No there's a gofundme that could make sense. We will need a couple of cameras; one for your POV and an external camera operator (wearing feminine black outfit) to film your interactions. Once you sign the waiver, we (or they) start shooting.
So wut. We aren't buying it, we're "borrowing" it from whatever podunk dixiel high school it belongs to. Returned by Monday morning, and it's a hilarious prank.
it when you copy the link directly through reddit instead of clicking on it first and then copying the link. Reddit adds a lot of bs to it, not sure why.
Evil Fascist Tyrant Blurnald Blurmpff stood at the office window on the highest floor of his Dark Tower. As he gazed down at the street below, a look of satisfaction spread across his swine-like face, his tiny hands clawing maniacially, gleefully at the Jew-skin coat draping his bloated form.
"Those fools!" he cackled, drawing forth from his pocket a twisted bone pipe, fashioned from the remains of his murdered archenemy, Hillary the Virtuous. "They trusted me! They gave all this to me!" His cackling grew louder, more shrill and hysterical, as he spastically waved the pipe at the window, drawing an arc across the entire vista of New York - and America - which now belonged to him. "They'll regret the day they ever trusted Blurnald Blurmpff! Wait'll they see what I'm gonna do with those shifty Mexicans!" A smug, hideous grin creased his cracked, purplish lips as he stuffed the pipe into his mouth, lighting it up to take a long, deep puff of powdered heroin.
It was then, though, that his piggish, bloodshot eyes spotted something going on down on the street below. What was that? He leaned closer to the glass, squinting- and, as it came into focus, his blood ran cold. For down on the cold, hard streets of New York beneath his Tower, a family stood... a brave family, clearly members of the underground Resistance, courageously signalling their displeasure with Blurmpff's malevolence by giving he and his tower the finger!
"No!" screamed Blurmpff, the pipe tumbling from his lips and scattering ash across his deep-pile rug. "No!" Fearfully, panic coursing through his cholesterol-clogged veins, he backed away from the window. "They've foiled my evil plans yet again! Damn them! Damn them all to hell!" Wide-eyed, almost delirious with terror, Blurmpff scooped up several tubs of ice cream from his desk and trotted as fast as his stubby legs could take him out of his office and up to the roof's helipad. As he started up his customised SS-black chopper and began to speed away through the neon-lit skies, Blurmpff gazed down at the city, a scowl twisting his already hideous features into a gross, distorted caricature. "Curse you, Resistance!" he howled at the figures on the street below, who were now bravely giving the finger to his fleeing helicopter. "You may have won this round, but I'll be back! NOBODY gets the best of Blurnald Blurmpff!"
You have not experienced a truer cycle than your cyclic history which we will break for all eternity and create the dream. The cycle of true depravity, true pleasure, I have tasted more cum than you, swam in more cum than you have ever imagined. I have licked stranger things than you have, penetrated warmer and moister crevices than you have, let me sing an elegy, an elegy to your dryness and your despair. I have grown astral penises beyond you, that the Hyperboreans and the damn ascetics will never let you glance at so much as grow one. One such cock was 2 meters in length and full of volume.
Sure you have your generic designs, but quite a few are bespoke one of a kind, so it's closer to making a knockoff of a well known painting rather than something from a branded clothing line.
The idea that there need to be a central registry of fursonas painted on eggs to make sure no two are alike has really brightened my day, someone should get one of the spicy meme lords in /r/furry_irl on it ASAP.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-09-06
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1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-09-06
I think you're looking for one of the countless anti Trump circlesquirt subs.
1 Bustwe 2017-09-06
Don't kinkshame shitlord
1 King-Achelexus 2017-09-06
Fat
1 Heydammit 2017-09-06
Seriously people have died from this sort of thing.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-09-06
Kinkshamed to death is the new euthanasia T-4 program
1 DeadpoolDash 2017-09-06
But kink shaming is my kink
1 saint2e 2017-09-06
Big if true
1 Sumido 2017-09-06
r/the_donald poster here, can confirm
1 banjomanagement 2017-09-06
You're an asshole
1 Deagspert 2017-09-06
big if true
1 banjomanagement 2017-09-06
Then it's big I guess
1 Sumido 2017-09-06
It's YUGE
1 banjomanagement 2017-09-06
bigly
1 Greatpointbut 2017-09-06
How much money would it take to get one of you autists to sport this for a day at Berkley?
1 DramaModsSuck 2017-09-06
1000$ if you pay for transport and food
1 Greatpointbut 2017-09-06
No there's a gofundme that could make sense. We will need a couple of cameras; one for your POV and an external camera operator (wearing feminine black outfit) to film your interactions. Once you sign the waiver, we (or they) start shooting.
