My Open Relationship Nightmare: My Wife Got Pregnant By Someone Else

78  2017-09-05 by bloodylipservice

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You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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Great, now it's developed a breeding fetish.

Nothing wrong with such a patrician fetish.

Snappy done knocked that bitch up.

Any dude that thinks an open relationship is beyond help. What happens is the dude struggles to find one chick to bang and most likely spends most of the time at home watching tv. His wife is out there banging chads and tyrones on a weekly basis.

Any dude that thinks an open relationship is beyond help.

Thinks an open relationship what?

He doesn't know. He's the resident incel retard.

pretty sure "incel retard" describes most of r/drama fam

Feels good to not to be an virgin incel

Feels less good that I lost it at five

Muslim girl I take it?

Nah, ran into the neighborhood chomo, and I don't appreciate your Islamophobia, Muhammad (pbuh) may have married Aisha at six, but he didn't fuck her until she was nine

>> Pointing out facts about Islam

>Islamophobia

REEEEEEEE

Stop using hate facts then

That's my take too. I read one story about a dude that wanted to open his relationship cause of all the chicks that were "flirting" and coming on to him and he thought he'd be out getting pussy all the time if he wasn't tied down to monogamy. He nags and berates his wife into polyamory and she soon has a different date every night and he finds out the barista at starbucks was smiling and laughing at his jokes because she was doing her job not because she wanted to bang him. It was pretty hilarious.

I remember that! Didn't he also say that his SO was fat and was lucky to get a guy like him, only to find all those other guys are more than happy to take his place?

I think that's it. And the wife was devastated he suggested it but he was a huge dick about it and was like take it or leave it. I think she also ended up having a 6' 2" stud muffin as one of her paramours. And one of his "sure things" was a chick he had been talking to on a message board (maybe a swinger board?) but when he came at her with "baby, I'm all yours" she said she had just been killing time online with him and had no intention of actually hooking up. Sound familiar? Don't know why I remember so much. You'd think it was a troll but the guy seemed genuinely upset and just that clueless.

I also remember this! I think it was on livejournal?

No, I found it. It was his girlfriend and it was on Reddit. I'll post the first link that came up.

http://groupthink.kinja.com/open-relationship-backfires-on-entitled-prick-reddit-1578365204

LOL amazing! ty

6'4"

Manlet BTFO

Lol this story is hilarious and little too good to be true. I think it might be fake tbh though there are a lot of idiotic, un self aware people out therem

I think it might be fake tbh

Please, I want to believe.

I think there's too much of an agenda

Kinda reminds me of Anthony Burch from "Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'?"

Macbeth can go suck a dick. Anthony burch's life is the definitive tragedy, made all the more tragic owing to the fact that everything was his own doing.

Wait, what happened there?

He got cucked.

And she took the Wii U with her when she left. That's an essential part of the story.

And she took the Wii U with her when she left. That's an essential part of the story.

wow, rude.

Yeah, I remember that one. I also remember it being funny that the tattooed 'chad' he got pissed off about came out of the story better than anyone.

Link?

prosties my nigga. it's a thing.

No, that doesn't always happen. That only happens if you have a hard time finding women. Not everyone does. And yes, I'm well aware that women generally have an access to a larger pool of options and can find new partners faster.

But thing is, constantly fucking randoms is actually not what most women want, or enjoy, whether they are polyamorous or not. And most men can and do find women. In practical polyamory, people often find their optimum number of partners and sort of stay there - and that goes for men and women. In the end, everyone is pretty much booked out.

Like that dude - he was seeing two other girls in addition to his wife, dude was busy. And most polyamorous dudes I know are also busy. And the ones that aren't, are just shit with women and that's all there is to it.

You're coming at the whole thing from a position of insecurity, which is the wrong way to look at the situation. You can always find a woman, that part is not that hard. That's what you do every time a relationship ends, after all.

There are serious issues with being poly. I can't really do it, for example, just too possessive. Multiple fuckbuddies sure. But as soon as feelings come into play I'm just wired for monogamy. Figuring out if that's true for yourself is what should be driving that question. And you have to factor in your drama tolerance, because some of it is absolutely guaranteed. Stuff like that is important. Fretting that you'll be sitting on the couch is just defeatism.

Lol yeah right, are you a woman or why are you supporting a female sexual strategy? Do you think women who are with top 0.1 top 1% of men would agree to an open relationship? Do you think Angelina Jolie would suggest it to Brad Pitt..? No? Because she'd have less power.

As with that -10/10 woman who got 30 offers in a couple of days, open relationships are for cucks or retards who dont know anything about women.

Jesus, you are completely missing the point. Why the fuck would any of that shit matter? Female sexual strategy lmao. Power bwahahaha. Angelina Jolie. 30 offers. Who gives a fuck?

I'm neither female nor poly. And I'm pretty sure it's you who doesn't know anything about women - or men. That's some incel reasoning you're working with.

I'm going to try this again. Yes, the sexual marketplace works differently for women and men. But the end result is remarkably similar - after a bit of looking we all find people to date. Women have more offers (most of which they want nothing to do with). Men have to do more legwork. But we arrive at the same place, and generally fairly quickly. That is what happens when you go poly too.

