Literal pedo (no exaggeration) defends his fucked up comments and keeps digging himself deeper in the hole

166  2017-09-02 by YHofSuburbia

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No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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/u/DanStanTheThankUMan Kill yourself. Do the planet a favour and end your existence. I hope the feds catch you before you put any kids in danger, you sick fuck. End your life

What would the feds catch me doing? I didn't commit a crime.

You want to fuck like a 6 year old girl you sick fuck

1 Thats not a crime. 2 I never said that you sick fuck

Is anybody oddly attracted to this?

What do you think attraction means, retard? Again, take my advice. KYS.

Cute, like you want to pinch cheeks.

No fam cute means cute. Attracted typically means something romantic/sexual in nature. The only time I hear it in context with a child is from To Catch a Predator.

I find horse corpses really fucking hot I want to penetrate and then blow a hot load in one.

Oh I meant Cute sry 4 b4d engrish i em a dum dum

See /u/DanStantheThankUman, why can't you have a regular fetish like this guy?

Oh man, this is hilarious.

don't worry man, i'd fuck her too

which set of cheeks do you want to pinch you sick fucker?

Butt cheeks

pretty sure you mean her butt cheeks, we know what you are all about

Read that again

The order in which you put those in is hilarious.

I'm calling troll. Well played, my friend. Well played.

The only sick fuck here is you

fucking a 6 year old is definitely a crime.

Yes, but wanting to fuck a six year old is not a crime.

I mean...... yeah....... but ......

I want to go home

should be tbqhwuf

I'm sure they'll find something eventually.

Relax

Bro I highly suggest you delete your account.

Let him dig himself a hole.

Chill dude, /u/DanStantheThankUman has totally got this.

Zoz

zle

Zozzle

Stop raping children, hoss.

Just stop.

I could actually rip your fucking head off you sick degenerate fuckwad.

Whoa, /u/SlayerofKings4. /u/DanStantheThankuman merely wants to pinch the cheeks of small children. Why so hostile?

Because humans are the most fun animal to hunt.

God damn that's the edgiest thing i've heard all week.

You're like the guy who sits by a playground taking pictures of the kids because it's "not illegal" aren't you?

This. Everyone with an unhealthy sexual fetish needs to die.

Now you're getting it!

Well...sure. Polygamists, zoophiles, child-fuckers and people who like to get pegged. But not, you know, anything I'm into.

Nothing wrong with wanting a domineering dominatrix to plow your butthole dude, but if you want I can just off myself now ๐Ÿ˜ž

Pls don't ๐Ÿ˜”

One of these things is not like the others...

Even two.

Eh, zoophilia is generally harmless since most animals that get railed are far bigger than the railer

"unhealthy sexual fetish" - holy weasel words batman

I mean, there's no evidence the guy actually committed a crime, though.

More like u/danstanthekiddierapistman

I hope the cartel catches him... I know I sound "edgy" or Inhumane but /u/DanStanTheThankUMan really to be flayed alive, so we can watch him on /r/watchpeopledie

wew

lass

I read the disclaimer about the video and noped out

Yeah me too. Fuuuuuuck no.

If you've seen one bad gore video then theres a good chance you've seen something just as bad or worse than that one, if the resolution wasn't garbage I'm sure that shit would've done me in a lot worse though.

You don't even know what he did besides making these comments. It's different if he actually acted on it. And yeah it makes you edgy.. humans being violent with each other is shitty.

yeah maybe bro, I suppose the reaction may be different on /r/wellbalancedresponse/

My man, stay safe.

does your mum know you're online past your bedtime kiddo? sometimes you try so hard it just doesn't work, yaknow?

Gross dude. Seriously.

How is that dude in the video still alive after all that?

Drugs most and they most likely did their best to "treat" him so that he doesn't bleed out or pass out from shock etc.

You're advocating torture and murder, get some help. pedophiles are sick but you are too. Pedophiles are an easy target for the scum of society to lash out at and have everyone ignore it cause "Hey they like kids they aren't human anymore" and suddenly that makes it okay.

pedophiles are sick but you are too.

I mean, obviously. He's an /r/drama poster.

This is why we need pedo rights

Who the fuck watches that video and thinks "wow, this is really erotic".

/u/DanStanTheThankUMan please Keep Yourself Safe.

Attractive is not erotic you sick fuck

Just do the world a favour and BME Olympics your groin.