We split the pure profit if you make it.
1 DramaModsSuck 2017-09-06
That fursuit probably costs a lot.
1 Ennui2778 2017-09-06
One of us probably already has one, if you don't mind it being "gently loved." 😻
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-06
Just say it's you.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-09-06
And spare you the shame? I think not.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-06
Flair checks out :)
1 Greatpointbut 2017-09-06
So wut. We aren't buying it, we're "borrowing" it from whatever podunk dixiel high school it belongs to. Returned by Monday morning, and it's a hilarious prank.
1 MisterSmithereens 2017-09-06
for 2000$ i will dress up as a nazi furry (The Fur Fuhrer)
1 nicholasalotalos 2017-09-06
You wouldn't even be the furriest political protester there is that Antifa girl shows up to counter-protest you.
1 Thulean-Dragon 2017-09-06
Fuck it, I'd do it for free if I had the suit.
Don't live in Burgerland, though.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2017-09-06
make it Watts or Harlem and I'm in for a cool ten grand
twelve if he wears a white hood too
1 Greatpointbut 2017-09-06
But, but... this level of coordination would take levels of /u/notch to fund... ~~~~
A helicopter pano-shot zooms in on all 3 dixie cats at their respective cities' cenral landmark, <think Brady Bunch intro>...
1 Bailie2 2017-09-06
I'll do it for free. My dream come true is to be murdered by some BLM. Please make me a martyr.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-09-06
I think you're looking for one of the hundreds of anti Trump circlesquirt subs.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-09-06
Imagine being this retarded.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-09-06
Imagine making up a quote in order to try to feel superior on an Internet board.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-09-06
Imagine whining about something on the Internet.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-09-06
Imagine posting something and then saying "lol I didn't even mean it I'm just a retard clicking buttons". Also, imagine all the people.
1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-06
this is pretty much my entire existence.
1 Jukk 2017-09-06
How about you keep imagining bussy
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-06
Cry me a river
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-06
u/Ohhamburgers you can do more than a wee downvote lmao 😂😂😂❄️❄️❄️
1 Colonel_Sandors 2017-09-06
1 444455555666666 2017-09-06
lol I'd agenda post too if everyone bot buttflustered as easily as you
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-09-06
Clearly that's what's going on here.
1 444455555666666 2017-09-06
lmao it is, you triggered little cheeto faggot
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-09-06
L'resistance can't even go two comments without flipping their shit lol, well done.
1 444455555666666 2017-09-06
https://out.reddit.com/t3_6yfwjk?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F8gsaca7qu9kz.jpg&token=AQAAkSawWYUz4bAyivOEqz3w2P-WPCn7H9Luxqyakiidxz7Iww2w&app_name=reddit.com
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-09-06
Yeah no.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-06
That link looks $100% benign and is not an attempt to doxx
1 444455555666666 2017-09-06
too late, i've already doxxed 200 trump supporters and hacked their mainframes as of this post
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-06
Did you backtrace our IPs?
1 444455555666666 2017-09-06
I couldnt get past the 7 proxies =(
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-06
Fuck it, so you're saying consequences will be the same?
1 wow___justwow 2017-09-06
Oh fuck you didn't develop a GUI in visual basic did you?
1 SpotNL 2017-09-06
it when you copy the link directly through reddit instead of clicking on it first and then copying the link. Reddit adds a lot of bs to it, not sure why.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-09-06
Tracking
1 GhostFaceShiller 2017-09-06
Stop downvoting the Lolcow, pls thx. I want to see what it says next.
1 Zachums 2017-09-06
imagine posting in the_donald unironically lmao
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-09-06
Imagine modding as many subs as you and not earning a dime while #resisting a social life but it's OK because you'll always have r/dickgirls.
1 Zachums 2017-09-06
I do this at work, so yeah I get paid while I'm on here.
1 icefourthirtythree 2017-09-06
Yeah, but do you like r/dickgirls?
1 riemann1413 2017-09-06
obviously
he's not a transphobe
1 icefourthirtythree 2017-09-06
Worst mod.
1 riemann1413 2017-09-06
thx 4 recognizing the hustle fam
1 Zachums 2017-09-06
If you don't enjoy some occasional feminine peenie, what the fuck are you doing with your life?
1 icefourthirtythree 2017-09-06
Best mod (after /u/conedicsans)
1 Pablopubes 2017-09-06
He probably has s t a g n a n t j u i c e
1 Zachums 2017-09-06
A rolling j u i c e doesn't gather any s t a g n a t i o n.