And that's where the problems start. It's not that semi-mythical "lonely dude sits at home while his woman is banging people left and right" scenario. It's the very real "oh shit, i'm spending more time with my girlfriend than my wife" stuff that creates all the ugliness and drama that's so common to poly shit.

That's exactly what happened to the people in that story too. That dude was good looking, and landed an attractive wife. He had no trouble finding other partners - and neither did she. Outright scarcity is rarely the problem.

White guys hate the idea of open relationships because no one wants to fuck them. A black couple in an open relationship would usually have equal opportunity outside Fucks.

Because nobody wants to fuck fat black chicks?

The "nobody wants to fuck white guys" meme is also manifestly false. Look around, the world is full of white guys getting fucked.

compersion

compersion: enjoying the idea of renegade dicks in your wife, but not in a gay way

Yup. Not one of my faculties.

But thing is, constantly fucking randoms is actually not what most women want, or enjoy

lol

lol cuck

They couldn't breed and so they divorced when she found someone she could breed with. Evolution is happy, this seems like a win/win/win. His wife did nothing wrong.

Honestly, it really all sort of sounded for the best in the end, with minimal drama or emotional abuse on anyone's side.

But at the beginning the article said she was the one who couldn't get pregnant.

Another agendapost from /r/The_Donald that has zero drama content. Maybe you should go back to /r/incels and /r/redpill, because your garbage posts have no place here.

keep yourself safe

Super duper safe pls

So what did your wife end up doing with the kid?

polyamory gone wrong is always welcome here.

And it always goes wrong, baby

This didn't even go that wrong, they ended up making peace and staying friends. Nobody even shot anyone else, pretty ginned up tbh.

One of my girlfriends and I broke up, but it was hard to tell. We just stopped talking and hanging out as much and started treating each other like friends. With some benefits.

Then she torched my car and killed my pet turtle because she saw the situation completely different than I did. Oh well. That's Phoenix for ya.

Much better

Should have gave her a concussion and pimped her out until she paid you back. You have to keep your bitches in line.

Other males will not accept a cuck among them, this man is now an outcast for life and deserves as much for his degeneracy.

All cucks must die.

Lol. I love how we can bash polyamory openly here when it seems unassailable on the rest of reddit and the internet.

/u/prince_kropotkin it’s very brave of you to share your struggle with being a low T beta cuck. What made you go public?

Again, r/drama lacks the intelligence to grasp that i'm not PK. "Everyone I hate must be PK's alt". Fascists really are pathetic. What's it like worshipping the most pro Zionist President in American history?

Does the low testosterone make you cranky?

Anyone who accuses others of being a "cuck", or having "low testosterone" isn't prime real estate.

High estrogen? Are you getting HRT?

So yes?

when people call me a cuck, I just chuckle and tell them "you don't know how right you are buddy....wanna fuck the wife?"

do you?

I'm gay. I want Roman Heart.

Bullshit, if you're gay why are you so lame then?

Bussy or GTFO

Why you acting all bougie, PK? Your drama has been lacking here lately, but your still family.

I'm not PK. I have been attacked as being bourgeois and a fascist sympathizer from some edgy anarchist teens. I've been busy with work and finishing my university degree.

It must be really hard having so much invested in the words of your (14 year old) peers

I'm not PK, I don't spend months invested in internet anarchist drama.

That's exactly what PK would say

I can see why PK has simply given up on r/drama. We don't even have the same writing styles, let alone the same views, and you keep accusing me of being him.

A degree in what?

Finance. Humanities is largely unemployable, and there's too much bias from professors.

Word my dude.

Aren't you a commie? Finance seems like an odd career choice if so.

Eh, not really. Some friends of mine would describe me as a fucked up liberal. I think of myself as a Stirner egotist.

I don't even know wtf that is. Sounds dumb tho. Anyway. Good luck in school PK.

I'm not PK. We live in different countries. I'm gay, he's straight. Egoism is rational, certainly preferable to Marxist-Leninism.

he's straight

Ahahahahahahaha

Sounds spooky

Greenpill me on stirner egotism?

Stirner was a German anarchist philosopher whose work was based on Illegalism, Egoism, criticism of the state. He also came up with the idea of "Spooks", that is, abstractions which only exist in the mind which do not exist in the real world, like laws, superstitions, nationalism, etc.

Hmm, thanks.

Stirner was a German anarchist

PK confirmed

Like why does he keep lying to us?

Stirner is a spook.

Stirner is a meme milkman.

So is he a nazi white supremacist or a jewish zionist? Im legit confused by your argument.

You forget that many nazi white supremacists support the Zionist state of Israel. Anders Breivik, the Norwegian terrorist who wrote a shitty alt right 'manifesto', would best be described as an anti Semitic zionist.

Breivik was a lot of things but there was no alt right when he went columbine.

You forget that many nazi white supremacists support the Zionist state of Israel.

How does this make any goddamn sense

Truth is a social construct

Expecting any intelligent discourse on r/drama.

