyes when he orders food.
1 JumbledFun 2017-09-01
And you wonder why you're such a lonely worthless person
1 hopelessloser24 2017-09-01
I love when women get abused and seeing their tears fall down their cheeks
1 jet199 2017-09-01
That's the only time a woman ever gets wet for you, and it's only every your mother.
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-09-01
I remember the night after Trump got elected. One of my friends who is a very militant feminist made a post saying "I can't trust men anymore" because of the results. Every now and then you get a completely visible display of people's outwardly visible troubled nature. This comment is yours.
1 hopelessloser24 2017-09-01
This comment made no sense
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-09-01
hey, that really hurt my feelings :(
1 hopelessloser24 2017-09-01
Oh well
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-09-01
I hope you've learned a lot today about how easily you can hurt other people on the internet.
1 hopelessloser24 2017-09-01
Cool
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-09-01
That's what I get for daring to love, I suppose.
1 hopelessloser24 2017-09-01
What are you talking about?
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-09-01
Maybe I'm just a romantic at heart, maybe I love too much. Either way, we're all on this ride together in life and we can shine together or we can be dim bulbs alone. I choose to fight. I choose love.
1 hopelessloser24 2017-09-01
I'm not gay sorry
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-09-01
That's one of the many times where /r/gendercritical and /r/incels agree.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-01
/r/gendercritical is just female incels.
We should start a GoFundMe me to sterilize both groups and let them finally get laid. While they definitely shouldn't be reproducing it might do them some good.
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-01
the difference is GC just wants to be away from men, while incels wants to enslave all women
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-01
They just say that because they can't get any even if they try paying for it.
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-09-01
A lot seem to be married and pissed off. Instead of adressing issues in their spousal life, they blame society for them and go complain on the internet.
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-01
yeah please tell me all you know about the perspective of married females
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-09-01
You mean those who post on /r/gendercritical, or normal people?
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-01
either
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-09-01
That those on /r/gendercritical complain and then go into conspiracy theories to explain why their relationships aren't satisfactory. Other people either move on or try to fix things.
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-01
not incels
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-09-01
You're right. I meant "other people" to be normal people. Incels aren't included.
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-01
so you don't know their perspective, you're just making a lot of assumptions based on how you think they should feel?
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-09-01
Nope based on what is written on their sub. If I see any good thread like that in the next few days I'll post it here, it's a common source of drama (between lesbians, wgtow and straight/married radfems).
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-01
Man thinks he knows how women should feel, more news at 11
and yeah I know you you have a creepy obsession with them
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-09-01
I was saying it's more productive to seek couple therapy, or separation, than to complain on the internet. But if that's how you feel about me saying that, guess you're entitled to being retarded.
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-01
k
1 Fisherman_B8 2017-09-01
Don't defend /r/gendercritical users here sweetheart, it's not a good look for you. Or anyone. It's like defending retarded chimps
1 Fisherman_B8 2017-09-01
You don't need that. All you need to know is that /r/gendercritical users are beached landwhales who project the reasons for their problems on men instead of their poor hygiene, anti-social tendencies and general unattractiveness inside and out.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-01
u/HothOurYou
https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/6wyas0/comment/dmc8exp?st=J71TISMA&sh=f00edc8c
Fucking lmao!
1 Swineflew1 2017-09-01
Like, this dude really thinks his beta ass wouldn't have died early? He can't bang a chick in the easiest time in history for people to have sex and this dude thinks he's going to nab a chick back in the caveman days because his inferior genes would make him a top hunter or some shit? Lolololololol
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-01
Logic is not there strong suit hence r/incels
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-01
And grammar isn't mine :(
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-01
he would have to live in a society where rape is the norm in order to get laid
1 Swineflew1 2017-09-01
I mean, dude made a post complaining he never had a growth spurt, so most Neanderthal women would be able to overpower his tiny ass.
1 OniTan 2017-09-01
Yeah, I'm picturing an Urkel vs. Roseanne situation.
1 jet199 2017-09-01
And only if that rape consisted of falling on top of a woman who weighed less than him.
1 Plexipus 2017-09-01
Back when going "clubbing" meant coming back with an unconscious chick draped over your shoulder. Come to think of it I guess things haven't changed much for incels.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-09-01
A saber toothed tiger would have violated his bussy before it ate him.
1 NerdCrush 2017-09-01
"All women are cuntbags... why don't any of them like me?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
1 OniTan 2017-09-01
/u/HothOurYou next time ask your brother if you can get sloppy seconds on his chick.
/u/commander_zoidberg ask your sister if she wants to fuck.
Problem solved.
1 Tom_The_Duck 2017-09-01
Whoa, that's quite a _??__ subreddit.
Can't think of suitable adjective.
1 bobdylansgirl 2017-09-01
Neither watching a lot of porn nor being a bitter incel make you a great person.
1 hopelessloser24 2017-09-01
I'm glad I killed my sex drive ages ago lol