Barnes&Noble isn't a library
44 2017-09-03 by SwinterLover96
To the woman who decided to walk over to the corner where I was sitting quietly reading a book in Barnes&Noble and then proceed to make a phone call. You should've listened when I kindly asked you if you wouldn't mind just walking a few feet over. Telling me "this isn't a library" and then continuing to talk LOUDLY on the phone was NOT a smart idea. You messed with the wrong woman😒 I won't hesitate to throw your phone again if you come across my path acting like that. It doesn't stop at the library comment.. she felt it was nice to speak about me in a negative light to the person on her phone. That's just not cool and it brought out my pettiness😋I pulled up my music and played brick by boring brick(paramore) right next to her because ya know.. it's not a library 🤗 she had the nerve to tell me I was being rude and continued to talk on the phone about me. Stunned! I was absolutely stunned. What happened next wasn't planned. Took her phone and dropped it on the ground and walked away. So instead of walking ten ft over from the person quietly reading a book in a quite spot you chose to be rude. That did NOT work out for you. Ah and following me trying to pull my purse from me 😂 nice try girlie 👌🏼 you failed and gave me the best satisfaction I've tasted in some time. Fuhkayouu☺️ I hope you liked the smile I flashed you 😘☝🏼️Call me karma It's doesn't matter that it wasn't a library because that's not relevant it's about consideration for others. There are two floors to this store and plenty of spots were empty. She chose to do that and she chose wrong. Just as if I were at a park reading, though it's not a library it is rude to of all the parts of the park to walk over near me quietly reading and start talking loudly.. then talking about me right in front of my eyes as if I'm invisible. She soon found out I am not invisible.
112 comments
1 YHofSuburbia 2017-09-03
Kill your self
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
Kill your self
1 shawn32145 2017-09-03
/r/thathappened
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
This is my first time being on Reddit. A friend suggested I share this story on here. Does your comment mean I posted in the wrong category? How do I get it to the right one
1 SineadObama 2017-09-03
This was the right place to post this.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-09-03
lol your friend is a drama regular
1 Bussypostin 2017-09-03
Imagine unironically talking about r/drama in real life
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-09-03
wew
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-09-03
... what is bussy?
oh
you mean like nazis?
thats weird
1 DO_NOT_PM_ME 2017-09-03
Based on a true story.
1 SamWhite 2017-09-03
Don't worry, you're in the right place and we appreciate your post.
1 wabbit_1444 2017-09-03
your friend is not really your friend.
You're an embarrassment to women everywhere.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
2retarded4me
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
SoIsYourUsername
1 squarefaces 2017-09-03
🔥
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-03
/u/IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu doesn't realise bookstores are quiet places. Or that books are for reading, not burning.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
Mfw primary use of toilet paper isn't listes
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-03
Of course your primary reading material is used toilet paper...
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
What other use is there for Communist Manifesto?
1 Bussypostin 2017-09-03
Women were a mistake. Femicide now
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
Every major war. Most every serial killer. The majority of pedophiles. The majority of crimes made. ALL by men. 🤷🏼♀️ Without us it'd be a shit show
1 cleverseneca 2017-09-03
And yet... who was the petty one who decided to start ship instead of just queitly getting up and moving to another quiet spot since there were so many?
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
That's exactly what I intended on doing however when she began to speak poorly of me on the phone right near me that brought me to a point I don't see often. I don't feel bad for her at all. She was an Asian women(I feel Asian women are far more respectable than most races) with at least 10 years on me who should have more respect, when brought to that point I lose all respect for that person.
1 Huskie11 2017-09-03
Go back to tumblr we don't like thots here.
1 cochnbahls 2017-09-03
Woah there. We don't exile drama queens, they get modded. Jesus Christ, this is drama not TIA
1 Vakieh 2017-09-03
War is just our way of weeding out the weak ones, which is why in this world of cold war and MAD you find a bunch of pussy ass men running around - in normal times they'd be the dead ones. Serial killers play a similar but more surgical role. I'm not sure how pedos fit into that dynamic, but I'm sure there's a purpose in there somewhere. As for crime, those numbers are probably inflated by all the guys locked up for eye rape and cultural appropriation, which don't count.
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
They wouldn't be the dead ones because the military always takes our best and brightest (granted there are fools there). None of the crazy ones will go to war because they won't be accepted so we'd be stuck with them.. no criminals can go to war so we will be stuck with them... if you're overweight sorry! Not going to war either.. think about it! They take the strongest and healthiest we have sooo... what's your new argument? Because it does not weed out the weak ones.
1 Vakieh 2017-09-03
Have you ever heard the line 'you can either go to prison or join the army, son'?
The obesity epidemic is BECAUSE of not having war to properly ration food and promote healthy living, but once the war gets big enough the army will take them, starve them, and make them run until they too can serve.
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
Why year are you living in?
1 Vakieh 2017-09-03
Because I tried living in month but I ran out of time.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-09-03
Without you none of them would have been born.
1 glmox 2017-09-03
except for the pedos thats a pretty good track record imo, we get shit done
1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-03
that fucking bitch.