Body Mass Exponent?

Just google BME Olympics, you'll see what I mean.

Hatchet vs. Genitals

Have gullible morons fall for a special effect?

Holy spin zone bat man

Iunno man, you're the one who wants to cover her with your frontal lube ๐Ÿ™„

No sane human would find someone who is likely under 10 attractive.

You really can't spin your way out of this.

I wouldn't call for your blood, but please get help and maybe castrate yourself for the betterment of mankind.

The Incel method of nailing your dick to a board is recommended.

wait did one of those idiots actually do that

Yep it was disgusting but kind of impressive its why snappy talks about it now

Yes. I wanna say the guy said he wished he could cut the whole thing off too

Video deleted :(

https://vimeo.com/224824980

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Yeah it fucking is when you're talking about a little child.

Which of the following two sentences is more likely to be followed by a Chris Hanson sting?

"That little girl was adorable in the video"

"That little girl was attractive in the video"

Why don't you have a seat over here /u/DanStanTheThankUMan?

I love it when pedos are in denial.

I love it when pedos are castrated.

Dude just tell them you're Muslim and they'll start sympathizing with you

Oh, we're the sick fucks in this situation

Kill yourself

Kill yourself

I hope your only child dies in a car fire and you hear about it on the news.

Honestly that'd be better than you raping them as a seven year old.

I'm not just trying to insult you, but seriously kill yourself. Better your family and friends be disappointed in you for suicide than for being a pedophile. It is a problem, and there's really no fixing it. Just jump off a bridge, or shoot yourself, or whatever. Just do society a favor.

Stop projecting, nobody wants to touch a kid.

tot22 identifies as a 22month old and you're making her very scared right now!!

Of course he's a liberal.

Lazy bait.

Yea, you guys love bait. Everyone loves to forget that NAMBLA marched with the other gays in the 60's. Or that publications like Salon and the New York Times who write articles defending pedophilia. Google "Todd Nickerson Salon".

Lazy bait, but you're trying and that's something.

You can't even deny it, amazing.

Keep trying but I'm almost there.

You seem like the kind of person who smugly uses "honey" or "sweetie". Fuck you.

Oh, honey.

"Denying it" would be taking the bait. Keep yourself safe.

It's a trap. lol

I feel like you read TOO much news. Go out and chop some wood and disconnect from the internet for awhile

This is actually good advice and you're probably right. Not news, but information in general. Was out camping last month in Montana, spent a couple hours chopping wood and it was amazing. Really wanna move out there.

So brokeback

You sure are obsessed with pedophilia. Anything you want to get off your chest?

Did you know that Trump donated to NAMBLA, thats why he won't release his taxes.

Pedophilia accusations always shift political parties every decade or so. It used to be the communists/hard-left Democrats, then it shifted to the Republicans in the 70s and 80s with the Bohemian Grove and the Franklin Coverup, and now it's come back to the Democrats with Comet Pizza. It's all always a whole bunch of bullshit.

(Libpedo)

Oh no my fee fees :(

these progressive pussies don't have the balls to be gay closet pedophiles like us

"Oh boy how do I defend the fact my political allies defend pedophilia openly?"

"Uhh ya you guys like to fuck kids too! Yea! You're just not open about it like us" ahahaha like come on man.

can you not read? he said "like us." that means hes a republican. get a clue, sheesh.

i guess getting violently throatfucked by your gasoline huffing uncle throughout your childhood voided some of your braincells so i'll cut out the sarcasm.

an open pedophile to a closet pedophile is a man to a bitch. a virtuous pedophile that knows self restraint to a youth pastor child molester is a man to a bitch. a man that knows his imperfections and works towards their end to a lizard that values the ego of his identity over the virtue of a man is... a man to a bitch.

you conservatives love to play the victim all the time... always on about how the world hates you so much... always on about how your women don't love you anymore... always on about how nobody cares that you are on the verge of extinction, but do you ever sit back and truly ask yourself why?

you're pussies. you're all pussies. weather you're chicken shit forum trolls like yourself, suburban white faggots with a trigger finger on 911, or cousin jockey hillbillies that think guns compensate for testosterone. not only that, but you're dumber than literally everyone else in the world. i challenge you to find one group of people with lower mental capacity for intelligence than the western conservative. even the starving jungle dwellers in Africa know how to survive and can get food outwit their predators. you fuckheads are too god damn retarded to use vaccines when the few diseases that are in this part of the world come your way. if you didn't have the liberals, jews, and arabs to beef up your bell curve, you might be dumber than literal chimps.