1 pepperouchau 2017-09-06
Is it hazy tho???
1 Pablopubes 2017-09-06
Considering how stagnant it is, it's probably settled and clear.
1 RalphiesBoogers 2017-09-06
Enjoying regular feminine peenie.
1 444455555666666 2017-09-06
fight me bitch nigga
1 riemann1413 2017-09-06
have you ever been invited anywhere
1 doctorjesus__ 2017-09-06
Why is there always infighting amongst gays?
1 Heydammit 2017-09-06
Imagine whining about people whining about Trump and literally looking like an idiot.
1 T_Dumbsford 2017-09-06
On a scale of Anita Sarkesian to antifa, how triggered are you rn?
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-09-06
Such a low standard for 'triggered' here, my one sentence comment triggered half the place though so I get it.
1 T_Dumbsford 2017-09-06
You didn't answer the question
1 Heydammit 2017-09-06
Sure seems like it started some drama here :)
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2017-09-06
Lol For you thinking this sub is pro mayo.
1 InspiringShitpost 2017-09-06
Wtf I love furries now. /s
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-06
Boiiiiiiiiii
1 InspiringShitpost 2017-09-06
Okay, I've always had a thing for furries.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-06
This might change you from furry sexual to heterosexual https://www.reddit.com/r/fatpussies/comments/5wuij1/andrea_uk_any_love_for_an_album/
1 InspiringShitpost 2017-09-06
Christ, I think that's only made things worse.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-06
I love you 😂😂😂
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-06
u/Ohhamburgers oh honey if downvotes make you feel so good then you should've told me earlier. Here i downvoted myself. Happy? ;)
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-09-06
I haven't downvoted anyone in this thread, you seem pretty upset about someone clicking a button though.
1 Sethal4395 2017-09-06
God is dead.
1 felixjawesome 2017-09-06
Long live the furries.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-09-06
The Demiurge only has himself to blame
1 Invalid_Target 2017-09-06
...
1 Hydrium 2017-09-06
Gas furries, get money.
1 XxMAGA1337xX 2017-09-06
Evil Fascist Tyrant Blurnald Blurmpff stood at the office window on the highest floor of his Dark Tower. As he gazed down at the street below, a look of satisfaction spread across his swine-like face, his tiny hands clawing maniacially, gleefully at the Jew-skin coat draping his bloated form.
"Those fools!" he cackled, drawing forth from his pocket a twisted bone pipe, fashioned from the remains of his murdered archenemy, Hillary the Virtuous. "They trusted me! They gave all this to me!" His cackling grew louder, more shrill and hysterical, as he spastically waved the pipe at the window, drawing an arc across the entire vista of New York - and America - which now belonged to him. "They'll regret the day they ever trusted Blurnald Blurmpff! Wait'll they see what I'm gonna do with those shifty Mexicans!" A smug, hideous grin creased his cracked, purplish lips as he stuffed the pipe into his mouth, lighting it up to take a long, deep puff of powdered heroin.
It was then, though, that his piggish, bloodshot eyes spotted something going on down on the street below. What was that? He leaned closer to the glass, squinting- and, as it came into focus, his blood ran cold. For down on the cold, hard streets of New York beneath his Tower, a family stood... a brave family, clearly members of the underground Resistance, courageously signalling their displeasure with Blurmpff's malevolence by giving he and his tower the finger!
"No!" screamed Blurmpff, the pipe tumbling from his lips and scattering ash across his deep-pile rug. "No!" Fearfully, panic coursing through his cholesterol-clogged veins, he backed away from the window. "They've foiled my evil plans yet again! Damn them! Damn them all to hell!" Wide-eyed, almost delirious with terror, Blurmpff scooped up several tubs of ice cream from his desk and trotted as fast as his stubby legs could take him out of his office and up to the roof's helipad. As he started up his customised SS-black chopper and began to speed away through the neon-lit skies, Blurmpff gazed down at the city, a scowl twisting his already hideous features into a gross, distorted caricature. "Curse you, Resistance!" he howled at the figures on the street below, who were now bravely giving the finger to his fleeing helicopter. "You may have won this round, but I'll be back! NOBODY gets the best of Blurnald Blurmpff!"
1 Bussypostin 2017-09-06
Quality pasta
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-09-06
You have not experienced a truer cycle than your cyclic history which we will break for all eternity and create the dream. The cycle of true depravity, true pleasure, I have tasted more cum than you, swam in more cum than you have ever imagined. I have licked stranger things than you have, penetrated warmer and moister crevices than you have, let me sing an elegy, an elegy to your dryness and your despair. I have grown astral penises beyond you, that the Hyperboreans and the damn ascetics will never let you glance at so much as grow one. One such cock was 2 meters in length and full of volume.
