This is why I don't know why anyone would believe any story on that sub. Even the most blatant bullshit stories get upvoted there into the tens of thousands and if anyone dares suggest it might not be true, the water works come out. I'd believe the sub was trying to make a caricature of typical women stereotypes if I hadn't seen a good chunk of the type of women that post there.
In their minds being a walking stereotype is something to be proud of. A "fuck the haters" kind of way, like your trashy cousin who brags about smoking whole pregnant or your alcoholic uncle who brags about driving drunk.
How far can you push that mindset in r/trollxchromosomes? I mean, I've got a ham wallet, so can I claim that I bested Bruce Lee in combat but say that no one believes me "cuz misogyny"?
How they never even read the damn username and realized this guy was obviously trolling them is beyond me. One of my favorite posts on this site though. The average user on TrollX isn't qualified to ride on the short bus.
...Holy shit.
One comment (strawman-ing Mr.Google Manifesto, James Demore's views):
"Why do you get to call me a bigot just because I think black people are inferior, trans people are mentally ill perverts, women are solely for male enjoyment, gay people are child molesters, and Mexicans are rapists?"
The comment right under that:
"Projection at its finest."
Wew. How can you be so dishonest as to make the most extreme jump to outlandish conclusions to someone you label as "conservative" (the motherfucker SAID he was liberal leaning, but don't let that stop you) as the epitome of evil incarnate...yet say HE'S the one projecting?
Reminds me of that SRD thread that somehow is okay with labeling all the people associated with conservatism as fascist after one idiot hits someone with a car, yet multiple violent Antifa incidents "doesn't make the whole movement violent extremists."
How do these people function? This is like "I preheat my microwave before I cook food in it" levels of retardation.
Jesus, nothing sets my teeth on edge more than women who use "honey" or even worse "sweet summer child" when communicating online. So condescending and annoying. If I could, I would blast them into the sun.
Damn. oh sweetie, yikes, is that really the hill you wnat to die on? Let me spill some truth tea, yass queen, you are being really shitty. Y'all, it's another toxic edgy garbage manbaby misogynerd techbro dudebro. This whole thread is a shitshow garbagefire. Chicken Deluxe.
Damn. oh sweetie, yikes, is that really the hill you want to die on? Let me spill some truth tea, you are being really shitty. Yass queen, this is me throwing shade, you toxic edgy garbage manbaby misogynerd techbro dudebro. This whole thread is a shitshow garbagefire, y'all. Wow, I bet I've fooled you all and no one can tell I'm a pasty nu-male.
Tbh honey ewww gross and frankly creepy full stop you're mansplaining I can't even and to think there are people like this toxic problematic white male it's almost as if women are people too
"Sweet summer child" means "I have nothing to contribute to the conversation and, in fact, have close to no knowledge on the subject - however, I see that the hivemind disagrees with you and I must obey."
I need to borrow preset phrases from a famous author and the other infinite number of fat cows online who have used it as an insult. This is because I grew up in a society which treated me like a porcelain doll, and I've never been insulted so I never learned how to banter.
I think you're onto something. Men tease each other mercilessly, we insult each other to show affection. If women talked to each other the way men do they'd be crying constantly.
Sorry honey. Just so you know, I'd blast you into the sun first since you're the type to hang out and absorb other people's drama. That's a pretty sad state of affairs.
Here's the thing. When speaking to anyone, you follow their lead. The person speaking was acting very high and mighty about their interpretation to the point that they insisted they were right because.....feelings? That's shit that fetuses do. Or sweet summer children, if you insist. So I answer that shit back by hitting them riiiiight in the tender spot. Guess I found yours too. Good to know. ;)
Yeah, but hanging out on DRAMA doesn't make me less than you either. At the end of the day, we're both killing time by being assholes to people on the internet.
Nah. Drama is about finding lulz in other people's conversations and adding fuel to a burning fire that doesn't even involve you. Justify all you want but that's not a healthy habit. Get a new fucking hobby. But then I'm older than most fetuses around here so go on, make your mistakes. Have fun living a miserable life.
Oh neat, you're a computer programmer. How would you feel if a cohort of geologists, physicists, and biologists just started telling you that your field is 'fake' and they knew more than you, despite your training? I'm not going to argue climate change with you. The data are overwhelming and the scientific consensus is too. Double down on your bet and buy your retirement home on the coast of Florida 👍
You expect me to believe the same retards that can't predict if it's gonna rain or be sunny next week are gonna tell me what the planet is doing in 50 years.
Get real, fucking retard.
I've never actually met a climate change truther in the wild, +1 diversity
Can you imagine the level of faggotry it would require, trying to debate climate change in /r/drama when the post doesn't even have anything to do with climate change?