1 bareballzthebitch 2017-09-03
tfw you are so cheap you read books a bookstore
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-03
Ikr, I'm a jew and even I'm not that cheap.
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-09-03
Is that your whole thing now?
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-03
Yeah, I'm jewing.
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-09-03
Is it okay if I impregnate you so that my offspring can live a good life as part of God's chosen people? I know I won't be able to escape the future FEMA-camps myself, but Jewry is passed down on a matrilineal basis, right?
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-03
I hate children.
1 deere442 2017-09-03
how not-Jewish of you
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-03
I'm a reform Jew, not an Orthodox Jew. Different subspecies.
1 deere442 2017-09-03
Ah so "unpure"
1 theycallmeryan 2017-09-03
You're not a jew anymore the new word is (((globalist)))
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
You think quite small don't you? My guess is you barely read. I was with my so who was getting work done at starbucks(which is in Barnes&Noble since you don't know) so I sat with a book and yes I did read and I purchased it as well so tf is wrong with your brain if you can't figure out different possibilities to situations. Dumb bitch for sure
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-09-03
your boyfriend works at Starbucks?
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
He was getting work done at Starbucks not working at Starbucks. You don't know but sometimes people go to Starbucks to go on their laptop to connect to wifi, have a coffee and get their work done.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-09-03
what were u reading?
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
How to talk to anyone Leil Lowndes
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-09-03
ironic
1 cleverseneca 2017-09-03
2meta4me
1 LordBlackmore 2017-09-03
"work done". I didn't know they did cock piercings at Starbucks.
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
...
1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2017-09-03
I used to do this all the time as a kid. No jew-shaming allowed on this sub.
1 Forseti69 2017-09-03
Worst human beings in the world were employees at small bookstores that would say "HEY, THIS ISN'T A LIBRARY".
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-03
Is the Jew in you or are you a goy?
1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2017-09-03
I'm no goyim. The lust for shekels is in my blood.
1 09171 2017-09-03
To be fair, if it's not a library why do they have big comfy chairs, tables, couches, a fucking coffee shop, and WiFi in Barnes & Noble? Sounds like a library to me.
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-03
Do they have homeless watching porn?
1 09171 2017-09-03
No that's Books-A-Million.
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-03
So that's a library and B&N is not, case closed.
1 09171 2017-09-03
I'm sorry this upset you.
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-03
I'm not upset at all, I'm just saying that if there's no smelly homeless dudes jerking it to free porn, then it's not an authentic public library experience and not a library.
To be honest, even if you were a paid Barnes and Noble shill, I don't get how that would upset you to the point of calling me upset. Other than dumb contrariness.
1 09171 2017-09-03
You're really taking this to a level that I feel is unnecessary.
It'll be okay.
Only a public library shill would say that.
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-03
Or a homeless person, what the fuck, check your privilege right now
1 jacksfilmsbot 2017-09-03
me me big disappointment
1 This_ButUnironically 2017-09-03
/r/tompettyrevenge
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-09-03
Barnes and Noble and paramore? Did this happen in 2005?
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
I opened up music library on my phone. Played a song(can't remember but it was quite) so I skipped to the next one and it ended up being paramore which was perfect. I had my first iPhone 2011 so a lot of the songs are old 😂 Your comment made me laugh
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-03
WTF did I just read.
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
Must be tough being illiterate :( try a gofundme MAYBE someone will donate to the cause.
1 Huskie11 2017-09-03
Wow so you are actually just a cunt then?
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-03
It's aliterate not illiterate, you dumb cunt.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-03
/u/thisiswhyTrumpwon.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2017-09-03
/u/spez
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
https://www.google.com/search?q=illiterate&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-03
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/aliterate
I was correcting your word choice, not your spelling, you dumb cunt. Illiterate means someone is unable to read. Alliterate means they prefer not to. I prefer not to read the stupid ramblings of an unfunny cunt. It's labor day weekend, I'm drunk, and I came to r/drama to be entertained. You're not entertaining. BOOOOOOOO.
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
Jesus Christ no way in hell im reading all that bs😂 you really get into it don't you? I have a strong feeling you aren't a very happy person👌🏼 keep that to yourself. Bye bye
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-03
Can't wait for that Lord of the Flies remake :D
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-09-03
Do you even know where you are?
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
Nope.
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-09-03
Well allow me to introduce you.
Why is it that people who needlessly escalate small-scale everyday conflicts always feel the need to blather about it on social media, hoping to find some anonymous moral support? What kind of horribly needy person has a token bad experience with another human and then spams their friends and strangers on the internet about it to help feel better?
You write like a fucking 11 year old. You can't communicate an idea clearly in your own native language (presumably) after 12 years of formal English education and a wealth of technology that would make the kings of even a century ago shoot one in their pants. It's the current year, and nearly all day you're surrounded by text. Text on the highways and roads and billboards, text on your phone, text on television, text in the books that you claim to read. Why is it that someone who spends so much time absorbed in the sight and sound of people constructing normal sentences can't at least mimic that ability? I mean seriously, you use emojis to punctuate your sentences. You're one step above writing hieroglyphics on a cave wall.