i've met five year olds that are smarter than you. you know how back in kindergarten when two little shitheads would try to sound cool by being up how rich their parents are? that's you every time you bring up this bullshit about "defending your culture". you ever see one of those little shitheads that think you can't see them when they cover their eyes up? that's you every time you mindlessly dismiss any scientific study that challenges you. i know that by the time you've gotten to this word you've already conjured up some kind of (((conspiracy theory))) to dismiss the article i posted earlier. you're a piece of shit; i know it, you know it, but you're such an arm flapping buffoon that you think your futile attempts at denying it will somehow make me forget it.

why do i think that you're worse than that pedophile that you mentioned? the pedophile has some open self awareness about himself. he's shown some capacity to absorb information from the outside and inside to better himself: a capacity that you and your people lack in, just ask your uncle

and no, i'm not here to have a little "debate" with you. it's just a less fun means to the same end that we are at right now: your denial of reality, but i've done what i came to do. if this were in person, you'd probably let out a really awkward fake laugh while you let the anger fester within you, but like my earlier statement, covering up your eyes won't actually hide you from anyone. i'll know that you're hurt, you'd probably go home, cry a little, jack off to some anime child porn, and shitpost in bed until you fall asleep after a long day of being the lowest grade of human garbage on earth. just know that whenever you bring up "free speech" or why no one values "reasonable" discussion anymore, it's because people like you lack the ability to process reason. a fist, bat, bottle of pepper spray, or bullet would be a much better option than wasting breath of you.

have a good night.

lol what?

Wow someone pissed off this "virtuous pedophile"

Smells like pasta.

Nice pasta

The party of degeneracy

Says the holocaust denier. (((Keep yourself safe)))

Dennis Hastert

glad to see /u/DanStanTheThankUMan taking stand against the rampant sexual repression of these ageists

No /u/DanStanTheThankUMan you may not have sex with that 9 yo

what if the child consents tho

but what if the consent childs tho

/r/islam --------------->

No consent needed in Islam

Shit you're right I was thinking about goats

Here's the thing. You said a "Ephebophile is a Pedophile."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a Ephebophile, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Ephebophiles Pedophiles. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "Pedophile Family" you're referring to the fetish of Pedophaila, which includes things from Pedophiles to Ephebophiles to Hebephilies.

So your reasoning for calling a Ephebophile a Pedophile is because random people "call the ones who like kids Pedophiles?" Let's get Lolicons and Shotacons in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a BDSM Lover or an Fetisher? It's not one or the other, that's not how fetishes work. They're both. A Ephebophile is a Ephebophile and a member of the Pedophile family. But that's not what you said. You said a Ephebophile is a Pedophile, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the Pedophile family Pedophiles, which means you'd call Hebephiles, Lolicons, and other Fetishers Pedophiles, too. Which you said you don't.

Shut up milo.

Lol ate the pasta eh?

ew no too fattening.

Gotta carbo bulk on copypasta to get meme gainz tho

And suddenly I'm craving pasta.

16-19 is legal yo

keine ScheiรŸe sherlock.

So Ephebophile is legal aus Deutschland and only illegal less in groรŸ countries for one year.

You said a Ephebophile is a Pedophile, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the Pedophile family Pedophiles

Yeah, I'm going to go with, I'm extremely OK with that.

zoz

So it is okay to be a faggot on leddit but fiddling kids is wrong? Newsdflash fuckboii's both of these mental illnesses are caused by the same part of the brain.

Big if true

So it is okay to be a faggot on leddit but fiddling kids is wrong?

That seems to be the consensus in the civilized world.

civilized world.

Pardon me?

Unless you've been running a concentration camp in America you aren't getting a pardon anytime soon

You voted for Trump. You do not think it's OK to be a "faggot".

leddit

Oh wow

*fuckbois

You don't use an apostrophe for pluralization.

Thanks pal, edit made.

Actually it's fuccbois

I'm not too fond of fags either, but at least they're doing it to consenting adults.

That is a lie.

There's Islamic homos?

I think

Other people are saying she looks old and sassy too

probably isn't the best defence

Didn't you guys knew that men can be attreated to literally anything?

