God they're worse than the underage girl I'm cat fishing online currently. She tells me she loves me, I tell her to kys, and then bam nothing but silence. Whatever bitch you ain't my only fish.
In the film, the husband of the "catfish", Vince, relays a story of how when live cod were shipped to Asia from North America, the fish's inactivity in their tanks resulted in only mushy flesh reaching the destination. However, fishermen found that putting catfish in the tanks with the cod kept them active, and thus ensured the quality of the fish. Vince made an analogy of how there are people in everyone's lives who keep each other active, always on their toes and always thinking, suggesting that people should always be alert while socializing through the internet.
So you're basically doing a public good by keeping those underage females on their toes, nibbling on the flippers of the tardy ones, etc.
Yes and also if they're crafty enough to escape the shallow grave I bury them alive in, they'll learn valuable life skills. Like never leave home without a towel small shovel.
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's girlfriend (LGBTQ) of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than her, and I owe very little of it to her, as she would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. She's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). You can see how intelligent I am because I constantly; use semicolons. Intelligence is a function of verbosity; and punctuation usage.
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. People are constantly amazed by how many Philosoraptors I've debunked.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories. Without any research, I've successfully diagnosed the root of some problems that people were describing in their rage comics.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
First one. My current psychologist thinks it was a stupid diagnosis, as do I. Narcissistic Personality Disorder is something no psychologist in their right mind would diagnose me with UNLESS they got their degree from Reddit Euphoriversity of Office Chair Psychology
I offered to kill myself for her a few weeks ago because she said she'd kill me if it were convenient for her. You underestimate how much power she has over me. Regardless, it was past-tense. If I heard her say now that I never saved her life, it would hurt like hell but it wouldn't even be close to decimating, not even 10%. Because I have no hope at this point. I get it. It just wouldn't be a big enough surprise to me. I'd be like "oh, so now there's this horrible thing too. What do you know." Whereas, if she'd told me a year ago or pretty much any time before recently, that I never saved her life, that would have pretty much driven me to suicide. It would have been truly and wholly decimating. The only reason it wouldn't be now, is because I've hardened a bit and I guess realized how lucky I am that she doesn't want me dead.
Looks like he mighta dropped out of high school and a community college too.
Found registration to get name of owner, parked car, owner approached, made sure it was really him and not some friend of his or something, offered him my laptop as compensation for borrowing the car (which was my plan the whole time and why I was morally ok with taking it), got disappointed at his rejection of that offer, shrugged and waited for the cops to arrive so that at least I'm compensating him in the form of letting him feel like "fuck yeah I got that asshole" instead of just being pissed that I ran away, then obviously got arrested.
In other words, I would have gotten away with it if I'd been a dick about returning the car, such as by leaving it a few blocks away or booking it as soon as I saw the owner and not caring about the impact on them. I find it humorous to pretend I was arrested for returning the car even though that's obviously, like many jokes, not the real thing.
I have a part-time job and I do odd jobs when I can, saving up for my car. I'm going to be trying school again next fall after I get my real career going (right now I'm working on music and once my first mixtape is done I'll be getting back to work on an animated series). I was homeless for a few months and it was actually kinda awesome but probation requires me to have a place to live so that's over now. Planning to move in with a friend of mine pretty soon to get away from those parental units.
"Freud entered the University of Vienna at age 17"
And he didn't drop out.
If entering a university is the biggest thing he'd accomplished, then I and many, many, many, many, many other people are a lot better at the shit than him. I doubt you actually think him entering university is relevant though, because even most idiots understand that academic performance and intelligence have virtually zero link. I think you're just being completely intellectually dishonest here.
Except it's really not. Academic achievement and intellect do not have a distinctive, significant correlation of any kind. An intelligent and curious person will almost certainly become intellectual regardless of their involvement in the educational system, and a less intelligent, less curious person will be less likely to become intellectual no matter how well they do in school. This is a result of the fact that our school system focuses infinitely more on ability to put in effort than it does intelligence or curiosity.
I also didn't fail out of college, do your research.
You couldn't stand 4 hours of travel for each trip, so I'd say yeah that's a life failure. You still dropped out.
