I've never met a "horse girl" that wasn't a) batshit crazy, and b) slutty as hell. Exactly the type of girl that an incel needs...
Seriously, back in my internet dating days if I ended up on a date with a girl who rode horses I knew I was getting laid but I also knew that the girl would be a total shitshow.
There were a couple of "horse girls" in my past but one in particular I'm thinking about had incredible stamina and rhythm "riding." Plus really strong thighs.
Not surprisingly she was also the most "disturbed" as well. Don't get me wrong, I'll all about the kink but I draw the line at blood. She didn't...
Whether or not horse loving women actually engage in beastiality is irrelevent. Females definitely find horses more handsome, cute, and majestic, and women feel more protected around them as well. Horses mog us all.
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1 SperglockHolmes 2017-09-01
How can human men even compete.
1 odintal 2017-09-01
Yes incels. If a woman won't let you fuck her it's because she's secretly into fucking animals.
Black pilled as fuck.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-01
u/BBCtheory take this 🔫. You know what to do.
1 Swineflew1 2017-09-01
Squirt water into his eye?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-01
Imma still on iOS 9.
1 Swineflew1 2017-09-01
Come join the future nigga, we got squirtguns.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-01
Na nigga that's gay plus that iOS 9.3.3 jailbreak is too good to give up ;)
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2017-09-01
I'm dumber for having looked at that thread.
1 botchlings 2017-09-01
I've never met a "horse girl" that wasn't a) batshit crazy, and b) slutty as hell. Exactly the type of girl that an incel needs...
Seriously, back in my internet dating days if I ended up on a date with a girl who rode horses I knew I was getting laid but I also knew that the girl would be a total shitshow.
1 OniTan 2017-09-01
Did she ride?
1 botchlings 2017-09-01
obviously
1 OniTan 2017-09-01
I mean, was she unusually good? Do any fancy tricks? Get on her feet and do the full squat fuck?
1 botchlings 2017-09-01
There were a couple of "horse girls" in my past but one in particular I'm thinking about had incredible stamina and rhythm "riding." Plus really strong thighs.
Not surprisingly she was also the most "disturbed" as well. Don't get me wrong, I'll all about the kink but I draw the line at blood. She didn't...
1 OniTan 2017-09-01
So that's yes to squatting?
1 botchlings 2017-09-01
Yes.
Pretty much "yes" to whatever you could think of.
1 OniTan 2017-09-01
Nice. I had a swimmer riding my dick last week. She had nice thighs and did the squat but ran out of energy after a few mins.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-09-01
i touched a boob once
1 ragazzo_soup 2017-09-01
I masturbated to Hentai once.
1 Swineflew1 2017-09-01
I can understand the logic tbh
1 DannyLee90 2017-09-01
tfw you get cucked by a literal animal.
1 OniTan 2017-09-01
https://youtu.be/yCkSJhCD6SA?t=3
1 -Banana_Cake 2017-09-01
Too be fair, they're right. Horsecock is penis kino.
1 holy_black_on_a_popo 2017-09-01
Imagine being that pathetic.
They could be having all the horse schwantz they want instead of being jealous of those nutjob horse chicks...
1 Leakylocks 2017-09-01
You know damn well 90% of them beat off to that comic.
1 DannyLee90 2017-09-01
At least they can't get cucked by rightey.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-09-01
Reminder, incels: there are tons of girls who'd rather fuck a dog than fuck you.
1 Namenamenamenamena 2017-09-01
To be fair the ones that fuck dogs probably would rather fuck a dog than most guys.