I once tried to take the biggest shit on white women by pretending to be a black transwoman on there and until they looked through the history on my account I got quite a bit of applause for doing so.
That's fair. But that's not what TrollX is about... It's meant to be a ladies version of the locker room where we snap towels, compare boobs, and SUPPORT EACH OTHER UNCONDITIONALLY because every goddamned day we are doubted. This is meant to be a place to share small victories and always, always give credit to the motherfucking OP for knowing the context.
This was locker room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago. Bill Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course - not even close. I apologize if anyone was offended.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-06
This, but unironically.
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1 the_black_panther_ 2017-09-06
It's rude to ask a question? Damn they're sensitive
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-09-06
Did you just ask a question about asking a question? Rude.
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2017-09-06
Sure thing, honey.
1 Fletch71011 2017-09-06
This is why I don't know why anyone would believe any story on that sub. Even the most blatant bullshit stories get upvoted there into the tens of thousands and if anyone dares suggest it might not be true, the water works come out. I'd believe the sub was trying to make a caricature of typical women stereotypes if I hadn't seen a good chunk of the type of women that post there.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-06
I'd hate to see a bad chunk of them.
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-09-06
Elaborate m8
1 wootfatigue 2017-09-06
GET OWNED BY GAMERGATE!!!
1 j1l1l1 2017-09-06
They leveled up.
1 Ennui2778 2017-09-06
Man, I read on Kotaku that that episode was better than Civ 5 with the Brave New World expansion pack.
1 literally__trump 2017-09-06
In their minds being a walking stereotype is something to be proud of. A "fuck the haters" kind of way, like your trashy cousin who brags about smoking whole pregnant or your alcoholic uncle who brags about driving drunk.
1 Kuonji 2017-09-06
Just after the election was the absolute best for this sort of thing.
1 Allahu_Laysa_Akbar 2017-09-06
so please believe /u/queenkellee when she tells you she is sensitive
1 queenkellee 2017-09-06
Don't you have a job? Or at least a hobby? Maybe this is it. That's pretty sad. Jeez.
1 aqouta 2017-09-06
Are you implying that you didn't also waste your time bullshitting on the internet today?
1 LaFemmeMacabre 2017-09-06
How far can you push that mindset in r/trollxchromosomes? I mean, I've got a ham wallet, so can I claim that I bested Bruce Lee in combat but say that no one believes me "cuz misogyny"?
1 autistitron 2017-09-06
r/trollxchromosomes are, ironically, sitting ducks for trolling, probably one of the top subs for that actually.
Troll convinces TrollX that Google will lynch black women who enter their building
Can't find am archive link, but here's the classic "GET OWNED BY GAMERGATE" one
1 Fletch71011 2017-09-06
How they never even read the damn username and realized this guy was obviously trolling them is beyond me. One of my favorite posts on this site though. The average user on TrollX isn't qualified to ride on the short bus.
1 LaFemmeMacabre 2017-09-06
...Holy shit.
One comment (strawman-ing Mr.Google Manifesto, James Demore's views):
The comment right under that:
Wew. How can you be so dishonest as to make the most extreme jump to outlandish conclusions to someone you label as "conservative" (the motherfucker SAID he was liberal leaning, but don't let that stop you) as the epitome of evil incarnate...yet say HE'S the one projecting?
Reminds me of that SRD thread that somehow is okay with labeling all the people associated with conservatism as fascist after one idiot hits someone with a car, yet multiple violent Antifa incidents "doesn't make the whole movement violent extremists."
How do these people function? This is like "I preheat my microwave before I cook food in it" levels of retardation.
1 DoubleCheekedUp 2017-09-06
"""""""""""coder""""""""""""""""
yeah she doesn't 'code'
1 queenkellee 2017-09-06
But it's rude to question their bullshit? K.
You're the one hanging on a drama sub and you want to pretend you hold the moral high ground. That's HILARIOUS.
1 the_black_panther_ 2017-09-06
I never said you were being rude. You are being sensitive though.
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-09-06
He needs to stop whitesplaining
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-09-06
I have internalized whitesplaining
1 BannaHamHock 2017-09-06
I have an internalized penis.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-09-06
"There weren't a lot of female engineering students when I was in school."
incoherent screeching and shitting
1 reddog2442 2017-09-06
Or : "I haven't seen such good work in a while!" "SCREEEEEEEEE"
1 cleverseneca 2017-09-06
Or even "that was a funny joke, I wish engineers had a sense of humor in my day!"
REEEEE
1 parameciidae 2017-09-06
Jesus, nothing sets my teeth on edge more than women who use "honey" or even worse "sweet summer child" when communicating online. So condescending and annoying. If I could, I would blast them into the sun.
