Author of "My Immortal" finally found. Has deal for memoir.

56  2017-09-06 by shitpost953

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Nice to see Buzzfeed do some journalism that actually matters for a change.

Is this is that Rose Christo, then I guess we finally unearthed the psychopath. Certainly the way she writes is a cringe fest

What else has she written?

one of the internet's great mysteries, solved.

Glorious.

I prefer the mystery

Same. This is pretty lame and ruins it for me.

So /u/snallygaster writes for Buzzfeed?

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Fucking hell not this dumb shit again.

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OH, it's someone I never heard of.

Shouldn't you be off harassing underaged rape victims?

/u/snallygaster u got scooped yung sun

Fuck this story. The only My Immortal that matters was written by Ben Moody David Hodges & Amy Lee.

So apparently this has nothing to do with "Immortal Beloved" the mysterious lover Beethoven wrote a letter too... how disappointing.

Nerd

no, it's more Harry Potter shit

I was actually thinking it was the song by Evanescence, which confused me because we already should have known who made it.

so wait, it wasn't Stephen King?

The Stand is such a great book. There's one character in it that I feel really captures the spirit and personality of r/Drama.

Bullshit, he ends up getting laid repeatedly.

Yeah but it's with a woman so does it count?

It's only in the bussy tho.

The Stand

great book

try again

Curious to know whether it's satire or not, I've had a long-standing argument with a friend about it. She says it's trash, I say it's carefully-constructed trash (for example, the author is always sure to pick the funniest "wrong word" in every situation, things like that)

Anyone who doesn't think it's satire needs a brain transplant tbqhwy

The main argument against it being satire is that nobody would waste that much time on something that bad as a joke, though I think the existence of /r/Drama is enough evidence that there are plenty of people on the Internet with way too much free time.

yeah, whoever makes that argument really underestimates how far some will go to get a rise out of people.

Was My Immortal genuine, or a troll fic? Why did you write it?

I’ve been told the official book description is coming out soon, so I think I can finally say it. My Immortal was a troll fic. Sorry if this disappoints anyone, but I thought it was obvious.

https://rosechristo1.tumblr.com/faq-personal

yessss haha that settles it

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this is the most important thing to happen all year

Apparently the average Buzzfeed reader is so retarded that they need a picture every paragraph in order to stay invested in an article.

Ahh, I grew up on HP fanfic and I remember this.

Still think that whole thing was just a clever troll.