It's like OMG PEOPLE SEXUALIZE OTHER HUMANS WITH ASS OMG every single time. If our arabic friends can fuck donkeys and sheeps they why are you surprised someone wants to fuck children?

Wat

Is there something you wanna tell us?

If people can fap to acsii porn then can fap to anything. Still everyone surprised over yet another pedo online.

Uh huh.

You sound jealous of your Arabic friends.

Who let you out of your cage?

I love how 'pedo' has become a dog-whistle for virtue signaling. So utterly predictable.

And now he's just trying to say his English is bad

/u/DanStanTheThankUMan also posts to /r/esist, /r/politics and other "Ololol Drumpf" subreddits. Why are pedophiles so common among leftists? Not talking about the Pizzagate-nonsense, but only yesterday there was that video of the half-naked 10 year old boy "twerking" at some LGBTBQQ parade, while adults cheered him on.

see SRD this is why we don't encourage pedophilia.

/u/DanStanTheThankUMan End yourself my dude.

I might have given this guy a pass if he had stopped at the first post and explained he meant something other than what he said.

But his continued arguing and defending.. . Jesus H. Christ.

u/OdinSQL [+1] M H 11 points 5 hours ago

That's a year older than one of Mohamed's wives when they were married and close to a billion people hold him up as the ideal man.

๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

WOKE AF

Fake propaganda is fake

Oh it's you Ivanka, deus vult I guess!!

DEUS VULT remove the Muslim stain!!

Y-you too

Cool cool.

Daddy's been mean to you lately huh?

Muslim smear must be wiped from the Earth

Good luck mate.

I voted for Donald J. Trump didn't I? He Moabed your goat-fucking friends and turned them into vapor.

HAPPY

You dumb motherfucker! I don't have goat fucking friends, I have cousin fucking redneck friends. Where do you think i am from? Lol

Didn't I comment ping you from that islam thread in /r/videos? You're just some goat fucking inbred piece of shit

No you didn't dumbass. Nigga you high or some shit?

Lol actually, quite

This, but certainly not ironically

Your waifu is shit.

Eric or nothing.

Do you other than Aisha, all of his wives were divorced/widows (both of them had a severe stigma attached). Also he only had 7 children from 2 wives.

Really makes you think doesn't it?

The Children of Muhammad include three sons and four daughters born to the Islamic Prophet Muhammad.All were born to Muhammad's first wife Khadija bint Khuwaylid except one son, who was born to Maria al-Qibtiyya. fact that onl two of his thirteen wive bore him children has been described as "curious" by Cornell University Professor of Near Eastern Studies David S. Powers.

U know a lot about how to excuse pedos you sick fuck

That's pretty rich coming from "IVANKA TRUMP" lmao.

Ivanka is an adult, unlike the women that Muslims force-fuck every ady

I'm talking about Daddy trump hitting on a 12/14 year old and saying he's going to date her in 10 years. That and barging in the changing room of MissTeen beauty pageants and some really creepy comments about Ivanka herself even when she was just a baby, so yeah. Also nice try but I'm an agnostic. Lmao

FAKE NEWS

But muslims getting killed by US forces in Iraq and Afghanistan isn't fake news.

CLICK - CLICK - BOOM Headshot!

Wow! Just wow. Is this a meltdown I'm witnessing? ๐Ÿ˜‚

Nope just gloating about how many Muslims the USA has killed, since it seems to make u mad.

1 down vote = 1 dead muslim

It doesn't make me mad lol.

Oh, well carry on then. I'm done shitting and wiping so my time in r/drama has come to a close, until lunch time

Lol pls don't leave. I kinda like you, you know ๐Ÿ˜

Sorry I only reddit when I'm shitting, or when I'm sitting at a red light

Then you must shit a lot/live in a place with really bad traffic.

Oh I also reddit while rewatching game of thrones, currently on season 04e05

Understandable. Have a good pooping session.

Nah, this is GoT time. I should be solid for awhile on shitting, no fast food in my immediate future.

Piracy or legitimate viewing platform? Don't lie ( อกยฐ อœส– ) อกยฐ

This is why I don't put pictures of my son on the internet.

Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, then cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savouring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax. hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch.

Well that goes beyond any mindgames or trolling and just goes into the realm of you being someone your parents are ashamed of