1 niexx 2017-09-03
2/10 tbh
1 LordBlackmore 2017-09-03
10/10.
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
Now I'm not sure you know where YOU are. Your 1 and 2 was a waste of time because 1.) I'm not reading that and 2.) well I ain't got shit for 2. You write enough for the both of us by the looks of it.
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-09-03
Is this easier to understand?
1 Huskie11 2017-09-03
If that's too much for you maybe you shouldn't be reading books in a book store.
1 aliceunknown 2017-09-03
They were picture books.
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
Maybe you read stuff you're not interested but I prefer to actually read stuff worth my time or entertainment 👌🏼
1 Huskie11 2017-09-03
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1 LordBlackmore 2017-09-03
Your alleged boyfriend complains about you to his friends. And they all laugh at how much of a pain in the ass you are.
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
Your mother wish she swallowed.
1 LordBlackmore 2017-09-03
At last I know who my real parents are.
1 edzackly 2017-09-03
cash me ousside
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
Dying😂 She raps now too. Smfh
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-03
Is she in porn yet?
1 chanilastname 2017-09-03
Soon.
1 wabbit_1444 2017-09-03
well to be fair, it's not a library and no one has to be quite so you can read. you sound a little unhinged tbqh fam.
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
Your argument is headed in the wrong direction. I never told her to be quite she walked over to where I was sitting and proceeds to make a phone call I don't realize until I hear "hello. Hello. Hello?" I look up and see this Asian women in her 30's on her iPhone and I ask VERY kindly if she wouldn't mind just walking like 10 ft over so she's not right next to me. She doesn't have to stop talking or even leave the place.. my dear, this is called COMPROMISE. She gets to talk on her phone (just not directly next to me) and I get to read as I was. It was hard finding that chair to begin with so no I wasn't going to move from the spot I was at. She needs to get off her pedestal rq. It does not mean shittttt that it's not a library fam that's not the point and if that's the point that's coming across you have it all wrong. It's about consideration for others. When she showed none, all mine went right out the window. If being unhinged means not letting someone treat you like crap then yup 🤷🏼♀️ I'm unhinged. If I were in her shoes I would've said "oh yeah totally I'm so sorry!" And I'd have carried on with my convo elsewhere with more consideration for others. She decides to say "this isn't a library". I don't care that it's not a library?! You think I said that because I thought this was? No. I did not. I said it because you're being rude as shit. It didn't have to happen at a library for it to be just as bad.
1 wabbit_1444 2017-09-03
You think you had it bad? You entitled little bitch. I’ll have you know while growing up I walked 7 miles to and from school through hail and a lava flow uphill both ways, and still ended valedictorian of my class with a 9.5 gpa. I got 3 college degrees all while protecting our honorable country from terrorists. That’s right I was an undercover CIA agent since I was 6. I was trained in judo on the peak of a 7000 km mountain twice a day since I could walk, and if I made it to the top of the mountain in less than 45 minutes I wasn’t fed for a week. Not that it would’ve changed anything. I ate nothing but the insects that landed on the potato farm I managed for my family of 1057 children. The insects carried so much disease I lost my sight at the age of 13 and was lacking both arms by age 15. Yet still here I am 30 years later. Think next time before you complain.
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
Okay, I'm not Dr.Phil.
1 neutralvoter 2017-09-03
you sound like my type. are you overweight? if so, unfortunately, that's a dealbreaker
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-09-03
I thought you'd say being overweight would be a plus. That would have been a lot funnier.
1 ComedicSans 2017-09-03
/u/neutalvoter can't even make a skin-suit from fat captives. Noob.
1 Teresa_May 2017-09-03
Is this original?
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
What?
1 SuperShake66652 2017-09-03
Post bussy or get the fuck out you dumb cunt.
1 grungebot5000 2017-09-03
thees is not a lending library
1 bald-seagull 2017-09-03
/r/thathappened
1 theycallmeryan 2017-09-03
This has to be a troll right?
1 chanilastname 2017-09-03
We need more petty shit like this tbqh.
1 Leveonsknee 2017-09-03
OP is either a troll or one of those girls that "hates drama". The way she is getting into little spats with the commenters tells me she is quite confrontational.
I almost venture to guess the lady wasn't even talking loudly and OP just wanted to start some shit. Plus all those emojis? Troll or angry young person.
1 lessfamous 2017-09-03
wtf. what age are you?
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
Younger than her.
1 Hedgehogemperor 2017-09-03
Is this a copypasta
1 GoblinThief 2017-09-03
The Fuhkayouu gave me literal cancer
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
😂 I felt it necessary to write that since I was acting like a child as it was haha. I was so upset with her.. people may come at me for this but.. I don't care much especially since this isn't how I am typically it's me after having snapped.
1 GoblinThief 2017-09-03
Are you trolling or do you actually talk like a pubescent girl with aspergers?
1 SwinterLover96 2017-09-03
Former