1 cimarafa 2017-09-06
1 XxMAGA1337xX 2017-09-06
zoz
1 OhNoHesZooming 2017-09-06
zle
1 SamWhite 2017-09-06
zozzle
1 Nanaki__ 2017-09-06
If I remember correctly the same person that made/is wearing that suit also made a clone of a dead persons fursuit just to troll.
google for 'lemonade coyote imposter' for all the fun of the fare
1 TSA_Precheck 2017-09-06
New band name!
1 BlenderGuy 2017-09-06
I did a bit of a dive into the internet on that. You'd get so many confused people searching for your band.
1 rewind45 2017-09-06
Why..... at some point it isn't trolling, its just being an asshole.
1 MrNotSpecified 2017-09-06
That's exactly what trolling is
1 potatoesarenotcool 2017-09-06
Being an asshole for fun, which is trolling.
1 xthorgoldx 2017-09-06
By that definition, the "HURR DURR PRANKED BRO" videos are totally "trolls."
1 potatoesarenotcool 2017-09-06
Yes. Did you doubt this?
1 glmox 2017-09-06
not sure how to break this to you
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2017-09-06
oh this is fucking rich, thanks https://twitter.com/madefuryou/status/484512614576177153
i love how they think they have some magical copyright to a fashion design, fuckin furfags
1 Nanaki__ 2017-09-06
Sure you have your generic designs, but quite a few are bespoke one of a kind, so it's closer to making a knockoff of a well known painting rather than something from a branded clothing line.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-09-06
Are you telling me furrys are like Clowns where the facepaint is the "clowns" and they paint them on eggs to mark who's facepaint is who.
Jesus christ just when I thought they couldn't get worse.
http://imgur.com/gallery/H0yXO
1 Nanaki__ 2017-09-06
The idea that there need to be a central registry of fursonas painted on eggs to make sure no two are alike has really brightened my day, someone should get one of the spicy meme lords in /r/furry_irl on it ASAP.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2017-09-06
no copyrights in fashion baby
1 ProphetRith 2017-09-06
Aren't those fur suits ridiculously expensive wtf
1 Thulean-Dragon 2017-09-06
The high quality ones (see how the leg goes down then back up like a real coyote) can get to $3,300.
Not as bad as I thought it'd be, still a lot of money to spend on a troll.
1 CC3940A61E 2017-09-06
the only good furfag is a dead one.
butchering them should be legal.
1 Sc0tty2hotty 2017-09-06
Honestly I haven't heard much about furries or gassing them since the early/mid 2000s. I thought we got them all
1 MrNotSpecified 2017-09-06
You haven't been to e621, I see.
1 die_rattin 2017-09-06
Someone tried to gas MFF a couple years ago but it didn't work out
1 Obskulum 2017-09-06
People reee'ing about furries is my favorite all American past time.
1 do0rkn0b 2017-09-06
is this supposed to be a bad thing?
1 freet0 2017-09-06
I'd like to surrender to North Korea please
1 TheRealm99 2017-09-06
What do you guys think about this comment made about r/drama
https://np.reddit.com/r/udub/comments/6ykbu7/good_job_rudub_we_made_it_to_the_front_page_of/dmo4xk3/
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-09-06
FYI it's was originally made by u/frostfedora who is a literal dogfucker (that is, have progressed from fucking guys in dog costumes to actual dogs).
1 Obskulum 2017-09-06
OwO notices ur troll
1 glmox 2017-09-06
the south will yiff again
1 GoWithMyDog 2017-09-06
But this is drama /u/Ultrashitpost
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-09-06
Apparently it generated a lot of drama on the net, but i didn't recognize it.
Still, OP is gay as fucc for not linking to that drama instead.
1 Invalid_Target 2017-09-06
FURRYCIDE NAO
1 Gothmog26 2017-09-06
Launch the nukes. He's probably a mayo, but we really can't afford to take that chance.
1 InsectThinker 2017-09-06
https://i.redd.it/h4wahlmxq2az.png
1 moush 2017-09-06
Most upvoted thread in a while. Shows there are too many communists here.
1 MrAlphonzo 2017-09-06
Yet even more evidence that we should've hung the Confederates.
1 KecemotRybecx 2017-09-06
This is my new favorite thing EVER! Fuck, this made me laugh so hard!!!