drama_irl

472  2017-09-02 by ohfughalb

74 comments

This, but unironically.

Snapshots:

  1. This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

I am a bot. (Info / Contact)

Good bot

Good bot.

Good bot

I wish i were that good looking.

Its ok, we know you're brown and cant help being ugly

It's "racially handicapped"

Brb checking my not uggo priv

melanin issues.

bby, u know u is

implying heterosexuality

Mods, please ban this meme for sexual terrorism.

Long haired bussy exists my man.

That better be a trap or we're gonna have problems pardner

You never know, maybe she's plowing him with a strap-on.

Be honest your ideal sex is missionary with the lights off.

Ew that's my kink mods pls ban

he isn't gay for wanting to suck her dick

Thought you were trying to hide your YouTube from /r/Drama? Don't reuse handles, mang.

If you see similar but with faggot horseboi traps send me a link fam

hey thats me

Me too thanks

Large if accurate

Enormously

Beagle.

Too close to home.
Shut. It. DOWN!

You've betrayed yourself as going outside, fantasizing about women, and having human feelings. You don't belong here and it's best you leave

Wow, this is totally me. I'm changing my life around though!

Tomorrow, at least.

I'd kill myself if I was fat

Lies, you're still alive

I'd give getting unfat a go first

You have to have discipline for that.

redditor for one hour

What's your main and why are you too scared to post from it, bitch boy?

Dis is my main now. Old one deleted anyways.

Seriously i recreationally McNuke my account every time i get worried about the government

So like once a week at least

Yeah same I need to make sure I don't end up on Hilary's body count list.

With fingers crossed, the old rabbit's foot out of the box in the attic, I will be sacrificing a chicken in the backyard to Moloch.

Same.

I nuke mine every time there's a large scale antifa dox out there.

I'm sorry but the government is not going to come after you. You're pathetic

>implying my shitposts arent a national security issue

Get on my lvl m8

Dude, you're shadowbanned or you deleted your account. Whichever.

Contact the reddit admins to get your shadowban reversed. These are almost always mistaken automatic bans to prevent spambots.

oh no

Fuck you, none of that is accurate. You are an asshole.

Try to calm down. Reflect on this. Could it be true?

No. None of it is true. This thread is just dumb, yes this sub is has shitposting but this thread is just pointless it should be locked.

Damn son, where'd you find this track ability to be angry or care about anything at all.

but this thread is just pointless 

As opposed to all the intelligent non shitpost threads we have?

Are you one of those unironic seriousposters?

Im one of those who didn't give you permission to quote him. Reported.

too close to home huh?

No not at all. I just think that posting stuff like that has no point in this sub. Its not even drama.

It apparently creates drama tho

Hee hee ecks deeee

not ugly enough

As if I could practice independent thought bubbling.

/r/drama loves MPreg, confirmed?

This guy has way too many hairs

Implying r/drama posters aren't homeless faggots browsing from stolen cellphones

The fat and crying are right. What are the other two?

I'm much fatter than that sorry.

DUDE BUSSY LMAO

DUDE

Too real :(

Delete this.

Me too, thanks

This isn't accurate. I have a fiancee.

So, technically, my life is even sadder and more pathetic.

Married with two children I neglect to shitpost, I have you beat

You poor, shoe selling bastard.

Dude zozzle lmao

hits too close lmao

The dude actually went outside?

OP IS A FRAUUUUUUD

Could you post the original and also I want upvotes because it's my cake day.

It's alarming how accurate this is...