Oh hey thanks! You didn't have to go to all that effort. But it's worth it, I tell you what. Sheesh, what a mess here.
I stole a guy's car and offered him my laptop as compensation
calling your parents "units" like an edgelord (I know this is edgy because I did it once)
super genius kid going homeless and doing odd jobs and creating mixtapes
being diagnosed proper and calling it STUPID
So, here's my question. How would you, personally, as a citizen of New Zealand, feel if some silly pacifistic American with big dreams of changing the world and billions of dollars, came along and asked to buy Great Barrier Island? Would you be in support of this, or no? If you happen to live on the island, you'd be allowed to keep your property, or sell it to this new government for around five times market value. You'd also go the rest of your life with negative taxes, as an apology for the inconvenience of having a city built over your beautiful farmland. Would this be acceptable to you?
(If you're wondering, I just think the island would be extremely defensible, and having looked at every nation I'm aware of, I think New Zealand would be the best ally to start out with, and the best neighbor. Plus it's a great location for a country to start out at right now. And no, I don't say that to all the girls.)
Iron Fist is possibly the best thing in the entire MCU so far: "I struggle to find a single flaw in Iron Fist." The whole thread is a fun read if you have a lot of time on your hands. Can't imagine the amount of free time this guy must have to write all of this stuff.
You think I'M ๐ A ๐ฌ FAG?! ๐ก๐ก๐ก For watching ๐บ anime? ๐๐HA What a joke ๐let me tell ๐ฃ you a story so you can further ๐ grasp โ just who it is you're talking to when it comes to earning the right to call someone a fag.๐ค
Me and my best bro ๐ฆ๐ฆ used to play this game ๐ฎ where we suck ๐ฎ each others' dicks ๐ and call the person who cums ๐ฉ๐ซ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ first 1๏ธโฃ a fag. ๐ฌ I usually win ๐ฌ because my bro's ๐ฆ never been ๐ all that great at ๐ cocksucking, and when he jizzes in my mouth, ๐๐ฆ๐ซ I make him finish ๐ me off then give him a passionate kiss ๐ฏ๐๐ so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate ๐ ๐ him for the next hour ๐ or so about what a total fag ๐ณ๏ธโ๐he is. To this day I've accumulated over 1200 victories in this battle ๐๐ข of skill and edurance, ๐ช๐not only over my best bro, but over hundreds ๐ฏ of other challengers. ๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ Each just wishing to earn the right to even call me a fag. ๐ฌ
So next time ๐ you decide to try to berate ๐ me by claiming I'm a fag ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ for ๐ watching anime ๐ just remember ๐ค I doubt you could suck off a dick ๐๐ฆ even half as well as I can. FAG๐ฌ
I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume.Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.๏ปฟ
Look I'm as straight as you can get, and I hate faggots. My son came out as gay and I told him I didn't want him living under my roof anymore. He moved in with his sister and he's dead to me. But I have no shame in saying that I visit TS escorts and have blown my load many times in their tight asses. I even have a couple of beautiful TS babes who do dom work and they throatfuck me, let me rim their holes and come all over my face. This has nothing to do with being gay. They are women with penises. The penis itself is not male, it's attached to a woman.
A PENIS IS A PIECE OF MEAT. A piece of meat does not affect my sexuality. Do you let someone call you a pervert if your penis touches a pork chop? No. It wouldn't mean you were a porcinesexual.
A penis is flesh. A beautiful lady having a different shape of flesh will not change my sexuality. No matter how many of them I let inside me or how many I beg for their seed. I don't need to be called gay by narrow minded busybodies. How come this concern for policing sexuality only happens to straight men. For sake of fuck, DO YOU REALLY THINK GEORGE MICHAEL WAS IN HOUSES IN LONDON HAVING SEX WITH LADYBOYS he could afford it but no he was a gay he liked men he would never be with a transgoddess because he realized they were women. Maybe if he would have avoided all gay activity and stayed with traps he would still be with us today, the dirty faggot God rest his soul
49 comments
1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-04
I was bur lonely there for a bit tbh
1 InspiringShitpost 2017-09-04
I'm glad it is no longer private too. Seriously, what the dickens?
