I did my time and all I could think was like "Aaah, I want out!" Not what I'd call an effusive fate. It doesn't quite cut it. The soul is not exactly vibrant over there. The reckoning, coming to terms with being there felt more like the sickening, you know?
Anyway, Back at you. Your comment is a subversion almost. I'd even go as far as calling it "pseudo-sacred with psycho virgin" if that makes sense to you. Texans will never get it though, like go drill your deserts, go dig your graves. After that, just fill your mouth with all the money you will save on oil or whatever.
Oh yeah, Iowa. You've got this constant feeling of sinking in, as if you're getting smaller again. Coming undone, it has begun. I'm not the only one feeling this way right?
And the rain will kill us all, they get some real bad weather there. Makes us want to throw ourselves against the wall. Is this too whiny btw? I hope that no one else can see the preservation of the "martyr" in me, because I don't want to give off that impression.
You have to be a retarded faggot not to like Casey's gas station pizza. It's greasy as fuck and the cheese has a vague resemblance of liquid rubber but god damn it's delicious.
/u/PM_me_yer_kittens have you ever been to a real state? I can't understand how anybody could think Casey's pizza - or any shitty convenience store pizza - is "good" after eating real food.
What does that even mean? I understand I'm not eating fancy pizza place pizza, that's in a different category... but as far as gas station breakfast pizza goes, it's as good as I've ever had. What do you consider a 'real state'...
It's not though. The first thing I had to do on my shift was mix the dough I would need for the day. I had to make sure the temp on the water was right so the yeast would ride properly, then it went into a giant mixer that could take your arm off.
having worked there, I had to mix the pizza dough with a giant dangerous mixer. That's why the crust want perfect, because I was to lazy to make it look nice
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-03
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1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
Snappy keeping me on my toed
1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-09-03
How shitty a place do you have to live in where gas station pizza can be considered good
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
Any state with more hogs than humans likely
1 NoRealsOnlyFeels 2017-09-03
Obviously Iowa. The best thing Iowa has ever, or will ever, produce is Slipknot, and they're not even good.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
2001 called they want Slipknot back
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-09-03
Oh, don't get me started on Iowa man
I did my time and all I could think was like "Aaah, I want out!" Not what I'd call an effusive fate. It doesn't quite cut it. The soul is not exactly vibrant over there. The reckoning, coming to terms with being there felt more like the sickening, you know?
Anyway, Back at you. Your comment is a subversion almost. I'd even go as far as calling it "pseudo-sacred with psycho virgin" if that makes sense to you. Texans will never get it though, like go drill your deserts, go dig your graves. After that, just fill your mouth with all the money you will save on oil or whatever.
Oh yeah, Iowa. You've got this constant feeling of sinking in, as if you're getting smaller again. Coming undone, it has begun. I'm not the only one feeling this way right?
And the rain will kill us all, they get some real bad weather there. Makes us want to throw ourselves against the wall. Is this too whiny btw? I hope that no one else can see the preservation of the "martyr" in me, because I don't want to give off that impression.
Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial.
1 gerradp 2017-09-03
you think you sound smart, but you actually sound like a fucking faget
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-09-03
I know man. I am a faget.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
But are you Bob Faget?
Do you host America's Gayest Home Videos?
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-09-03
Sounds like a solid pitch. I'm owed some favors by important people in L.A. Do you wanna partner up and make this show a reality?
1 hoseking 2017-09-03
You have to be a retarded faggot not to like Casey's gas station pizza. It's greasy as fuck and the cheese has a vague resemblance of liquid rubber but god damn it's delicious.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2017-09-03
Really everyone thst hasn't experienced real New Haven appiza and then wax on about good pizza should rightfully be considered subhuman.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-09-03
4 corners in yelm wa would like a word with you
1 JumbledFun 2017-09-03
Did you see the name of that sub? It's a sub of pig people that should be gassed
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
This but not ironically
1 high_side 2017-09-03
/u/doublesoup what is Kum and Go?