1 reddog2442 2017-09-06
I felt my blood pressure rise when I read those comments. So damn condescending.
1 SexAttack 2017-09-06
Damn. oh sweetie, yikes, is that really the hill you wnat to die on? Let me spill some truth tea, yass queen, you are being really shitty. Y'all, it's another toxic edgy garbage manbaby misogynerd techbro dudebro. This whole thread is a shitshow garbagefire. Chicken Deluxe.
1 SexAttack 2017-09-06
Damn. oh sweetie, yikes, is that really the hill you want to die on? Let me spill some truth tea, you are being really shitty. Yass queen, this is me throwing shade, you toxic edgy garbage manbaby misogynerd techbro dudebro. This whole thread is a shitshow garbagefire, y'all. Wow, I bet I've fooled you all and no one can tell I'm a pasty nu-male.
1 reddog2442 2017-09-06
Ugh I love it when you talk dirty to me
1 ltedt 2017-09-06
I wanna kill you for writing this
1 jonapoul 2017-09-06
Incredible
1 wootfatigue 2017-09-06
We need to unpack this.
1 Greatpointbut 2017-09-06
unzips
1 jaja10 2017-09-06
don't forget sassy black gifs
1 CptJoiJoi 2017-09-06
Tbh honey ewww gross and frankly creepy full stop you're mansplaining I can't even and to think there are people like this toxic problematic white male it's almost as if women are people too
1 Raven0520 2017-09-06
GAS LIGHTING
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-06
*ya'll
1 j1l1l1 2017-09-06
You forgot "p much".
1 nomad1c 2017-09-06
something something historical context matters ! ! !
1 Ennui2778 2017-09-06
MUH LIVED EXPERIENCES
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-09-06
Jesus Christ
1 Ennui2778 2017-09-06
S L A Y
L
A
Y
1 Ennui2778 2017-09-06
Also, ONE MORE TIME FOR THE PEOPLE ON THE BACK!
1 Raven0520 2017-09-06
Needs a Harry Potter reference.
1 LedinToke 2017-09-06
oh honey, it'll be okay
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-09-06
Well bless your heart, darling.
1 Ennui2778 2017-09-06
I've spent a lot of time in the South, and I don't hear that a quarter of the time that I see it on the internet.
1 SpectroSpecter 2017-09-06
"Sweet summer child" means "I have nothing to contribute to the conversation and, in fact, have close to no knowledge on the subject - however, I see that the hivemind disagrees with you and I must obey."
1 darth_stroyer 2017-09-06
Condescending women are my fetish and /r/TrollXChromosomes is ruining it
1 MaybeIZuckYaDick 2017-09-06
1 Thulean-Dragon 2017-09-06
I actually had to look it up only to remember it was from GoT.
I mean, it's not using Harry Potter quotes bad, but it's still pretty damn wretched.
1 DoubleCheekedUp 2017-09-06
like this is totally like when voldemort convinced katniss to use the dark side of the force you guys
1 ieatpussy69 2017-09-06
Did your daddy used to call you mean names?
1 MaybeIZuckYaDick 2017-09-06
Hahaha, I wish.
1 ieatpussy69 2017-09-06
Well I'll be your daddy now........................slut
1 ThatMormonMike 2017-09-06
I think you're onto something. Men tease each other mercilessly, we insult each other to show affection. If women talked to each other the way men do they'd be crying constantly.
1 parameciidae 2017-09-06
uh-huh sure
1 ThatMormonMike 2017-09-06
I have daughters, I know this to be true. There are some exceptions, but the norm is this.
1 MaybeNotaTurtle 2017-09-06
Ya idk what this guy is on about, the real reason women aren't funny is because they just aren't smart enough.
1 parameciidae 2017-09-06
Eh, I'm not sure anyone thinks they're being hilariously funny when they call someone "honey". Think there's a different motivation.
1 Notthehalf 2017-09-06
Oh honey....
1 battles 2017-09-06
Now you know how people feel when they come here and read 'mayocide.'
1 Allahu_Laysa_Akbar 2017-09-06
/u/queenkellee is a racist anyway, why believe anything she says
don't believe shes a racist? she says so herself
"If you are white in this country you are by default racist. Myself included."
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollXChromosomes/comments/5eie2z/the_truth_about_the_idea_of_alienating_allies_who/dact25d/
1 queenkellee 2017-09-06
You bet. And if you're white and American, you are too.
What do you think this is? A gotcha? K, fetus. Try harder next time.
1 wabbit_1444 2017-09-06
Oh, honey.
1 Fletch71011 2017-09-06
Why the hell would anyone listen to a racist?
1 queenkellee 2017-09-06
Sorry honey. Just so you know, I'd blast you into the sun first since you're the type to hang out and absorb other people's drama. That's a pretty sad state of affairs.