1 blacknblue12 2017-09-04
i missed it this time
1 PussMonster_ 2017-09-04
The mods were feeling lonely and needed something to give them attention
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2017-09-04
God they're worse than the underage girl I'm cat fishing online currently. She tells me she loves me, I tell her to kys, and then bam nothing but silence. Whatever bitch you ain't my only fish.
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-04
I thought you were supposed to be the fish?
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2017-09-04
I actually don't know. I just assumed I'd be the one holding the pole.
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-04
Wikipedia says:
So you're basically doing a public good by keeping those underage females on their toes, nibbling on the flippers of the tardy ones, etc.
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2017-09-04
Yes and also if they're crafty enough to escape the shallow grave I bury them alive in, they'll learn valuable life skills. Like never leave home without a
towelsmall shovel.1 Stinkfished 2017-09-04
lol
1 GadolBoobies 2017-09-04
Oooh la dee da. Look at this fucker with his social life.
1 Hellkyte 2017-09-04
It's the only time they get messages
1 ashent2 2017-09-04
what the fuck happened man i felt like
i felt like i alone was banned or something
1 WarSanchez 2017-09-04
I think SRD was here
1 Letterbocks 2017-09-04
Wb faggots
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-09-04
I blame u/cggreene2 for this.
1 ayeokthen 2017-09-04
Um i think you'll find we just overthrew the entire capitalist system AND patriarchy with this action so I GUESS THE JOKES ON YOU heheh
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-09-04
It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said.
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's girlfriend (LGBTQ) of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than her, and I owe very little of it to her, as she would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. She's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). You can see how intelligent I am because I constantly; use semicolons. Intelligence is a function of verbosity; and punctuation usage.
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. People are constantly amazed by how many Philosoraptors I've debunked.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories. Without any research, I've successfully diagnosed the root of some problems that people were describing in their rage comics.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them. I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.
That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that). I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me?
1 Ihurtinside 2017-09-04
Zzz
1 baaaaby 2017-09-04
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1 squarefaces 2017-09-04
M E T A
1 Yiin 2017-09-04
Zzzzle
1 FiringSquad1991 2017-09-04
Tl;dr
1 theycallmeryan 2017-09-04
This is my favorite line in the copypasta. Assuming this kid was telling the truth, he just let someone blast him in the face like a cuck.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2017-09-04
Darqwolf pasta is always delicious.
1 Obskulum 2017-09-04
Does anyone know what he's pasta'ing these days?
1 Lawd_Frieza 2017-09-04
Last I remember he got arrested for stealing a car or something.
1 Obskulum 2017-09-04
Lordy lordy.
1 Lawd_Frieza 2017-09-04
Going through his stuff right now. Last real updates were 2 years ago.
Has a psychologist (psychiatrist?)
His gf broke up with him and hates him.
Looks like he mighta dropped out of high school and a community college too.
Here is him getting arrested for the stolen car.
Status as of 2 years ago
Fashion Sense
3 years ago
What had Freud done at 17?
I'm getting off this fucking site. Bye.
1 Obskulum 2017-09-04
Oh hey thanks! You didn't have to go to all that effort. But it's worth it, I tell you what. Sheesh, what a mess here.
good grief
1 Lawd_Frieza 2017-09-04
I just found his explanation of why he was arrested it was on one of his alts so I didn't see it when I was sifting through.
1 Obskulum 2017-09-04
I could kiss you.
1 Lawd_Frieza 2017-09-04
Just needed a break from it tbh. Going through the rest of his alt now. There's not as much as I'd like but still some great stuff.
A beautiful post in /r/newzealand
In legal advice because someone got an order of protection when Darqy was going around claiming they were a serial rapist. This whole thread is an interesting read. Especially his explanation for it.
Iron Fist is possibly the best thing in the entire MCU so far: "I struggle to find a single flaw in Iron Fist." The whole thread is a fun read if you have a lot of time on your hands. Can't imagine the amount of free time this guy must have to write all of this stuff.
He's got a youtube channel going but there's much good drama on it.