1 scatmunchies 2017-09-03
Chain of quick service gloryholes in the Midwest
1 MooseHeckler 2017-09-03
Gas stations.
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-09-03
On a scale from 1 to 10, where 10 is the death of everyone you care about simultaneously, how emotionally distraught does /r/iowa make you?
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
3.375
1 Fiendiana_Jones 2017-09-03
You don't have to lie to us
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
I rounded up
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-09-03
I knew this would be about Casey's. We have them in Illinois, too. Their pizza isn't as good as most brands of frozen pizza.
1 DankMemester2865 2017-09-03
I'd happily swap 1993 for the current timeframe tbqh fam.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
The bomb diggity loser says he's from New York coty
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
RECORD SCRATCH
NEW YORK CITY???
1 im-a-koala 2017-09-03
/u/PM_me_yer_kittens have you ever been to a real state? I can't understand how anybody could think Casey's pizza - or any shitty convenience store pizza - is "good" after eating real food.
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-09-03
What is that supposed to mean, oregano?
1 Denny_Craine 2017-09-03
Rat poison actually
1 PM_me_yer_kittens 2017-09-03
What does that even mean? I understand I'm not eating fancy pizza place pizza, that's in a different category... but as far as gas station breakfast pizza goes, it's as good as I've ever had. What do you consider a 'real state'...
1 glmox 2017-09-03
any state where people actually try to defend "gas station breakfast pizza" isnt a real state
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
Sick burn bro
1 Denny_Craine 2017-09-03
I went to college in Iowa, Iowa is like if a white bread small town in 1992 full of people who think Applebee's is fancy dining was an entire state.
Basically the state can be accurately represented by this sizzler promotional video
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
Ironically no sizzlers in Iowa
1 PM_me_yer_kittens 2017-09-03
Jesus. You don't have to be in this Sub if you hate iowa... That's the beauty of Reddit
1 Jukk 2017-09-03
/r/drama is Iowan?
1 dis_is_my_account 2017-09-03
Top mod here is Iowan so basically.
1 Denny_Craine 2017-09-03
Chicago
I apologize I wasn't aware Iowa was off limits on r/Drama
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
Chiraq
1 cochnbahls 2017-09-03
the head mod of drama and iowa are the same. So I went ahead and reprted this post.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
LOL good luck with that kiddo.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-09-03
nuke the midwest
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
Are you saying we should send North Korea Heinz taco sauce? 🌮 🌮 🌮
1 Teresa_May 2017-09-03
I'm Hillary Clinton and I approve this message
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
u/reasontrumpwon
1 Forseti69 2017-09-03
To be fair, the dough is probably kneaded in a factory by a machine, and then frozen, if we are talking about gas station pizza.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
They claim made fresh....
1 Forseti69 2017-09-03
What is this, a Quik Trip? Hunt Brothers brand pizza? Pilot J?
I'm too retarded to read the link.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
Casey's lol but good guesses
1 cochnbahls 2017-09-03
It is?
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
Yeah frozen dough balls
1 cochnbahls 2017-09-03
It's not though. The first thing I had to do on my shift was mix the dough I would need for the day. I had to make sure the temp on the water was right so the yeast would ride properly, then it went into a giant mixer that could take your arm off.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
Weird my kids worked at one in Center Point and they got frozen dough balls that they warmed up in a heater and then flattened out.
1 cochnbahls 2017-09-03
The one I was at in Springville used the dough machine and was roughly the same time.
Also, the pointers can suck it, but not as much as the c.c. wildcats.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
Yeah I think both suck :_)
1 cochnbahls 2017-09-03
having worked there, I had to mix the pizza dough with a giant dangerous mixer. That's why the crust want perfect, because I was to lazy to make it look nice
1 glmox 2017-09-03
>flyovers
>knowing what pizza is
pick one and only one
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
Pretending Chicago isn't the pizza capital of America
1 glmox 2017-09-03
chicago is quintessential not knowing what pizza is actually
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-03
Looks like a perfect pizza-pie to me!