Here's the thing. When speaking to anyone, you follow their lead. The person speaking was acting very high and mighty about their interpretation to the point that they insisted they were right because.....feelings? That's shit that fetuses do. Or sweet summer children, if you insist. So I answer that shit back by hitting them riiiiight in the tender spot. Guess I found yours too. Good to know. ;)
1 parameciidae 2017-09-06
So, if a person is acting like a clown, in your view, your solution to this is to let them set the tone of the discussion?
1 queenkellee 2017-09-06
Why on earth do you any of you shitheads who hang on the DRAMA subreddit think you hold some kind of moral highground?
1 parameciidae 2017-09-06
Yeah, but hanging out on DRAMA doesn't make me less than you either. At the end of the day, we're both killing time by being assholes to people on the internet.
1 queenkellee 2017-09-06
Nah. Drama is about finding lulz in other people's conversations and adding fuel to a burning fire that doesn't even involve you. Justify all you want but that's not a healthy habit. Get a new fucking hobby. But then I'm older than most fetuses around here so go on, make your mistakes. Have fun living a miserable life.
1 parameciidae 2017-09-06
Oh, hell no.
1 izuerial 2017-09-06
How's that borderline personality treatment coming?
1 niggerpenis 2017-09-06
fucking cunts
1 darth_stroyer 2017-09-06
more like unfucked cunts
1 JohnGalt316 2017-09-06
do people not realize that all these situations are made up for reddit karma?
1 ohfughalb 2017-09-06
The stories are so obviously written by people who hate TrollX. They celebrate b8 posts harder than cringeanarchy.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-09-06
No u
1 Country-asshole 2017-09-06
I'm picturing a talentless, blue haired legbeard with no sexual appeal saying this.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-06
Trust me, women in STEM have < 0 sex appeal.
Land whales ahoy!
1 Providang 2017-09-06
Hmm..I somehow doubt you actually have any experience in STEM 🤔
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-06
Computer programming is STEM retard.
1 Providang 2017-09-06
Oh neat, you're a computer programmer. How would you feel if a cohort of geologists, physicists, and biologists just started telling you that your field is 'fake' and they knew more than you, despite your training? I'm not going to argue climate change with you. The data are overwhelming and the scientific consensus is too. Double down on your bet and buy your retirement home on the coast of Florida 👍
https://climate.nasa.gov/evidence/
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-06
You expect me to believe the same retards that can't predict if it's gonna rain or be sunny next week are gonna tell me what the planet is doing in 50 years.
Get real, fucking retard.
I've never actually met a climate change truther in the wild, +1 diversity
1 Providang 2017-09-06
Lol... NASA is not who runs the weather channel.
But you also make a compelling argument!
1 BannaHamHock 2017-09-06
Can you imagine the level of faggotry it would require, trying to debate climate change in /r/drama when the post doesn't even have anything to do with climate change?
1 TadidaYo 2017-09-06
I once tried to take the biggest shit on white women by pretending to be a black transwoman on there and until they looked through the history on my account I got quite a bit of applause for doing so.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-06
Link pls :(
1 pm_me_ur_cats_toes 2017-09-06
You can't just say that and not link us to it.
1 TadidaYo 2017-09-06
I did link it here a couple of months ago. I don't remember the exact title, but if I recall it was close to
'Another sub turns on white women (guess which before taking a gander)'
1 SpectroSpecter 2017-09-06
Why do people like this leave the house if human speech damages their fiery bat wings and cartoon pitchfork?
1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-06
let's not assume for one second that them bitches leave the house.
1 heavenlytoaster 2017-09-06
Racism really is powerful.
1 odintal 2017-09-06
Yes. I've been told this by people for being respectful and genuine but I understand why a troll X'er would not have.
1 Allahu_Laysa_Akbar 2017-09-06
/u/Providang
This was locker room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago. Bill Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course - not even close. I apologize if anyone was offended.
1 Providang 2017-09-06
Lol at this whole thread. Women's locker room talk is not as rape-y. More like, 'are you sure this looks okay?'
1 Michelanvalo 2017-09-06
I watched GLOW, all you bitches do is compare titties and share tampons.
1 Providang 2017-09-06
We share hair ties and deodarant too!
1 aqouta 2017-09-06
Share deodorant? Reeemales should be gassed.
1 LaFemmeMacabre 2017-09-06
Man, I hate to throw out the ol' "tisim" cliché, but knowing that engineers/mathematical occupations are more likely to attract individuals on the autism spectrum , it maaayyyy be a legitimate concern that she, in fact, did not have a handle on it.
1 youcanteatbullets 2017-09-06
You don't have to be autistic to misread a situation. Or to make shit up for easy reddit karma.