1 Obskulum 2017-09-04
You're my hero.
This man is madness and thanks to the gift of the internet we can see this madness play out in real time (well not anymore but you know what I mean).
1 Country-asshole 2017-09-04
Yes, I understand all of that, but you're still a fag.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-09-04
You think I'M ๐ A ๐ฌ FAG?! ๐ก๐ก๐ก For watching ๐บ anime? ๐๐HA What a joke ๐let me tell ๐ฃ you a story so you can further ๐ grasp โ just who it is you're talking to when it comes to earning the right to call someone a fag.๐ค
Me and my best bro ๐ฆ๐ฆ used to play this game ๐ฎ where we suck ๐ฎ each others' dicks ๐ and call the person who cums ๐ฉ๐ซ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ first 1๏ธโฃ a fag. ๐ฌ I usually win ๐ฌ because my bro's ๐ฆ never been ๐ all that great at ๐ cocksucking, and when he jizzes in my mouth, ๐๐ฆ๐ซ I make him finish ๐ me off then give him a passionate kiss ๐ฏ๐๐ so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate ๐ ๐ him for the next hour ๐ or so about what a total fag ๐ณ๏ธโ๐he is. To this day I've accumulated over 1200 victories in this battle ๐๐ข of skill and edurance, ๐ช๐not only over my best bro, but over hundreds ๐ฏ of other challengers. ๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐จโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ Each just wishing to earn the right to even call me a fag. ๐ฌ
So next time ๐ you decide to try to berate ๐ me by claiming I'm a fag ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ for ๐ watching anime ๐ just remember ๐ค I doubt you could suck off a dick ๐๐ฆ even half as well as I can. FAG๐ฌ
1 Country-asshole 2017-09-04
That's exactly the kind of thing a fag would say.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-09-04
I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume.Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.๏ปฟ
1 Country-asshole 2017-09-04
Yes, I can't dispute your math, but it is within that 2% where fagness rests.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-09-04
Look I'm as straight as you can get, and I hate faggots. My son came out as gay and I told him I didn't want him living under my roof anymore. He moved in with his sister and he's dead to me. But I have no shame in saying that I visit TS escorts and have blown my load many times in their tight asses. I even have a couple of beautiful TS babes who do dom work and they throatfuck me, let me rim their holes and come all over my face. This has nothing to do with being gay. They are women with penises. The penis itself is not male, it's attached to a woman.
A PENIS IS A PIECE OF MEAT. A piece of meat does not affect my sexuality. Do you let someone call you a pervert if your penis touches a pork chop? No. It wouldn't mean you were a porcinesexual.
A penis is flesh. A beautiful lady having a different shape of flesh will not change my sexuality. No matter how many of them I let inside me or how many I beg for their seed. I don't need to be called gay by narrow minded busybodies. How come this concern for policing sexuality only happens to straight men. For sake of fuck, DO YOU REALLY THINK GEORGE MICHAEL WAS IN HOUSES IN LONDON HAVING SEX WITH LADYBOYS he could afford it but no he was a gay he liked men he would never be with a transgoddess because he realized they were women. Maybe if he would have avoided all gay activity and stayed with traps he would still be with us today, the dirty faggot God rest his soul
1 nanonan 2017-09-04
Wait, there's literally a fag emoji? I mean it makes sense. I just sorta assumed it would be redundant.
1 RandomRedditor44 2017-09-04
Darqwolff/HStark, is that you?
1 GI_X_JACK 2017-09-04
This is god-tier copypasta. 10/10
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-09-04
It wasn't private for me
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-09-04
The double SRD mention was a nice touch.
1 glmox 2017-09-04
there were like four srd mentions
1 DefNotaZombie 2017-09-04
The best part was redirecting us to r/subredditdrama and r/fullcommunism
The closest analogue to the r/drama experience i was able to find was r/trashy
1 Bussypostin 2017-09-04
I almost broke free of this maelstrom of autism...
1 naowwqtbooty 2017-09-04
making this thread means that the mods are gonna make the sub private again cause it triggers you, dumbass.
1 Birthing_a_Turd 2017-09-04
They are queerness personified.