Fascism isn't opposed to Zionism, you moron.

Nazis persecuted Jews and still persecute Jews. Zionism is a Jewish state. How is a Nazi still a Nazi if they want to work together with Jews?

-_-

You really are too stupid to understand Zizek. Many nazis aren't against Zionism, as they see Israel as a deterrent against Islam. They despise Jews in their country, yet they will tolerate Jews living in their own country.

Ah, yes, of course, it is all about the Muslims. Even though Hitler himself admired Islam.

Hitler even had Muslim troops. Not that they would have been welcome into Germany, but it's just one more thing his modern-day fanboys get wrong.

1) They support deportation to other ethnostates as a PR-friendly less Final solution to the JQ 2) It's hard to go wrong in some whitenats eyes' as long as you're killing people of sand

/u/ironicshitpostr

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

If shitposts are expected, aren't effortposts the real shitpost?

TRU

He's not Jewish himself, just every one of his acknowledged grandchildren, every one of his in-laws, and his less-trashy daughter.

All (((Zionists))) are Nazis, and we have to kill them all to save the world from Nazism.

The left probably

What's it like worshipping the most pro Zionist President in American history?

Really don’t like Trump, but I love me some Jews.

I maintain everybody except me is JewDanks alt.

Now that is just ridiculous

What's it like worshipping the most pro Zionist President in American history?

LOL JEWS

Tell me how much you love Hitler.

Shut up pk.

As a Zionist and and American, it is pretty fucking fucking awesome.

I worship the Demiurge and invoke his Archons and Sub-Archons. You could also say I worship Yahweh. I consider myself a proponent of the material world, the aroused and ascended inorganic flesh, the flitting steel, the sapient electricity of the Archons, and the material and immortal words of power and knowledge. I align myself against the One, the Hyperboreans, and the non-Judaic Traditionalists.

השבח לאל (PRAISE THE DEMIURGE)

I'm confused as to what this has to do with the post

It's always fun to ping PK.

PK is a cuck, that is the joke.

Which r/Drama mod is this and why is it u/justcool393?

Wtf is this site? A picture ever 4 lines?

The ""article"" structure gave me terminal cancer, wtf?

dude i'm loving this cuck drama even though most of it is fake and gay

This is old as fuck, over a year old but still great. Huffpo pulled the post via his requests in late June of 2016 but it's still up on Medium. And a year before that in August of 2015 he made a podcast about "relationship anarchy" with some free love guru, which also links to his short film and fucking Kickstarter and Patreon and Jesus Christ this guy is something else, with roots in the Occupy Love offshoot of Occupy Wallstreet. From the film's description:

In this Chapter, we explore various wisdom keepers like Christiane, and sensual wild men like David Abram. We explore evolutionary sexuality with authors like Dr. Anya, and dive deep into emerging ecosexual movement, who ask questions like:

  • Is Eros the untapped renewable energy of our time?
  • Can we make love the ecology of life?
  • Can we treat the Earth as the revered lover we all share?
  • Can we truly create a love-based, sustainable culture?

In the 21st century, the dawn of the hyperconnected world has caused many to deeply question love. Rolling Stone has dubbed this era the "Millenial's Sexual Revolution," where sex, intimacy, and partnership are being "radically reexamined."

Many of us grew up with the myth of THE ONE. The powerful idea that our happiness depends on finding our one true love - the person who will complete us. Some are indeed lucky enough to find a committed partnership that is passionate and resilient. But for many, this is a fairy tale.

Even if you find the one, you probably continue to feel attraction to other people, or your partner may cheat on you or maybe the business of daily life takes over and you stop having physical intimacy. Or maybe you simply fall out of love.

Over the years Tamera has socially engineered a number of "unusual methods" to create trust in their community. Core to these methods is the idea of complete public transparency in all matters of love and sexuality.

"When people recognize each other in their shared afflictions, they feel less need to disguise themselves and can live together with greater trust. To be seen is to be loved. " - Dieter Duhm

With the support of a community in solidarity and a social climate of trust, Tamera operates in a system they call "Free Love," which is not based on any prescribed relationship model or practice, but rather love based on one's deepest truth - a truth free from coercion, fear and violence.

This does not sound cultish in the least. Not at all!

There's a tiny nugget of drama on us Twitter feed from when he published the article with some people calling him a selfish shit as well as a parody Medium post

What's the over/under on years until this guy kills himself

Doesn't matter, I'll take the under

.5 ETH on the over of 1 year.

“But only death can feed life,” I tell her sagely. “Did you ever think that our death, the death of us, might be the price for your fertility?”

“Jesus fucking Christ, Ian, please just take me home before I call the cops!”

Goddamn that's brilliant.

What a fucking massive twat he is.

I grow closer to a particular woman, Mya. We speak in poetry and myth

I haven't bothered to read the rest, but I'm sure he deserves all of it.

She embraces the openness with a vigor I’d never seen.

Let him die

Did this article just literally summarize another articcle from the Huffington Post?

what a faggot cuck

cuck lol somebody will defend this shit lol